#bro SHUT UP

[ddeck]

Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Out Foxed

by Rob Valois, 2008

[sunrizef1]

*Extremely loud incorrect buzzer*

[wosol0ver]

Patri: gets her foot stomped on

Commentator: she flopped

Caro: gets tripped

Commentator: she flopped

[thequietkid-moonie]

I just want to know if we all agree on this

If you not shut up, im an expert in this you not

Laios from Dungeon Meshi is autistic af and im not hearing otherwise!

We all know it, right? Non of us is blind and delusional enough to try to deny it, right???

[caffeinated-rat-bastard]

I hear something purring but it's not my cat so who tf is purring

[dubiouslycanon]

More DirkJake cannibalism please. More DirkJake violence please. More ultDirkJake please. More freaky DirkJake please. More DirkJake please.

[ash-and-starlight]

cosmo & wanda please make my ai enthusiast coworkers explode

[martyrdoll]

blocking anyone with "delulu" in their url

[thehappyvet]

Jeremy Clarkson: My VeT bIlL cAmE tO hOw MuCh?!?!?!

Jeremy Clarkson: *spends thousands and thousands of pounds on every possible component of his farming system, including random gadgets, hovercrafts, and a Lamborghini tractor*

[carnage-cathedral]

loud meowing from the backrooms

[natssillygirlfriend]

why is someone on instagram mad that they added “random girls” to the yellowjackets cast….like girl they arent random i remember them from season one 😭 also apparently me typing question marks like “???” and capitalizing a word like THIS for emphasis means im taking it seriously? IM NOT THE ONE CALLING ADDING RANDOM GIRLS DISTRACTING AND COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING RESEARCH FOR A SHOW

anyways how’s everyones day?

[joellalovestoread]

”but we’re cognatesssss”

have a feeling fitzy won’t be pulling that one too often anymore since what happened in Stellarlune 😶

[dubiouslycanon]

JIRK is better then DirkJake

Okay so I’m running a 103 degree fever and have covid, I can’t move or even really type. But as I lay lamenting I was struck by how fucking awful and uncreative DirkJake is as a ship name.

In Homestuck we have fucking banger ship names like Rosemary, cottoncandy, and even fucking random ass ones like pufferfish. And yet we supporters of one of the most popular HS ship are stuck with on of the most god awful boring first name combos?? DirkJake was the best we could come up with??? I won’t let that stand.

I’m Just SAYING that JIRK pronounced like Jerk is funny as hell and sort of fits their dynamic. There is no way this hasn’t been a thing before and I don’t get why it hasn’t caught on because it’s so much funnier than DirkJake. And JIRK also opens up DAKE to be a valid DirkJake substitute and that’s arguably even funnier than JIRK.

Okay I need to go take some NyQuil. I may come back later to either add to this and add to why I’m right and a genius, or to publicly denounce my association with JIRK. 50/50 shot.

Thank you @thedanceofthorns you’re a real day 1 JIRKer. You’re a true Dake.

[coffeekaspbrak]

why are tiktok queers so obsessed with policing identity i have seen like 5 posts today about who can and cannot call themselves a lesbian… just let people live bro

[teknikolor-walters]

let's kill that stupid rabbit

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

I just looked at the notes for that ghost bracket thing and that was a Mistake. People are saying horrible things about Ghostbur :’(