#jesus my url is long when you spell it out

[lavendertales]

thank you for the tag my heart @doin-stuff 💖

Rules: spell out your URL with song titles, then tag as many people as there are letters in your URL

Q - Quick musical doodles by Two Feet 

U - Under pressure by Queen

E - Everyday by Ariana Grande

E - edamame by bbno$

N - New eyes by Adam Lambert

O - Oh mami by Chase Atlantic

F - Funky town by Lipps Inc 

T - Toxic by Kehlani

H - Heaven by Depeche Mode 

E - Enemy by Imagine Dragons

F - Fed up by Ghostemane

A - Addicted to you by Avicii 

C - CPR by Cupcakke (don’t - just don’t)

E - Ex’s & oh’s by Elle King 

L - Lie by Halsey

E - Eaten alive by Diana Ross

S - Streets by Doja Cat 

S - She knows by J. Cole 

np tags: @captn-andor @saucerful-strange @maharani-radha @salome-c @mitchi-c @acourtofsnakes @rosiefridayrogersunday @floraandfrost @cheshire-noir @cheesybadgers @beskarboobs 

[thesokovianaccords]

Fic Rec Tag Game

I was tagged in this almost TWO YEARS AGO by the fabulous @theawkwardterrier and am just now getting to it as I clean out my drafts folder (lol sorry Leah...)

Rules: Spell out your user name using titles of fics you like and/or love -  any fic that you enjoy for any reason whatsoever. Then tag at least one fandom friend to do the same.

WARNING! Only begin if you have time to kill. (This is FOR REAL! Even if you’re not digging around to find a specific fic, or trying to match a particular letter, or trying to decide which options to include, you WILL get caught up reading!)

Bonus option! Give it a 1-5 knowledge rating (KR) in terms of how well you need to know canon to enjoy the fic. 1 meaning “no previous knowledge necessary” and 5 meaning “need to be well-versed in all of canon.

(Jesus why is my url so long)

again, this is two years overdue so I have no idea who did this - but feel free to consider this me tagging you! it was so fun to go back through my bookmarks to find these fics lol 

time & spaces. by thesemovingparts - pre-michelle jones/peter parker, michelle jones is tony stark’s daughter (just trust me lol). KR: 3.5

Hold Your Voice In My Heart (Till I Can Hold You In My Arms) by fluffernutter8 - steve rogers/peggy carter (aka that time that @theawkwardterrier wrote a madam secretary au bc she is the Actual Best). KR: 3.0

Extended Disarming by tara_stofse - phryne fisher/jack robinson - a short fluffy ficlet that really encapsulates them, I think. KR: 3.0.

Swipe Right, Swing Left by downn_in_flames - james potter/lily evans, a modern american politics/tinder au. yes I know. KR: 2.5.

one time thing. by bemusedbicycle - kate sharma/anthony bridgerton, modern au. hot af. KR: 2.0.

know your devils and your deeds by irnan - pepper potts/tony stark. an oldie but a goodie, god I love them. KR: 3.0 for 2012 mcu haha.

One For the Money (And Four to Go) by Lavendergaia - jemma simmons/leo fitz, daisy johnson/antoine triplett. bachelor auction au. excellence. KR: 2.5.

The Viscount Who Courted Me by theladyrainbow - kate sharma/anthony bridgerton. an au in which anthony pursues kate from day one. KR: 3.5. (it’s technically a T but mind ya business).

in tongues and quiet sighs by Elizabeth (anghraine) - cassian andor/jyn erso, han solo/leia organa. “Alderaanian runs under all the intersections of Leia Organa's and Cassian Andor's lives.” KR: 4.0.

A Strange New Story Every Time by gyzym - logan echolls/veronica mars. KR: 3.0.

no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa by magneticwave - leia organa/han solo. KR: 4.5.

Any Fin Goes by vextant - gen. avengers. a heist. a shark. truly one of my favorites. KR: 2.0.

Casablanca by BeeDaily - james potter/lily evans. modern au. I love them. KR: 2.5.

Corner Man by Snapjack - james bond/eve moneypenny. oh yes. KR: 4.0.

One Hundred and Eleven Days by themonkeycabal - bucky barnes/darcy lewis, darcy lewis is tony stark’s daughter. ‘run verse. this whole series is one of my all-time favorites, but picking this one bc I needed a fic that started with ‘o’ but also bc it’s emotionally wrecked me for years :D KR: 4.0.

Rosehill Cottage by agentverbivore (verbivore8642) - leo fitz/jemma simmons, a holiday-esque au. a delight! KR: 3.5.

Don't Stop Me Now by CloudAtlas - clint barton/natasha romanoff, peggy carter/steve rogers, pepper potts/tony stark. college au, another oldie but a goodie. KR 2.5.

Summer Soldier by Remember When (scribblemyname) - bucky barnes/susan pevensie, one of the only ones out there. I need more people to understand how this ship is important to me and to the world at large. KR 3.5. 

[itistimeforusalltodecidewhoweare]

rules: spell out your url with song titles, then tag as many people as there are in your url.

jesus christ sarah, but challenge accepted. thank you for tagging me @canonicallyanxious 💛 my list is under the cut bc it's obnoxiously long for obvious reasons. if you wanna see it as a handy dandy playlist, the link for that is here

It's Always Sunny With You – {Parentheses}

Toothpaste Kisses – The Maccabees

It's Been A Long, Long Time – Pentatonix

She's a God – Neck Deep

Two of a Crime – Perma

It's Not All About You – Lawrence

Marietta – Upstate

Everything I've Got – Malcolm Gets

Fair – The Amazing Devil

One Thing – 36 Questions

Riptide – Vance Joy

Underground – Cody Fry

So You Wanna Marry Daisy – Spence Hood

Aire – Nathan Trent

Little Lion Man – Mumford & Sons

Love Potion No. 9 – The Searchers

The 1 – Taylor Swift

Ophelia – The Lumineers

Do I Wanna Know? – Hozier

Eloise – Peter McPoland

Crush – Tessa Violet

If You Wanna - The Vaccines

Dancing in the Moonlight – Toploader

Eve – Annett Louisan

Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High – Arctic Monkeys

Hungry Eyes – Eric Carmen

Old Soul – Saint Motel

We're Through – The Hollies

Everything About You – Andy Karl

Astronomy – Conan Gray

Rocket Man – Elton John

Everybody Knows – Rufus Wainwright

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yeah so i'm not gonna tag 32 people (i don't think i know 32 people), but here's a few who i think might enjoy this:

@daisyprouvaire @barnesafterglow @avisalix @lifestooshortnottobewhoyouare @aquariusbarnes @permets-tu-not-permettez-vous @pinstripes-of-doom @catofthebarricades @f4nn1stuff

[vespiiqueen]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box of the last 10 people who reblogged something from you (if you want !! 💛💖)

Wow I rambled a lot with this but i can't add cuts bc I'm on mobile rn DHSISHSJ sorry :"))))

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1. Ik Ik "haha how cringe are you" of me to say, but honestly? Homestuck. Homestuck helped me in a time of need and when i so desperately wanted something to latch onto. Finally, I caved into my friends telling me to read it-- and it's been a blast!! The epilogues / hs^2 make me feel kinda sad though, because so much of what I loved about the original was yeeted through the nine circles of hell and into the trash. I love Y/ffany's (I call her Yippi tho) design, the art is really pretty at times, Harry is a major dork, I LIVE for seeing Vrissy bc honestly?? Her design is 10/10, very early 2000s emo style and I also live for that. Tavros is cute and a nerd and I think that's swell!

But in terms of story and how any of this happens, it makes me sad to see it happen. If Vriska could return as Vrissy, why not OTHER beta trolls? Where's my Eridan fish man, writers?? Give me the boy or perish by my fury.

2. Also super "haha how cringe are you" but,,, murder cats (Warriors), esp the early 2005-2015 amvs and stuff. I remember watching Flightfootwarrior's "I Will Not Bow" Scourge amv for HOurs and having no clue what was happening, but all these edgy kitties were KITTIES! It's introduced me to a lot of music I still listen to to this very day (Imagine Dragons, Young/the entirety of Hollywood Undead, Breaking Benjamin). And yknow what?? This new arc is absolute chaos, but in the good way.

I'm an "OG Fan". I prefer the first arc, The Prophecies Begin, to almost any of the other arcs. I just could never get into the other arcs-- not to say I haven't read them, I HAVE and the Fire Scene was probably one of my favorite moments beside grumpy Jaypaw, god complex Lionblaze, and fear the gods Hollypaw. I thought the build-up for it was SUPER satisfying. Gray Wing is my baby and I fully embellish in the Gray Wing is Silverpelt theory.

This new arc is definitely something new for the universe. While I didn't read aVoS (but I may do that if i can find the files for it), and so I don't know the major events of it other than what I've seen M.A.P.'s (Multi-Animator Projects, for clarification,,, bc unfortunately that term is also something disgusting). There's fucking cat possession and all the Clans questioning their belief system, yo. Shit be on fire.

Also the Imposter is 100% Ashfur, that's canon now, yeah??? Also im sorry but fuck Root x Bristle that's the dumbest shit I have ever seen. Give me Root x Shadow or face the wrath of my dragon plushies.

RiverClan is my Clan and my gov assigned warrior name is Fireshell 🌟🌟

3. As much as I hate the author,,,,, Harry Potter. It's been a major part of my life for as long as I can remember. I can never really remember why, but I've always just loved it- the movies, the books, the extra little merch that would pop up in my local Walmart. Of course my favorite character is Draco Malfoy. I could go on and on and ON about how I think his character arc was SHIT and JKR didn't have the balls to make him a confident gay man that was always implied through the text (at least, my lesbian ass thought it was implied but i may just be projecting, idk). I could ramble about Draco for HOURS and what I think his character SHOULD have been and how his parents are horrible (more specifically, Lucius bc Narcissa [?] Actually showed a few good moments), and a child should never have to pay for their parents sins.

Oh noo, Draco's a villain because he's a victim of major abuse and peer pressure? He's a villain because a literal child can be horrible and they'll always always always stay as a horrible little fiend?? Fuck that. He's a child.

Unlike manchild grease pan Snape, who was a racist piece of shit and shouldn't have became a fucking school teacher but it's okay because he was ~~~in love~~~. No, fuck you, he was a creep. James Potter n Co may have been a little posh bitch to you, Snape, but that's no fucking excuse to continue to bluntly be a little cunt all the way into adulthood. You're an adult who flatly changed your PATRONUS to imitate Lily's. You have no excuse. And Harry went and named his child after you LIKE JESUS CHRIST, DID RON'S SISTER NOT HAVE A SAY IN THE NAMES TOO?????

I also fully adore the idea that Muggles can run into Hogwarts and their patronus can 100% be a made up, fantasy creature. Imagine you learn the patronus spell and suddenly fucking ARCEUS comes from your wand. Imagine learning the spell and CHTULU (i did not spell that right but im so tired) comes from your wand-- an entire ass fucking Lovecraftian, Eldrith horror is just the embodiment of you. What if it was a fucking Homestuck character like Vriska? How fucking METAL would that be?? Hskajssowjjsjs get on it fandom.

4. Hee hee very evident by my url but Pokemon is another major thing of mine. While vespiquen isn't my favorite (that title goes to Hydreigon), it is definitely up there!

I've ALWAYS enjoyed the idea of Pokemon. You run around, training up these fight monsters and collecting them. I remember playing my sister's Ruby version on her flip-up Gameboy. I couldn't even read but I ran around catching god only knows how many of the same pokemon wherever she was. Apparently, I had fought for hours in the same area and leveled her Blaziken up to lvl 50 something and left her lvl 30s in the dust LMAO.

I got my first game when it was Pearl/Diamond. It was Pearl, and it still holds a very fond place in my heart. I could barely read, I could barely write-- I had named my Turtwig something along the lines of "MmorpHy" and my player boy "ZbsibJ". Yes I remember the names slightly. I really didn't get far-- I barely got to the first gym but I was just so happy to play it.

I eventually lost the game, as a 5 year old would do, but I can still vividly remember what was happening when the game arrived. I had just came back from the dentist and was quite tired from fighting the dentist bc I was super scared. Mom suddenly handed me a box and said it was mine-- my overseas (at that time) dad had bought me Pearl and my sister Diamond, because I lost my shit about it when he visited one time.

Well, tdlr, I played it for about five minutes while struggling to stay awake against the loopy gas they made me take. I fell asleep listening to Twinleaf Town's soundtrack. Every time I play a rom of Pearl and I get to where the player's house fades in and I hear that first tune of the song, I get a huge smile on my face and cry-- as.. Weird as it sounds.

A few years later, I had gotten Pokemon Black bc I liked Reshiram on the cover. Now, this one I could actually READ when playing, but I don't remember a lot of things about it. I probably lost this one too, as a 8/9 year old would do. I DO remember, I chose Snivy and my sister chose Tepig (hrmm there's a theme here of grass/fire goin on......) and vibing to the music. I was so amazed by the sprites moving, I just kept getting into encounters to see the sprites move (oh boy, no one tell younger 7-9 y/o me about Zelda......oh wait....)

Playing Pokemon NOW, as a 17 year old """gifted""" chick, I stil have very fond memories. I recently beat Pokemon Black again and GOD the OTS SLAPS. I fucking adore the soundtrack-- the track that plays when you battle a trainer, the low health dings being turned into a legit song that also slaps, the battle! gym leader themes-- and oh my gOd, the legendary theme is amazing? It really tells you just how glorious these pokemon are supposed to be. It's not intimidating like Groudon/Kyroge/Rayquaza's themes. It's not action packed like Palkia/Dialga's is, it's not filled with tension like Giratina/Arceus's is-- but it radiates the GLORY that the beasts portray. And I live for that. (Also, Kyurem's version is my favorite because it glitches in the beginning and that's rly cool)

P/D/P and BW/BW2's stories, imo, are some of the greatest ones. Yeahhh, US/USUM's is cool and I haven't played XY nor SwSh-- but the ones I can find memorable are PDP and BW/BW2. I love N. I love Barry. They're my sons. Ghetsis is fucking terrifying, Cyrus needs a hug. Giratina scared the piss out of me when I was younger, which was NOT helped by Giratina and The Sky Warrior.

I think my favorite movies are the gen 4 ones. The Rise of Darkrai having a tear-jerking theme for such a mysterious pokemon (i still tear up when i hear Ocarion), Giratina being spiteful is a mood and Shaymin was cute, Arceus being angry is also a mood. Yeah, Pokemon 4Ever made me cry my eyes out over Celebi, Mewtwo Returns made me again cry because Mewtwo accepting who he is, I remember how vastly different the BW movies are-

I just. I have a lot of memories with the series, even if Gamefreak and Nintendo kinda do the series dirty a lot (your top-grossing thing and you made That monstrosity for the Switch? How dare you.). It's comforting to be stressed and pull up my roms for the games and to play them. Mystery Dungeon is incredibly fun to play, Pokemon Ranger is really fun with the concept (Shadows of Almia continues to kick my ass to this very day and FUCK the Jungle Relic, I hate the Water Challenge fucking gyarados bullshit). I remember the pokemon I got for MD (I got Time, my sis got Darkness) was Mudkip, if that is any help.

I love my little fictional pixel monsters.

5. Yup, someone told tiny 7-9 y/o me about console games. The legend of Zelda. My first Zelda game was Twilight Princess on the Wii and BOY did I play the fucking SHIT out of that game.

Honestly, looking back and looking at playthroughs now-- I still love TP. Twilight Princess is still one of my top favorite Zelda games-- yes, even after playing OoT, Majora's Mask, Wind Waker, Skyward Sword, the anniversary four swords edition for the DS where you could play by yourself (Nintendo pls bring that back, I don't have friends to play it with ;-;), Phantom Hourglass- ect.

Something about Twilight Princess grabbed me by the head and yeeted me into the world. I can remember playing it for hours with little to no breaks. I, a tiny 9 y/o, had gotten the hang of the controllers and managed to get past the tutorial quite easily. And then, I was launched into the game and I wasn't stopping for NOTHING. Mom and Dad would have to force me to save and get off to go and eat dinner. THAT sucked.

I had done everything on my own up until the first temple, the forest temple. Not where/when you saved the dumb kid, but when you were saving the spirit's light. Theeeeeeennn I got stuck on the fucking Forest Temple for deadass six months straight. I'd play for hours, running around in circles, unable to figure out where to go, and because I didn't grasp the temple's purpose of being that way- I'd get angry and get off. It wasn't until dad looked up a walkthrough and talked me through what I was supposed to do that I learned how to get through temples.

I had gotten to the last little fight with Ganondorf before the Wii broke and i could no longer play. Despite the Wii being broke and we got rid of it, I was ADAMANT on keeping the game, and I kept that game for YEARS. It was an original copy out of a sealed box, and I eventually lost it when I left it accidentally at my now ex-friend's house.

She had a Wii and I went "hey I have a Wii game!" And I brought my Zelda over. Worst fucking choice of my goddamn life. Mom called me to come home and said I couldn't sleep over like the original plan was, and that was it. My ex-friend stashed my Zelda and I never saw it again. And, even if I wanted to-- I couldn't get it back, which makes me upset. We had a BAD falling out. She likely doesn't even remember it's there, or sold it to the local game junkie kid who buys ALL games.

But I still love the game. Midna was amazing, and I loved how snarky she was and she has a very cute design! The game's OST is fucking phenomenal. Midna's Desperate Hour makes me cry bc goddamn it really sells how serious that situation is. I love Hyrule Field's theme in this game. I love the Twilight Realm's song. Zant was fucking hilariously scary. Ganondorf's design in this game scared the piss out of me when I was younger.

Midna and this game's Link and Zelda are def my favorites. Yeah yeah, Sheik is cool and all I Guess but dhsushwishs Midna holds the special place in my heart. She was totally my gay awakening BUT

For other game antagonists, I adore Ghirahim-- let's go you funky little queer-coded villain. Skull Kid was great, I love the entire dynamic of him. Prankster lost soul stumbles upon Majora's Mask and the mask makes him act out due to powers-- which, I actually took very heavy inspiration from for one of my OCs. The moon falling to Hyrule was a fucking terrifying looming threat.

But the game series holds a place, and I've yet to be able to play BoTW-- although, I'm fairly certain I'll like it. The playthroughs I've watched of it are all fairly decent! I just. Gotta save up enough money to buy it haha.

Dang guess I gotta go watch a Twilight Princess playthrough again.

Honorable Mentions:

Avatar: the Last Airbender, specifically Book 3

my OCs definitely make me happy, they're my children and I'd ramble A LOT longer if given the chance WHEEZE

My friends, but I didn't add them here bc it's more fictional stuff, I presume

Baking. I love to bake cupcakes.

Painting is fun. I'm an artist and goddammit im going to use painting as an excuse to make a mess.

Fire. I rly like fire, down to a pyromaniac level. However, i hate the fires that happened to my home town, the Great Smokey Fires of 2016-- THAT pissed me off. How dare you burn mountain landscapes to the ground. Perish.

History. I'm a history nerd.

I'm also a science nerd.

But fuck math, I cannot comprehend math to save my life.

For some reason, I rly like learning how the human body works??? like did you know, organs are actually sticky when touched by a bare hand?? Did you?? How fucking cool is that.

Bakugan. I love Bakugan, esp the DS game. I love my Darkus Leonidas. Give me back the online world, you peasants-- I want my Darkus Dragonoid. (Also fuck all my friends from when I was in kindergarten- my theory that Alice was Masquerade was somewhat correct.)

[autismarvin]

tagged by @gemma-nye , tag game created by @badfanartdotcom

thank you for tagging me !!

Favourite production?

i love the og cast so much tbh !! but my favorite would have to be the chicago perf back in 2012 (?) bc i love ben platt :> n rlly, any production thats put on with it i will love💙 if you have a favorite of your own n u would like to share, i am definitely open to it !!

Favourite character?

arnold !!! but i also love nabulungi and her dad, (does he have a name...i dont have good hearing so i learned most names from the fandom) kevin, and mckinley !!! 

Favourite song?

oh so many...but i love 'making things up again' and 'i believe' !!

Have you seen it live? How many times? With which actors?

i have not unfortunately :< ive actually never seen a musical or even a concert irl ndndnd

What year did you enter the fandom?

2020 !! but i first watched bom when it came out :>>>

Where are you from? (Credit card number?)

California, USA !! and my credit card number is- [static interference]

Star Wars of Star Trek?

honestly i love star trek for the characters, but i absolutely adore the star wars world !!! (also ewan mcgregor as obi-wan….handsome….) i do enjoy star trek movies n the episodes more than star wars tho, so i guess star trek (@ arnold cunningham i will still watch star wars with u i am free every thursday-)

Fanfic that deserve more recognition?

i havent read too many yet actually ;0; but i will say all of them bc so far everyone seems to be such an amazing writer💙

How many times are you going to go see the show once it reopens?

i would like to see it at least once !! i do not have money for things so i will be realistic n ask the universe for at least One Viewing ndndnd

Relative to Elder Price's obsession with Orlando, how obsessed are you with Book of Mormon (the musical)?

oh jeez   as much as an autism like myself can be (more than elder price and orlando lol) !  ive had so many songs stuck in my head n i already made an OC for it ndndnd n the show (and andrew rannells) revamped my passion for theatre so im working on my singing again bc it's been so long !! so. However Obsessed That Is

What's the weirdest mormon fact you learned while obsessing over Book of Mormon (the musical)?

hm, i cant say ive learned anything new, but i already knew some bits n pieces about mormon things, like how the very wildly spelled names come to be !! as for actual religion, i tend to respectfully stay away ndndnd

Decaying donkey or dead water buffalo?

How About A Nap Instead

What's your favourite background action during the Spooky Hell Dream?

there's so much going on during it i dont know where to start tbh, so ill jst say my favorite part of the song is "jesus hates you, this we know/for jesus just told you so" !!

Thoughts on the General's boots?

u could say he's…..new boot goofin'

What's your favourite bad fanart and why haven't you sent in a submission yet?

this one rlly speaks to me

What slime tutorial would you like me to gift to you? hmu <3

moulin rouge 👉👈 but rlly jst any musical you rlly like n wanna share :>

Where would you like to go on your mission? What's your paradise planet? :)

my paradise planet is a cool big house where me n all my friends plus brad live n i have two pet ferrets who terrorize everyone with their funky little war dances     but i will also accept iceland

tag five bom fans

i am very bad at rmbring urls n the autofill doesnt work very well so if u want to do this then im tagging u :}

[knightofaedirn-archived]

&. 8 PEOPLE I’D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW BETTER.

ONE / ( ALIAS / NAME )

Shaun. You can even call me Shawn. Don’t come at me with that Sean though. I have never sean a worse spelling of a name.

TWO / ( BIRTHDAY )

September 23rd

THREE / ( ZODIAC SIGN )

Libra. I was so close to being a Virgo. It was heartbreaking when I found out. I was like ‘You Virgot to be kidding me’.

FOUR / ( HEIGHT )

5′10″. Maybe 5′12″ if I go on my tippy toes.

FIVE / ( HOBBIES )

History documentaries. History books. I’d love to say History channel to complete the set, but I can’t bear to watch American Pickers.

SIX / ( FAVORITE COLOR )

Purple

SEVEN / ( FAVORITE BOOK)

Ohh lordy. Harry Potter. Song of Ice and Fire. Recently I have been enthralled by Defying Hitler, the Germans Who Resisted Nazi Rule. For some reason it feels relevant.

EIGHT / ( LAST SONG LISTENED TO )

Jesus of Suburbia - Green Day. it is still going. This song is so long.

NINE / ( LAST FILM /SHOW WATCH )

The Simpsons, Treehouse of Horror...uhhh...whatever one was in season 6. Maybe it would be Treehouse of Horror 6 then. that would actually make a lot of sense.

TEN / ( INSPIRATION FOR MUSE  )

Having finally realized that the warcraft RP community was unbearable to remain in, to be honest. As for exactly where the idea for my Witcher OC, I’m a sucker for going against the grain. You see so many characters in the books and games with motivations geared only towards themselves. You see the knights in Toussaint wearing gold armor and acting ‘chivalrous’ only when others are watching, but turn into jerks the moment nobody is watching. Lots of inspiration comes from a Song of Ice and Fire too, where you see the knights there caring for nothing but killing killing, with a side of killing. I suppose I wanted to make a character that takes their vows absolutely literally.

ELEVEN / ( STORY BEHIND URL )

Because Night of Aedirn would make people think it was the hoppingest new club in Vengerberg. 

tagged by: @snarkomancy Thank you for the tag, this was a blast to fill out!

tagging: @scout-yillia @ofvergen @wandering-gharasham

[terriblevocaloidshit]

Mod Mew Reads! “Don’t Trust Anyone, Not Even Yourself” (PART ONE)

Hihi, guys, and welcome back to Mod Mew Reads! And it only took eight months! Today, we’re gonna be reading something special. It’s gonna be big, it’s gonna be huge, and it’s gonna be personal. Why? Because today, we’re looking at the first three chapters of a fanfiction. 

A fanfiction that I wrote.

That’s right! Today we’re looking at Chapters 1 and 2 of Forbidden Magnetism, my GakuKai fanfiction I wrote three years ago! Is it as bad as I’m making it out to be? Well, let’s not stall any longer. Let’s dive in HEAD FIRST!

Kaito and Gakupo both have new girlfriends, they both love them so much. However, when they meet each other in a practice studio, an attraction that shouldn't be forms between the two. How long can this magnetism last before they are caught? Rated M for later chapters containing smut. Yaoi, boy on boy, KaitoxGakupo. UPDATED FROM MY TUMBLR WITH CORRECT SPELLING.

For a little context, I based this entire fanfic off of this video. The video is five years old and the creator has not updated in three years, but just watching it brings back memories. Hot tip for high school me; don’t make a name for yourself critiquing fanfic and then write a shitty one yourself. Anyways, enough stalling. 

Fate is a bitch.

I still think this is my best opening line of anything ever.

This is the conclusion Gakupo came to after the events that happened. First, he had finally asked Luka out, and, to his suprise, said yes.

Oi, past me, have you heard of this hot new tool called SpellCheck? “Surprise” still gives me trouble, but good lord.

However, he couldn't kiss her, not at the school. Luka had told him her best friend, Miku, also got a boyfriend not too long ago. He had decided to stay after in the school's expansive practice school, to write her a song.

Why was fate a bitch?

Because as soon as he stepped in, his eyes fell on a beautiful person.

He knew immediately who the person was. It was Kaito. He was part of the 'Big Five', the most popular kids at the high school. The most popular of them all was Kaito's new girlfriend, Hatsune Miku. If you were associated with them in any way, you were considered 'popular', or at the very least, 'known'.

The ‘Big Five’ in my mind were Miku, Luka, Rin, Len, and Gumi, if I’m remembering correctly.

Kaito was 16, but he looked around 20. He was tall, with dark blue hair. He always wore his scarf, no matter what.

OH YEAH I FORGOT I MADE THE CHARACTERS TEENS. Spoilers, but they have sex in later chapters, so I wrote underage smut when I myself was underage. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

I know age of consent laws are very iffy, and the AoC in my state is 16 years old, but to me the AoC always will be 18.

He was beautiful.

And staring right at Gakupo.

The events that followed were a blur in his mind. He remembered walking towards Kaito, and the next thing they knew, they were kissing furiously, unable to stop.

Fun fact, the inspiration for this scene was a seen in Brokeback Mountain.

What had lead up to this? 

Well, first off a thirsty 15 year old girl who had an unfortunate habit of fetishizing gay men, but that’s a story for another day.

Gakupo remembered talking to him, remembered him being asked to practice a duet with Kaito that he was going to do with Miku. His memory fogs up, then clears up around the time he hit the wall while making out with Kaito. They didn't want to break the contact, not even to breath, as of they feared that if they did, they could never kiss each other again. Their tongues were fighting for dominance, but it was becoming painfully clear that Gakupo was the dominate one.

The tall one isn’t always the dominate one open up your eyes sheeple.

Finally, the need for air overpowered their want for each other. 

There’s this funny little thing called your nose, try breathing through that.

They broke apart, gasping for air. Gakupo could feel that just the kissing had made them both half hard. He wanted to continue, so badly. However, the sudden realizations that both of them had girlfriends hit him like a bullet train.

YEAH NO SHIT ASSHOLE!!

He pushed himself off of Kaito, and, without another word, left the studio.

What school has a professional recording studio? All I had at my high school was a shitty photo room we used as a storage closet.

If the two boys had been smarter, that meeting would have been just a little fling, and nothing more. 

YOU STILL CHEATED ON YOUR GIRLFRIENDS YOU FUCKSUCKS!

However, nobody could even begin to guess how far out of control this situation would get. And it all started thanks to a magnetism that shouldn't have been felt.

Kabosoi hi ga kokoro no hashi ni tomoru Itsu no ma ni ka moehirogaru netsujou

... What? Once a weeb always a weeb.

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(AN: So, yeah. That 's the first chapter. More to come! By the way, if this seems like déjà vu, it's because I've posted this on my tumblr [URL HAS SINCE CHANGED]. I've fixed the spelling errors in this version. Enjoy!)

Sure you did.

And that’s it for chapter one! Sadly, I’m a masochist who loves inflicting pain on myself and we still have chapter two to read through tonight, so let’s fuckin do that shit.

(AN: Alright, still going! On tumblr, I mentioned that I didn't want to write smut. Well, I will soon, I promise you. Enjoy chapter two!)

Here’s a tip for anyone writing smut; let your inhibitions go. otherwise, it’ll be so obvious that you’re uncomfortable.

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It had been a couple of days since their 'meeting', and both boys had become a bit restless, unable to shake the memory of each other out of their minds. They couldn't really see each other during the day, and they felt as if they were slowly going insane. They hoped their girlfriends didn't notice.

They did.

Oh, they noticed that you two fucking CHEATED ON THEM huh?!

Luka decided to keep silent about the situation, and not inquire Gakupo. After all, if the problem was truly bothering him, he would've told her by now. She chalked it up to nerves.

Kids, if you’re having relationship troubles, just talk it out with the person, it’ll be so much better in the long run.

Miku, on the other hand, was the talkative type. 

Speakin of which, if this goes up on time, happy 10th birthday, Miku!

She expressed her emotions through many words. Including her concern over Kaito.

"What's wrong, sweetheart?" Miku asked one day between classes. She needed to know. Otherwise, it would drive her nuts trying to figure it out for herself.

Kaito smiled sweetly at her. "It's nothing, Miku," he lied. He was a performer. He could fake any emotion at the drop of a hat. And no one could see he was faking.

No one, that is, except Miku.

I want to re-write this but like, not have the guys cheat on the girls??? Polyamory, it’s a thing.

"Don't lie to me, Kaito," Miku said sternly. "I won't be mad. I promise." Her puppy dog eyes seem to be staring right into Kaito's soul.

No, trust me, you’ll be pissed.

"I'm just nervous. You're my first real girlfriend. I don't want to mess this up."

I actually ship KaiMeiko more so LMAO @ past me.

Miku grinned. "Was that all? Well, that's a relief! I thought it was something seriously bad. I'll try not to make you nervous."

Kaito was relieved that she believed him. There were truth to his words; Miku was his first girlfriend, and he didn't want to screw up too badly. However, in his mind, making out with your girlfriend's best friend's boyfriend (try saying that three times) qualified as 'screwing up', and was in the subcategory of 'screwing up pretty damn badly'. 

JESUS YOU FUCKIN THINK!!!

The warning bell rang, and Miku gave him a quick kiss goodbye, before rushing to her classroom.

Kaito always felt a spark when he kissed Miku. He always felt like it was right, like she was the one.

But no matter how hard he tried to deny it, he had felt that same spark during that meeting with Gakupo.

See, this is something that I liked; Kaito having feelings for both Miku and Gakupo was super interesting to me, and I want to expand on it one day, but maybe in a format that’s... well, less shit.

Also, looking back, this might’ve been me working through the fact that I’m bisexual...

Because of their concern, the girl decided a double date would set everyone at ease. They planned it out, and didn't tell the boys about it until the day of. The boys didn't have any choice but to say yes.

For the girl, the date went just as planned. The park they chose was close enough so everyone could walk there and back, yet secluded enough for them to enjoy the day in peace. They had a nice day, and things felt right.

For the boys, it was a totally different story. Every time they saw the other's girlfriend kiss them, they wanted to say "No, he's mine." But they knew they couldn't. It was as if the girls were trying to make them envious. Envious of a love that they wanted to share with each other.

After the date had ended, and both girl went home, the boys arrived at Gakupo's house. They decided to make a promise: whenever they could, they would meet up at one of their houses, and leave when dawn came around. No one would know except them. It was the perfect plan. As soon as they agreed, they began kissing.

Hey past me, if you actually took time to develop scenes instead of acting like you’re Sonic The Hedgehog and speeding through them, maybe your writing wouldn’t be as shit.

Of course, anyone with half of a brain could see this promise was idiotic and flawed in so many ways.

No, really? I can’t see how cheating on your s/o with their best friend’s s/o is a bad idea, not at all!

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(AN: The next chapter is just going to kind of be a filler. I'd still read it, but hey, it's just gonna be a filler. Don't kill me. Thanks!)

A lot of these chapters were filler, don’t lie to yourself.

Overall reaction:

Me @ my past self CATCH THESE FISTS.

Oh god oh god that was so bad. Maybe if I snark all of it, we can all heal together. I could see where I was going, I really could, but GOD it’s so bad.

And to all the fucking obvious cheating going on?

Well, thank y’all for reading, and I’ll see you next game!

~ Mod Mew 

*Who’s currently cringing oh god why the hell did I think that was okay at all*

[drunkenvigors]

These are kinda therapeutic for me (I’m going to skip some of them cause there’s a lot though!) sorry if you somehow know me irl and see this

1: How tall or short do you wish you were? I would love to be at least 5’6

2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) I already have my dream pets and I love them with my entire being

3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? No I switch between so many I never look the same lmao

4: What was your favorite video game growing up? Don’t make me answer this it’s too hard to think of, nextttt.

5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: 8:30pm (my fave time of day), mashed potatoes, and the rest of my brain goes into oblivion idk

6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? I care too much or not at all there’s no inbetween beware I could scare u off or piss u off take ur pick

9: Are you ticklish? Everywhere on me is ticklish unfortunately but you can get a free pass to tickle me for 1min if I think you’re cute, otherwise take ya hands off the merchandise stupid bitch.

10: Are you allergic to anything? Being social

11: What’s your sexuality? I am pansexual but due to being bullied about it I tell everyone I’m Bi.

12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? This is a choice nobody should have to make.

13: Are you a cat or dog person? I am a regular person that loves them both

14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? Short enough to pass as an elf so why not 🧝‍♀️

15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? David Dobrik, hes entertainment for when I’m eating snacks

16: How tall are you? Mind ya business.. 5feet...

17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? Tee, that’s what I go by anyways so considered it changed

19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? Yes and no.

20: Do you like space or the ocean more? How about neither because they’re big cluster fucks of the unknown and that in itself is terrifying

22: Pet peeves? Letting me get attached and talking to me then leaving me hanging without any fucking explanation like um lmao you suck

23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? I’m nocturnal for sure

24: Favorite constellation? Dis pussy

25: Favorite star? Ur moms pussy

26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? This sounds sexual

27: Any phobias or fears? Too many dots/holes in the same area, I’ll actually vomit.

28: Do you think global warming is real? OBVIOUSLY

29: Do you believe in reincarnation? Eeeehhhh I guess. I believe in a lot of different theories that I’ve thought of myself, I don’t care what other people think about these things because I’d like to stay true to my own thoughts.

30: Favorite movie? Spirited Away

31: Do you get scared easily? Not really

32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime? Too much math brb

34: What is a color that calms you? Red yay

35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? ... don’t make me say it because I won’t

36: Where were you born? In a Jesus piece praise

37: What is your eye color? Poop

38: Introvert or extrovert? Both depending on the day

39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? Yea & if you don’t we probably won’t get along very well

40: Hugs or kisses? I’m definitely a hugger

41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? There’s a very kind soul I’m dying to meet

42: Who is someone you love deeply? Tiger (my cat)

43: Any piercings you want? My bridge

44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? This is hilarious if you’ve never seen me before

45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so? No smh are u kidding me that shits for the birds ya’heard weed will kill ya ;’(

46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! Godddd fucking DAMN he is so nice to me. Better than the stupid fuck people I tried to take care of around my area. These circumstances really suck.

47: What is a sound you really hate? There’s a couple people in mind that when they talk I would love to just shove a sock down their throat

48: A sound you really love? A skateboard on the pavement

49: Can you do a backflip? Fuk off maybe I’ll try to after doing this post

50: Can you do the splits? Used to

51: Favorite actor and/or actress? Myself when I need to get out of certain situations due to excessive anxiety but not wanting to show my real emotions, you feel?

53: How are you feeling right now? Would be better if I wasn’t here rn

54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? Exactly how it is

55: When did you feel happiest? When I get attention from the person I want it from, stupid romantic bullshit that doesn’t even matter

56: Something that calms you down? Probably my sister because we can laugh anything off together and I mean ANYTHING

57: Have any mental disorders? I can’t count them all on one hand

58: What does your URL mean? It’s from a hopsin song and Bioshock infinite. Good luck figuring it out

59: What three words describe you the most? Confusing, loud, quiet, and I’ll add one more, contradiction

60: Do you believe in evolution? Well.. how do you think we’re humans rn, we came from monkeys or whatever

61: What makes you unfollow a blog? If they post stupid ads or things that’ll try to pursue you into doing something

62: What makes you follow a blog? If it fits my aesthetic

63: Favorite kind of person: funny

64: Favorite animal(s): 🐨

66: Favorite emoticon: 🖤

67: Favorite meme: disgusteng

69: What is your star sign? TAURUS BAAAABYYYY 😍

70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? No but I can so wassup dâddÿ

71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? I have too many to pick

72: Post a selfie or two? How about no because I’m ugly lmao tf

73: Do you have platform shoes? NO I SHOULD GET SOME TBH

74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself? I’ve pissed myself while drunk too many times to count, do as you wish with this information because I find it hilarious & I’m glad I don’t have an alcohol problem anymore lol

75: Can you do a front flip? Actually, yes, yes I can

76: Do you like birds? Don’t hate me for this but no I really don’t

77: Do you like to swim? Yessss

78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? Ice skating

79: Something you wish didn’t exist: trump

80: Some thing you wish did exist: a green sky and a purple moon

81: Piercings you have? Lip, nose, ears, nipple (yes only one of them lmao)

82: Something you really enjoy doing: sucking my own dick for attention

83: Favorite person to talk to: myself in the mirror

84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? Idk I was so young when I made this blog I can’t recall

85: How many followers do you have? Idk does it even matter

86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? I smoke far too many cigarettes for that

87: Do your socks always match? Never

88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? No wtf you thought I was fit? Nexxxttt

89: What are your birthstones? Emerald

90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? Koala

91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? Lillies, sunflowers, or buttercup flowers

92: A store you hate? Aerocrombie or however you fuckin spell it

93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? 6 or 7

94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? Read minds but I would probably end up killing myself knowing all the bad things people think of me

95: Do you like to wear camo? Sometimes

96: Winter or summer? Summer

97: How long can you hold your breath for? 326183621

98: Least favorite person? Andrew lol fuck you.

99: Someone you look up to: my homies that have passed away, I look up to them every day

100: A store you love? I like to order things

101: Favorite type of shoes? VANS

102: Where do you live? Doesn’t matter smh

103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? Nnnooo

104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? Shiet

105: Do you drink milk? Milk drinks me glug glug bitch

106: Do you like bugs? NAH

107: Do you like spiders? NEGATIVE

108: Something you get paranoid about? Crack

109: Can you draw: if I try

110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? Mannnnn idk

111: A question you hate being asked? Anything about my dead homies makes me at least a little uncomfortable

112: Ever been bitten by a spider? No

113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? Obviously

114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? Sunny but not burning hot sunny u feel me

115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: who told u this information

THIS IS LONG

120: Fruits or vegetables? Fruit salad perhaps

121: Something you want to do right now: Get tf out of here

122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? Sky for sure

123: Sweet or sour foods? I eat sweets to confuse the demons inhabiting this body

124: Bright or dim lights? Dimmadomedim

125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? Bitch u really thought dragons aren’t real

126: Something you hate about Tumblr: everyone is so sensitive bro then y’all gang up and bully someone for something so small & meaningless as if you have nothing better to do with yourselves

127: Something you love about Tumblr: nobody really knows me here & if you do then hey hi wassup I trust you 🖤

128: What do you think about the least? Sheesh I have adhd next question please

129: What would you want written on your tombstone? She was a bitch but she was a lit bitch

130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? Fuck violence

131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? My mind

132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? Ehhhhh on occasion

133: Computer or TV? Tv

134: Do you like roller coasters? Naaah son

135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? No

136: Are your ears lobed or attached? Lobed thank god

137: Do you believe in karma? HAH YES, she been slacking though💀👀

138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? 3 tbh

139: What nicknames do you have/have had? People used to call me gauges and I am so glad that stage is over

140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? Oh, you mean schizophrenia because yes

141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? For years, then I dipped out because I know I can’t be cured from mental instability

142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? Bad bad baaaad yikes

143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help? Giving

144: What makes you angry? When people play with me or attention seeking people, I really hate some of y’all cry baby asses fr

145: How many languages do you speak fluently? one sadly

146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? All of the above

147: Are you androgynous? Have you seen me because lmao

148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: I can’t even pick one because I genuinely hate myself and how I look

149: Favorite thing about your personality: my what now 💀

150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person: Jeremy McKinnon I want to tell him thank you. That’s it I guess

151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? Um probably none

152: Do you like BuzzFeed? Oooooofff I used to years ago but shit I’m over it now

153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.] my what

154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? NO I AM NOT THE MOM FRIEND

155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? Not unless you’re my actual partner and even then I don’t really like to

156: What embarrasses you? Being outside

157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: speaking/existing

158: Biggest lie you have ever told: I love you

159: How many people are you following? Idk prob a lot

160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? I’ve had this since I was 12 or something I really don’t know

161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? IDFKKK

162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)? WHAT

[arlettemaxted-blog]

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[jiminie-peach]

I’m super bored

1. Who  was the last person you held hands with? My cat 2. Are you outgoing or shy? Mostly shy but i mean i can be sorta loud sometimes 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? My bed 4. Are you easy to get along with? Yup, i dont say much 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? Of course, Jimin is loyal 6. What kind of people are you attracted to? The ones that are sweet and quiet but caring and selfless 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? Pfffft no, im alone forever and ever.... 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? My mom because the tv is loud 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? depends on who its with tbh 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? My friend Kyle 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? “WAIT ARE YOU A COWBOY?!” 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? Thats too much thinking 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? No wtf are we monkeys?! 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? I mean the fact that I am actually alive rn is a miracle so... 15. What good thing happened this summer? idk nothing good happened yet 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Yes, he is my cat i love him 17. Do you think there is life on other planets? Yes 18. Do you still talk to your first crush? Jimin will always be loved 19. Do you like bubble baths?no gross no 20. Do you like your neighbors? eh, i mean bella is okay 21. What are you bad habits? Cleaning dishes and just letting them sit in the draining bin instead of drying them with a towel.  22. Where would you like to travel? anywhere away from ‘murica 23. Do you have trust issues? pfft yup 24. Favorite part of your daily routine? The end 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? Literally every part, have you met me? (im trans btw lol) 26. What do you do when you wake up? Sleep more 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? Probably lighter 28. Who are you most comfortable around? My cat 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Yeah, boy did i turn that mf down real quick 30. Do you ever want to get married? Depends on what Jimin wants *winks* 31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? that would hurt 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Jimin and Hobi 33. Spell your name with your chin. wsazmn 34. Do you play sports? What sports? no hah 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? TV 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Yes, everyone i liked (tho i said “i love you jiminie” at the concert so...) 37. What do you say during awkward silences? Nothing, I am the awkward silence 38. Describe your dream girl/guy? Jimin 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Amazon 40. What do you want to do after high school? College 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? As long as they learned from their mistake 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? That i am normal 43. Do you smile at strangers? yes because i dont want to die 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Whatever kills me quicker 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? The thought of coming back later. And jimin. 46. What are you paranoid about? Germs and the mistakes ive made and the ones i will make 47. Have you ever been high? on anxiety, yes 48. Have you ever been drunk? not that i know of.... 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? idk how to answer this 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Grey 51. Ever wished you were someone else? Literally every day 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? My gender  53. Favourite makeup brand? Whats a makeuop 54. Favourite store? Amazon, i just said this 55. Favourite blog? idk i dont remember urls 56. Favourite colour? Red, or peach 57. Favourite food? Pizza, or mochi 58. Last thing you ate? pizza 59. First thing you ate this morning? Pizza, i dont eat much 60. Ever won a competition? For what? yes, for most sleep (jk ive accomplished nothing)  61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? nope, i am a child of jesus 62. Been arrested? For what? no, jesus child here 63. Ever been in love? yes *looks at picture of jimin* 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? it never happened  65. Are you hungry right now? yes, or i feel sick idk 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? yes, i have no real friends hmu tho 67. Facebook or Twitter? twitter, what am i 40? 68. Twitter or Tumblr? fuck...tumblr  69. Are you watching tv right now? no  70. Names of your bestfriends? Kyle, Bella, Natalie, idk im alone 71. Craving something? What? death..... 72. What colour are your towels? colour? really? 72. How many pillows do you sleep with? one 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no, i have a picture  of jimin 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? two, some cloud thing and a yoshi plushie 75. Favourite animal? A wild yoongi 76. What colour is your underwear? black ;) 77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla you racist fuck 78. Favourite ice cream flavour? bruh look up 79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Black 80. What colour pants? Tan 81. Favourite tv show? whats a tv 82. Favourite movie? Howls moving castle 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? 1 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? MG 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? i dont remember lmao  86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? Dory 87. First person you talked to today? My cat 88. Last person you talked to today? My cat 89. Name a person you hate?My cat 90. Name a person you love?My cat (and Jimin of course) 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? My c- jk probably my sister cuz shesabitch 92. In a fight with someone? once again my sister 93. How many sweatpants do you have? two, theyre actually the same pair, my mom bought two for some reason idk 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? A lot 95. Last movie you watched? Howls moving castle 96. Favourite actress? Idk 97. Favourite actor?idk 98. Do you tan a lot? too much, i become a different race  99. Have any pets? bitch please, scroll up 100. How are you feeling? Idk what are you feeling? 101. Do you type fast? idkyoutellme 102. Do you regret anything from your past? all of it 103. Can you spell well? yes, and i annoy everyone that fucks up their spelling or grammar because im an asshole lol 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? yes, jimin from the concert 105. Ever been to a bonfire party? ive set things on fire, yes 106. Ever broken someone’s heart? Idk but jimin broke mine 107. Have you ever been on a horse? Yes....i dont wanna talk about it 108. What should you be doing? Uhhhhhh wow i have nothing to- STUDYING FUCK 109. Is something irritating you right now? My cat that just ran away from me 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? yes. jiminie *wipes tear* 111. Do you have trust issues? We have been over this, are you repeating yourself on purpose?  112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? uhhh my friend at the bts concert 113. What was your childhood nickname? Sammyton, it was only made a year ago but i am a child so... 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? yes, i was born  in california and live in new jersey 115. Do you play the Wii?*wipes tear* too much 116. Are you listening to music right now?yes, kpop 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?no im gluten free 118. Do you like Chinese food? ye 119. Favourite book? Note to self  120. Are you afraid of the dark? No, i am the dark 121. Are you mean? I can be a dick.... 122. Is cheating ever okay? no tf 123. Can you keep white shoes clean? uhhhhhhh no 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? yes lmao too much 125. Do you believe in true love? yes *looks at jimin again* 126. Are you currently bored? yes why else would i b- ITS BEEN 126 QUESTIONS?!? 127. What makes you happy? jimin 128. Would you change your name? Yes im going to  129. What your zodiac sign?cancer 130. Do you like subway? No im gluten free 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? idk depends on how attractive they are, i mean if theyre my friend their personality is covered. 

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? Youre repeating yourself again

133. Favourite lyrics right now?click click to the bang

134. Can you count to one million?pffft i dont have the time  135. Dumbest lie you ever told? that i dont have the time to count to one million 136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? closed 137. How tall are you? not 138. Curly or Straight hair? straight 139. Brunette or Blonde? burnt 140. Summer or Winter? summer 141. Night or Day?night 142. Favourite month? what, march 143. Are you a vegetarian? yes 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? depends 145. Tea or Coffee? fuck 146. Was today a good day? no 147. Mars or Snickers? i live in hackettstown, mars headquarters  148. What’s your favourite quote? such a liar 149. Do you believe in ghosts? no 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first  line on that page? i dont feel like getting up

wow i am pathetic.