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I AM AT THE OFFICE
Why did i open this and what do i do with myself now. I WORK AT A BANK HDKAVDLAH
literally shaking. What the fuck
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Jesuschristonabike your going to need to shock me again daddy I've been a bad boy
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Can we just 😶 #niykeeheaton #jesuschristonabike
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DEAR DIARY OF THINGS I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD DO,
I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO THE NEW GERMAN EXCHANGE STUDENT IN MY CLASS WHAT A DICKBUTT WAS
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i don't get why everyone is so damn upset about Blurred Lines i mean fucking seriously... this isnt the FIRST song that was EVER written by a man trying to pressure a girl into having sex with him. THERE HAVE BEEN RAP SONGS WRITTEN ABOUT THIS VERY SAME THING SINCE THE 90'S. And this song is also about trying to pressure her into smoking weed, it's not just about the damn sex i mean come ON people. Pick your fucking battles. jesus fucking christ.
Why, all of a sudden, are you all in an uproar about a song like this when they've been around for fucking ever??
Is it because a white man wrote it this time?
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OKAY EREN'S SEIYUU SINGING PART OF YOUR WORLD NOPE THIS IS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE
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Holy fucking SHIIIIIT THIS GAME IS SO SCARY EVEN IN THE MIDDLE F THE DAY OH GOD OH GOD MY HEART I CAN'T DEAL #AAAAGH #SLENDER #SLENDERMAN #SCARY #ARGH #CAPS #JESUSCHRISTONABIKE (Taken with Instagram at Drury Hall)
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