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iamgonesoseeya · 6 years ago
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3 for mchanzo if you don't mind. Your writing is wonderful.
(Thank you 😘)
Jesse is nervous. They've told Genji, Hanzo's most important person, and now it's time to tell Ana and Fareeha. Finally discharged from the hospital, he decides he needs to tell them sooner than later, otherwise he might explode, and Hanzo is behind him the whole way. They're both over the moon to be expecting their first child, and it's important that their family is behind them the whole journey.
The pair sit in Ana's dorm, waiting for her to come through with the tea, while Fareeha texts someone on her phone - probably the most recent of girlfriends she's found online. Jesse is playing with his thumbs in his lap, trying not to vomit up his heart that sits in his throat. Since finding out he was pregnant he's been suffering terrible morning sickness, and that morning being no exception. With nerves and that mixed together, his stomach is a playing ground of toxicity, churning furiously, and Jesse worries he might double over any minute, the contents of his stomach staining Ana's carpet. Hanzo had made him a special tea to keep his stomach relaxed, and it had worked to some degree, along with his support at his side.
Hanzo disrupts Jesse's shaking hands and pulls one into his lap, stroking his knuckles. It's a relief, to have a partner that willingly dotes on him, worships every inch of his being, and will hold his anxious heart with open hands, tending to his every need. Jesse smiles, squeezing his hand.
"Okay you two," Ana calls out as she walks in, setting the tea on the coffee table in front of them. Fareeha spins her phone in hand and takes the kettle to pour out. Ana sits in the plush antic chair, smiling warmly between Hanzo and Jesse. "What's the big news you had to share? I see no ring so obviously it's not a wedding on the horizon..."
"Are you kidding? Mom, Jesse won't get married, he said he never would." Fareeha winks at him, sipping her tea. Jesse remembers the cynicism he had as a kid, that reluctance to tie himself down to someone, but Hanzo is the change in the wind to push him past those thoughts. To marry Hanzo one day would be wonderful, and given their situation he knows it will come.
Jesse shrugs. "People change, but no we're not getting married, yet." He takes his hand out of Hanzo's hand and picks up his tea, stirring it, unable to settle. He sips softly, puts it down, and fidgets some more. "Me and Hanzo are moving forward though...and uh, it's big." He chuckles nervously. "I want you, my family, to know before others."
Ana drops a sugar cube into her cup and hums. The corners of her mouth curl upward as he lifts the cup to her lips, and nods at them. "Well I'm excited to know. You're like one of my own, Jesse, so anything you have to share, I will be at your side the whole way."
"Yeah, as long as you're not joining a circus or something." Fareeha jokes.
Jesse looks at Hanzo, eyes full of fear, and watches as his boyfriend breaths him through the turmoil. The calm in Hanzo's dark eyes pulls him through the stress, and he smiles.
"So... there's no way to sugar coat this, I just gotta come out and say it." He takes a deep breath, and looks at Ana. “How do you like the nickname grandma?"
Ana looks at him curiously, before finally it clicks and her eyes brighten. Fareeha gasps audibly, squealing with excitement as she lunges out of the seat and throws herself at the pair.
"I can not! You're actually having a baby, holy cow! You guys this is-- I can't believe it!" She jumps back, fanning herself and turning to her mother who is in a state of shock. "I'm gonna be an aunt!"
"Actually, Fareeha," Hanzo interjects, his face aching from the smile stitched into his expression. "I know it's early but we spoke about if you want to be Godmother? It would mean a lot to Jesse, and me, if you-"
"Of course! Oh, wow! Yes! Of course, of course, of course! I would be honoured to be the godmother!" She drops into her seat, panting heavily after exhausting herself from the excitement. Jesse laughs, turning back to Ana as he realises she's been silent the whole time.
"What do you think, Ana? Are you... disappointed?" He worries, but she soon puts his mind and ease with a shake of her head.
"No way, honey. I'm delighted for you both, it's very exciting." She stands from her seat and takes Jesse's hand to stand him up. His shoulders are tense, and it's obvious. She rubs his arms affectionately before bringing him in for a tender hug, and his whole body drops, relaxed. "I'm so proud of you." She whispers, and kisses him on the cheek.
Jesse squeezes her tight, laughing. "Thanks. I'm so glad you're both on board. Ain't a thing that means more to me than y'all being in my littlens life."
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mason-gaylord · 5 years ago
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The Beginning part 11 (Season 1 finale)
~Last time~
“I wish all stories ended like that.” He huffs.
“That isn’t the end. Not yet kid. But, we’re close.” Kaaru chuckles.
~storytime~
The girl sat in Winston’s laboratory, working on her essay as she keeps an eye on him. 
It’s been two weeks since he was tasked with making a machine to send the younger versions of her parents home. He’s been stalling all afternoon, asking her risque questions she ignores and trying to get a gage on why he’s doing this. It’s like she doesn’t care for his ideas or his sciences, dismissing them with a scoff. 
He eventually gives up on asking her questions and focuses on the machine. 
“Don’t put that there.” She says nonchalantly as he reaches to screw a bolt in. 
“So she speaks. Why shouldn’t I put it here, agent K-M-S-M?” He says, looking at her. 
“It’ll blow up in your face later if you do.” She says, chewing the eraser of her pencil. 
He rolls his eyes and puts it in anyway, finishing the machine. 
“There, it’s done. Now all we need to do is test it. Any suggestions?” He asks the girl who’s staring down her notepad full of scribbles. 
“Try this.” She tosses a hair tie to him. 
“I will assume you want this back.” He says, putting it onto one of the pads hooked up to the machine and turns it on. 
The hair tie disappears and then reappears on top of the girl’s head a few moments later. 
“It works!” He smiles triumphantly.
“Great! Now go get the people.” She says with fake enthusiasm. 
“But I will need to have the present versions present. As well as Dr. Zeigler if anything goes wrong.” He says, trying to get her to have more of a conversation with him. 
“Then hop to it, Casanova.” She says, scratching something out on her notepad before flipping a few papers to look through it more. 
He sighs and does as she tells him, gathering the people who need to be present in the lab for the big event. 
Meanwhile the girl says goodbye to her parents and sends them home, sending her dog Toby with them. When she gets back to the lab the present Hanzo is leaning against his Mccree, looking sick and miserable. 
“Is everything alright?” She asks them and Mccree just nods. 
“Just a little hangover.” He says and she nods, helping them into position with the younger versions. 
Winston starts everything up and the pads beneath their feet glow a light blue. Electricity starts to flow through them, their hearts starting to race as they’re stuck in their place. Winston begins to put in the time they need to be sent home, loading the machine up to its maximum capacity, that last bolt he put it rattling and heating up.  
The girl watches, making sure not to miss a thing. 
The bolt rattles louder and louder, turning red hot before shooting out of its socket, electricity sparking and covering everything, making the men standing on the pads scream in pain. 
Winston jumps, frantically trying to turn the machine off but gets shocked as his machine is engulfed in bright blue electricity. He backs away, staring in shock as the machine begins to break apart. The younger versions of Mccree and Hanzo disappear into the electricity, their pained screams fading with them. Mccree is then thrown off his pad into the wall and Hanzo falls into a crumpled ball of pain as the machine explodes.
Winston is thrown back and knocked unconscious. Mercy runs out, calling for backup as the laboratory goes into lock down. 
The girl watches, from the corner, panicking as she’s frozen in terror as the fire rages. It slowly calms and from the flames a baby rocks back and forth in the rubble, crying loudly. The girl looks at it and tries to go to it but the laboratory door creaks open forcefully. She gasps and panics, making a portal shakily and jumps through, not making sure she was going to the right place and time. 
Kaaru gets up, grunting in pain as her panicked portal closes. She looks around and nothing looks right for the time she was aiming for. 
“Son of a bitch.” She huffs and gets up. 
She looks around and pulls off her sling, her cast having burnt up in the portal. She dusts herself off and puts her hood up, walking out of the alley she landed in. 
After a few minutes she passes another alley and hears crying. She looks down the alley and sees a shiffy man threatening a kid with a switchblade. 
“I can’t get a break, can I?” She huffs and runs in, pulling the man off the kid. 
~reality~
“Wait wait wait wait. That’s how we met. That was a week and a half ago.” Jesse says
Kaaru chuckles and nods as they stop on the doorstep of Sunshine Acres Children’s Home. 
“When you’re my age, 24 hours ago is a long time ago.” She says, leaning down to look him in the eye. 
“Wait, why are we here?” He asks, looking at the orphanage. “I have to go home. I have to go to my time. And I can’t take you with me.” She sighs. 
“Why not? Why can’t I go with you?” He starts to cry. 
“You belong here. In this time. I’m sorry Jesse.” She says, kneeling down. “We’ll meet again, I promise.” She adds and he hugs her tight. 
She sighs and hugs back. When he pulls away from the hug he goes to take off the serape but she stops him. “Keep it.” She smiles.
“Really?” He sniffs and Kaaru nods. 
“And how’s this, you take up that Mccree name. You’re strong, firm, and brave. You deserve the name Mccree.” She smiles.
“I, Jesse, will do you proud. Promise.” He salutes. 
“Now, this orphanage needs you. And you need it. Head on in. Okay? Tell them your mother left you here.” She says and he sighs, nodding. 
He heads up the stairs and sees the doors. He stops at the top and looks behind him, his mouth open to say something to Kaaru, but she’s gone and with her, his memories of her and her story, his mind shifting to feel very sad as he imagines a mother he never knew dropping him off here and driving off. He sulks into the orphanage, all he has is his clothes on his back, and his name, Jesse Mccree. 
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10
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elphie-doodles · 6 years ago
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The bois receive a call in the Unexpected Expectancy AU
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gencyfan23 · 6 years ago
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Warming! If you are not a fan of mpreg content, I recommend if you not see it. I wanted try something different here so just respect that.
Also I am not sure who is going to do the carrying so I decided to go with both because both is good.
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0tterwatch · 6 years ago
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Genji: hey man happy fathers day
Jesse: huh
Genji: happy fathers day?
Jesse: i dont have kids
Genji: ....oh he ain't called you yet?
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yeehanwritings · 7 years ago
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Funny Bit of Mchanzo and Genyatta dialogue for a Human AU
Background for context. Genji and Zenyatta have been married for three years before Zenyatta ends up pregnant with their first child. Zenyatta is in the early stages of Labor and Genji is panicking for no reason while Hanzo and McCree are there.
Genji: Oh my god! We're having a baby right now!!!
Zenyatta: *Calmly breathing through contractions* It would appear so.
Genji: *Looks over to Hanzo* Brother! What do we do!? Any sage advice on Childbirth???
Hanzo: *literally just found out he's expecting his and McCree's fourth child yesterday, deadpans* I was too busy screaming to take notes on how to shove an entire human being from my body.
Genji: *Pales* Jesse???
McCree: *Recognizing the same first-time jitters* Don't faint...Hanzo threatens me with death if I fainted before our child was born.
Hanzo: *Raises eyebrow* I didn't threaten you with death, I threaten to cut your balls off. Oh, the reminds me Zenyatta, threats always work for so to be fathers who are acting like Genji right now.
Zenyatta: *Chuckles* Thanks for the advice.
Genji: *Cries and panics more.*
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uniqueficrecs · 7 years ago
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Overwatch - McHanzo - Bittersweet A/B/O
Oh my beloved Omegaverse. You’re filled with annoying cliches and trash, but at the same time have so many gems hidden away. Right off the bat, most A/B/O AUs are intended to have a happy ending, unless it’s a dark and twisted fic. So imagine my surprise to see a bittersweet, not-so-happy ending fic.
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Cloudy Skies by HotDogandFries (Angst, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Rare Relationship, Realistic, Mpreg, Short)
(Shimada brothers-centric) They used to be the best of friends.
But now Hanzo's turning eighteen, and Genji's left feeling like he doesn't have much of a place in his older brother's life anymore.
When Hanzo returns from an overseas meeting heartbroken and pregnant with some Blackwatch alpha's child though, Genji finds himself the single person left on the planet that still has his brother's back. And who is Jesse McCree anyways?
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Review: In stories of ‘forbidden love’ you expect a ton of drama that results in a happy ending. You’d expect Young McCree and Hanzo to meet and fall in love followed by many chapters of them struggling to stay together despite one being in Blackwatch and the other in the Yakuza. Nope. Not Here. This is painfully realistic on what would happen if those lovesick fools mated in a fit of rushed love and Omega!Hanzo gets knocked up. The entire story is in flashback form, McCree and Hanzo meeting again after being forcibly removed after mating decades ago. It’s a short story mostly from Genji’s point of view as he stands by his brother as he carries a child that will immediately be given away when born. The ending is bittersweet and, while it doesn’t leave you crying, it sure as hell doesn’t give you the warm and fuzzies. 
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martwekoty · 7 years ago
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I've red a cute little mchanzo fanfic in whitch they were talking about having a child. It was really nice and all, i thought they were going to adopt or smth but in tags i found out it WAS A FUCKING MPREG
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bloodyfuckinghell42 · 7 years ago
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Some sketches of the wonderful fanfiction of @squelchsquelch Alone Together
http://archiveofourown.org/works/11588013/chapters/26042529 Is so cute!! 😍❤
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dragonic-solitary · 8 years ago
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They like to keep pictures of one another in their wallets or pockets.
The first one belongs in Jesse’s wallet whenever he goes to work.
Hanzo keeps at least one photo on his person of his mate and pup. This is them sleeping on their pup’s first tranformation. (Jesse was very protective of Brooke because of her small body.)
The last pic is where Jesse keeps in his front shirt pocket whenever he leaves or I-still-can’t-decide-what-he-works-as
ANOTHER ONE FROM WOLF CHILDREN!AU
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entropy-fan-art · 8 years ago
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Preggers!Hanzo and McCree with a new belt buckle ;)
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iamgonesoseeya · 6 years ago
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Jesse wasn't one to burden others with his problems, and this stubbornness followed him all the way through his pregnancy it seemed, to Hanzo's frustration. Whether that was his morning sickness, the pains in his back, or tying up his shoelaces, he didn't want to complain for the sake of maintaining happiness for those around him.
Hanzo had insisted on Jesse admitting to the tribulations that begrudged him no matter what, but he never listened. Even at 8 months pregnant, with his belly an impossible size hanging over his jeans, weighing him down his balance was in shambles, he kept it all inside and gave Hanzo but the usual charmer smile.
So was it a shock to Hanzo that at 3AM one weekend he finds Jesse clutching the window frame while panting, his side of the bed drenched in liquid? No. Was it infuriating? Yes.
He sprung up and puts his hands on Jesse's shoulders, panicking stricken as he tries to understand, and Jesse can't even fully summon his dimples he's breathing so heavily. Hanzo brushes his hair out of his face and inspects the stress lining his face.
"Jesse, my love, what is the matter?" Hanzo asks, a hand falling to rest on the one he uses to push I to his belly. Jesse flinches, but tried to cover up with a laugh.
"I'm okay, darling. Just, my water broke s'all, I've been try'na keep count how far apart the contractions are but...it hurts like a son of a bitch!"
Hanzo is stunned silent until something as determined as the rage of his dragons snaps and he's dragging Jesse to his feet and out the door. If Jesse wasn't about to give Hanzo the best gift he could ever possibly ask for, he would be furious at his stubbornness...but a new born baby is a pretty good apology present.
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omega-mccree · 8 years ago
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The first time Jesse McCree gets pregnant, he misscarries
It happens just a couple of weeks into the second term, room already adjusted to fit him, Hanzo, and their soon to be new arrival.
But life is fickle like that. Comes and goes in an instant, no qualms about the pain and suffering one might leave behind. Even if they never truly made it into the world.
It seemed like everything was going great and the pregnancy was healthy, officially being off the field and working internally for the remainder of his pregnancy, until he woke up one day, crying out at the sharp pains in his abdomen and clutching himself, waking up Hanzo beside him. And while Hanzo is scrambling to get Angela, Jesse just sits there, clutching his stomach and crying silently because he knows.
Angela tells them it’s likely due to several things, from Jesse’s lifelong smoking and drinking (that he’d dropped cold turkey once they’d found out) to his stressful upbringing as an omega that could have caused certain developmental issues.
The next few weeks are the hardest for the pair, tests and checkups from Angela dominating most of their time to ensure Jesse’s health. But on top of that, Jesse feels so empty, grief nipping at his subconscious as he lies in bed and stares at the ceiling for yet another day.
Hanzo has tried to soothe his lover, suggesting small trips to the beach and making Jesse’s favorite foods, putting on his favorite movies but he just can’t seem to reach past his grief addled mind. And Jesse feels so guilty, knowing Hanzo is grieving himself but he can’t pull past this fog of apathy protecting his emotions from spilling through.
And yet Hanzo is still so patient with him, so loving and caring, helping him through once mundane tasks that now seem like they would take a days worth of energy.
The rest of the team comes by, words of condolences held at the tips of their tongues and replaced by supportive actions that help bring Jesse back to himself.
They decide to hold a small funeral for their unborn child, their daughter. They had originally planned on having the baby’s gender be a surprise but they couldn’t bear to not know what could have been, asking Angela only a few days after the incident.
The small gravestone was made of a polished white marble with delicate lettering spelling out “Maya McCree-Shimada Beloved Daughter, Niece, and Grandchild A Gift of Pure Love, Forever Missed”
It was like closure, the pain never quite leaving but becoming manageable as he took back his role as the resident gunslinger of Overwatch. Some days were harder than others, but with Hanzo and his chosen family behind him, he would be okay.
For her.
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elphie-doodles · 6 years ago
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If anyone wants to hit me up to ask/talk about HCs or anything even vaguely domestic, please do.
I love answering about Aus or hypotheticals and am trying to figure out what to doodle next. 
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beckyh2112 · 2 years ago
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AO3 First Lines
Tagged by @ragedaisy.
rules: post the first lines of your last 10 fics posted to ao3. if you have fewer than 10 fics posted, post the first lines of all your fics.
Cody put in the passcode to his quarters, mind chasing itself in circles.
From you hold me up (till like a leaf we fall), my Foxatine mpreg. It opens with Cody receiving a KIA notice for Fox. Title is courtesy of Pux, and is at least 50% "I don't want to just call it 'the Foxatine mpreg' forever."
2. Wolffe woke in darkness.
From only the devil gets to dream, a followup to one_real_imonkey's Going Under, which is itself an AU of their Just keep your head above the rising tide, the sea will go out again. Delicious Coruscant Guard angst with the Wolfpack to the rescue.
Going Under is a bad end AU focused on Plo Koon, and only the devil gets to dream follows up with what happens to Wolffe.
3. Sidious hadn't expected to need to brace himself.
From there's teeth everywhere on you. Sidious point-of-view on a Fauxatine relationship. Also a chance for me to try out doing his pov and having him refer solely to himself as Sidious. I do think that's the most accurate way he thinks of himself, but it also leads to "Sidious's", which just doesn't sound good.
4. Street lamps were few and far between in this part of the Middle Ring, and Long Feng refused to draw attention to himself by carrying a light.
From One's For Sorrow, which is a repost of one of my AtLA fics from 2011. One of my favorite pieces from that era, tbh.
5. Thire isn't thinking when he goes in for a kiss on Fox's cheek after their morning meeting.
From Bug Report, a fic inspired by Bluestreak945's Beta Testing series, which is some of my favorite rape/non-con Foxatine smut. Heed the warnings; don't read if it's not your cuppa.
My fic isn't smut, and it doesn't even really mention anything from the series explicitly. Mostly it's me messing with the mind control aspect. It does contain clonecest, though, so again, don't read if it's not your cuppa.
6. "Thanks, Tango!" Sapnap yelled back over his shoulder as he threw himself out the door of the older fire demon's home, tail waving behind him.
From Error 404, my Dream SMP Big Bang fic. I like the fic, and I love the worldbuilding. But it is kinda mostly worldbuilding and focuses on Sapnap and Georgenotfound, so it didn't get much of a response.
7. Gabriel Reyes, crown prince of Argia, waited for the barbarians to arrive in the outer courtyard of Alcázar de Zaindari.
The Lion's Crown and the Crown of Suns! My one Overwatch fic, very much unfinished, completely AU. I love the world, kinda wish I still had the drive to get farther with it. Just completely lost steam on it, and I no longer have much of an interest in Overwatch.
Also, I do not want to sort out Jesse McCree vs. Cole Cassidy.
8. In the Shadow Isles, there was no square inch of land that didn't hold someone's remains.
From All's Hell That Ends Well, a League of Legends fic based on Twisted Fate's Underworld skin.
Posted in 2015; there is a massive gap in my fic-writing if you pay attention to posting dates. This, the two crowns in 2017, then the DSMP Big Bang in 2021.
9. The ground rumbled.
From There's Now War in Ba Sing Se. I don't remember if this is a repost, or if I wrote it and posted it to both FF.Net and AO3. Either way, AtLA OC fic with mine and Pux's characters.
10. Bucky and Steve used to joke over his words. "She's a moll who likes HG Wells."
From Hey There, Heartbreaker, which was inspired by @suzukiblu's we are not history yet; we are happening now. Darcy/Bucky soulmate AU. I like her fic much better than mine, but I don't think mine is bad per se. It's just. There.
Tagging @one-real-imonkey, @darkpuck, @suzukiblu, @slackeremeritus, @weirdlet, and anyone else who feels like doing it.
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punprincess321 · 4 years ago
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Mama's home AU: a new member!
(Disclaimer! Shimada magic allows men to get pregnant if the heir is gay, so alakazam! Hanzo is able to have a baby because dragon magic. If mpreg makes you uneasy then you can skip this part of the Mama's home series)
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*Marie-Anne is sitting in the kitchen drinking her morning coffee, she notices Hanzo and Jesse come in smiling* What's got you two so happy?
Jesse: Ma, Han and I have been doin' a lotta thinking and...
Hanzo: We're going to have a child.
Marie-Anne: REALLY!? Oh my gosh that's wonderful! I'm gonna be a grandma! *hugs them tightly* Have you decided on a surrogate?
Jesse: Well here's the thing ma... Hanzo's family is kinda magic.
Hanzo: *Shows the dragons* My family are the protectors of these spirits and they can adapt to survive and continue our family, since I am not married to a woman, the dragons have used their power to mutate my body to be fit for bearing a child.
Marie-Anne: Wait... Jesse's gonna get you pregnant?
Hanzo: Yes.
Marie-Anne: *snickers* Well you just proved the bible wrong, the goal of marriage is kids and you just told God "Fuck you we're magic".
Jesse: *chuckles* Ma you're the best.
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*A few weeks later, Marie-Anne hears a squeal and Hanzo and Jesse run downstairs*
Marie-Anne: Did it work?
Hanzo: *shows a positive pregnancy test* yes! I'm pregnant!
Marie-Anne: Congratulations! *hugs them both*
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*A few months later, Hanzo is sitting in the living room with Marie-Anne, his stomach has gotten bigger, he's currently looking through nursery design ideas on his tablet when he groans* Bathroom again...
Marie-Anne: *knitting baby clothes* I never thought I'd hear a man complain about pregnancy but here we are. *watches Hanzo get up to use the bathroom, she snorts and returns to her knitting*
Hanzo: *comes back a little while later* I have never had more respect for women in my entire life, I can't believe most choose to do this to themselves!
Marie-Anne: It's the reward at the end that makes it all worth it, have you decided on a design for the nursery yet?
Hanzo: *sits back down on the couch* I really like the Victorian style nursery, vintage and traditional really speaks to me, also I love the royal feel of it, if we're having a girl she'll feel like a princess!
Marie-Anne: *chuckles* I think it's perfect, and you're sure you want the gender to stay a surprise?
Hanzo: Yes, Jesse and I decided it will be nice to just be patient and see what happens.
Marie-Anne: *smiling* well good thing I've been making both blue and pink baby clothes and blankets.
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*a few more months later, Marie-Anne is sitting in the living room with Genji, Fareeha, Ana, Jack and Gabriel, Jesse is upstairs in the bedroom with Angela and Zenyatta helping Hanzo give birth*
Fareeha: How do you think it's going?
*muffled screaming comes from the bedroom*
Gabe: Painful is my guess...
Hanzo: *muffled* WHY DID I LET YOU TALK ME INTO THIS!? I SWEAR TO GOD JESSE MCCREE I AM GOING TO NEUTER YOU!
Ana: Sounds like Hanzo has started pushing.
Marie-Anne: *sips her tea* Amen.
Jack: Only the moms would know.
Marie-Anne: Trust me, when I was giving birth to Jesse, I was glad my husband was at a bar instead of the hospital because I was cursing his name like there was no tomorrow.
Genji: Well Jesse is definitely facing the music...
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*hours later, Angela comes out of the room* Well that was a very interesting delivery.
Gabe: What about the baby?
Angela: Well I can proudly say this; *turns to Marie-Anne* Congratulations Mrs. McCree, you are the grandmother to a boy... and a girl.
Genji: It was twins!?
Angela: Yes I was surprised myself, the second one had managed to hide from my ultrasound technology very well.
Marie-Anne: How is Hanzo?
Angela: Well he fainted after both babies were born but other than that he's fine, he's resting right now and Zenyatta is cleaning and weighing the babies, Jesse is also unconscious as he fainted when he realized he was the father of twins.
Gabe: *chuckles* I would too.
Angela: I'll let you all know when it's okay to come up. *she heads back upstairs*
*A few minutes later, Jesse comes downstairs a little dazed*
Gabe: Mijo! Congrats on the twins!
Jesse: Thanks papa, I can't believe I'm a dad now... It almost feels like a dream...
Marie-Anne: *walks over and hugs her son* well it ain't, I know you're gonna be an amazing father to those babies.
Jesse: *hugs her back* Thanks ma...
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*sometime later, Hanzo is awake and everyone is meeting the babies*
Genji: So what have you decided to name them?
Jesse: *holding his son* Well, Han and I decided on Roy for this little guy.
Jack: And the girl?
Hanzo: *feeding his daughter* Yuki.
Genji: Snow? Why that?
Hanzo: Because when she appeared it felt like I frozen by a Yuki-Onna, the only difference is this one didn't kill me.
Marie-Anne: What's a Yuki-Onna?
Genji: A dangerous Japanese spirit, it takes the form of a woman in the snow and freezes men to death. Yuki-Onna means "Snow Woman" in English.
Gabe: The name definitely fits your daughter, You didn't think she was real but she is and you're frozen in shock.
Hanzo: *chuckles*
Fareeha: But real quick, we agree that we all saw it coming with Jesse giving his son a cowboy name right?
Angela: It was inevitable.
Gabe: The kid was doomed from the start.
Jack: No doubt about it.
Jesse: Hey!
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