#jersey girl

[spoiledbratblog]

#fashion #blackgirlluxury #shoelover #jerseygirl #itgirl #vintage

[foxyroxysblog]

got back dermals!!

[jerseydaddy2001]

Can we talk about how much I love the feeling of pushing into a girl the first time. Not the first time ever. I mean the first time that day. Before I make her sloppy wet and stretched from my thick cock. I mean we are finally alone in the hotel room and our families have no idea where we are or what we are doing, probably think we are at work not fucking like teenagers. How her hole stretches and her breath catches at the feeling. How I can make her moan by slowly pulling out and pushing in deeper and deeper each time until I finally bottom out inside her. How they always moan and wrap their legs around me and they get this smile from feeling so full.

[vvixxverrlice]

Here’s my view askewniverse DVDs & CDs (so far)!!

[batfleckgifs]

JERSEY GIRL (2004) Dir. Kevin Smith

[neutron669]

In love with LOISPLZ

[unknownknowns]

Jersey’s Finest SZA Double Cheeked Up On A Monday. The Cakes Looking Immaculate

[marvelousmerylstreep]

don’t mess with meryl streep

[merylqueenstreep]

“We have pretty significant floaters right now, but it doesn’t stop us from seeing so many middle fingers peppered in both the upper mezzanine and orchestra section. It’s just unbelievably rude." “We’re talking about you, Meryl Streep. We see you." *Will Ferrel, Ana Gasteyer

[injunjoeisticklish]

There's some good ones in the Garden State!

[bellabaxter2023]

my yellowjackets theory is that the woods is a metaphor for new jersey

[foxyroxysblog]

jersey girl up in this bitch

[jerseydaddy2001]

Having a girl like you as a live in free use toy. Someone gorgeous and young, who loves wearing nothing or next to it around the house. Keeps herself fit and smelling good, waxed so you don’t need to shave.

We get up in the morning, and even though I leave for work before you, you accompany me to the shower every morning regardless. I set the water to your temp, and we both get in trading kisses and hugs as we wake up. I turn you around and wash your hair for you, lovingly applying conditioner and making sure it’s perfect for my perfect princess. You use your body to help soap me up as I wash my hair, small delicate hands making sure my cock and balls are clean. We kiss passionately before you get out and wrap yourself in a towel to wait for me as I rinse.

When I get out, I find you in position on the counter: legs spread open, fingers making sure you are ready for me. I towel off and come stand in front of you, my cock slowly pushing inside your perfection. Taking me to the hilt, you lazily stroke your clit as you watch me shave, squeezing me keeping me hard. When I’m done, I bend over and kiss you, telling you you are my perfect girl. I feel your lips smile as I kiss you and I start to finally thrust in and out. A moan escapes your lips, and you beg me to cum. You know I always want you to cum, multiple times, and always make sure your kitten purrs for me but today I have to get to work and you want this for me.

“Please Daddy, don’t worry about me. Make me cum tonight. Use me. I’m yours and yours alone. Use my hole don’t worry about me today, please. It’s ok Daddy. I’ll feel you drop out all day and will be ready to cum as soon as you get home.”

You feel my thrusts change. A little more force. Slower but harder, deeper. I kiss you. Ask if you are sure. You know I know how to make you cum instantly. I want nothing more than to make you happy.

You wrap your legs around me, pulling me in, running your fingernails across my body, “Yes Daddy. Use my pussy. Cum in me. Please.”

That’s what does it. The please. I sink all the way inside and unload against your cervix, kissing you as I moan out orgasm. We kiss some more before you reach behind yourself revealing a surprise: your largest plug. As I pull out, you quickly push it into your pussy, “to keep all your cum in me today. I want to feel full of you all day Daddy.”

You get off the counter, and suck our juice off my cock, “gotta make sure Daddy is clean” you whisper to me, before I get dressed.

When I get out of the shower, I find my lunch ready on the counter and my coffee in your hands. You kiss me again as I leave for work.

[bantuotaku]

He who is reluctant to recognize me is against me

Frantz Fanon

[soupy-sez]

JERSEY GIRL (1992) dir. David Burton Morris

[weirdoinafunkyhat]

I'm going to be honest here, and it may not be a popular opinion, but I wish Kevin's other films got as much mainstream love and/or attention as his viewaskew ones do. Personally I think quite a few of them are gems, but it's hard to find a reactions to say Jersey Girl, Zack and Miri, or Red State. Like Tusk is the closest you get outside of the view askewniverse.