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mavgoo · 4 months

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jestroer · 2 years

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ah yes, my favourite team, the cockers

#they are gaslight gaslight gaslight you know im right #they are not exactly the same but the similiar type of guy #who is not scary at all but talks as if they are #all of them are pathetic cant wait for them to die first #Limited life #Limited life spoilers #limited smp #limited smp spoilers #zombiecleo #goodtimeswithscar #bdoubleo100 #bdubs #the clockers #court jester's art #court jester's funny moment #just cause i think gaslight gaslight gaslight is a funny joke

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jesterbabey · 10 months

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"average 18 year old waits 20 minutes for hot chocolate" factoid actualy just statistical error. average 18 year old waits 0 minutes for hot chocolate. Five Years Pete, who lives in Hatchetfield & waits over 5 years for hot chocolate, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #hot chocolate boy #starkid #spiders georg #jester's originals

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yesokayiknow · 8 months

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i think it'd be fun if while the master was on gallifrey and messing around in the matrix he found about abt the confession dial. not the sanitised story that twelve might've told missy during the vault but the actual real 4.5 billion years of the time lords using twelve's own will and testament as a torture chamber story. and he loses it. and he burns gallifrey. except he can't ADMIT that's why he did that he'd look SENTIMENTAL he'd look like an IDIOT so instead he makes up a story about how he found something in the matrix something so horrifying and awful and unbelievable that he HAD to destroy the time lords. and then thirteen ends up on gallifrey and digs a little deeper than he had and manages to reconstruct some of the missing files and when she runs back into him she's like i finally found out why you burned gallifrey and i can't believe they did this to me i can't believe they wiped my whole life and experimented on me and built the time lords from my stolen dna and the master's like yeah while mentally he's like hm i'm sorry they fucking what

#doctor who #the master #dhawan!master #the doctor #thirteen #and then he can never fucking admit that he didn't know that!!!!#he has to spend the rest of the eternity of their relationship like yeah it was fucked what they did to you queen #also i think it'd help you if you talked thru the exact memories you saw while using as many descriptive words as possible #also a part of him destroys gallifrey for clara. less bc he actually cares that she's dead and more bc like #the time lords REALLY think they can enact a scheme that ends up having clara as collateral damage???#after all that work missy did finding her????????? if that woman was gonna die it'd be by THEIR hand tyvm #if he'd spent a bit longer in the matrix after finding abt the confession dial he'd have discovered that 12 made her temporarily immortal #but alas he did not. gets a big shock in a a couple decades when he runs into her dsajlkdaklj #to be the master is to be god's favourite jester (derogatory)

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jelly-fish-wishes · 18 days

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