#applying literary analysis skills to the bible seems like blasphemy but also what i believe in general is blasphemy

[phrygian-dominant]

my pet theological nonsense about christianity is that i think the seven days of creation correspond to the mass extinctions. i believe this is an accidental coincedence by the writers but god Would know about it so i think it's narratively sound. seven days = SEVEN mass extinctions. which would include the one we started after the bible released. even though this is almost certainly unintentional on the part of the people involved in bibling, i think it creates an EXTREMELY fascinating narrative and has consequences for how i live my life based on it.