#jesse burt

[thepunkmuppet]

destiel severance / burt and irving au…. cas is the most loyal employee to lumon and kier but becomes disillusioned with the company through his first experience of love… cas’s outtie is jimmy novak dean’s outtie is dean smith…. they don’t gaf about each other and are both straight on the outside but still feel like they have a connection and are confused by it…. guys do you see the vision oh my god i’m gonna go insane

i feel like it would be most obvious to make dean’s innie smith and his outtie winchester, but i just don’t think cas would fall in love with dean smith. in my mind, he’s smith on the outside because he’s a straight-laced business man who cares about his severed job, but he doesn’t know his innie is actually a rebel and a terrible worker. and cas is the best most loyal worker / cult member on the inside, but jimmy is a family man as well as whatever irving turns out to be, a double agent or whatever.

god i am such A User Of This Website. either your TV show dies unpopular or lives to get big enough to have a supernatural au written about it on tumblr dot com

[devonsrugbyexgirlfriend]

Jess Watches // Fri 14 Mar // Day 518 Synopses & Random Poll

Severance (with mum) 2x09 After Hours

Mark and Devon team with an ally. Helly investigates further.

Jeongnyeon: The Star is Born Ep 10

Troupe director Kang and Young-seo decide to go to Mokpo to bring Jeong-nyeon back, but are met by Nyeon's mother. Jeong-nyeon promises Young-seo that she will return with her mother's permission. The joint performance is all set to start.

I Hear the Sunspot/ Hidamari ga Kikoeru Ep 11

Taichi makes a decision about his life, and at the same time, he and Kohei come to a point where their lives will no longer cross paths.

[hevanderson]

glee + reductress headlines

[kissandships]

I love seeing happy, married couples on tv

[darknight3904]

buy me presents, baby!

Joel Miller x Fem!Reader

Summary: The holiday season is packed enough as it is. On top of it all, Joel has a cute little girlfriend he just can't seem to resist spoiling...

Warnings: 18+ Explicit Smut Unprotected p in v, literally one spank, riding, missionary, Joel's a bit of a tease, pregnancy mention (no ones actually pregnant, don't worry) No outbreak au, modern au, viagra mention, unspecified age gap (mid/early-20s reader in mind), Rich older bf Joel!! I don't know how Hinge works sorry.

Word Count: 2.7k

Based on the song buy me presents by Sabrina Carpenter

Masterlist

The local mall was a buzz with what you swore was the entire state of Texas. Everywhere you turned, someone was brushing by you, mumbling an excuse me or just grunting an apology.

"Maybe we should just go home...There's so many people here." You say as you stand off to the side.

"Oh c'mon we drove all the way here, don't you wanna take a peek at some things, darlin'?"

Joel's warm southern tone sent a tingle of warmth down your spine. He was always so charming, that's how he won you over in the first place, his charm.

You'd stumbled across his Hinge profile six months ago. Your friend, Jess had jokingly set your profile to look for men over ten years older than you.

"Trust me, Dilfs are a whole different ballpark, girl!"

You hadn't believed her, after all, who would want some old half-bald, blue pill-taking man sitting across from them at dinner?

Things of course changed late one Wednesday night when Joel, 40 popped up on your screen. Not only did he have all his hair (and teeth!) but damn it he was so hot.

For lack of a better word, Joel was the perfect gentleman. He'd picked you up for your first date right at 7, opened all the doors for you, and even pulled your chair out for you to sit at the restaurant. Conversation had flowed so easily with him, that you'd almost forgotten you had just met the man across from you.

Fast forward a few months and here you were walking the mall with the head and Co-owner of Miller Construction Co. Joel's big hand cradled yours as he opened the door to Sephora.

"Said you needed some more of that lip balm you like right? Let's get it now."

You nodded and let him pull you into the store. He always did this, pulled you into stores so you could look at things. Of course, that wouldn't be a problem if he wasn't always buying half the things you picked up to admire. Hell, one time you were at Macy's with him and made a joke about the adult Spiderman onesie that was being sold, two days later it was sitting in your lap in just your size.

Jess had told you to enjoy it, to let him buy you everything your little heart desired but you couldn't help but feel guilty. You already spent most of your time sleeping at Joel's place, showering there, and eating his food. What were you even working for if you couldn't buy a measly lip balm for yourself?!

You pulled the one you wanted from the shelf. You'd run out a few days ago and your lips had begun to crack without it. Your eyes fell down to look at the price that was beside the scent

Twenty-four bucks?! That was nearly two hours of working at the shitty secretary job you had down at the local library! Whoever was setting prices at this company needed a serious reality check.

Joel's back was turned as he was staring at an array of brushes, mumbling that no one needed that many things for their face. Perfect! You could sneakily set this back on the display and-

"What're you doin'? Isn't that the one?"

Shit.

"Well yeah, but..."

"Then put it in the basket."

Joel's outstretched arm came up to present the little black and white basket he'd taken from a worker when the two of you entered.

"I just think that twenty-four bucks is too much for a little tube of lip balm. I think I'll just switch back to Carmex or Burts Bee's."

"Darlin' I'll buy it." Joel gave you a warm smile, "Let me spoil you."

"No way! You just bought me dinner!" You shake your head, thinking of your leftovers that sat in the backseat of his car.

"And now I wanna buy you a lip balm," Joel says taking it from your hands to put in the basket.

"Nope. We're not getting it." You say, pulling it from his hands and tossing it back on the shelf, "Let's leave."

Joel protests but lets you pull him from the store and back to the car.

Three days later...

Joel never liked shopping. He'd always been the kind of guy who bought the same shirt in multiple colors just because it made sense in his mind. Even when the company had taken off and he and Tommy were living comfortably instead of paycheck to paycheck, he hadn't really found an excuse to indulge and spend a lot of his hard-earned cash. Sure, he'd dropped a lot on a new car after his poor pickup truck had gotten rear-ended two years ago, damn teen drivers. Then, there was the new roof that his house needed last summer. But, both of those were easily paid off and Joel often found himself with a bank account higher than necessary.

It never bothered him, after all, it just meant retirement would come quicker, and if he ever had kids they'd have a lot of inheritance. Yes, Joel was happy living his simple lifestyle. Of course, that was until he met you...

You were just perfect in Joel's eyes. From the moment he saw you on that dating app Tommy had stuck on his phone, he'd known you were the one for him. Initially, he'd felt weird when he'd swiped on you, after all, you were so young compared to him. His fears though, they'd vanished the moment you started laughing at his lame jokes, adding your own even worse ones to the conversation. Yes, you were just perfect for him.

Now, it was December, the holiday season was in full swing and Joel found himself itching to spend some of that cash that'd been sitting in the bank for ages. He'd spent the last six months trying to keep the spending to a minimum, you always scolded him despite enjoying all of his gifts and he'd hate to make you feel uncomfortable. But after today when you'd put that little lip balm back on the shelf, he'd felt sad for you. Joel hadn't missed your small frown when it clattered back onto the display next to the others. You wanted that lip balm and, you were going to get that lip balm.

It was as if he was a man possessed. Three hours had passed since he'd walked into this mall and his arms were begging to feel a bit sore. Sure, he'd bought you the lip balm but before he knew it, he was wandering into all the other stores, looking for things that'd make you smile and cover his face in kisses. As he loaded the bags into the trunk a bit of worry crossed his mind. Had he gone overboard?

No, there definitely could be more...

December 25th, Christmas Morning at Joel Miller's

The warm scent of coffee had your eyes slowly pulling open. You groaned and pulled yourself out of bed, fumbling to pull Joel's shirt on before finding your discarded panties from last night. Whoever told you that older men needed Viagra to get it up clearly hadn't met Joel.

You padded down the steps to see Joel hunched over the stove, flipping pancakes while his beloved coffee maker brewed.

"Morning." You chirp, wrapping your arms around him, and resting your hands on his soft belly.

"Good morning." Joel's deep voice filled your ears

You greedily let your hands slip under the waistband of his plaid pajama pants. Joel lets out a hum and scoots away from you.

"Keep that up and we won't be eating or opening gifts til noon."

You roll your eyes and go to pour him his coffee.

After a delicious breakfast, Joel pulled you into the living room where your jaw nearly met the floor. Last night when you'd passed out in bed after the third round, there had been six presents under the tree, three from him and three from you. Now there had to be over triple that.

"What did you do?" You ask, spinning around to face Joel.

"What? I'm not allowed to spoil you?" Joel asks, a boyish grin on his face.

"It's like you bought the whole damn store and put it in your living room." You point out

"Not the whole store, just some of it." Joel laughs

Nearly an hour later, you were sitting in a pile of wrapping paper and bows.

"Alright, last one," Joel says, pulling a small gift bag with a snowman on it out.

You sigh in fake exhaustion, "Hand it over, cowboy."

Joel snorts and hands you the bag which a moment later you find has the lip balm you'd put back the other day.

"Went back and bought it for ya. Got a little distracted though..." Joel smiles

"Oh, only a little? Is that why there's lingerie and a new pair of boots sitting in boxes next to me?" You laugh, "Not to mention you even bought me a new frying pan."

"Yeah, just a little sidetracked s' all," Joel says, looking at the many different things he'd found for you.

"Thank you, Joel." You smile earnestly, "It's your turn now."

"Why don't ya model this for me, darlin'?" Joel asks, pushing the red babydoll dress towards you

"But what about your presents?" You pout, "I put a lot of thought into the one with the green paper."

"Give me a fashion show, it can be part of the gift." Joel coerces.

"Ugh, you're lucky you're hot, Joel." You huff, scooping the fabric up and heading off to the bathroom.

Joel lets out a long whistle as you reenter the living room, "Well, would you look at that?"

"Pervert." You scoff as he pulls you into his lap

"Not allowed to appreciate my girl?" He asks, pressing a kiss to your cheek

"You just wanted to see what my boobs looked like in red lace." You point out

Joel gives you a grin, busted.

"Nah, what makes you think that?"

Joel's lips capture yours and his hands secure themselves at your waist. Your resolve loosens as your hands curl against the soft skin of his chest.

"What about your presents?" You ask breathlessly when he pulls back

"Got everything I want right here." He says, "Let's go upstairs, this old man needs a bed if he's gonna fuck you silly."

Joel's hands are back on you the moment he kicks the bedroom door shut. His lips find yours again as his hands begin to pull the straps of your outfit off your shoulders.

Your back hits the mattress and one of Joel's big hands snakes down between your thighs.

"Still wet from last night." Joel laughs into the kiss

"Mmm, I think it was from earlier. Seeing you shirtless, cooking for me was hot." You admit

"Yeah? Y'like me cookin' for ya?" Joel asks

"Course, who wouldn't wanna see a hot old man cooking pancakes for them on Christmas?" You tease

Joel delivers a sharp slap to your inner thigh, "Not that old, darlin'."

"Sure you aren't."

You push at his shoulders and straddle him, loving the way his hands gently rest on your thighs.

You hum in delight as his hips lift and he pulls his pants off, finally exposing the rest of his body to your greedy eyes. Joel's lips ghost over your nipples, teasing them with his tongue as he lifts you up so he's notched at your entrance. Eager, you move to push him in but he stops you.

"What do ya say, baby?" Joel teases

"C'mon Joel..." You groan, "I want it."

"Ask nicely then," he clicks his tongue, "Go on,"

You huff a small breath of frustration and Joel's hands squeeze your hips.

"Please," You mumble

"What was that? This old man needs some help hearin' ya." Joel prods

"Please, fuck me, Joel." You groan, wiggling your hips as the head of his cock teases your hole.

"S' what I wanted to hear," Joel says, pressing a wet kiss to your neck

Joel's loud groan mingles with your girlish one as he lets you go to take him in. Your mind goes blank as your hips begin to rock. Joel's hands roam your body as he pinches and teases the sensitive flesh of your chest.

"C'mon girlie, give it to me." He encourages

"I'm trying." You huff, the feel of your burning thighs was slowing you down

A loud slap rings out followed by a yelp from your mouth. Joel's big hand rubs at the reddened mark on your soft skin.

"Don't worry, I gotcha, sweetheart, let me."

Your world turns as Joel lays you back down on the soft mattress, pushing your knees to your chest you're practically folded in half as he pushes in again.

"Fuck me..." Joel groans in pleasure above you.

"Already am." You laugh breathlessly

Joel shakes his head but you see the smile playing on his lips.

Rough thrusts steal your breath away as Joel begins moving his hips in earnest. The softness of his belly meets yours as he leans over you and presses his lips to yours. A hand pushes into the middle of your shared mess and a finger toys with your clit. A whimper escapes your lips as Joel groans when you tighten around him.

"Gonna let me come inside ya hmm? It'd be the perfect Christmas gift for me darlin'..."

Your brain is mush as Joel's finger plays with you while his cock relentlessly slams into you. Your stomach tightens as he continues.

"I-I'm gonna-"

"C'mon let it out, soak my fucking cock." Joel commands

As if he's magic your body yields to him and you come. A strangled groan leaves Joel's lips while your eyes slam shut.

"Good girl." Joel coos down at you, his hips never slowing.

"Joel!" You gasp, the pain of overstimulation beginning to ebb at your brain.

Joel lets out a soft moan of his own, his brow furred in concentration.

"Where?" He asks

"I-Inside" You gasp

Joel smirks, "Yeah? Gonna take it like a good girl? Let me knock ya up, pop out a brat for me in nine months?"

"Yes!" Your hips arch off the bed when his hand comes down to grind at your clit.

Joel's hips stutter against you and a loud moan escapes him as he fills you. Gentle thrusts follow as he comes down, dropping your legs as he does.

Joel flops down beside you on the bed, his chest heaves a bit as the two of you catch your breath.

"Y'okay?"

"Always." You say looking over at him with a dopey grin on your face

"Wanna go finish those pancakes?" Joel asks

You laugh, Joel was such a typical guy, thinking with his stomach, "You just fucked me and threatened to knock me up but your first thought is pancakes?"

"Well, I was gonna get a washcloth and clean ya up first, if that matters," Joel says

"Wow, what a gentleman." You scoff

"Glad you think so." Joel mumbles

You lay next to him in silence, listening to his breathing and watching his eyes flutter shut in satisfaction.

"What if we did?" You ask

"Did what?" Joel asks looking at you, "If you're talking about round two, I'll need a few more minutes, I'm not twenty anymore."

You slap his shoulder and roll onto your belly, "No, perv. I meant a baby. You were just talking about getting me pregnant."

Joel looks over at you like you've lost your mind, "Are you being serious right now?"

"Totally. You don't want a mini us running around?" You ask hopefully

"Course I do baby, didn't ever think a pretty young thing like you would want that with me though," Joel admits, pulling you towards him so you're resting partially on top of him

"Really Joel?" You scoff, "You're like the hottest guy in the world."

"Now you're just buttering me up." He laughs his head hitting the pillows behind him

"I'm serious!" You smile as he presses a gentle kiss to your lips

Soft silence flutters around you as you watch the gears turn in his mind.

"Gonna have to marry you if you start popping my kids out." Joel grins

"Of course," You laugh, "You think I'm gonna go into labor without a ring on my hand?"

Joel's nose brushes yours as he leans a bit closer to your face, practically breathing in your scent. His hand grasps yours where it rests on his chest.

"Guess I gotta start looking at jewelry then, darlin'. You're gonna have the prettiest ring in all of Texas."

"Ugh, there you go again, plotting to spend way too much money on me again." You groan in embarrassment.

Joel leans in and steals a kiss from you, the taste of pancakes and syrup lingers on his tongue as he does.

"Gotta humor me here," He smiles into the kiss, "Let me buy you presents, baby."

Consider this a mini-rant against the people behind the prices at Sephora. I'm looking at you Summer Fridays...

Want more Joel? Check out my series All Too Well.

[stellewriites]

thanks for the tag jd and @kyletogaz!!

npt: @wraithdance @w00lgathering @mikichko @dwarvenagenda @ohlawdthebirds @stuffireadandenjoy

Pick stuff from your room and have people vote which one they want to take home!

This is so silly, I love it. Thanks for the tag @bouncehousedemons 🖤

No presh tags: @lady-morrigen @deathbecomesnerds @selfproclaimedunicorn @she-likesorchids @niocel @murmel-malt @aemondstark

[garrothromeave]

reminder that garroth once exclaimed "by the seven!" implying the reality of seven divine warriors instead of six (which, seven is largely considered a holy number so added bonus). jess did initially intend for there to be seven divine warriors. perhaps xavier was supposed to be included in this original group, considering he was called "the guard of light" (perhaps the source of "the light" that lord burt mentioned back in episode 20 that gave further depth to a guard's devotion to a lord being so strong that it deterred corruption of said guard - it would make sense considering xavier's role in the establishment of guard academies). xavier also had the title of "the admirer" ('of Lady Irene' is technically the full title, but it makes sense considering the naming patterns of the rest of the divine). much like "the protector" or "the wanderer," etc. we know he fought alongside irene at some point, specifically "with other warriors" so this carries weight. he even had a statue in brightport. i wonder what made jess decide to eventually exclude him from the divine warriors

[weclassybouquetfun]

Post-Oscars blathering.

-Host Conan O'Brien had treats for attendees.

-I felt bad for Jeremy Strong who lost out on Best Supporting for his incredible job as Roy Cohn in THE APPRENTICE. But I had far greater sympathy for the poor dog during the SNL 50th skit who just wanted petting from Adam Driver's huge paws. I mean, I yearn for Anora/Ani and Igor

but the dog really yearned for those huge mitts.

-Rumoured divorcé Dan Stevens made the rounds with Natasha Lyonne, Jodie Turner-Smith, Hari Neff and his CUCKOO costar Hunter Schafer. I'm hoping he sloppily made out with Hunter and Hari.

He has great taste, ladies.

-Oscars night was a time for reunions

Last year Best Actor winner Cillian Murphy was able to present to his one-time PEAKY BLINDERS costar Adam Brody.

Cillian was so happy to escape the press line and just present!

Little did he know that Brody would give the longest speech in Oscar history.

At least you looked good, Cillian.

GHOST costars Whoopi Goldberg and Demi Moore.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK costars Andrew Garfield and Jesse Eisenberg.

Garfield and rumoured paramour Monica Barbaro afterwards.

THE LITTLE MERMAID's Halle Bailey and Jonah Hauer-King.

CONCLAVE's Carlos Dietz with Isabella Rossellini (and Laura Dern).

Oscar presenters WHEN HARRY MET SALLY costars Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan.

Brady Corbett and his THE BRUTALIST composer Daniel Blumberg.

Blumberg looking like the twin cousin of ANORA's Yura Borisov.

Isabella Rossellini reuniting with her potion prop from DEATH BECOMES HER.

Isabella Rossellini is a "nepo" baby, but here are some of the latest scions.

Milo Manheim - Son of Camryn, star of Paramount+'s SCHOOL SPIRITS.

Charlie Foster - Son of Jodie Foster. He will appear in the upcoming Amazon Prime series SCARPETTA starring classic nepo baby Jamie Lee Curtis and Nicole Kidman.

Kidman recently worked with the daughter of her MOULIN ROUGE costar Ewan McGregor in the film BABYGIRL. Esther McGregor played Kidman's oldest daughter. Esther can also be seen in Pedro Almodovar's THE ROOM NEXT DOOR.

THE WHITE LOTUS S3 star Sam Nivola (son of Alessandro (The Brutalist) and Emily Mortimer (Paddington in Peru). He is dating Iris Apatow (daughter of Judd and Leslie Mann). Sam and his sister May were also in Noah Baumbach's WHITE NOISE playing the children of Adam Driver and Greta Gerwig; and Sam played son of Bradley Cooper's Leonard Bernstein in MAESTRO (which also starred Maya Hawke, son of Ethan and Uma Thurman).

There's also Asa Germann of Amazon Prime Video's GEN V (son of Gregg German (Grey's Anatomy, Ally McBeal). The series also featured Patrick Schwarzeneggar.

A sure entry to the entertainment industry for many a celebrity child is modeling. That's the path Deva Cassel (the eldest daughter of Vincent Cassel (who has just had his latest child; a boy, with partner Narah Baptista) and Monica Bellucci) forged after years of spending time with her mother on photo shoots.

Now she is acting. She can be currently be seen Netflix's IL GATTOPARDO/ THE LEOPARD; a six-part adaptation of the classic Italian novel, which was made into a three-hour film starring Burt Lancaster.

[m--rtyr]

Wait, hol’ up… Zenix got the SKs to hold off from killing Kiva, an innocent little girl? Whilst actively kidnapping a man?

Hm.

Maybe it’s just feminism at this point.

And I’m joking when I say that, but like I do find it super interesting how Zenix does have these very moral extremes, often all at once.

Shooting Garroth on a patrol he refused to let Aphmau join because he was worried she’d get hurt. Kidnapping Burt (which he was originally planning on doing, apparently) but telling the other SKs to leave Kiva be.

It’s clear that he has An Agenda, his cruelty is to fit that, only only really that. Right now, his Agenda is killing Garroth, and he Shot him, and now his job is to make sure that sticks. How? By taking out the only available healer in the area. Even with injuring Brendan, you can kind of try and imply that it was some long-set plan, injuring him as a practice (the injuries are EXACTLY the same, apparently), and to use up the very finite resource of Citrus Herb…

Because I do read this as being about Zenix, though obviously it can be ambiguous without more details. Just because he did have Burt when Aph sees him, Vylad doesn’t talk, and Zenix is kind of known for sweet-turned-mean… which all characterise the ‘masked man’ as Kiva describes him. The only inaccurate descriptor is ‘mask’ because it’s a helmet, not a mask, and so it COULD be about Vylad, but I doubt it. I just think it’s Jesson inaccuracy, and also from the recollection of a child.. so…

Small addition, after finishing the episode; he is also fleeing the Nether with a lasso I think it’s pretty obvious it’s him. Even if Jess does bait us with him and Vylad a lot and switch them in certain situations

Quotes, S1Ep18, without the typos:

‘The monsters were trying to use me as a sacrifice… but this masked man told them to hold off’ - Kiva, about her well-being

‘The lord! He was taken by the masked man… the masked man came and saw he was here and said something about “not having to kidnap him, himself”… and took the lord with him… the masked man looked so nice at first… but he was scary.’ - Kiva, about Lord Burt and a ‘masked man’

[electrixx]

Okay, I know I don't post much, BUT I'm feeling festive so y'all get my Billy Lenz HC (remade cause my phone deleted the one i had for 3-4 YEARS and I'm salty abt it >:(.), so William Edward Lenz, or Billy Lenz is a grown man, we know this, he has a sister, Agnes Lenz, now, during my little tedtalk of my favorite stabby boy, I'm gonna sprinkle a bit of the 2006 Billy lore in here, but it's mainly 1974. Personally, with how sexual Billy is, I think that, like in the 2006 ver, his mother was s/a'ing Billy, resulting in the birth of Agnes. His mother was a drunkard and neglectful in my own opinion, but Billy did try and make her happy, craving his mother's love. I like to think his mother never wanted Billy or a baby boy in general, but his father (again like the 2006 ver.), loved Billy a lot, but left him when he was about 10-13 (?) years old, thus why in the scene when the taxi driver angrily drives off after Ms. Mac doesn't come out, he flips his lid, because his father left after a heated argument with his mother only to never return. Now I don't think he's yellow by any means, nor does he have a liver disease, but from research and my own observation, Billy has some form of DID, probably stemming from his childhood trauma, resulting in the very obscene and crazy phone calls. For his mother and father, I'm going to go with the 2006 names, Frank and Constance Lenz, now here I'm just gonna say, that since this is the 1974 ver., Billy's father is not dead, just gone from the picture, (and divorced from his psycho wife), and that's when the S/A of Billy started, resulting in more trauma for Billy. Do I think Billy loves his sister/daughter? No, no I don't, the reason is, after his sister was born Billy got locked away, barely being fed unless he snuck down for food, and even then, what he did eat was nothing but junk because he can’t cook, (DON'T TRUST THIS MAN IN THE KITCHEN, YO HOUSE WILL BE BURT TO THE GYATT DAYM GROUND), and again, she's a result of what his mother, of all people, did to him. Think of that, you're locked away while your mother plays happy family with your sister/daughter, while you're trapped in a cold attic, and starving, that would make anyone crazy (crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, the rats made me crazy) Now, for my own headcanons for Billy himself, I think he's English and German, due to the name William having English roots, and Lenz is a German surname (Thx Google!), I think he has pastey ahh skin, due to being locked away in an attic, but if he got out, he'd have a more of a limestone skin tone

Like in the picture above, now Billy, Billy is skinny, but he is strong, more in theory that before the events of Black Christmas he was skinner cause he didn't have much muscle mass due to not eating much, but since the sorority girls were there (and he was probably in a mental institution, getting three meals a day), he stole food from the fridge n sweets. Now Billy, my personal opinion, loves sweets, bby boi gotta big sweet tooth (🍪🍪). I think Barb and Jess are the main ones Billy is stalking after, but he kills the others cause he's kinda... Snapped?? (Bro def. Escapes an asylum every year fr) Barb reminds him more of his mother with her drinking problem. Clare and Jess probably reminds him of Agnes due to her innocent nature and looks. Now I think Billy killed his mother, Agnes was asleep so no harm was done to her, Billy wouldn't harm kids (personal opinion, then again, most of this is my personal opinion jabdmshdjd), I think Billy doesn't mind the cold much, noting that this movie took place in Canada, so Billy grew used to the cold temperatures. I also rlly love the idea that Billy wears a green sweater, tho in the movie it's black, now in the 1974 film, Billy says to Jess "don't tell them what we did, Agnes", maybe he woke his sister up to hide his mom's body or smt, don't have to be sexual in anyway. So this will be the end of my mutterings, it's 1 am rn, I'm tired, posting this when I wake up, goodnight, merry Christmas, thank you for reading my craziness

[rafecamerons-national-anthem]

Starting a new Drew Starkey Book🧚🏼‍♀️🧚🏼‍♀️

Crossed Scripts-Drew Starkey

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Meet The New Woman of the Hour

Cassie Yeager played by Margaret Qualley

🎉 Birthday: February 12, 1995

🌟 Age: 25 years old

🌌 Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

🌍 Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois

✨ Profession: Actress

About

Cassie Yeager is a talented actress known for her work in the horror and sci fi genres. She gained more recognition for her breakout role as Lisa in Annabelle 2 (2017), which cemented her status as a scream queen in the horror community. Cassie later appeared in the critically acclaimed Dune: Part One (2021) as Lt. Mariam, a skilled soldier serving under House Atreides. Her other notable roles include Jane Doe in The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016) and Grace in Ready or Not (2019).

Despite her penchant for dark and intense films, Cassie has expressed a desire to branch into more fun and complex roles, like Lady Bird (2017) as Jenna and Charlie's Angels (2019) as Elena.

Before Fame

Cassie was raised in Chicago but moved to New York as the age of 10, where she developed a love for acting after performing in local theater productions. Encouraged by her late father, a horror enthusiast, she moved to Los Angeles at 18 to pursue her career. She made her acting debut in the thriller film Prisoners (2013) and the next years Dracula: Untold (2014)

Trivia

-She has a fear of heights despite doing most of her own stunts.

-Cassie is a self proclaimed horror nerd and counts Martyrs and The Thing among her favorite films.

-She was a runner up for the role of Riley in the Hellraiser reboot (2022).

-Cassie has a small but growing collection of vintage horror memorabilia, including a signed poster from the original Scream.

-Her favorite actor is Alain Delon.

-Her first kiss was at the top of the Marriott in Times Square. She made sure to confirm that she indeed put several layers of Burt's Bees chapstick on.

Family Life

-Cassie credits her father, who introduced her to the horror genre, as her biggest inspiration. She keeps his memory alive through her work in film.

-During The Hollywood Reporter's Full Actress Roundtable Interview, the actress revealed that not having her mother by her side growing up, played a big role in her career as she didn't know how to portray a healthy relationship between mother and daughter on screen, which caused her trouble on set.

Associated With

-Cassie auditioned for Hellraiser (2022) alongside Drew Starkey, who landed the role of Trevor. The two developed a close friendship during the casting process.

-American Horror Story (2017)– Featured in a guest role that demonstrated her talent for darker roles.

-The Netflix hit show Altered Carbon (2018-2020) had a big impact on her career as a sci fi actress.

-The actress used to be in a relationship with singer Jesse Rutherford from the band The Neighbourhood but it was short lived as he was caught cheating on her with his ex girlfriend.

-In 2020, during quarantine, the actress made a TikTok with influencer Kylie Jenner performing a dance challenge to Travis Scott's hit song Out West, the video received over 80 million likes.

[jeremiahthefroge]

Man there's really something about the way MCD very slowly sinks you into this bigger narrative and makes you forget it's "just" a minecraft world. Sure, as far as episode 24, we're still getting YouTube intros where she introduces herself as Jess, but we've also got Levin, and all of her struggles with potentially having to give him up. And there's the looming threat of the shadow knights, there's Sasha in the village, the subplot with dale and molly and logan and Donna, there's Zenix being missing. We've got Aphmau acting stressed, acting sad, acting worried about the NPCs in her village, regarding them more and more as people as they appear to BE people.

Side note, all the plot stuff with Lords being a reality-warping force, turning simple NPCs into evolved thinking + feeling characters and having those characters devolve when they're away, are we meant to see this as "the NPC's AI gets so advanced they become more involved characters in the video game but if you turn off the video game they cease to exist" or like "minecraft is a sort of portal for irl people to interact with this other dimension, which they see as the minecraft world, and they're warping the reality of another real place, and real people are forgetting their memories when the lords are disappearing" or what?

Players don't seem to be the only people who can be lords, given Bright Port's Lord Burt, who clearly has the same/similar effect on Brightport that Aphmau has on Phoenix Drop (his absence causes some guards to start forgetting things and acting weird, as well as some of the roads disappearing). Plus there's definitely some variance in the personalities and stories of the NPCs around her, Lord Burt says that Azura is a special guard that can't be corrupted by the king bc she's pure of heart and has a bond to him. I don't think we're meant to believe the NPCs are just NPCs, at least not by this point in the series.

I'm interested to see how this develops and I'm curious as to how I'll want to handle it in my potential rewrite, if I decide to divorce the plot from the game of minecraft entirely. Which I did intend to, to give the characters a bit more breathing room. I wanted to start out with all the characters being fully themselves so we can get good early interactions.

Though there is very much something to be said about Garroth being stuck in that NPC state and Aphmau being around slowly brings his memories and autonomy back. Especially since she never seems to hold it over him, just glad to get to know him as he becomes his own person again.

Could make it a curse that the King cast, to prevent the people of the kingdom from organizing against him on their own after he starts killing off lords to steal their land. Making the only real threats to him the remaining lords and not just any town full of peasants with a bone to pick. Much to consider.

[klaine-a03-feed]

More than just fate.

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/HZW84sg by Chirstmas25 Kurt Hummel beat the odds. He survived the Hunger Games, But victory comes at a price. Now, Kurt must navigate the treacherous landscape of being a Capitol darling. He's thrust into a world of lavish parties, insincere praise, and constant surveillance. Every word, every action, every expression is dissected and interpreted by the ever-watchful eyes of President Snow and his loyal followers. And perhaps the most challenging aspect of his new reality is the relentless scrutiny of his relationship with Blaine, once Kurt wasn’t even sure of. Just when Kurt begins to find a semblance of normalcy, Kurt must once again fight for his life. This time, however, the stakes are higher than ever. Not only his survival, but the very future of Panem hangs in the balance. Is he strong enough to endure another Hunger games? Words: 4590, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 2 of The Star-crossed lovers Fandoms: Glee (TV 2009), Hunger Games Series - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi Characters: Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Rachel Berry, Jesse St. James, Will Schuester, Emma Pillsbury, Burt Hummel, Carole Hudson-Hummel, Finn Hudson, Quinn Fabray, Brody Weston, Sue Sylvester, Noah Puckerman, Brittany S. Pierce, Artie Abrams, Shelby Corcoran, Sheldon Beiste Relationships: Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry/Jesse St. James, Emma Pillsbury/Will Schuester, Kurt Hummel/Original Male Character(s), Kurt Hummel/Original Female Character(s), Carole Hudson-Hummel/Burt Hummel Additional Tags: Hunger Games Victors, The Capitol (Hunger Games), District 6 (Hunger Games), Victory Tour (Hunger Games), Dreams and Nightmares, Forced Prostitution

[shame-is-a-wasted-emotion]

Hello everyone! I'm back again and as promised, the fic is posted! Yaaay!

Who Could Be Next?

Rating:Mature

Archive Warning:Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories:F/F,F/M,M/M

Fandoms:Glee,glee-klaine,klaine fandom,Glee-Brittana,Glee-Tike

Relationships:Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel

Santana Lopez/Brittany S. Pierce

Carole Hudson-Hummel/Burt Hummel

Mike Chang/Tina Cohen-Chang

Rachel Berry/Jesse St. James

Characters:Kurt Hummel ,Blaine Anderson,Santana Lopez,Brittany S. Pierce,Burt Hummel,Carole Hudson-Hummel,Rachel Berry,Jesse St. James,Mike Chang,Tina Cohen-Chang,Mercedes Jones,Sam Evans (Glee),Quinn Fabray,Artie Abrams

Additional Tags:

Halloween glee,spooky glee,husbands!klaine,Wives!brittana,dead or not dead,I am not gonna say,Jumpscare,a special spooky guest,Spooky,scary ending,Funeral,they have a funeral to attend,Pretending,game,Scary Game,life threatening scare,prank,that's a whole family involvement,cries and screams,Angst and laughter,Angst and Humor,Crack Fic,Please Don't Kill Me,Don't Judge Me,Burt hummel approves it,Santana lopez approves it,Angry mercedes jones,scared Rachel berry,a fanart attached,Angst with a Happy Ending,maybe not,funny halloween,weird way of inviting people,I wrote this instead of studying,a lot of crying

Language:English

Summary:

One surprise e-mail and everybody's heart stopped for a few minutes. Literally, in shock.

Nobody expected to get that email. Not when the couple was relatively new and they should have had more years to live together. Blaine Hummel-Anderson would have seen the end of the world by now. Nobody knew what to do or how they would console him. Honestly, who could read Blaine's feelings through a bland e-mail?

They had a funeral to attend!

Thank you @special-bc-ur-part-of-it for the wonderful banner

Enjoy my little spooky contribution and your comments/kudos can my day!

[ctoan11]

Burn Notice Season 4 — i think the writing took a dip this season. I have less random thoughts about these episodes. It could be that I wasn’t paying as close attention but is that because it wasn’t holding my attention?

I’m in it for the relationships and there just wasn’t as much tension this season. I think it’s because of the addition of Jesse. Don’t get me wrong—I love Jesse. But I don’t think they had figured out yet how to add Jesse and his plot line and keep everyone else interesting too.

Where There’s Smoke was the best episode and where I realized that Fi is my favourite character. I just like seeing her do badass things and her relationships with Michael and with Sam are the most interesting. And other than this (female written) episode, she just didn’t have much to do other than whine about Michael wanting back in. They were together as a couple, and Michael basically ignored her. Not until Last Stand, where she follows him to certain death because she can’t live without him, is there any kind of satisfying relationship angst.

Thoughts I did remember to write down:

S4e5

Callback—snap your fingers and get rid of some drug dealers

Sugar knows the word malfeasance?

Sam gets to win a fight!

Hit me on the hip — love Michael’s smooth talking cover.

Maddie ignoring Michael and smoking in the loft anyway

I love sharpshooter Fi — she shot a Molotov cocktail out of his hand!

S4e6

Michael is always 2 steps of Jesse in coming up with the plan

Fi carries Michael’s gun in her purse!

Caleb, that magnificent bastard, and Theresa in the same episode — my two fandoms crossing over

Michael threw the shoe pretty accurately at the door—maybe they take the football to the beach to practice their throwing accuracy

Jesse and Sam are starting to be friends!.

S4e7

Michael Westen is the bogeyman-I loved this runner

Burt: Anyone ever tell you you’re no fun? Michael: All the time!

Only cares about the idea of people — gah

S4e8

I think Fi is my favourite

S4e15

Maddie threatens to put a cigarette out in Michael’s eye if he doesn’t look out for Nate — I have lots of thoughts about Maddie which I don’t think align with what other people think. One of these days I’ll try to sort them out.

Jesse calls him Mikey. Michael looks at Sam questioningly and Sam shrugs

S4e17

Foreshadowing—Michael tells Jesse that if someone he loved was killed he’d expect Jesse to stop him from doing something stupid

Sam attacking Michael to tell him secrets!

[gleesmostcontroversial]

Which Glee characters are included in this tournament?

Short answer: a lot of them.

I've included nearly a hundred characters, just to be thorough. Below the cut is a list of all the characters who will get polls. If there is an obscure character who is not on this list but you really want them to be included, send an ask and I'll probably add them in.

Updated 2/6/25

Adam Crawford

Alistair

Alma Lopez

Andrea Carmichael

April Rhodes

Artie Abrams

Azimio Adams

Becky Jackson

Blaine Anderson

Brad

Bree

Brittany Pierce

Brody Weston

Bryan Ryan

Burt Hummel

Carl Howell

Carmen Tibideaux

Carole Hudson-Hummel

Cassandra July

Chandler Kiehl

Clint

Cooper Anderson

Cooter Menkins

Dalton Rumba

Dani

Dave Karofsky

David Martinez

Dottie Kazatori

Dustin Goolsby

Elliott Gilbert

Emma Pillsbury

Finn Hudson

Harmony

Hiram Berry

Holly Holliday

Howard Bamboo

Hunter Clarington

Isabelle Wright

Jacob Ben Israel

Jake Puckerman

Jane Hayward

Jean Baptiste

Jean Sylvester

Jeremiah

Jesse St. James

Joe Hart

Judy Fabray

Julia Chang

June Dolloway

Ken Tanaka

Kendra Giardi

Kitty Wilde

Kurt Hummel

Lauren Zizes

LeRoy Berry

Lord Tubbington

Madison McCarthy

Maribel Lopez

Marley Rose

Mason McCarthy

Matt Rutherford

Mercedes Jones

Mike Chang

Mike Chang Sr.

Millie Rose

Mrs. Puckerman

Myron Muskovitz

Nancy Abrams

Noah "Puck" Puckerman

Pavarotti

Penny Owen

Pierce Pierce

Principal Figgins

Quinn Fabray

Rachel Berry

Richard "Rick The Stick" Nelson

Rod Remington

Roderick Meeks

Rory Flanagan

Roz Washington

Russell Fabray

Ryder Lynn

Sam Evans

Sandy Ryerson

Santana Lopez

Sebastian Smythe

Shelby Corcoran

Sheldon Beiste

Skylar

Spencer Porter

Stoner Brett Bukowski

Sue Sylvester

Sugar Motta

Sunshine Corazon

Terri Del Monico

Tina Cohen-Chang

Unique Adams

Walter

Whitney Pierce

Will Schuester