#jenkem

[shiftythrifting]

The most concerning thing I've found on marketplace in a hot minute

[books-apples-socks]

you guys have to see this

[streetpiracy]

People Doing A Thing

[kfcmurderchxx]

[jeffalessandrelli]

Do you feel that words have become less valuable in the recent past? I was reading your book and you had a line that said “GQ pays $7,000 for a feature.” I was like, no one’s paying $7,000 for a feature these days.

I don’t think so. I think my answer is, it’d be absurd for me to be upset or concerned about it. Language is going to go whatever direction it wants to go in, regardless of how the fuck I feel about it, whether I think words are important or not.

That’s very Wittgenstein of you. [Laughs] True. Same with skateboarding. The kids are going to decide where skateboarding goes. I gave up giving a shit about that a long time ago too.

Reading and writing are a part of your education and open doors for you and make you smarter. So it would definitely make me sad if words were less valued. I’m more worried about the planet that the words are on. I mean, I don’t know if words are really going to make any difference if the planet’s not here in 20 years.

[funnyfollower]

Digital Jenkem

[thedeliblog]

#531 A legjobb slappy deszkás a világon | Abe Bethel

videó: 05:13 perc

Abe Bethel-ről sem a gördeszkás ipar píár szakembereitől hallhat az ember. Sosem volt pro vagy szponzorált, pedig padka tudása a végtelenségik csiszoltnak tűnik. Inkább híres deszkás haverjai emlegetik sorra a “legjobb slappy deszkást a világon”. Abe Bethel, hölgyeim is uraim.

A Jenkem magazin ült le vele beszélgetni, hogy a nagyérdemű számára szélesebb körben is ismertté tegye.

Korábban i is lehoztuk, a szintén nem sok rivaldafényt kapott, A VIDEÓ-t, amely egy közel 4 perces tömény padka deszkázás idősebb pro arcok és tonnányi mennyiségű viasz bevonásával.

Következő cikkünkben még rugózunk egy kicsit a témán, de addig is:

forrás: Jenkem

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

Thing that came to me even though I know nothing of Konrad: Konrad: *Receives vision of being brutally murdered by what appears to be a mutated to hell and back Sanguinius* Konrad: Huh so I'm going to die to- wait a minute, is that Sanguinius? Why does he look that? Is that one of his sons ...? No, no, too big to be that, what the fuck am I looking at..? Why does he have fangs the length of my forearm? And what- *Konrad, slowly realizing where he is* Konrad: ....I huffed too much sewer gas again didn't I...? The Nurgling, high as shit across from him: *Nods sagely*

[maliciousindungeon]

heres todays reminder to fallout fans that jet IS jenkem. a teenager synthesized poop fumes into meth and now everyone in the wasteland is addicted to an inhaler full of poop. some greasy little boy said "huff this fart for more AP" and post-nuclear-war american society went fucking crazy.

[wormsinfilm]

Worms in television: TV 8 Kids' Fun Festival [1996-2004]

Also known as Pink Morning Cartoon for the Youtube upload's title before the real title of the show was known, this animated short "Spring" aired on public access television, and features a variety of bugs, including this lovely worm at the end.

4/10, it may be winter as I type this, but for this worm, everything's coming up spring 👍

[earlicking]

Angela White for Jenkem Mag with a brand new Sony VX1000 (2025)

[ratfuck]

they refused to give me the medical jenkem card despite my debilitating chronic masturbation

[tussive]

Elon was on that jenkem imo.

[betterskatethannever]

2024 best of

best parts

Joseph Campos - Shocking Moments Caught on Video / QuickStrike / Shot on Location

Tiago Lemos - City Soldier / Sure Shot / Intervals

Rowan Davis - Bin Kicker / Reckon That's Fine

Nick Matthews - QuickStrike / Turbo Island / Cross Contamination / Antihero x Nike

Ben Lawrie - HODDLE NO PLACE LIKE HOME / Real Street 2024 / Internet Birthday ep 2

Jamie Foy - BHADW2 / Honeymoon / Intervals / Charred Remains

Martino Cattaneo - Where is Tom?

Brian O'Dwyer - BHADW2 / EVERGREEN

Ville Wester - Nike

Oski Rozenberg - Red Shark

Shin Sanbongi - EVERYTHING IS NORMAL

Daan Van Der Linden - Turbo Island / Cross Contamination / QuickStrike / Nike x Antihero

Didrik Galasso - QuickStrike / Uneven / Ace / DIDRIKO

Gabriel Summers - Zero No White Flag

Nikolai Piombo - adidas XP

Antonio Durao - QuickStrike / OD

Eddie Cernicky - EVERGREEN

Tanner Burzinski - THE PROFESSIONAL

Lazer Crawford - Joslin & Lazer

Julius Rohrberg - DANCER

Fran Molina JACKER - RUSH

best full-lengths

Nike SB - QuickStrike

New Balance Numeric - Intervals

Antihero - Turbo Island / Cross Contamination x Thrasher / x Nike

GLORY: The Legend of Dime

Toy Machine - REAL LIFE SUCKS

VANS EU - Where is Tom?

BAKER HAS A DEATHWISH 2

Polar - I Don't Even Know How to F***ing Airwalk

Converse CONS - EVERGREEN

Primitive DAYDREAM / WILDFIRE

Erased GLOW

JACKER - RUSH

Polar - EVERYTHING IS NORMAL

Traffic - It's Completely Fine

Dickies - HONEYMOON

best independents

Austin Bristow - Portiions

Paul Young - Down By Law

Ben Chadourne - I THINK ONE MORE MAYBE

Tor Strom - Hygge Abroad

Fritte Soderstrom - Jante 9:19 / Jante 8:33

Davonte Jolly NECESSARY EVIL 003

Pedro Orsi TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR FISHEYE

HITTOPP "I Survived 500 Days Filming The Worst Skate Video Ever"

Grey Area - Lack of Coolness

Tomas Morrison - JUICE

best transition

Archer Braun - Doom Sayers

Kieran Woolley - OJ best of

Jesse Lindloff - PROJs

Adam Hopkins - Bacon

Hugo Montezuma - Blood Wizard

best promo/squad/medium-length/tour

Internet Birthday ep 2 Ishod, Rowan, Brass & Ben / ep 3 Dunedin NZ

GX1000 - Your Favorite Things / Yabai / Japan 2024

ASICS - Week in Wooville / NEXT VIBRANT SCREENTEST / ASICSeuroHD (quadrennium) / Jenkem Asics in NYC

Atlantic Drift - Vienna to Budapest

Helas - ONE MORE MIXTAPE

PLAYER - UNLOCK THE GAME

Tyshawn SOTY trip

Limo - 8 / MONTREAL / 50 Flower

HUF Japan Tour Meltdown

Pocket - HEIMSPIEL tour 2024 / Southbound / OKINAWA

Fodas - Santa Cruz EU in Lisbon

SK8 Skates - BRAZYLAND

youtube playlists: best of 2024 (100) great vids 2024 (557)

[energyprison]

fallout lets you take all the super jenkem you want but the cigarettes are just junk items. okay