V in Mortal Kombat interactions.
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V: If you’re me from the future, please tell me I get Johnny out of my head.
V: It’s gonna come at a price.
V: So is Jackie alive in your universe?
V: Who's Jackie?
V: So where are you from? Haywood, Badlands or Charter Hill?
V: Haywood.
Raiden
V: It’s gonna take more than just fancy fighting moves to survive NC.
Raiden: Don't judge a book by its cover V.
V: Fuck, it’s so hard to fight without combat implants!
Raiden: You must get used to a life without crutches, only then can you overcome the city itself.
V: You don’t happen to know who’s the Zen Master now do you?
Raiden: Why he’s a teacher in the Wushi Academy!
V: You’re gonna love the esoterica.
Raiden: You should show me sometime.
Raiden: Such a bleak future you live in…
V: It has its perks.
Raiden: It’s horrible that people would do things to themselves to survive such an insane city.
V: The city ends up getting them regardless.
Johnny Cage
V: Told you Alex was the best.
Johnny: The best? She is leading woman material!
V: Johnny and Solomon are actors in this universe?
Johnny: You’re talking about Keanu and Idris right?
V: No, you’re not making my life into a movie.
Johnny: Maybe a video game can work?
Johnny: So you mind telling me how brain dances work?
V: You need to chrome the fuck up first.
Johnny: Adam Smasher sounds like a lame ass name.
V: Why don't you say that to his face when you see him?
Scorpion
V: You remind me of this one guy-he was a bodyguard.
Scorpion: I wish to meet him one day then.
V: Fuck me, what kind of implants cause those?
Scorpion: Technology isn't required to learn magic.
Scorpion: You're getting more and more skilled without your combat implants.
V: It took sometime but I'm getting there.
Scorpion: Arasaka's evil must be stopped!
V: They'll learn to fear the reaper when we raid it.
Sub Zero
V: I've met plenty of gonks like you in NC. All dead in a ditch
Sub Zero: Then I will be the first to survive.
V: You just sold out your clan by working for Arasaka!
Sub Zero: A small price to pay for salvation.
Sub Zero: Adam Smasher has proven himself to be a valuable ally!
V: Don't come crying to me when he bites you in the ass!
Sub Zero: With Arasaka's tech, I will create an unstoppable army of cyber-Lin Kuei!
V: Not on my watch!
Kung Lao
V: Careful, that attitude won't get anywhere in NC.
Kung: Cybernetic thugs don't scare me.
V: A hat? Seriously!?
Kung: Don't underestimate it V.
Kung: Is Panam available for today?
V: As if she'd go out with you.
Kung: I heard about the story of David Martinez. I've had the same experience like that...
V: You should take it to heart.
Sindel
V: This isn't my first time meeting a ruler.
Sindel: Oh? Do tell...
V: Jesus Christ, what kind of chrome makes you do THAT?
Sindel: Please, I don't need machines in my body.
Sindel: Do you do this often? Asking rulers out for dinner?
V: I learned it from a gig in Dogtown.
Sindel: Our magic will help cure your condition.
V: Let's hope it doesn't turn the other guy into pixie dust first.
Shang Tsung
V: Tell me where So Mi is or you end up eating lead.
Shang: You still care about her despite everything?
V: I've known many backstabbing assholes in NC. You're not special.
Shang: But I am built different compared to them.
Shang: I assure you, my magic will make sure that Silverhand will be gone.
V: I'm not selling my principals out to a wizard!
Shang: I wonder if I will have Silverhand's soul when I take it from your body.
V: One-try it asshole and two-I don't think that's how it works.
Shao Kahn
V: I almost mistook you for an Animals member.
Shao: Do you mock me mercenary!?
V: Not my first I've fight someone big with a hammer.
Shao: Then they must've died in the most humiliating way possible!
Shao: I am not afraid of a dying mercenary!
V: You will be.
Shao: All legends fade.
V: Not mine, it will never fade away!
Reiko
V: You're seriously coming at me with a spear and shurikens?
Reiko: Unlike you-I don't need machines under my skin.
V: Many gonks like you die because of loyalty.
Reiko: Then they have died honorably!
Reiko: You aren't afraid of death. Good!
V: I pass by it all the time.
Reiko: You spared Khameleon. So weak and disgusting! Mercy is disgusting!
V: Your devotion to the roided maniac is way more disgusting.
Tanya
V (if female V): You know anything I can get for Judy?
Tanya: I recommend the flowers of the royal garden.
V: My world can use more people like you.
Tanya: Maybe there is. Perhaps you weren't looking enough.
Tanya: I don't trust Reed.
V: Good, don't!
Tanya: Takemura is so blinded by loyalty.
V: That's Goro for you.
Kitana
V: You sound...familiar.
Kitana: I don't even know who you are.
V: Fuck me, I need one of those!
Kitana: First you must learn to train with them.
Kitana: I can't believe the Mox's care about money instead of caring for others.
V: Tell me about it.
Kitana: Thank you for telling me about Hansen.
V: You're welcome princess.
Li Mei
V: I think I know a detective who would love to have you as a partner.
Li Mei: Do tell Earthrealmer...
V: If the cops acted like you then NC would have zero crime.
Li Mei: Perhaps I should teach them.
Li Mei: So much corruption in your city, I'm surprise it's still standing.
V: You can thank the mega-corps that semi-run it.
Li Mei: 6th Street are nothing but barbarians parading as protectors.
V: Lofty patriotic bullshit is all they spew out of their mouths.
Kenshi
V: Fought a guy just like you. Hunted Tigers.
Kenshi: Was he just as skilled as me?
V: You're gonna love Jotaro Shobo since you kill yakuza a lot.
Kenshi: Really? Tell me where he is...
Kenshi: Your blades are advanced but not advanced as sento.
V: No shit. None of them can summon a ghost!
Kenshi: I would love to duel Oda one day.
V: I don't think that's a smart idea...
Ashrah
V: No one is good or bad where I come from...except for Maelstrom.
Ashrah: They are beyond redemption.
V: I know a guy who needs someone like you, he's FIA.
Ashrah: I know he has a good heart but is clouded by devotion.
Ashrah: So Mi is safe with me.
V: Tell her I said hi.
Ashrah: Regina Jones heart is so pure yet full of darkness.
V: Really? She doesn't seem to have a bad bone in her.
Smoke
V: What the hell kinda name is Smoke?
Smoke: One that you will respect.
V: Thanks for taking care of 6th Street for me.
Smoke: They're nothing but savages.
Smoke: The Aldecaldos have such a beautiful culture.
V: Wanna join them one day?
Smoke: Wakako looks like she's taken a liking to me.
V: Odd, she doesn't like anyone.
Geras
V: So..how does my story end?
Geras: Your future is very...hard to tell.
V: You're a Samurai fan?
Geras: I was watching their concerts very recently.
Geras: I suggest you should side with So Mi.
V: Why is that?
Geras: I have met another who travels to other timelines.
V: Ciri? Yeah, she does that.
Liu Kang
V: I can tell you didn't create my timeline.
Liu Kang: I would never create such depravity.
V: Shit, I'm sure Viktor would love you on the boxing club.
Liu Kang: I’ll visit one day.
Liu Kang: In one timeline, you and So Mi are together.
V: That...that's kinda beautiful.
Liu Kang: I have something that will help your ailment.
V: Really? It won't fry my nerves right?
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why i am such a hater on millennials (as a gen z girlie)
(jk ily (i do not))
1. my brother in christ you let the brony fandom happen. i'd forgive you but looking mlp up on youtube when i was 6 was my 9/11
2. give your kids normal names. like harper is cute but dont name your kid like moses or matthaison (this is not a joke i know a fifth grader named that)
3. also color will not kill your children. neither will pbs kids, going outside, or being bored for a little bit
4. stop with the family vlogs before your kids end up with child actor syndrome
5. oh my god shut up we get it you like the 90s we know you like teen titans and we know you like pokemon red and green
6. on that note can you stop being like "oOoOh the old pokemon games are harder" like you werent 10 playing it??? like it doesnt take a rocket scientist to realize swords dance is a good move
7. jesus fucking christ STOP DRAWING PORN OF KIDS CONTENT you are NOT entitled to your own place in a childrens space!!! its like going to a playground and insisting that all kids stay away from the swingsets so you can say bad words, or putting a seperate section for hardcore drugs in a candy store. you're kind of a total creep. this extends to adult characters in kids shows btw, watch what you say on the internet ffs
8. hey shouldnt you guys still be in animation school?
9. look its not your fault but you made a generation of middle schoolers terrified of growing up because the world is apparently a bleak and horrible place and they wont teach you taxes or smth
10. guys. we're not gen alpha. we know what ds's and nyan cat are
11. dude you're gonna fry your kids brains. taking away the ipad wont kill them. also i feel like you're sheltering your kids way too much and i need you to stop
12. anyways you guys arent entitled or bratty for wanting better living conditions or whatever boomers think abt you BUT you're kinda weird
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new blog post: art vs industry
new blog post on https://mizkit.com/art-vs-industry/
art vs industry
Elsewhere a friend posted an image of all the upcoming/in development Marvel projects, of which there were…many…like, over 20…and made a comment about whether it was art or industry.
It turned out I had some feelings on that. :)
I think Marvel walks an interesting line between art and industry. A lot of it’s industry, which is fine because it IS an industry. And since I find, IDK, probably 80% of that industry’s product to be entertaining, I’m pretty happy with that. My problems with the industry aspect of it lie in where they are overworking and underpaying the people, especially the VXF artists, who are carrying so very much of the weight of these films, and in where they’re rushing things that could be good and fail to be because of the headlong pursuit of the Almighty Dollar. So yeah, on that front, I find the industry side problematic.
On the other hand, it’s an artistic industry by its nature, in which they occasionally they strive for and achieve Art, and I think those moments, those films, are sublime, and they actively bring me joy: Winter Solider is as good a spy film as there is, and Black Panther is a stunning achievement on basically every level.
But I also get to-my-toes-thrills out of many of the rank commercialism moments: Bucky flipping that motorcycle makes me go whuff every time, I was in the theatre shrieking my head off when Cap finally said “Avengers, assemble!”, and I burst into tears (I am in fact tearing up now remembering it) when they brought all the Marvel women together for that one big shot. That’s what I wanted. Was it art? Hell if I know, but it made me happy, which is what really matters to me.
I think I’m really not very precious about ‘art’, though, honestly. I’m a working artist. I make my own living mostly through industry: I write paranormal romance because it sells and I need to pay the rent and the bills and for my kid’s clothes. Out of the 50+ books I’ve published, I think probably three of them are what I’d consider art, and that, IDK, 60% of the others have moments of the sublime/active artistic beauty and merit. I think the other 40% are fun, and that’s their job. They’re meant to be escapist. Maybe there are some life lessons or really important moments in them for other people. I’d like to think so, but mostly I want to make readers happy for a little while, and I’m told it works.
And that’s what most Marvel movies & tv do for me. If I want Art with a Capital A, I’ll watch something else. I’ll watch, IDK, August: Osage County, which is the last film I went to on purpose that I thought would make me cry (the last one i went to that i DIDN’T think would make me cry which i FRICKIN’ SOBBED THROUGH was IF, holy god, I was not prepared, Jesus H Christ). I’ll watch Portrait of a Lady on Fire, or…IDK, man. There’s plenty of it available if that’s what I’m after. But the truth is, I’m usually not looking for Art. I’m already emotionally ground down and worn out and I rarely want to watch movies that are going to depress me or making me cry or even, honestly, expect me to think all that much, most of the time. Too much of what we sell as Art is bleak instead of uplifting, and man, there’s enough bleak to deal with already.
I suppose the point is mostly that I don’t think art and industry are separate beasts. I think the idea that artists shouldn’t make any money to keep their art pure is fucking nonsense. I think the Marvel films employ tens of thousands of people in artistic endeavors ranging from headline actors to costumers to lighting designers to construction workers and on and on. From that perspective, arguably there’s very little as artistic as a Marvel production in the modern world.
I don’t think that most of the time they’re…they’re not Loving Vincent kinds of Art, where a film about Vincent Van Gogh was turned into a living painting in an act of single-minded dedication and passion, but it’s difficult to argue, in my opinion, that the Marvel films don’t have something to say about the human condition. We love the visual theatrics of the superhero powers, but it was Vision’s line, “What is grief, if not love persevering?” that actually brought us to our knees. Tony’s and Cap’s ability to almost connect and then the frustration of their failing to is what twists our heart. If Rocket’s excavated rage in Guardians 3, and the entirety of Wakanda Forever, offering catharsis to hundreds of millions of people who had suffered a shocking loss together, isn’t art, then I don’t know what the hell is.
So, yeah. I guess I think it’s a false dichotomy, and I get why people are frustrated with the commercialization of the art, but, like. That’s how it works! Comics have always been commercial! Pantheons have always been there to sell you something! Movies are a commercial product! Do I think it’s arguably problematic that it seems like the only movies/tv people are watching (or at least, going to the theatre for) seem to be the big smash-em-up escapism thing?
…no. No, actually, I really, really don’t. I think the problem is that the world is exhausting and movies are very, very expensive, and if you’re going to choose A Thing to spend your probably-very-limited entertainment budget on, it’s completely reasonable to choose The Thing that everybody else is going to see! The water cooler movies! We all went to Barbenheimer! We all went to Deadpool & Wolverine! We’re all gonna go to…I don’t actually know what the next actual must-see movie is gonna be, let’s call it Minecraft bc that seems sure to make pundits mad that people are going to it instead of, IDK, The Bikeriders!
We’re not doing that because we Hate Art, we’re doing it because there’s still a pandemic on and we can only afford a theatrical release film once a quarter if we’re lucky and if we’re gonna go to one at all we want it to be the one we can talk about with everybody else! The rest of it can wait 3 months (or less!!!) until our family of 4 can watch it for the cost of the streaming service that we’re paying for anyway, with homemade popcorn and a pause button for when we’ve drunk our body weight in Pepsi but don’t want to miss any of the movie!
Did I get off track? Yes! Do I feel strongly about this? Also yes! Did it turn out that further discussion with my friend determined we meant different things by ‘art’ and ‘industry’ and am I going to yhave to write an entirely different post in response to that? Also-also yes! Am I going to stop writing now because I can’t think of a good wrap-up paragraph? Also-also-also yes! :)
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