#jesusposts

[likeahyacinth]

apostle peter on his phone at the last supper looking at the Wikipedia page for bread and wine

[johnwicklover1999]

big fan of your autism

THANK GOODNESS.

[jettkuso]

the pope told me Jesus has t-boy swag merry christmas

[orpheuslament]

no1 understands her like i do

[whenthegoldrays]

(throwing myself back into being holy so I don’t think of *gestures vaguely*)

[cuprohastes]

The natural predator of Jesus is the Cookie monster.

Computer, send shitpost.

[cillancholly]

something so bittersweet about jesus talking about the trinity before he dies. he talks about his father like he misses him and every action he takes is based on the emptied relationship they have while he’s on earth. whenever he tried to hide from the crowds its never to sleep or eat or rest, its to pray. to bring the spirit to his apostles he has to leave first and he refers to that as both sending “him” to them but also “i’m going away, and i will come to you.” like, “someones coming to take care of you in my place and he’s not me but he is and i promise i’m with you always but also this is goodbye”

[library-fae]

jesus, your apostles are here

[aro-oak]

The same Christians that are so insistent that God is the Father (masculine) are also the ones that taught me that God didn't initially give Eve to Adam because he didn't think that Adam would need a helper, as Adam was created to be God's friend. Adam and God as partners much like the animals came in pairs. These Christians do not make the same gay gay homosexual gay connection that I just did

[twinkgami]

i fucking love system of a down so much 90% of their songs is “war is terrible and propaganda is terrible the prison system is terrible we all need to be good people to each other and also fuck the government”

and then the other 10% is Daron Malakian going “yeah I went to a really weird baseball game one time and also I felt bad about hitting a bunny :(”

[horror-vampire]

so hard to kin jesus when you have no hands…

i have feelings for you

[festival-stone]

my pet theological nonsense about christianity is that i think the seven days of creation correspond to the mass extinctions. i believe this is an accidental coincedence by the writers but god Would know about it so i think it's narratively sound. seven days = SEVEN mass extinctions. which would include the one we started after the bible released. even though this is almost certainly unintentional on the part of the people involved in bibling, i think it creates an EXTREMELY fascinating narrative and has consequences for how i live my life based on it.

[montanamp3]

another 27!

[kipskiptrip]

Rest in peace Jesus Christ you would've loved the human love and experience

[croakingfairy]

need someone to finger my sidewound

[lynnnshooty]

mutual is Jesusposting atm