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silent-raven13 · 11 months ago

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A Spider-woman named Billie! 5

(Part 4)

The group kept heading to the cafeteria, while they talk. Gabriella holds her dad's hand, "Papá, I want a chicken nuggets with french fries and strawberry milkshake!"

"Okay, mija."

"Oh me too!" Mayday said to her dad, "But with two cookies."

"Daddy, you pw-omise us cookies." Mariana 2020 being carried by Hobie 138b as she pouts at her daddy.

"I know, mi amor. I never break a promise." Miles 2020 said, "But you have to eat your lunch first then have your cookies. I don't want to see you three eating cookies first."

"Who's to say what needs to be first? Why not we eat the cookies then eat lunch. All of these ideas come from the system trying to control us." Hobie 138c said holding Aaron in his arms.

"Because children... our children need a balance diet. If they start off eating sugar, they will have horrible tummy aches. Aaron is delicate like that." Miles 2020 added, "You don't want to hurt my babies, do you?" He gave the cutest puppy eyes and pout.

The Hobies fell for it, so hard. "We apologize, luv!" They hover around Miles 2020 like hungry love struck teenagers.

"Your forgiven, papas!" Miles 2020 wink at them with a smirk on his face, he knows he got all the Hobies wrapped around his finger.

All the other Miles watched their Hobies turned pink which made them giggles. Miles 43 said, "Wow, ya'll so quick to leave us, huh?"

"For real." Mimi 1015 teased, "I guess, I should look for a new man then, right Miles?" She nudges Miles 1610's elbow with a wink.

"Yeah, maybe I should go find another-" Hobie 138b met his face with his hand squishing his Miles' cheeks "Darling, don't you dare finish that sentence." His eyes gazing into his Sunflower's eyes.

"Yeah, papá is a ha-wd wo-wking man!" Mariana 2020 waves her arms around.

"Okay!" Miles 1610 saw the other Hobies already talking to their own Miles/Mimi. They are all jealous at the end of the day.

"Love you." Hobies 138b happily leans over to kiss his boyfriend's lips.

Miles 1610 puff his cheek when he pulled his face away from his boyfriend's hand after the kiss. "Hmph, you can't take a joke?"

"Sunflower, not when you mention other blokes." He commented.

Billie 1610 runs over to hug her big brother's leg, "Miles, I'm hungry!"

"Oh, we're almost there to the cafeteria, boo-boo. I promise, we'll get your favorite." He picks her up, "You want some pizza?"

"Mmm yum! Perro yo quiero empanadas de pollo!" She said in Spanish.

"Ohh that sounds good too!" Gabriella overhears empanadas, "Chicken is the best one!"

"I could eat an empanada." Gabriel and both Miguels said to themselves.

"Wow, I guess we all have a specific favorite." Petie said, "I know I love a good New York Pepperoni pizza."

"Ugh, yes! A whole pie with a cold soda." Peter 616 gawks at the thought.

"Chinese food!" Gwen and Pavtri chimes in. "We some delicious egg rolls!"

"Please, no more food talks. I'm so hungry." Mariana's stomach growling.

"Yeah, I'm starving!" Mayday said to her dad.

"We're almost there." Jess said. "The adults will make the orders and you guys can watch the kids. I know there's going to be a lot of food to order."

"Oh, I wonder if our other friends are eating lunch, too." Pavtri asked going into his Smartphone to text the Spider band. "Sun Spider did say she's there with Ben and they were arguing about this episode from the Walking Dead."

"Oh yeah, I heard Peni, Margo and Noir are there too! They finished a mission together." Gwen pointed out.

"Oh, I wonder if Lupe is there! Billie, you should try to ask her to be your mentor." Mariana happily said to Billie.

"Really? You think she's good for me?" Billie 1613 asked.

"Huh uh, she always willing to teach new comers all sort of skills."

Gwen points out at Billie 1610 and Gabriel 660, "But that means you guys won't hang out much as before. Lupe always make sure your on top your skills."

"Wait, I won't see her no more! Do you even need a mentor?" Gabriel asked Billie.

"I dunno... maybe. I would like some guidance. Sometimes I wonder if my powers still need to be focused on." She look at her hands having electricity coming around, "I need to get better."

Gabriel pouts under his mask, "Well, who's Lupe? I'll see if she qualified to be your mentor!"

Miguel 970 said, "She's pretty good."

"Yes, I think one time your dad and her went at it one time, too. She doesn't like sarcastic attitudes, it was pretty funny. I never seen your dad shut his mouth so quick when she lashed out of him." Mariana 1022 giggles.

"Ohhh, I remember that." Jess chuckles at the memory. "So that was your father, Gabriel?"

"He had on this white silver and red suit on, so he can stand out from the other Miguels." Mariana added.

"Yeah, that was him. I'm sure he's on a mission with someone..." Gabriel said, then saw Billie 1613 looking at him.

"You know, I always find time for us to hang out, Gabe. I promise I will find ways to be with you."

"Awe, and me, too?" Mariana buds in, she can tell Gabriel is giving her a slight glare. He didn't want to share their time with another person. "Just kidding! I guess it will be me and Miguel 970, right?"

"Yeah! I don't mind." He looks happy to be Mariana's partner on missions.

"That reminds me... Miles," Petie rub his chin with a curious question at Miles 2020, "Where is your husband?"

"Oh he's probably on a mission. I know, he got my text." Miles 2020 hums, "Probably with Alpha-" All of sudden a very angry tall well fit Spider-man came shouting and growl out loud, "I can't believe that idiot! If I have to look at that nitwit, I swear I'm going to fucking kill him!" He sends out a raging pheromones that stink up the hallway that only Petie and Miles 2020 smelled.

The children with second gender noticed it too. They were quite afraid of the power raging Alpha, it gave them shudders.

"Daddy," May runs to her dad for comforts.

The triplets snuggles against the Hobies needing safety. "I got you, honey. Looks like Alpha got into a group to his dislike." Petie picks up his daughter to send out his own calming scent.

Alpha saw the massive group and scowls, "What? Never seen an Alpha so damn pissed off."

"Calm down, Alpha. There's kids here." Jess said.

Miguel 928 sighs, "What happened on the mission?"

Miles 2020 and Petie went over to Alpha already knowing his frustrating, his foul distasteful scent spreading around them. Sometimes it'll make a Beta or Omega feel sick, and worse it can upset another Alpha Spider-hero. "There. There. Alpha!" The two uses their strongest calm pheromones on his.

Miles 2020's scent seems to be more powerful considering he produces way more because of his pups. The triplets were able to calm down at their daddy's scent. Alpha sharply inhales and exhales with his arms crossed as he each side he had an Omega sending him sweet calming scents. "That idiot Deadpool! He spend most of his time trying to grope me then on the mission. I fell into a purple blob! It was ridiculous!" His sharp golden eyes glares with his canines showing from his growling.

Miles 2020 said, "Alpha, relax. You're sending out too much of your scent."

"Who cares! I'll murder anyone. Your mate spend more time trying to steal than the mission!"

"He was with you?" Miles 2020 asked. "I thought he went on his own."

"He joined with me, Peter 616b and that ridiculous assassin!" Alpha growls almost sounding like small beastly roars, "We did not follow any plans at all."

"No plans? Ugh, let me guest... Deadpool winging it?" Miguel 928 asked almost annoyed as Alpha.

"Yes, that fool! I had to walk away before I rip his head off! Peter 616b had to beg me not to!" He scowls as he punches a hole in the wall leaving a massive burst of shredded metal.

"Whoa!" May watches the Alpha showing off his anger. It's normal for Alphas having these outbursts, in fact it's always recommended instead of bottling it up. Yet, she saw all the other kids looking terrified.

Gabriella and Gerald stood in front of the younger kids while Mayday stomp her foot in front of the Alpha with a scowl on her face, "Hey, don't be scary! Or I'll have my daddy put you in your place!"

Peter 616 nervously said, "May, honey... I don't think-" He glanced over at Alpha, who's growling at him. "Hah, um... Jess."

"Alpha, calm down. The children are getting scared. They aren't used to your rants." Jess said in a serious tone, she wasn't gonna let this man upset her baby boy.

"Calm down. Calm down." Miles 2020 and Petie uses their calming pheromones which had a light floral sweetness to it, it's almost felt like Alpha smell lavender with herbs.

"Ugh, whatever." Alpha crosses his arms trying to sharply inhale the Omegas' pheromones to calm down.

"Oh wow, that's an Alpha." Billie 1613 gawks, "He's tall! Maybe taller than you, Gabe!" She slowly went up to check out the Spider-man.

"Billie! Don't go up to him! He's pissed off." Gabriel pulls her back. "God, I swear it's like I'm raising a kid."

Mariana giggles, "Gabe, it's fine. let her meet Alpha."

"No, he looks like he would hurt her." Gabriel didn't like the thought the guy would lash at his crush.

Billie 1613 already standing in front of Alpha to stare at him, "Wow, are you an Alpha Peter Parker."

"Yes." Alpha leans over to look at the young woman. "And you are?" His piercing golden eyes on the teenager.

Gabriel quickly got in front of a bashful Billie, his hand push Alpha back, "Hey man, back up. She's a minor."

Alpha growls assuming it's another Miguel, the young man is almost the same height as him. "Relax, Alpha. Billie is a new comer." Petie tries to calm the two. "Alpha this isn't another Miguel, it's Miguel 660's son!" The Omega could smell the Alpha's dominating scent, even Miles 2020 had to amp up his own calming scent. Such a dominating scent can trigger other Alphas around to want to fight or challenge Alpha.

"That nitwit got a son?" Alpha asked a bit with scowl. "Where's Lupe? She can put this child in his place."

"Child? I'm not a CHILD, old man!" Gabriel hissed getting in the Alpha's face already being temper mental like an O'Hara.

Alpha smirks, "The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, huh, brat? Speak to your elders with respect." Almost getting annoyed by the young Spider-man going into his personal space.

"Gabe, stop. We're not supposed to fight!" Billie said with a panic, having to push him away from Alpha.

"Yes! Calm down! There's children here!" Petie panics with him and Miles 2020 holding Alpha back. They knew this Spider-man have a terrible mood, and when anyone continues to push his buttons... let say it's not pretty.

"Fight. Fight! Fight!" Mariana 2020 chimes out loud.

Miles 2020 gave a look at his daughter, "Mariana, who taught you that?"

"Umm... Ummm...." She turns her head away, "I dunno."

Mariana giggles at Billie and the Omegas trying to separate Gabriel and Alpha. She turns to Miguel 928 with a wide smile, "Isn't this your job, boss?"

Gabriella nodded, "Yeah, papá! Stop them!"

"Yeah, daddy Miggy." Mimi 1015 giggles.

Miguel 928 sighs, "Alright. Alright." He went over to pull Gabriel away from the Alpha, "Aye, stop it. Challenging an emotional Alpha is the biggest mistake! Relax. Calm down!" He lecture at his variant's son.

"Hey, I'm not emotional! Just damn pissed off!" Alpha snaps.

Gabriel never felt so embarrassed by Miguel 928's hand grabbing the collar of his suit almost picking him up like a child! Billie watched with awed, "Oh wow, you're so strong, sir!" She admires Miguel's strength by the way he use one hand to pick up her friend.

The rest of the gang tries to hide their laughter at the sight. Miguel 928 with one hand on his hip while lecturing at a very tall and muscular teenager is a funny sight to see. Pavtri seek in a picture with Lyla for his blog.

Miles 2020 said to Alpha, "And you need to calm down. It's bad enough dealing with a teenage O'Hara. They are liking ticking time bombs!"

"Hey!" Gabriel scowls.

"Aye," Miguel snap his fingers at Gabriel, "that's enough. He's over there. Honestly, did your dad teach you this?"

"Well, Miguel 660 is a bit of a..." Billie trails off.

"Douchebag?" Miles 43 asked.

"Bad word!" The kids went to Miles 43 with shock. "No-no word!"

"Sorry, guys." Miles 43 giggles.

Mariana nodded, "Oh yeah, he's a massive cocky jerk! He got this big ego, thinking he's better than everyone and likes to brag how smart he is because he's a big ole' nerd!" She went on hitting jabs on Miguel 928 as well which made the rest of the gang had mix emotions. "Like we get it you can genetically modify DNA and play god. Or he thinks he's so great when all I hear nothing but a rude, cranky old man!"

The Hobies were cracking up while Jess cover her mouth. Peter bite his bottom lip while the younger Spider-heroes were shock. Miguel 928 asked, "Is that all?"

"Oh I don't mean you, sir! Your a bit different."

"A bit?" Miguel 928 asked out loud as he set down Gabriel.

"Well, he pisses off Lupe all the time!" Mariana said being bubbly.

Jess rub her chin, "Oh that's right. Those two are so bad together."

"Really. I enjoy seeing him acting like a dog to her." Alpha grins widely.

"I wouldn't be surprise if we see them soon. They were on a mission with other Spider-heroes." Jess commented.

"I'm nothing like my old man! I'm waayyyy mature." Gabriel huffs with his arms crossed.

"Sure, kid." Alpha snorted being a bit calmer with the Omegas help.

"What did you say, jackass!" Gabriel snapped.

Billies 1613 quickly stood in front of Gabriel, "Gabriel, stop it!"

"Easy man. There's kids watching." Miguel 970 placed his hand on Gabriel's left shoulder, "Callmaté." Gabriel merely grumbles while Billie 1613 tries to cheer him up.

"Don't be so upset, Gabe! I think you're a man." She hypes him up, "Hehe, you're big and tall! See I have to go on my tip toes."

"They are so cute together." Mariana said to Miles 1610.

"Yeah, they do." Miles 1610 saw the way Gabriel slouch over while Billie being preppy to cheer him up. They can be a cute couple.

Miles 42 stand between Billie and Gabriel, "Not on my watch!" Somebody got to be the older brother that ruins his little sister's crush.

Miguel 928 and Jess looks over at Alpha ranting, "And that idiot decided it was a great idea to add explosives when we didn't remove the bombs!" He mentions about Deadpool destroying on of the buildings in another world while they were trying to stop an anomaly of the Green Goblin.

Miguel 928 was pinching the bridge of his nose, "Why would he do that!"

"He's Deadpool." Jess grunts.

Petie uses his pheromones to calm Alpha down with his hands rubbing his shoulder. "What about Hobie 2020?"

This made the Hobies and other groups listen, so Miles 2020's mate is a Hobie. They wonder what was the Alpha is like and is he a Spider-man? How? Is there two or more Spider-man in Miles 2020's world.

"That one thought it was funny the place was burned to a crisp." Alpha shouted, "He literally stolen like five African masks claiming that place stolen artifacts from the ones that build America. He's always political."

The Hobies happily smiles at the annoyance of the Alpha, and Miguel 928. So they know Hobie 2020 is on their side if anything.

Miles 2020 rubs Alpha's back, "There. There, Alpha. You should be glad my husband only stolen five artifacts. He normally likes to tag and make a statement. It's a whole thing..."

"Down with the establishment!" Mariana 2020 shouted, "Papá is the best!"

"Yeah, papá is awesome!" Aaron spoke up.

Karl nodded, "Huh uh!"

Alpha grunts at Miles 2020, "Remember that you agreed to giving him pups."

"Hehehe, I'm not complaining." The dark skinned Omega giggles being proud of his pups, "They are cute. You always protect them."

"Because your Alpha is weak." Alpha grunts, seeing how Karl's hand touches his hands.

Karl gawks at the Alpha's claws, "Whoa!"

Hobie 138e held Karl giving a gentle nuzzle, "He's an alright bloke, but I'm better."

"Ah-hahaha," Karl laughs at the punker with his hands touching his face. "Papá! I'm hun-gray!"

"The baby fever is strong with the Hobies." Mariana said to the Miles who looked worried. "Good thing ya'll don't want kids!"

"And what about you?" Miles 1619 asked, "Your the female version. Haven't you met someone with a weird..." eyeing at Punk Miguel, "breeding kink!"

"Wats that?" Mayday asked Gabriella.

Gabriella didn't know what it was, but tries to use her book smarts, "Oh um... umm... hmm..." She looks up at her dad while her two hands holds Billie 1610's hands to help her walk without wobbling so much. "Papá, what's a breeding... kitty?"

"Qué?" Miguel's heart stops, then turns toward Miles 1019, "Aye, children are here! Don't bring that up!"

"But what is it?" Gerald asked.

"When you're older, Gerry. You're too young." Jess said.

Mariana giggles, "No, why? You think someone wants to give me a baby?"

"Oh, if you don't want it! Can I have your baby, Mariana!" Gabriella chimed in, "I always wanted a baby sister like Billie!"

Miguel choked up some air before coughing, "Gabriella, don't ask that!"

"Why? If she don't want it, I can have it!"

Punk Miguel said, "There's no baby, kid. It's only talk..." His mind was slowly drifting at the idea of Mariana being pregnant and being a wife. What are these thoughts? He never wanted a family or get married?

"Yeah, sorry Gabby." Mariana 1022 giggles, "But I'm sure if I got married I'll have two babies! A boy and a girl."

"I always wanted two, too... but," Miles 2020's eyes went on his triplets, "Things happen."

"Dios mio, imagine if I got triplets!" Billie 1613 chuckles getting in the conversation. "I would who would my husband be! Oh, I would like to have one boy and two girls. A nice house with a wooden picket fence, away from New York- maybe Pennsylvania. A nice neighborhood with a great school!"

Gabriel sharply inhale, "Your too young to be thinking about that! Are you crazy?"

"Awe, it's all fun! Haven't you thought about it?" Billie asked.

"No, I never liked kids or settling down." Gabriel explains, but saw Billie's big eyes staring at him, "but, if I meant the one... maybe."

"See! How many kids? Oh! You look like a boy dad. Maybe a boy or two?"

Gabriel gulps, "No... I'll be fine with triplets... a boy and two girls..." He trails off having the same reasons as Billie.

"Wow, really? Just like me. See we are the same!" Billie being clueless of Gabriel's dream to be with her.

Miguel 970 shook his head, "I would never stoop so low-" Mimi 1015 hums, "Mariana wants to live in a nice apartment in New York!"

"Yeah, with a nice community!" Mariana smiles at the two, "What about you Miguel?"

"Ummm, same..." Miguel 970 trails off.

"Wow, the same thing like me, huh?"

Mimie 1015 snickers with the other Miles, "Hehehe, the O'Haras are so out of it."

"I give them five years before anything comes out of it." Miles 1019 snorted.

Gwen said, "I'm hearing a bet going on? Okay, what's the wager?"

Pavtri chimes in, "Oh, a bet! Okay, I would totally put this on my blog and have the fans vote, too! I say, someone have to do graveyard shift for three months!"

"Ohh, I would totally want to call dibs for level eight missions." Miles 43 asked.

"Cleaning duty too!" Mimi 1015 added.

"Ohhh, those are good."

The group huddling together as they make their bets. Miguel 928 shook his head.

Peter 616 said, "Come on, Mig. They are just having fun."

"Yeah, I use to bet on you so many times." Jess said.

"Why me?" Miguel 928 being in shocked.

Petie 2010 placed his hands on his hips, "Oh really? You don't know!"

"Tsk. Tsk, Miguelito. You forget you're a handsome guy." Miles 2020 commented.

Miguel being so lost, "What? Huh?'"

Jess explains into detail, "There's so many Spider-heroes that have a crush on you. I always bet with Ben and Petra about you never noticing them. So many flirt, touch or grope your pecks and muscles. I mean, come on... you never noticed?"

"And it's always our variants, too." Peter nodded, "So many Spider-heroes wanting to be with you."

"I am offended..." Miguel finally said, "I'm not worth it.. I'm moody, grumpy and could care less-" Jess added, "Duh, I always win."

"TBH, I use to have a massive crush on Miguel 928," Mimi 1015 whispers at Miles 42 and Miles 1610, the look on their faces with mouth dropping and eyes widen. Miles 42 having a mixture of disgust.

"MIMI!" He hissed.

Mimi 1015 giggles, "What? He's so fine. A cranky moody Latino daddy! Ugh, that's like the dream!"

"Shh," Miles 1610 hushes her, "Don't let Hobie 138d hear you!"

"Mimi 1015 grins, "I'm just saying..." her voice low, "he's so damn fine."

Miles 2020 could only snicker having to hear them, then looks at Miguel 928, "Oh, there's always someone liking all this- temperamental, cranky Miguel."

"Eck, they have horrible taste." Miguel 928 commented. Mimi 1015 giggling in the background while the two Miles next to her giving her looks.

"Well, I always believe-" Jess being cut off when a metal claw hand appeared from above caressing Miles 2020's cheek, the most gentle touch with such a dangerous weapon.

"Hmm?" Miles 2020 looks up already knowing it's his Alpha. The rest of the group had their focus on the Alpha.

It was a Cyberpunk Prowler wearing black with purple accents to his black hiphop cargo pants, wearing thick black boots and thick tactical tech wear jacket with pockets and zippers. He had long locs up in a pony tail with a bit of purple dye or other gold and silver cuffs into his hair. Some of his dreadlocks are loose on his shoulders. His eyes being covered by black futuristic glasses.

"Darling," His voice a bit deeper but curious at his mate, "Why are my lads holding mi pups?"

Miles 2020 smirks being amused, "What took you so long, bae?"

"OMG, is that a Prowler Hobie!" Pavtri said out loud being so in shock. He had heard Prowler Hobies, but never seen one. This one looked so cool in person.

The Prowler had a wire line attach to his right metal claws as a grappling line. He slowly got down, having to move his wrist to have the wire line rewired back into his claws. This Hobie stood being the same height as Miguel 298 and Alpha 2010, with a wide broad chest being so well fit under all his thick outfit.

"PAPA!" His triplets smells his scent being super excited for him.

"Hello, darlings." He said to his children with his glasses disappeared from his face showing off an adult version of Hobart Brown.

Miles 1610's had no words, this man is clearly handsome. Hobie 2020 had a goatee, his face more masculine with all his subtle baby fat gone, those dark eyes intense sharp shape of an Alpha. Oh yes, he's one fine ass man, even Miles 42 had to turn away to avoid his bashful lip bitting. "Luv, what are you gawking at?" Hobie 138b went over to his darling Sunflower.

"Um.. Umm," Miles 1610's mouth watered, "Nothing!"

Miles 2020 laughs at the other Miles trying to keep their composer. "Bae, you got my variants sweating."

"Oh?" He grins widely showing off his canines making the Miles' heart pound against their chest, and body weak in the knees. "And he got fangs! Oh lawd!" Miles 43 shouted.

Miles 1019 lick his lips, "He's too damn fine."

All of their partners became pleased yet jealous. They felt as if they never had their partners like that before. "Papa!" Mariana 2020 shouted with joy.

"Hello, my lil anarchist." Hobie 2020 spotted his daughter in the see of Hobies.

"Hehe!" Mariana 2020 happily giggles.

(Part 6)

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nightguide · 2 months ago

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get new friends

don't bring your exes back.

walked through hell - Anson Seabra

his dickography

'what if' is now plural followed by the leader crawling up to the yummy pink sweet thing on the right, like Finn has no neck (case of situation)

Ned (Pushing Daisies) infamously carries a sweet legacy, so the piemaker has a crippling sensation for Harlem Lima (now Chuck) who made it all up (Doctor Who) that made no sense to River Song til now, like she does not care anymore hence Tree Trunks is the only mammal in the Candy Kingdom served the Queen Bubblegum become River Song's legacy to the Marvel universe (yes, it's gone global but dare i mention the blind lawyer and y'all flip your minds). Tree Trunks is Ned who went on a cryo-sleep via his own powers to meet River Song in 'another life' (he's an experimentalist in his own universe connected to PB via Olive Snook)

Jesse St. James before he became Rogue (like he has an arc of his own on Hocus Pocus but that was time where Pushing Daisies has an ulterior effect on what sarcastic kids can do if they grew up and trust me, i loved CN more than anybody to be a heartbreaker rn like that is easily said and done if you seen my face at some point in time like you knew me x2)

damn, Candy Kingdom is made out of River's true personality that even celebrities are in on this which is why River shows up like a ghost in between the party, like fuuuuuuuuccckkkkkkk. Keanu Reeves

screenshotting a pfp nowadays is what is called a cartoon reflex so is an autistic person's narrative inside their head the entire time if 'talk or you're dead' and you're making sure intuition travels faster than the speed of light that even common sense is now awarded to someone who dares to think straight, like that is a narrow minded altruistic thinker in a cartoon in his own world asking about a death of a Creme Puff for a thought he can never have so that was Princess Bubblegum he tried to 'slay' but he never had it so a zombie apocalypse happened in an intuitive breakdown happened twice and who actually won it? so applied my cartoon physics, the bright colours display what the autistic bunch don't have (their happiness) so eating cartoon (the candy kingdom) is them eating it by roasting the VA for Finn for delaying his personal promise to Princess Bubblegum as much as Ice King carrying it on, so Finn delayed everybody elses dreams except his own toxic masculinity cuz he dreamed poorly and let everybody down that even PW hated being on the show himself (hence why he voiced LSP) who is actually true to his character much like his life being swapped for the GoT and HotD being the same direction as Daemon Targaryen (Finn in real life) ending a situation if he never had the chance, so for the first time, Shada actually made it up and let the creators (CN public) write on his honour of being a people pleaser (rule of the influencer via wealth which is why creators were let down in CN to make valid toons made for the human mind than heart for being (evidence) than making a throne for death on the mind (actually serving a mental God (Keanu Reeves) than taking the shahada for the first time than seeing everybody else get happier with a thought than a feeling (why i roast Selena Gomez too hardly is that she cannot even sing yet provides shitty reasons to exist than reason her acting pointless (AT drama of the same asexual relationship for the same person who denied them the first time with reason with everybody liking 'the hero' for squat. they don't exist and they are shitty people in real life, get new friends or dump ur ex-narc on ur mobile rn

the guy next to the boombox is Keanu Reeves, music is considered unholy in the CK til Reeves wanted to hear it for himself, which is why everybody is surprised all of a sudden and Finn denied it, so ultimately, his thought-radius on the Matrix was all just an Adventure Time fan-fic

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he does not get it the first time hence his denial and hence my blog cuz i know he's intuitively reading it rn

my juicy ass and yours. Nbe

do you know how tarot is made? yeah, you seen yourself get beaten up for a reason (hence why Spanish lore has it if created then offer it to children and not to old men because they will find conversation in anything that it is so hard to ignore a laughing saviour at the end) so question why everything is created before meeting your curse

'find out about what Finn'

and you knew why

why the eyes have alternate smiley faces on a alpaca pinata is why you're blind to belief, so you did it now, Finn and now you're alienated for the same reason why you met the devil in tissue paper (like you did not need to harm the unreasonable world of creation before realising that world is physically real) like there is no real realisation in why hearts break after thinking about the world in believing you're the same in wonder or thought so that was personal on everybody else after the voice actor leaves the booth, there is no 'OK boomer' in everything if you think your demons leave it better than you or than for the society you really wish to eat, so stop harassing the situation on the no and let go

dead candy is a date fruit

the answer is a masturbation technique, so he has to think before he acts before breaking a simple question made up to give a clue to the viewer so a spanish lead (Selena Gomez) could actually raise the bar by being pretentious about the same thing (my Dad likes a mathematician) which is how answers are found intuitively for Shada to give a shit (actually broke the Muslim royal code of honour in real life, womp womp) broken by a spanish musician speaking english he never asked for (his type) so why?

Justin Bieber is a better mathematics guy than any celebrity can be (his hidden talent) says his Mom, royally

write your angel numbers backwards, you're onto something

Pendleton Ward has his name on the Nobel Prize for nuclear physics on alternate travel elsewhere (teleportation techniques not even assholes (witches of horror for the faint hearts) can access) so Selena, 🖕

lies are accessed without Selena's proven type (someone who can actually tell her off for existing and it works) so she needed a math brat with no heart to reject ill pain by abusing the poor to get nothing back because it was somebody else's work (they created the world she lived in before getting kicked out) so Selena lived in OOO royally before pissing off Princess Bubblegum off since men cannot die living the same way before orgasming off to a lady (men can never be a cat but women always are) like dogs men are to the bone which is how Islam forbids her to break Gomez's plans off in a family circuit of all (her family lives in OOO for free since she wanders off in her own shit show scenario in theory, so i got Shada back on Earth for Gomez doing it to Bieber twice (internet feud with Hayley) and had her teleported to OOO for... free, resident body hosted is how video games meta-universe can relax now (Wreck-It Ralph knew too much about her hate mail that they made it up to create the hero working day and night for everything she never had (one woman knowing for all humanity)

that's Shada's realisation (second time) orgasm. men can't. literally never since bubblegum guards throwing flames was purely immaterial for sugar to melt caramel so decently that even powder physics lie for shellac to burst into flames (chinese animators doing it for the sake of science which is how Shada let Muslim women grow up for the girl of his dreams making sense of animation physics bio-metrically for other scientists to believe in me (parent fashion following)

'4444' before realising an answer back to black is hyper-dynamo to create 'talking is real' without fear taking you over, so you doing science with PB is animated layout to peaceful adventuring alone with friends you made up along the way (objects in canon expression denotes similarity to your life as omnipotent elsewhere)

she abused magic, so add another 4 followed by written 4 on the chalkboard to create the decorpsinator serum, so always add the users 4 to imitate life as beauty upon peace so it's 4444444 (7 numbers per angel number is cartoon network, so you're always alive inside and out for a spanish demon to be locked in, hence why the end times signs were too much on the autistic bunch- Neurodivergents are live now since they were the dead angels talking)

her answer is 4.18 (new circumference on the circle adding inches on the clock according to the round table physics via Lancelot)

focus on the bee and not the butterfly if Pendleton Ward wants you to figure out his grandmaster equation (the Queen's Gambit) is how you outrank him on world championships on the intel-psylocke X-Men radius he calls Rogue.

you found the guy who has been shortcutting your TV license joke from Lee Evans in your algorithm by now for the last fck to give in the UK, now residentially evicted

i dont see Britney Spears making a London residence than seeing your tonal outbreak happening in your occultist practices in your seance concerts you now call Sea-bra for Seanc-bra

go figure your cringe elsewhere

#this is how fundamental human laboratories work #stress til ya get it right #functional depression is not depression at all but a good ol whack in the back #my mom does not like you but WHO WILL OWN CANADA FOR THE LAST TIME IS ME. ME. I WILL NOW CLICK THE STAND BY AND EVERYBODY PAYS THEIR BILLS #adventure time #i dont make sense #going to different thoughts inside veronicas head #with me that good and you the human #i dont forget you ever living in my life this time

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