#jemyouh0rnybeast

[toraks]

jemyouh0rnybeast

Goodness me I've been following Dana for so long now! in fact, so long that sometimes her tag line for answered asks (no one cares Dana jeez) just pops up in my head at random intervals of the day, because I have been following her for THAT long

but anyway her blog is flawless

[sebastianmorgensterns]

;lgksdfg;slfg;lasldkf DANA DO YOU REMEMBER THIS? Screen printing it because it's staying in my inbox forever

[bluesganseys]

So I decided to do a little The Mortal Instruments and The Infernal Devices follow forever, because this fandom is begining to really grow and it's so nice and fun to see a new, great fandom emerge. And everyone is so talanted as well! Here is a list of fantastic TMI/TID related blogs that I love and who deserves a follow, so check them out! :) injacesandwillspants | thelastofthemorgensterns | clarissa-herondale | jemyouh0rnybeast | williamcarstairs | infernaldarkinstruments | mlightwood | littlemorgenstern | willmorgenstern | jemisnothingbutgoodness | theherondaleboys | city-of-shadow-hunters | jemismyparabatai | youarethelightinside | fuckyeahthemortalinstruments | tmisource | clarissawayland | fuckyeahclaryfray | and of course the queen herself cassandraclare

I will probably add to this list later. 

[angel-gidget]

Tumblr Crushes:

wonderarity

shadowhunted

a-million-little-paper-cuts

zombiepeas

jemyouh0rnybeast

dollyrose09

firefly20ffm

ealperin

andysar

[richardgansey]

Tumblr Crushes/Follow wednesday:

jeishamarie

julianblackthorn

jemyouh0rnybeast

seraphbladesandwitchlight

anna-andthefrenchkiss

mlightwood

theflyingmockingjay

hardtoseeup

midnightclock

[hasekyan]

... these lovely people make my dashboard perfect.

Karen's follow forever (in no particular order):

jemyouh0rnybeast | infernaldarkinstruments | jemismyparabatai | williamcarstairs | littlemorgenstern | runesandsteles | herondale-appreciation | cityofclockworkartifices | remimiprimus | stclair-s | warriorsoftheangel | theflyingmockingjay | niklauswerewolfson | loveisnottodestroy

[ranster]

The Tagging Game

This tag is to get to know the person behind the blog better. As with any tagging game there are rules:

Tagged by Isabelle-lightwood!

Rule 1 - Post the rules. Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones. Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post. Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them. Here we go:

1) If you could wish anything in world, what it would be?

Holy chiz, this is actually a pretty hard question... I guess I just want everyone to be happy in some way or another. For hate, prejudice, and scorn to stop--to live in peace with everyone. Yeah that would be my wish: Peace. 

2) Who is the person you love the most?

Probably my parents. And my best friends. (i cannot choose one).

3) If you could be any fictional character, who you would be?

Another hard question. Maybe Tessa because she has Will and Jem pinning after her... But then again I wouldn't want to be in her position on having to choose. Okay, maybe... Four/Tobias because he's just so badass and amazing. Or Magnus Bane, because i'll be a warlock, i'll get to live forever, and i get to have sex with Alec (naughty i know).

4) And why?

Ahh! see this is why i need to start reading ahead when answering questions. (i answered this in question three! :3).

5) What’s your favorite song?

Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden.

6) You have a superpower. What you can do?

I would love to be able to read minds, like Charles Xavier. That would be crazy cool.

7) What was the first book you ever read?

Oh sweet baby jesus, uhm... Green Eggs and Ham?

8) Favorite quote of a tv show.

"Did I do thaaaaat?" Urkle. Gotta love him.

9) What you like the most about tumblr?

The friends that i have made are truly amazing.

10) Do you have any enemies?

Uhh, i probably have some that i'm not aware of...

11) The world is ending. What are you gonna do?

Cry. like legit, i will be on the floor sobbing. Now my questions: 1) Where is the number one place you want to visit in the world? 2) Who is your best friend? 3) What is your all time favorite book? 4) What book has made you cry your bloody eyes out? 5) What is your favorite ice cream flavour? 6) What is your favorite movie? 7) What's your favorite song? 8) If you could have any man in the world, who would you pick? 9) And why? 10) If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would you pick? 11) Cats or Dogs? (i so ran out of things to ask...ahaha)

[clockworkarmy]

I got tagged by herondale-appreciation

This tag is to get to know the person behind the blog better. As with any tagging game there are rules:

Rule 1 - Post the rules.

Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.

Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post.

Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them.

My questions:

1) Cats or dogs?

Dogs definitely.

2) Name your top favourite otp

Oh shit man, well there's WillxTessa which actually makes my stomach hurt I ship it so much, theres PeetaxKatniss which is an absolutely perfect ship, JacexClary too, that drives me crazy.

3) Name a TV series you hate but everyone else seem to love it

Glee. I just don't understand.

4) What’s your favourite colour?

Purple. Not a crazy grape purple, but a nice one. Also a blue that is very difficult to explain.

5) If you could travel back in time, where would you go and why?

I think it would be incredible to observe roman time, like gladiatiors and stuff, or dinosaur time without being eaten alive; or even Olde scotland.

6) Who would you pick as a parabatai?

In real life? or from the books? Cause if it's from real life then it would probably be Bailey who is my bet friend or this guy Robbie. I want to be his friend so bad. or duke, him too.

7) What’s your favourite band?

I have like 18329075 favourite bands so I'll name some. Paramore, Rise Against, Breaking Benjamin, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Florence + the Machine, Panic at the Disco, A Day to Remember...

8) Do you believe in an afterlife?

To some extent, yes.

9) What’s your age?

I'm 14.

10) Do you have any brothers or sisters?

A younger brother (11), a younger sister (9), an older step-sister (18), and an older step brother (20-something)

11) What’s your favourite food?

I just love a lot of food. lots and lots of food.

MY QUESTIONs

1) If you were stranded on an Island and you could bring anyone, who would it be?

2) Would you say that you are a fast reader?

3) If your could dye your hair, what colour would it be?

4) Favourite country?

5) Something that you'd hate to admit to other people.

6) Grilled cheese?

7) Can you touch your toes to your head?

8) How often do you dream?

9) What makes your laugh? Like piss-yourself-laugh out loud-holy shit im dying here-getting abs type laugh?

10) Favourite female celebrity?

11) Concerts your want to go to 

[makomoris]

Doing the tag thing~  I was tagged by: Dana, Sarah, Bree, Anna, and Akky. I think that's it, so sorry if I missed any o.O  

Rule 1 - Post the rules. Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones. Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post. Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them.

Dana's questions: 

One Direction. Thoughts?  I don't really have that many thoughts to do with them tbh. I don't really care one way or another, I don't mind they're music, and they seem like alright guys, I just haven't got into them. However I do have basically every 1d related thing blacklisted just cause it's not my thing and it's basically constantly on my dash. 

Favourite TMI/TID character? Will. Idek, maybe I just like the whole ~tortured soul~ guy, but I just adore him in every way. Although tbh, I'm like that with most of the TID characters, cause it's just perfection. 

Least favourite?  Probably Maureen. She was just annoying and seemed kind of irrelevant. 

One otp to rule them all. I can't pick just one so I'll give you my top three, as in my otps of otps. James and Lily, Serena/Usagi/Sailor Moon and Darien/Mamoru/Taxedo Kamen, and Ichigo and Rukia. 

Favourite band/artist?  Of all time? Probably The Beatles, Mayday Parade or Something Corporate. Of the moment? I'm on a Best Before kick because they're breaking up and that makes me sad, cause I adore them so ;-; 

Preferred Super-power? The ability to travel anywhere in the world in an instant. 

Hogwarts house? (Pottermore or self-decided) Ravenclaw. (Pottermore decided, but I agree. Although interestingly (well I found it interesting) I've done the pottermore sorting twice, and both times at the end of the questions I've had the choice between Slytherin and Ravenclaw. (I didn't realise that not every one had to choose between two houses, most people just got put in one.) I find it interesting because I can definitely see that, I show traits of both, but I pick Ravenclaw cause that's what I would've done if I was actually at Hogwarts. Yes.) 

Paste the last thing you copied here:  http://arrogant-toerag.tumblr.com

Favouritesong? Konstantine - Something Corporate. (Nine minutes and thirty five seconds of perfection tbh.)

Do you like waffles?  They're not as common over here (I think) so I haven't had them all that often, but yes I really like waffles. 

Just write something random here, I'm not creative and I should be studying.  Omg, have I mentioned recently how much I enjoy you? 

Sarah's questions:

A fandom you could not live without?  The Jily/marauder fandom.  

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.  As much as it felt like doing, because I'm all for not forcing woodchucks to do things they don't want to. 

Favourite Greek God? Ganymede. Although I've never been sure as to whether that's because I like his story or at the time we were doing Greek mythology in History we were doing Space in Science and Ganymede is my favourite of Jupiter's Galilean moons. 

Knock, Knock?  Who's there? The Doctor. Doctor Who? Correct. 

Favourite Avenger?  Hawkeye. omg all the Hawkeye feelings man. 

If you had to see life only seeing one colour, which colour would it be?  Wait, do we get to see different shades, cause otherwise that could get awkward? I'd just be running into things. SORRY I COULDN'T TELL YOU APART FROM EVERYTHING ELSE. Um but really I have no idea? Different shades of Blue? 

Are you my mummy?  Yes, Sarah. I am. 

Your favourite blog. (Other than mine of course ;D) Oh damn, you took away my top choice ;) Ugh no but how can I even answer that though? There are so many blogs I adore and I have different favourites for everything. WHY WOULD YOU PUT ME IN THIS POSITION? I CAN'T MAKE DECISIONS. I'M SO INDECISIVE. I THINK MY BRAIN IS GOING TO EXPLODE. 

Will silence fall when the question is asked?  Obvs. 

Favourite Harry Potter book and movie? Favourite book is probs Order of the Phoenix, favourite movie is Prisoner of Azkaban. 

Life's inspiration?  I don't really have one? Like, I get inspired by everything around me in  different ways. I don't have one leading, guiding inspiration. 

Bree's questions: 

Favourite Harry Potter couple?  I bet you have no idea what mine is... 

Who is your favourite Beatle?  Ringo's nose. (I say this partly because of an inside joke with a friend and partly because I just love them all so much. But if I was really forced to choose I would probably say John. Or Ringo. Or George. Or Paul... I DON'T KNOW I JUST LOVE THEM ALL A LOT.)

If you could only eat one food for a week straight, what would it be?  Lord of the Fries. No question. 

What book are you reading right now?  Well after finishing Insurgent last night I'm emotionally distraught. Anywho, I'm currently reading a book called Metro Wind by Isobelle Carmody, which I am enjoying immensely. 

What are your top 5 Doctor Who episodes?  Jeez that's a hard question. In no particular order: City of Death, Destiny of the Darleks, The Girl Who Waited, The End of Time and Silence in the Library. 

Favourite BBC Sherlock Episode?  Probably The Hounds of Baskerville but idk I love them all. 

Who is your doctor?  Tom Baker. My mum was a massive 4 fan so I grew up watching him and so when the new!who came out I got really confused cause it wasn't my doctor. But, you know, obviously I got over it. (I was 9 or 10 when series one of new who came out... so you know, I was still young. I'm allowed to be confused ;-;)

What is your favourite Harry Potter quote?  Oh jeez. Is it totally cliche and stupid for it to be the whole: "But she hated him." "Nah she didn't." Bit? Other than that probably "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." because it was kind of very helpful when my depression was at it's worst. 

What was the last text you sent?  "Serious case of regret-wich going on right now~"

What other tabs do you have open?  Well, I have the tab open to your questions and Akky and Anna's questions and I have 2 other tumblr tabs open and I have youtube open in another window so I can watch videos while doing this. 

Who do you ship Lily Evans with: James Potter or James Potter?  I like this. I like this a lot. 

Anna's questions: 

If the world had to be only made up of only 3 colours, what would you want them to be? Yellow, magenta, and cyan. (Aren't I amusing?)

Which three fictional characters would you pick to be real if you had the chance to? Omg that's a really hard question... Will Herondale, Tobias Eaton and Lip Ghallegher. Although that might just because they're from the books/tv shows I've watched recently. I DON'T KNOW THAT'S A HARD QUESTION ANNA, I CAN'T ANSWER IT. 

Which character off Friends would you be?  Idek, but let's be honest, I'm probably the Chandler. 

What's something you do subconsciously?  Breathe. 

The Doctor is dying. The universe is ending. You can only save 5 people  in history. Who do you save?  OMG WHAT IS WITH THESE REALLY HARD QUESTIONS. You're so mean Anna ;-; omg as much as I love like some actors/and people and stuff. I'd just save as many of my friends as I can. Cause tbh I love them more than everyone else. So like you, Krys, Ele, Bree, Amanda (NO I NEED MORE THAN 5 PEOPLE. FML. HOW ABOUT IF I CAN SAVE PEOPLE AND THEN THOSE 5 PEOPLE CAN SAVE 5 PEOPLE AND THEN WE SAVE THE WORLD SO I DON'T HAVE TO CHOOSE?) 

One book you would read for the rest of your life? Good lord... Um. CP2 maybe? The Tomorrow Series? Anna Karenina? IDEK I LOVE A LOT OF BOOKS. WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS? ;-;  

One thing you would change about the world?  Jeez again that's a hard question, because I mean really there's the ending poverty side, and then there's the totally selfish ridiculous side, but I guess if every single rich person/business/whatever actually put in effort to stop the bad stuff in the world. A redistribution of wealth if you will. 

Red wire or Blue wire?  RvB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S SO SOON FOR NEW ONES OMG HOFUGFHODUH. Sorry got distracted. What was the question? 

If there were only one computer program you could use for the rest of your life, what would it be?  What is with you and the cruel questions? But Google Chrome because I can do a lot with it and also internetz!~

Which movie/tv character would you want to be?  Omg idek. There are a lot. At the moment maybe Tessa Grey, because she has some freaking fine prospects in men. 

Akky's Questions:

What celebrity would you like to marry?  Myself cause damn I'm fine~ No but really, I don't know. Ugh I suck at questions ;-; Omg maybe Jeremy Renner??

What is your favourite flavour of ice cream?  Um well that changes depending one mood/what's on offer/you know whatever. But I do love Cookies and Cream and also I will always adore any kind of lemon sorbet. 

If you committed an elaborate crime and ended up in jail, what crime would you want it to be?  Tbh I would like for it to be something like the Chaser's APEC scandal, cause that was just quality. Omg when Chas got out of the car as Bin Laden and that was when security was all, hey, there might be something going on here...

Would you rather be a giraffe or a rabbit?  A giraffe cause I just don't like rabbits, well actually that's not true. But I grew up being told that rabbits were vermin (which they are) and so I don't feel bad if say I run over one while driving. They're absolute horrible for Australia's ecological structure, as are basically every introduced species here, like foxes and camels and cows and sheep and really any bovine creature and cane toads and all of those pests. So I wouldn't want to be a rabbit in Australia, because they're bad. (Then again so are giraffes, but giraffes aren't running around the entire country and they don't breed like rabbits.) So I could be a rabbit in say England, because the're native there. Although even still I would just prefer to be a giraffe cause they're fucking awesome. 

5 turn ons in a guy/girl? Omg. All five: do they like me? No but really, idek. 

If you were George Clooney for a day what would you do? Run around naked screaming "FUCK YOU I'M GEORGE CLOONEY"

FMK: Dobby, Kreacher, Winky.  omg what are you Akky? pssh. I ain't fucking a house elf~

Do you have any pets? If so what are they?  I have four pets, two dogs, two birds. The dogs are whippets, the birds are budgies. 

Have you changed a lot from the person you were a year ago?  In some ways yes, in some ways no. I'm a lot more comfortable with myself and my issues, and I'm a lot more self-aware than I was. But in general personality traits I don't think I've changed all that much. 

What is your favourite limb?  My left arm. Because I broke my humerus. And also I'm very double jointed at the elbow of my left arm. 

Would you rather have no thumbs or no feet?  Jeez. No feet, cause it's relatively easy to get prosthetics. But opposable thumbs are fucking ace. 

Not writing my own questions cause this took ages and ceebs tagging people. 

[faypants]

What are some of your favorite blogs that you don't talk to much?

My tumblr crushes are forever changing, I honestly love so many of the blogs I follow.But some of my favourites are:thehellishdimensionsjosheetamy-mauve-coloured-soulchairmanmeowsjemyouh0rnybeastyouarethemockingjaykatnissmortalinstrumentsinfernaldevicesOkay, that's just a few, I seriously have so many blogs I love. I'd really love to be able to talk to all of them! 

[sebastianmorgensterns]

omg Dana I see you on my personal blog

#irish pixie who shits rainbows tbh　

[salaciousmold]

Since most of these are TMI/TID related, I just want to say, when I see these blogs posting back and forth and it's obvious you all know each other, I feel like a little kid peeking around the doorway while all the big kids play together in a VIP room, wishing you would invite me to play with you. XD

For the ones that aren't TMI/TID related, obviously I still also love your blogs. #>_<#

[angel-gidget]

... WHA?

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Oh.

Dana, I must confess I constantly forget that you have two tumblrs.

[hasekyan]

Tumblr Crushes:

cassandraclare

infernaldarkinstruments

theflyingmockingjay

williamcarstairs

jemyouh0rnybeast

loveisnottodestroy

littlemorgenstern

niklauswerewolfson

livinginashadowworld

[fuckyeahclaryfray]

clary-waylands and jemyouh0rnybeast

I am forever jealous of Julia's talent with photoshop. Everything she creates is amazing (hint, my sidebar gif) and she's incredibly nice to people :D

as for jemyouh0rnybeast, her url makes me laugh whenever I see it and I think we have some mutual friends (?) anyway, I always see her url around so it's high time I followed her on my personal (which I just did)

[achilleius]

Tumblr Crushes:

petrovaheart

petrovascharm

stefanandklaus

jemyouh0rnybeast

narnianwitch

darkprinceandprincess

theloupgaroux

thelostbrothers

klaus-ageddon

FLAWLESS