#jellyfishpikachu

[thebibliosphere]

You've probably gotten this before, but I accidentally misread your blog title as "A Humble Paddler of Weres" and now can never unread it.

You know, that’s the first time anyone has ever said that to me, but if I’m honest it’ll probably be canon at some point sO

[ernmark]

I have this little headcanon that Juno thinks Peter wears cologne, but really that’s just Peter’s natural scent he likes. A thief wouldn’t wear something that could identify them, after all! It’s probably far-fetched, but I think it’s cute~

It is very cute.

We know that Peter does wear cologne, because he mentions it.

JUNO: Hey, anybody ever tell you you gotta nice smell? What’s aguy gotta eat to smell like that? 

REX: It’s… cologne,Detective.

JUNO: (DIZZY) Huh.Never tried eating cologne before. Have fun with your first aid kit. (Murderous Mask)

But here’s the thing: Peter really does just have a natural scent that Juno likes. It’s why the cologne smells so amazing on him.

From Popsugar.com:

"Body chemistry has everything to do with how fragrances smell," Anne Nelson Sanford, cocreator of Lurk fragrances, says. "It depends on the pH of your skin." And since you and your friend aren't the same person, perfumes are going to smell differently on you two. But it's not just body chemistry that affects the way perfume smells. Find out what else changes the way your perfume smells when you keep reading.

Everything, including your diet, your body temperature, and what body lotion you're using, affect the way your fragrance is going to sit on your skin. Even something seemingly unrelated — like that hangover you've been nursing — can completely alter how good your perfume smells on you.

[sleepobeepo]

turtwig? :o

Adorable

[voidfishlullaby]

changed my url!

[silesfunder]

@jellyfishpikachu idk man

[ao3feed-mchanzo]

Abrázame al amanecer

by jellyfishpikachu

A cold, quiet night to smoke and drink away his sins is interrupted by a certain ridiculous cowboy.

Words: 2242, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Jesse McCree, Hanzo Shimada

Relationships: Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada

Additional Tags: Fluff, First Kiss, Pet Names, Dialogue Heavy, Flirting, Smoking, Drinking, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Sharing Clothes

from AO3 works tagged 'Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada' http://ift.tt/2mYGrtk via IFTTT

[cptablovegood]

Thank you to @jellyfishpikachu for the tag xx

rule #1 tag 9 people you want to get to know better

My tags are: @burnt-confetti @sparklyraccoon @a-lion-heart-and-a-king @a-song-of-patrochilles @sugavra @cor-aeterna @rudalu @piss-off-erik @succulentratkillingtar

rule #2 highlight the true statements in bold

I am 5'7 or taller | I wear glasses | I have at least one tattoo | I have at least one piercing | I have blonde hair | My abs are somewhat defined | I have or have had braces | I love meeting new people | People tell me I’m funny | Helping people with their problems is a big priority to me | I enjoy physical challenges | I enjoy mental challenges | I’m playfully rude to people I know well | I started to say something ironically, now I can’t stop saying it | There is something I would change about my personality | I can play an instrument | I can sing well | I can do 30 pushups without stopping | I’m a fast runner | I can draw well | I have a good memory | I’m good at doing maths in my head | I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute | I have beaten at least two people in an arm wrestle | I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch | I can throw a punch | I enjoy sports | I have learned a new song in the past week | I’ve gone running at least one week in the summer | I work out at least once a week | I have drawn something in the last month | I enjoy writing | I have done martial arts | I have had my first kiss | I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting | I have had alcohol | I have scored a winning goal in sports | I have been to an overnight event | I have been in a taxi | I have been in hospital/er in the past year | I have beaten a video game in one day | I have visited another country | I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts| I have at least one person I consider a best friend

[tris-tumbl]

looking for an online D&D 5E dungeon master for 2 players!

hey so me and my friend @jellyfishpikachu have wanted to play a 5th Edition dnd campaign for a while but niether of us want to dm. were looking for someone who isnt really gonna railroad us, and a campaign that will get us to level 20 in the end.

my character is a wood elf dragon sorcerer, but the rest of his levels are going to be in a life domain cleric.

(literally the only reason im using him as a level one dragon sorcerer is because i wanted a scaly elf, im WEAK FOR THAT SHIT)

my friend is a half orc fighter who wants to be an eldritch knight.

please message me if you decide you want to dm for us!!

i already have my character stats rolled and ready to go!!!

[lokiqueer]

i was tagged by the ever wonderful alana @perfectopposite !!

rule #1 tag 9 people you want to get to know better

i’m gonna tag @squishy-loki @cleyra @jellyfishpikachu @jostencredible @actuallygansey @lancetellations @russelltringham @xerxesians @wiintersolldier

rule #2 highlight the true statements in bold

I am 5'7 or taller | I wear glasses | I have at least one tattoo | I have at least one piercing | I have blonde hair | My abs are somewhat defined | I have or have had braces | I love meeting new people | People tell me I’m funny | Helping people with their problems is a big priority to me | I enjoy physical challenges | I enjoy mental challenges | I’m playfully rude to people I know well | I started to say something ironically, now I can’t stop saying it | There is something I would change about my personality | I can play an instrument | I can sing well | I can do 30 pushups without stopping | I’m a fast runner | I can draw well | I have a good memory | I’m good at doing maths in my head | I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute | I have beaten at least two people in an arm wrestle | I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch | I can throw a punch | I enjoy sports | I have learned a new song in the past week | I’ve gone running at least one week in the summer | I work out at least once a week | I have drawn something in the last month | I enjoy writing | I have done martial arts | I have had my first kiss | I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting | I have had alcohol | I have scored a winning goal in sports | I have been to an overnight event | I have been in a taxi | I have been in hospital/er in the past year | I have beaten a video game in one day | I have visited another country | I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts | I have at least one person I consider a best friend

[nonbinarysunstreaker]

Questions?¿?¿

I got tagged by @lobsterquadriille

Rules: answer 30 questions and tag 20 people

1) Nicknames: None really but you can call me Grif

2) Gender: Glamrock

3) Starsign: Pisces 🐡

4) Hight: 5'11 (t a l l)

5) Time: 10:24

6) BIRTH: March 17. Shamrock and alcohol day

7) Favorite bands: Charming disasters,The Fray,Death cab for cutie,The Killers,also just like 80's music,glamrock,punk,and rock

8) Favorite solo artists: Same as above but also Enya, Sleeping at Last, Owl city, and Hozier

9) Song stuck in my head: Right now it's just static but it was the entire discography of The Killers simultaneously

10) Last movie watched:Cronos (I'm trying to watch as many of del Toro's movies as possible)

11) Last show watched: Batman, the animated series

12) When did I create this blog: uuuhhh about four years ago?

13) What do I blog about: Batman/dc, chronic illness & recovery stuff, stuff I like

14) Last thing I googled: 'Biomechanical design'

15) Other blogs: Nope, suffer with me

16) Do I get asks: No, please send some

17) Why I have my URL: Everything looks fancier in Latin! (Depending on the space it means 'songs inanimate' or 'poetry of the soul'

18) Following: 926

19) Followers: 216

20) Average hours of sleep: 0-12

21) Lucky number: 13

22) Instruments: I wish

23) What am I wearing: Green button up shirt and purple jeans (fancy fancy)

24) Dream job: Ya know Newt from Pacific Rim? Yeah. Barring that an Industrial designer

25) Dream trip: Back to Germany

26) Favorite food: Cookie dough or mint chocolate chip ice cream

27) Nationality: Canadian (cold)

28) Favorite song right now: Still breathing- Green Day or Friends Are Family- Oh,Hush!

29) Last book read: THE ORDER OF THINGS:hierarchies,structures,and pecking orders by Barbara Ann Kipfer, Ph. D. (A book of lists! I love lists!)

30) Top 3 fictional universes I'd want to join: Hellboy, DC, The Magic Schoolbus or Miss Bindergarten

I'm going to tag 15 people and if you see this and want to do it then you're tagged too

@bluestudys @raimijenner @mollyscribbles @charmingcatastrophe @snapbuttonsonadenimshirt @gaycactus @ezra-m @erika-mann @camomility @heir-to-the-diamond-throne @helianthian @mr-reblogbutton @angry-beibers @sadhipstercat @jellyfishpikachu

[ernmark]

I've always felt like Coming Down by Halsey is a good jupeter song!

I’ve got to say, I’m liking the religious themes in this one. It’s a nice match to Peter “Semi-Divine” Nureyev and Juno “how many allusions can Ernmark make to being a goddess” Steel.

I found a saviorI don’t think he remembers‘Cause he’s off to pay his crimesAnd he’s got no time for mine

Now we’re lost somewhere in outer spaceIn a hotel room where demons play

[voidfishlullaby]

Rating: General Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Reaper | Gabriel Reyes/Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison Additional Tags: Dialogue Heavy, Arguing, Grumpy Old Men, Brief Vomiting, Fluff and Angst, But mostly fluff, Kissing, Making Up, Blind Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison, Mild Gore, Nicknames Words:  4,429 Summary: Yet another visit from the Reaper, and Jack is tired of guessing the reasons why. (The record won't stop skipping, and the lies just won't stop slipping.)

[onegirlintheback]

@lizardtitties I literally just said out loud "SAME LIZARDTITTIES! SAME!" @jellyfishpikachu

okay but

fuck your stereotypes

long hair is not “girly”

the same way short hair is not “manly”

hair has no gender

hair is just hair

&as long as you’re not disrespecting a culture with the way you do it

you keep on doing you

[silesfunder]

@jellyfishpikachu

[ernmark]

If you haven't done something like this yet: Juno gets frustrated trying to get something he needs off a high shelf that he's too short to reach, so he starts stacking stuff to reach it. Peter walks in on him trying to climb up it.

Peter isn’t unfamiliar with the sound of things crashing in Juno’s apartment. Instinctively he has his knife out and ready, just in case the crash came from a another would-be assassin.

The string of curses filtering from the kitchen, though, suggest something a bit more mundane.

“Goddamn fucking twelve-foot ceilings and the fucking stupid top shelves made for goddamn fucking giants with their stupid stupid stretchy arms and...”

The knife is returned to its safe place in his back pocket. “Juno? Is everything alright?”

“Fine,” Juno grates out. “Stay where you are, I’ve got it covered.”

As if Peter could resist. 

“Are you sure?” he says innocently, poking his head into the kitchen. And oh, it is worth it.

He’s not sure exactly how Juno got up there, but his detective currently has one foot in a cabinet and the other resting precariously on the point of the kitchen sink. Scattered across the kitchen floor are two separate chairs; judging by the way they’re arranged, Juno tried stacking them on top of each other before he climbed on them. That seems to have gone about as well as could be expected. 

“Goddammit, Peter. Not a word.”

“I haven’t said a word.”

“And I swear, if you do--”

“My lips are sealed.” Peter even draws a finger across his lips to illustrate it. Hopefully the gesture disguises the fact that he’s activating the hidden camera in his jacket button. There are some images that should be preserved for posterity-- or at least for Rita. “Would you like help getting down?”

[iridiumphoenix]

Tagged by @music-is-the-voice-of-the-soul, thanks for tagging me!

rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to know better!

a - age: between 18 and 20

b - birthplace:  Atlanta, Georgia

c - current time: 10:02 pm

d - drink you last had: does soup broth count? if not, orange juice

e - easiest person to talk to: my brother and my best friend

f - favorite song: right now, True Trans Soul Rebel by Against Me! really anything by them honestly

g - grossest memory: i won’t say the grossest, because that still haunts my nightmares. the second grossest is the time my brother stepped on an anchor.

h - horror yes or horror no: horror never. i’m just about the jumpiest person you’ll ever meet

i - in love?: yes!

j - jealous of people?: i don’t think i’ve ever been jealous.

k - killed someone?: no(t yet)

l - love at first sight or should I walk by again: be friends with me first, or at least don’t rush me on the love thing

m - middle name: Ruth

n - number of siblings: one twin brother

o - one wish: to finally get the courage to ask someone out, and for them to say yes 

p - person you called last: mom

q - question you’re always asked: “how do you spell your name?” closely followed by, “really?”

r - reason to smile: my grandmother made a loaf of bread and it smells so good

s - song you sang last: this is a tough one, but Good Fight by Trocadero i think? i sing a lot, and not consciously.

u - underwear color: grey

v - vacation: staycation, more like

x - x-rays: not since i was a newborn

y - your favourite food: sushi, or my mom’s paella

z- zodiac sign: cancer

i will tag: @jujisized, @diagrammist, @joshybois, @soithoughtthis, @jellyfishpikachu, @onegirlintheback, @nexttonotnormal, and @belanekra! if you want to do this, just say i tagged you