#jeremy clarkson farm

[zillygoose]

HEAR ME OUT.

[princeloww]

my dad seems to have fallen in love with jeremy clarkson. this is a little bit alarming. he has been binge watching clarksons farm nonstop for three days. it is 1am. he hasn't noticed i'm here because he's so hypnotised by jeremy clarkson

[ms-neens]

"Jeremy Clarkson's Le Seeeyydeeee" painting by me. ♥︎

This painting is for my friend Zach, who's the owner of the Grand Tour's original and one and only Mitsuoka Le Seyde from "Eurocrash", and if that isn't enough, it's also for Jeremy Clarkson himself! Only three big prints of it are in existence so far (one's for me hehe). So if you spot a copy of that painting at a car show, or maybe even somewhere at the farm, please think of me! ^◡^

As mentioned before, by measuring 100cm by 70cm it took me an eternity to draw all the small details. I also had to come up with a rather dark background to let the car itself, the candelabras and the lights shine. I decided it should be a warm autumn evening at Clarkson's Farm. Lovely friends told me this might be my most realistic portrait of Jeremy so far. Thank you! ♡

-> Download in big size

Close up screenshots, so you can spot some details:

[skyhighdisco]

Jezza trying his best to wrap James a bottle of Diddly Squat gin because he knows he liked it

for @itsduckinghard, to battle J/J deprivation 🤍

[oscahpitlane]

"Even I can see in the reverse shot he's cocked it up."

Aka Oscar spending 40+ minutes trying to park a tractor.

[fuckyeahjeremyclarkson]

Jeremy has now opened his pub, The Farmer's Dog, and unsurprisingly, it has been insanely popular. The pub has been his solution to the problem of West Oxfordshire District Council closing the restaurant in the old barn on Diddly Squat Farm. It will showcase local produce, including Hawkstone beers and locally raised food. His mission is to ensure as much of the menu is produced in the UK as possible in a bid to help boost local farmers (although he admits the quinine in the tonic water has to come from further afield).

But amid all the pub-related chat, it seems his former (I will never get used to that) Grand Tour colleagues are never too far from his thoughts...

[buckevantommy]

..yeh. 🫠

[thehappyvet]

Jeremy Clarkson: My VeT bIlL cAmE tO hOw MuCh?!?!?!

Jeremy Clarkson: *spends thousands and thousands of pounds on every possible component of his farming system, including random gadgets, hovercrafts, and a Lamborghini tractor*

[cheeseknives]

[lordwilde]

Racing driver Lucca Allen on Clarksons Farm Season 3. He is the son of Irish celebrity chef Rachel Allen, grandson of chef and food writer Darina Allen, great grandson of the late Myrtle Allen, a Michelin star winning chef.

[possiblyunhinged]

Right, I need to know how many of these farmers voted to leave the EU. In fact, I think it should be a prerequisite before they nuzzle out from Jeremy Clarkson's zipper and spout their rhetoric.

Honestly, it's exhausting seeing the coverage this gets in publications that support Brexit. It's thanks to their platforming of misinformation and lies that the farming industry has been well and truly fucked over.

(FYI a poll in 2016 found that 58% of farmers voted for Brexit and many cited a desire to lessen that pesky bureaucracy, and instead... voted for trade barriers, changes to their subsidies, and labour shortages)

[nielsmichiels]

Well i've started watching season 3 of Clarkson's Farm and i already have a meme in episode 1.

PS I made and posted this meme while i was watching episode 1, the ending of that episode just crushed me emotionally.

[ms-neens]

Yesterday was my birthday and I was gifted a real piece of Grand Tour history, which I must share with you. ♡

This is Jeremy Clarkson's Le Seyde's (as seen in "Eurocrash") number plate, a crystal from the candelabras and a piece of fabric of its interior. ♥︎

I recently have drawn a painting for my friend Zach, who's the owner of Jeremy's car and he sent me this awesome present! I will treasure it forever!

As my big sized painting is still in production, I will keep you updated in case I get a message back from Jeremy...I'm really interested if he likes it...and if he can find a place big enough to hang it on the wall! ^◡^

[skyhighdisco]

Dog owners be like

[liverpool-enjoyer]

my bestie n i's obsession w jeremy clarkson needs to be studied,,, like we are objectively NOT the target audience but we spend an absurd amount a time watching top gear n clarksons farm

[fuckyeahjeremyclarkson]

This is how you use your platform for good.