#jelly- 62 points MY ASS.

[perotovar]

Erin 👉👈 is there a song on your wrapped you associate with River? If so…could you write a lil river drabble?? If you wanna 🥺

I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE REACTION THIS GAVE ME, GIDEON! I HAD TO COMPOSE MYSELF FOR 15 MINUTES

FIC?? FOR MY OC?? MY LOVELY RIVER??? HAPPILY, MY LOVE!!!!

this takes place pre-frankie for obv reasons, but also because they strike me as the casual hookup/fling type. frankie was a surprise for them and they definitely didn't see things going in the direction that they went, and absolutely thought frankie would just be a fun hookup.

it's also my first try at x reader/2nd pov! pls be nice 🥺👉👈

gimme a number from 1-100 and i'll write a drabble based off that song in my spotify wrapped

pairing: river price (nb/afab)(they/them) x reader (gn)

62. White Hot – Loathe

a sense my body finds feelings and thoughts align enough to find a sense, our bodies' crime colors swirl tonight, i walk in rhythm a shift in me, soon you'll see our colors swirl in rhythm

They giggled as they pressed you against the wall of your apartment. Soft kisses trailed down your throat, followed by little nips and sucks, making you shiver and moan softly.

You’d seen them at The Night Owl before. Always from a distance and surrounded by a small group of friends. They were easy to see, always catching your eye no matter where in the club both of you were. Their long hair always perfect, not a strand out of place. Makeup always done to perfection, and clothes fitting them just right. Who wouldn’t be captivated by them?

You don’t know how you got to this point, with their mouth attached to your neck and their ring-clad fingers gripping at your ass. Luck, you guessed. 

“Bedroom?” They whispered, lips latching onto your earlobe to nibble softly. You nodded, eyes half-lidded and glossy, a dazed expression on your face as you pointed in the direction of your room. “Do you want me to fuck you? Or do you want to fuck me?” You’re pretty sure your brain was making the dial-up tone as you saw the smirk spread across their painted lips. 

“F-fuck me,” you gasped, your jelly-like legs following after them. They pushed you lightly onto your mattress until your back was flat against it.

“Good answer,” River hummed, undoing your pants and pulling them down and off. You watched as they unbuttoned their shirt, tattooed skin nearly glowing in the dim light. You shivered, your arousal building the longer they stayed here. You did your very best not to pinch yourself. “Do you have the… equipment, for that?” They asked, grinning wickedly down at you. You gulped and nodded, pointing toward the harness and dildo in your closet.

The next couple of hours are almost a blur of moans and skin slapping and sweat. Deep scratches and dark marks embedded into your skin, you silently trying to catch your breath, eyes shut softly. Plush lips kiss along your collarbone and up until meeting your lips, making you melt further into the mattress. You’re pretty sure you could stay here and kiss them for hours, perhaps even days. 

They moan softly into your mouth before coming up for air, pressing their forehead to yours. “Thank you,” they whispered. “I was waiting for you to say something.”

You opened your eyes and furrowed your brows. “What do you mean?”

River smiled, a little shy this time. “I’ve seen you. At the club,” they bit their lip, and pressed a soft kiss to your shoulder. “I wasn’t sure if you were going to approach me or not, so,” they shrugged. “My friends had a bit of a bet going.”

You blinked, completely shocked. “Really?”

“Is that so hard to believe?” They asked, resting on their elbow as their head was cradled by their palm. “Look at you,” River smiled, green eyes roving over your naked body appreciatively.

Warmth spread across your cheeks and you smiled shyly, hiding your face in their neck. They laughed softly, one hand caressing the back of your head while the other moved down to squeeze your ass.

Silence fell over the room as you cuddled, and eventually, River started to get up. You lifted your head from their neck and frowned slightly. “What’s wrong?” You asked, worried you’d been too clingy.

“I should probably…” River trailed off, eyebrows turned down, insecurity washing over them.

“Oh,” you said softly. “I mean, only if you want to. I, uh… I’d love it if you stayed. A-at least for the night? I make a mean breakfast sandwich,” you smiled hopefully.

A soft smile graced River’s features as they looked down at their painted nails. “Do you have a veggie option?” They asked towards the bedroom floor, shuffling on their feet slightly. 

Your heart fluttered in your chest and you nodded, holding your hand out for them to climb back in. When they did, you held them close to your chest this time, your fingertips running across their bare back comfortingly.

River stuck around for a few weeks, and you think it might’ve been the best few weeks you’d had in a long time.

[the-blind-assassin-12]

Reblogging this absolute treasure because not enough people have experienced the true joy that is playing scrabble with Ryan Brenner with stakes like these.

Reblogging this ultimate nugget of gold because I was in need of a smile this morning and this never fails to make that happen.

Reblogging this incredible slice of happiness because I love words.

Reblogging this pinch of perfection in case anyone has gotten bored with board games and needs some spice.

Strip Scrabble (yup)

Ryan Brenner x Reader, 2.5k (I gave myself a limit and i hit it, on the nose)

A/N: So… this is really dumb. I tossed out the idea of drunk writing challenge. As in, I’d get drunk and write a request. And I did that tonight. from @something-tofightfor who supported my real dumb idea and requested “Strip Scrabble with Ryan Brenner” I mean… who requests that? She did. So me, my laptop, and a pint of Jack Daniels gave it the old college try. TBH. I spent the last thirty minutes correcting spelling because my fingers got excited.

Summary: it’s like strip poker. but not. takes place in my 21st Century Gypsy Singin’ Lover Man universe?

Keep reading

[itisannak]

Daddy (Ashton Irwin Smut)

Summary: Someone hits at (Y/N) during a party, to which Ashton responds by making her feel euphoric in a bathroom. Based on Sexual Prompt #62: "Open those legs, I want a taste" (Smut / Oral; female receiving) (Request) (Words: 1.9k)

"Do you think you will be ready for Luke's party by 9, kitten?" Ashton asks me, averting his gaze from his phone. I sit on the edge of the bed, grabbing my lotion from the vanity and turn to look at him. "I think I will be fine. My glam squad is going to be here at 6 so I will have plenty of time!" I say and Ashton chuckles. "I miss the days I watched you do your hair and makeup yourself. Remember princess? I used to bend you over that sink in your old bathroom, pull your panties to the side and fuck you until you were numb..." He teases me, sitting up and crawling towards me, planting a kiss on the base of my neck. "Ugh, my makeup used to turn out one huge mess back then..." I say and giggle. "Mmm, you still looked hot though... And now you have your own glam squad... I am so proud of you, kitten..." He praises me, pilling off my dressing gown, to place kisses further down my back. "Thank you, daddy." I tease, making Ashton groan. "Lay on your back for daddy, princess." He orders and I sigh, trying to contain myself. "We really don't have that much time." I protest but Ashton growls. "What did I say, princess?" He asks me and I gulp, feeling the heat rising in my stomach and between my legs, just from my boyfriend using a bit lower voice on me. "On your back, now." He growls again in my ear. My eyes roll to the back of my head, all of my guards shuttering.

I crawl backward and lay on my back, getting comfortable as Ashton crawls and hovers above me. His fingers undo my dressing gown's belt, making the soft material slide from my chest and pool to my sides. "That's what I like to see..." He smirks to himself, taking in my naked body. "Look at you, princess..." He says and traces my skin with his fingertips, sending chills down my spine. His hand travels up to cup my chin, leaning in to kiss me. Of course, the kiss is no different than all the other times he is in his daddy mode; his tongue is invading my mouth, making sure to gain dominance from the very first moment. I know better than to try and resist him; I want him to pleasure me and if I try to protest, he will make sure to take that away from me. His nails dig in the skin of my hipbones, watching me shiver. He bites on my bottom lip and pulls it a bit, mixing pain with pleasure. I feel vulnerable and exposed to him; he has every control of my body, without even trying. He begins grinding his hips on mine, his briefs boxers causing friction on my clit. "See how hard daddy is for you, princess?" He asks me, still cupping my jaw. My breath hitches as he presses his hips more on me, his bulge getting harder and harder every passing moment. "And you are soaking wet, princess/ Who made you so wet, doll?" He asks me, looking into my eyes, with lust clouding his. "You, daddy." I reply moaning, making Ashton grin smugly. "Oh princess, you know what to say to get me going." He says and strokes my cheek. "What should I do with that tight little pussy, princess? Should I pound it with my cock and cum on your pretty face? Or should I fuck you senselessly, cum inside you and make you go to the party with my cum inside your, dripping down your leg?" He growls, making me shiver. It won't be the first, and it won't be the last time that Ashton will make me go in public with no panties and cum dripping down my thigh. He just adores that kind of control over my body.

Before anything happens, my phone rings, making me snap towards it. "Let it ring." Ashton groans. "It's my hairstylist and makeup artist. They are probably here. Can you go buzz them in while I put something on?" I ask Ashton as I sit up and sprint to the closet. "I am not done with you yet, princess." Ashton states, slipping in his clothes.

"Do you want another drink, kitten?" Ashton asks me as I sip the last bit of my vodka soda. "Yes, please." I say and smile, giving him my solo cup. He takes it and walks to the drinks counter.

The moment Ashton is a few feet away from me, a guy approaches me, passing me a cup. "Um, no thanks. My boyfriend is bringing me a new one." I say as politely as I can while the guy eyes me up and down. "Boyfriend? Come on, you are too pretty to be locked down." He says, bringing his hand to stroke my face, but fails as I dodge him. "I do though..." I say, scanning the room for any signs of Ashton. "Your loss..." He says, cocking an eyebrow. "I think I can live with that kind of devastation." I say and give him a cold smile. "Oh, come on. He doesn't even have to know. Just give me your number." He says, trying to make a move again. I shift to avoid him. "Yeah, that's not going to happen, buddy." I say, trying to remain calm. "Stop being a bitch and just give me your number." He says, becoming more threatening. "She said it's not going to happen." Ashton says, coming next to me. "And why do you care?" The guy asks cockily. "I am her boyfriend, who is totally capable of slamming your face on that wall, if you don't back off, now." Ashton replies, completely calm. The guy clenches his jaw and looks at us disgusted. "Whatever, she is ugly anyway." He says before he turns and leaves. I burst out laughing, Ashton doing the same. "And he thought he had a chance with you..." He says, pecking on my forehead. "Don't be mean. If I wasn't with you..." "What, you would have given him your number? Princess, I have essentially ruined you for every other man. You have no choice but staying with me, kitten." He says chuckling. "Is that so?" I ask, inches away from him. He just smirks and grabs my wrist, guiding me to the back of the house.

Once we've reached the small bathroom, he shoves me in and locks the door. "My pretty girl..." He whispers, pressing me against the door. "Hey, daddy..." I tease him as I lean in to kiss him. "Sounds so good coming from your lips, princess." He whispers against my lips. He pins my wrists above my head as his face lowers to my neck. "I love that dress on you." He mumbles, pushing my neckline further down, revealing my bralette. "Well, look at that." "A little something for daddy." I whisper, smiling at him. "It is much appreciated..." He replies, snapping my strap against my skin. I hiss and he hums, his eyes ravishing my body. "How much, daddy?" I ask; Ashton licks his lips, pushing a strand of hair behind my ear.

He doesn't reply; he just kneels in front of me, stroking my leg with his fore and middle finger. I look at him mesmerized; he is dominating, even with a simple touch, a simple glance, a purse of his lips. His mouth traces the part of my inner thigh that is visible from my short dress. Chapped lips create friction against my skin, preparing me for when his teeth are going to sink in the flesh. Which doesn't take much time to occur; he begins with soft nibbles, almost grazing his teeth against my skin before he raises the hem of my dress to mark with bites the hidden part of my thigh. The sensation is too much for me; I feel my nipples peek through the thin layer of lacy bralette, my thighs pressing together to send a little pressure to my core. "Kitten, open those legs, I want a taste." He orders, his lips grazing my clothed center with every word. I gasp at his words. following his demand quickly after the waistband of my panties. He pushes them down, tracing my legs on the way to tease me. Once the garment rests around my ankles, he picks it up and smirks at me, placing them in his back pocket. "A little trophy for daddy." He comments and I look at him with my lips parted and cheeks flushed. I gulp down harshly as he maintains eye contact. His eyes are darker, his face tensed and skin almost burning. With no warning, he brings his lips to my pussy; of course, he is not willing to give me what I crave, just yet. He kisses my crotch softly, spreading kisses from my lower stomach to the edge before my clit. I sigh frustrated and he seems to enjoy that. By this point, I know hat I am dripping; I feel my wetness run down my thigh. Ashton seems to notice that and it makes him grin deviously from ear to ear. He sticks his tongue against my clit and moves it back and forth, pressing lightly on it. My eyes roll to the back of my head as I throw my head back and release a groan. "Spread your legs more, princess." He demands with a hard slap on my ass before he buries his face back in my pussy. He licks my slit with the flat of his tongue, focusing on my clit with the tip of his tongue to tease me. He moves his head from side to side, humming against my bundle of nerves. My fingers tangle in his locks, pulling at them as he curls his tongue.

The moment he thrusts his tongue inside me, I feel the knot in my stomach form. All the teasing and the stimulation building up inside my stomach, makes me think that I won't last long before I am driving over my edge from his magic mouth. But of course, Ashton doesn't have to know about that; depending on his mood, if I am close, he might stop his actions just to tease me some more. "How does it feel baby?" He asks, smiling at me from down there. "So good... Please, let me cum..." I whimper, pulling his hair to bring his face closer to my center. "Of course babygirl." He chuckles and I almost lose it.

I grind my pussy on his face and groan as I try to build my orgasm. Ashton is sucking on my clit, running his tongue over the head of it. My legs feel jelly, but I try to hold back a little longer, just for the high to be greater. I squirm and my body jiggles as Ashton sucks harder, making my mind fuzzy. I cum on his lips, screaming in ecstasy as he keeps on licking me to prolong my orgasm. "Fuck, fuck, fuck, this is so good..." I pant as my hips thrust involuntarily. I feel Ashtin smirk before he stands up and brings his lips to mine as his hands lower the hem of my dress. "We are walking out of here and we say goodbye. Then, I am taking you home and I am fucking you until your legs give out and the neighbors know my name. Alright, princess?" He asks, cupping my jaw hard. "Yes, daddy."

My Masterlist

[grandmasterofwangxiancultivation]

SV ch.62

it’s already here. wow. *sweats profusely* IF LBH DOESN’T WAKE UP HERE-

Zhuzhi-Lang said, “Master Shen, please pardon me.”

Don’t! A thousand times don’t! I got into this miserable state when you wanted to thank me, now that you’re apologizing, can I even hope to live!?

SHIZUN I ABSOLITELY LOVE PLS MARRY ME. GUYS HOW CAN I LAUGH THIS HARD WHILE BEING SO FREAKING WORRIED-

EDIT:

Luo Binghe was still sleeping in that coffin, so the blood wreaking havoc in his body could only belong to someone else. Tianlang-Jun said, “Peak Lord, this shouldn’t be the first time you’ve drank Heavenly Demon’s blood, how come you’re still not used to it?”

I KNEW IT

FUCK! AAAAAAH i’m so mad right now can these two please stop being assholes and let my babies the fuck GoOoO-

EDIT 2: okay wHAT

Tianlang-Jun sighed, “Even in this state you can walk so many steps, Peak Lord Shen is willful and resolute, truly an extraordinary person. I should say, you’re even willing to throw away your own life for my son?”

Suddenly, Zhuzhi-Lang said, “My lord, I… this subordinate can’t keep holding on.”

Before his words had fallen, Shen Qingqiu felt the pain suddenly dissolve, his whole body lightening. Right away, he broke into a frantic run. Seeing that he was suddenly able to run away, Tianlang-Jun said, astonished, “Isn’t your blood able to restrain him?”

Zhuzhi-Lang was also at a loss. “Before, I was able to restrain him. But this time I can’t, I don’t know the reason!”

one sec they are like muahahah we got you, i was even getting emotional for the fact that shizun is in fact risking his life also to keep lbh safe my heart MY HEART, and then zhuzuhzuz just pops out with i can’t hold on anymore and I WANNA KNOW WHY WHAT HELPED SHIZUN TELL MEEEEEEE

EDIT 3:

After carrying on for this long, he was already approaching his body’s limits, lingering on the fringe of collapse, his knees turning to jelly. However, he didn’t fall to his knees but was firmly supported by a hand, half carried and half held up.

His head dizzy and his eyes blurred, his gaze focused upwards.

In the murky darkness of the stone corridor, it was impossible to see the face, but a pair of eyes burning with fury and a shining scarlet demon mark shone clearly through the gloom.

PòWEKKG HE IS HERE

HELP

YESSSS

COUNT ON LBH TO ALWAYS ALWAYS MAKE THE BEST ENTRANCE A NOVEL WILL EVER SEE. GO BABY. KICK THEIR FREAKING ASSES AND GET YOUR HUSBAND OUT OF THERE

EDIT 4: 

He said, blandly, “Are you alright?”

Luo Binghe’s tone was still somewhat uncharitable. “Alright? What alright?”

Seeing him full of vitality, he was most likely fine. This being the case, he’d, at last, managed to repay a little favor to Luo Binghe. Shen Qingqiu nodded. “Then that’s good.”

me internally, reading: i swear these two are impossible. they areobviously worried for each other, but they have two radically different ways of showing it. lbh just goes and yells at him and is full of rage and sparky reddish eyes and can’t keep his anxiety at bay, and in shizun’s eyes it looks like he is angry at him, which lbh maybe is, a bit, but not in that sense -he was just worried sick he’d lose him again and ready to kill whoever did that to him. on the other hand, shizun voices his worry and tries to reach for him a bit, but can’t seem to see past lbh’s anger for now? so he sulks and turns away and yea, that’s it, he actually likes when lbh was all affectionate, there you go shizun.

me, from the outside: this- they- WHY ARE YOU TWO- omg i can’t- LBH YOU FUCKER STOP YELLING AT HIM, DON’T YOU SEE HE WAS WORRIED, YOU ARE TWO, S A Y I T REPEAT AFTER ME “SHIZUN SORRY I WAS TERRIFIED THEY HAD DONE SOMETHING TO YOU I LOVE YOU” iT’s NoT tHaT hArD rIgHt-

EDIT 5:

To exit the Holy Mausoleum, the Xin Mo sword and Luo Binghe were both indispensable, without either one you could only randomly wander around the inside. But, he had risked his life to drag him this far and got a faceful of yelling as a result. It would be pointless to stay there and sulk.

He hadn’t walked a few steps when the energy-draining candles suddenly lit up. The faint candlelight illuminated his side profile. Luo Binghe suddenly reached out to pull on him. “Are you crying?”

*chokes*

hanji.exe has stopped working

EDIT 6: EXCUSE ME DID I SUDDENLY FORGOT HOW TO READ IS SHIZUN   C    R   Y   I   N   G SOIFJGEOIWRJGPOWERKGPOEWRKG NO OKAY WHO TOLD YU YOU COULD MAKE SHIZUN C R Y   I CAN’T EVEN SAY THE WORD OUT LOUD IN THE SAME SENTENCE WITH SHIZUN HE IS CRYING???????

“IN LOVE BUT IN DENIAL” IS THAT YOU????????

EDIT 7: i love/hate how there is always a good excuse for shizun to react to lbh only for there to be another reason

yeah right WHAT A COINCIDENCE

The anger that had just been in Luo Binghe’s voice disappeared without a trace. He said tensely, “So to say, when I heard Shizun crying earlier, it wasn’t fake?” 　　 Shen Qingqiu flew into a rage out of humiliation. “Crying, what crying, I don’t know!”

(SO HE HEARD SHIZUN CRY? DOES THAT MEAN HE FELT SHIZUN HUG HIM?

P L E A S E  IT’S THE ONLY THING I NEED IN MY LIFE RN)

EDIT 8:

The more he looked, the more apprehensive his expression grew. Right now there wasn’t any place on Shen Qingqiu’s body that was safe to look at. He was nothing but a lump of wounds and blood, seriously a spectacle too horrible to endure. Luo Binghe remembered that before he lost consciousness, Shen Qingqiu was clearly in perfect condition. His voice shook. “This… was all for… me?”

Shen Qingqiu was going to start spitting blood. If not him, then who?

(OMG ARE THEY ACTUALLY MAKING PROGRESS? LOOK LOOOOOOOK MY BABIES ARE USING SPEECH TO COMMUNICATE!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO PROUD.)

He couldn’t say this sort of thing, and he always disliked making a big deal of bestowing affection and showing scars in the past, so he could only spit out four words: “Your hand, let go.”

Luo Binghe changed his face in the blink of an eye, softening. “I won’t let go. Shizun, don’t be mad, I was wrong.”

(*inhales* BABY. HE WON’T LET GO. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FIDHGOIEJRGOIEJRIOEGJOIRJGERI)

Having been sent off, Luo Binghe once again latched on to him like sticky candy, you couldn’t even pry him off. “Shizun, why don’t you hit me. You can beat me up to vent your anger, how about that?”

Someone come help me, there’s an incurable M here, who can come lock him up–

(guys let’s keep it pg-13- or not. i am totally okay with going further than that *wink wink*

and anyway, lbh, you can’t solve everything like that-)

EDIT 9:

After wearing him down for quite a while, Shen Qingqiu said helplessly, “…You’ve always been like this, crying and admitting your faults but you’ll die before you change your ways. What use is it?”

At this point, Luo Binghe was almost sobbing. “Won’t it be enough if I change my ways? Shizun, don’t abandon me.”

Seeing him in this good-for-nothing state, if not for the fact that he was still worrying about the bumps he left earlier Shen Qingqiu really wanted to give him a few smacks on the head. Was there something wrong with his teaching methods? How did he raise a crybaby? Luo Binghe, the demon king incarnate, likes to hang on to his Shizun’s clothes and wail when there’s no one around – if he were to tell about this who would f***ing believe it!?

OKAY THIS IS THE USUAL PATTERN EXTRAS AND FF ARE SET ON, AREN’T THEY BEAUTIFUL LIKE THIS? SHIZUN DON’T ABANDON ME 

MY HEARTTTTTTTTT

is shizun finally starting to come to terms with the fact that lbh is not the original one?

EDIT 10: MY BABY WAS WORRIED HE WAS BEING ABANDONED I CAN’T GUYS I CAN’T

I GIVE UP

I CAN’T

EDIT 11: 

Luo Binghe continued, “Just now, I didn’t do it on purpose. I don’t know why,obviously I didn’t actually believe it, I didn’t want to say that sort of thing, but in front of Shizun, I never could control myself. I know I’m being embarrassing and losing face, but knowing that Shizun never threw me away but was protecting me all along, that I wasn’t just dreaming this whole time, I’m so happy…”

OKAY LBH CAN YOU SLOW DOWN OR DO YOU REALLY WISH FOR MY DEATH WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, AN ICE QUEEN?

*sobs*

EDIT 12:

He slowed down and said, “Then, you really are alright now?” 　　 Luo Binghe promptly nodded. “I’m alright.” 　　 Just then you were burned so severely, but now you’re completely fine? Shen Qingqiu was quite skeptical and pressed his hand to his forehead, turns out it really was cool and smooth. Shen Qingqiu wanted to retract his hand, but Luo Binghe covered his hand with his own, refusing to let him pull away. His eyes gleamed below their folded palms.

(OH MY GOD

I CAN’T BREATH. WE LIKE BOLD LBH SO MUCH-)

This expression was too familiar. This was precisely that look he saw on that perfect little sheep following him around and eating grass every day on Qing Jing Peak, the young ray of sunlight Luo Binghe.

(i’ll die i know this is how i die shizun is thinking back about little binghe and my life now has a meaning worth living for)　　

Shen Qingqiu’s face was going to turn red under his stare, but he couldn’t bear to tear his hand away by force. Doing such a thing when the other was so happy and colored in excitement would really be giving him a slap on the face.

IS SHIZUN TRYING NOT TO BLUSH? I CAN’TNSIOGWRIJGOIWRJG I AM IMPLODING RIGHT NOW OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG BLUSH AND KISS HIM NOW he is so protective of lbh omg my heart i can’t breath-

EDIT 13:

Outside of the Mausoleum, the scene was bathed in light. Without prompting, Luo Binghe reached out a hand to support Shen Qingqiu.

As a matter of fact, it really had been a long time since they had had this sort of normal interaction.

i feel so lucky to be alive and be able to read this

EDIT 14:

Luo Binghe suddenly said, “But, other than hearing Shizun cry…” 　　 Shen Qingqiu smiled faintly. “En? Who was crying?” 　　 Luo Binghe immediately changed his tune. “Other than hearing someone cry, there was also this strange feeling.”

(OMG PLS DON’T TELL ME HE FELT- *giggles*)

He said quietly, “What sort of feeling?” 　　 Luo Binghe shook his head. “… I can’t say.” 　　 “Does it hurt?” 　　 “It doesn’t hurt, it’s very…”

He hadn’t finished speaking, his face showing a bewildered expression, looking down at himself. 　　 Shen Qingqiu: “…” 　　 Sky pillar hello, sky pillar goodbye!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH MY LUNGS- MY CHEST- HELPPPP- so you’re telling my he felt shizun palming him but he didn’t feel him hug him all the time?!?!?!?! PRIORITIES, I GUESS

LOOK HOW CUTE AND EMBARESSED THEY ARE AAAAAAAH

EDIT 15:

Earlier, Luo Binghe was not quite pleased when he was not able to shatter them into pieces, but now that they had delivered themselves on a silver platter he was quite satisfied. His knuckles cracking, he fixed a glare on Zhuzhi-Lang, growling, “You dare feed my Shizun your blood.”

*swoons* LUO BINGHE. LET THEM SEE.

EDIT 16: WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING TO MY SHIZUN OMG CAN YOU FREAKING LEAVE HIM ALONE I AM SO TIRED OF THIS

DO YOU THINK HE IS A HOSPITAL, WITH ALL THESE DIFFERENT KIND OF BLOOD IN HIS BODY!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!

Who else but him would be drinking Heavenly Demon’s blood like Red Bull? Who else but him would have drunk three different Heavenly Demons’ blood?

i love him.

EDIT 17: OF COURSE IT’S A CLIFFHANGER AGAIN

*throws her pc on the floor*

iF tHeY kEeP hUrTiNg ShIzUn I AM GOING TO UNLEASH DEMON LBH LEVEL 9023859032485092384923 AND THEN IT’S YOUR FREAKING BUSINESS-

[thehikingnerd]

Day 103.

 At about 6:30am I woke up to the sound of a truck leaving the ranch property.  We were sleeping just outside their barbwire fence in our tents in what could be described as a ditch, and they easily could have and probably did see us camped there under the trees and behind a thin vail of brush.  I can’t be sure if they saw us or not, but they didn’t stop and try to say anything or run us off.  Either way, we soon packed up, had some breakfast and were on our way, continuing on our long road walk.  Since the original 1800 mile marker of the PCT was unreachable and in the middle of a fire closure, at the same latitude (best I could tell on the map/gps app) I drew my own mile 1800 marker in the gravel at the side of the road.  We continued on and eventually began to run short on water yet again, this road walking was more of a pain in the ass for getting water than I ever would have imagined.  I guess I figured there would be more gas stations and convenience stores along the way, but there was a real lack of these most of the time. We were both about out when we came to another parking lot day use area near highway 62.  Out of desperation I asked a nearby construction worker for some water and he thankfully gave us some. As we drank the water, we rested under the shade of the shelter they had there near the entrance with all of the maps and information.  Then two forestry/fire service trucks pulled in and after talking with them a bit they gave us like 10 bottles of water and a bunch of cold Powerades. Pretty awesome trail/road magic that hit the spot and helped us out.  We now had rested and had everything we needed to keep heading toward Crater Lake.  We eventually get to the sign for Crater Lake National Park and keep going for about 10 miles before we reach Mazama.  All along the way we see workers dealing with brush and trees; efforts to mitigate the fire damage and prevent it from spreading in this area I assumed.  They were cutting most of the smaller trees in the area and stacking them in piles by the roadside.  We stopped to talk to one fire worker about everything that was going on with the fires and to see if he had any info that would be important for us to know. He Showed us a big map of all the fires in the area and even gave a us a couple of more Gatorades before we headed further up the road.  We hadn’t walked very far before Dixie perk and milestone passed by us in an SUV.  They had hitched from the other end of the fire closure into Crater Lake and were heading to the campground there.  They turned around on the road and we didn’t even know it was them until they came back with hands sticking out the window as they approached handing us out some good beers, Reese’s Cups, Snickers, and peaches.  These were all welcomed road/trail magic, but the peaches in particular were amazing.  We chatted a bit, they offered us a ride (but of course Butt’rs and I had to walk to connect our footsteps, so we declined) and then they drove on to the campground.  We continued to eat and drink as we walked, and soon, another fire-worker stopped and gave us peanut butter and jelly sandwiches... this brought our total today up to 5 times we received trail/road magic!! Although road walking has its clear drawbacks, it definitely has its perks as well lol. We still had about 4.5 miles and planned to see Dixie and the rest in about an hour and a half at the campground/restaurant.  As the sun lowered, it lit up the smoke-filled air in a warm orangish yellow glow that was pretty amazing to see. And the scenery itself was starting to change as we could see deep ravines from the road and hear a river down at the bottom. It was so tiring there by the end, but I finally made it to our destination only to see no sign of Dixie at the restaurant.  I came back around the outside of the restaurant and saw that Butt'rs had made it in just a few minutes behind me. We checked out the store there and walked into the campground area to look for them all, and to find the PCT campsite.  But the place was huge, and we were already beat and kind of wanted to just be done walking for the day. So we went back to pay to sleep in the campground and asked them where the PCT site was since we couldn’t’ find it on our own, it was seriously one of the largest campgrounds I’d ever seen. We finally found it and dropped off our bags and went to the restaurant to eat dinner as at this point we still had no sign of the others and were honestly a bit annoyed and puzzled that they were nowhere to be found and had not left us any word of where they were or what had happened to them.  With no cell service and no battery on Chinese Valentine’s Day, I waited there at the restaurant for my battery to charge enough to just get into the green range and then went to the by then already closed general store so that I could connect to the wifi network at the picnic area out front.  I had no choice but to pay online to use their wifi, so I bought an hour of wifi connection and then finally was able to message Angie and Facetime for the holiday J. After a good conversation and getting to catch up and see one another, I went back to a restroom and left my battery pack to charge overnight.  I finally went to bed at around 11pm after having to set up in the dark.

[thisdayinfavrd]

April 9, 2009

At some point, each and every one of these people had to say to themselves "You know, I think I'll start carrying around a tiny dog."   @Remiel (Remiel) – 68

Adulthood ultimately means becoming a hypocrite on your own terms.   @hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann) – 66

Words which I have been informed should not be used to describe bowel movements: "bourgeois", "effervescent", "hometown favorite".   @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 62

Woke up this morning to find my son doing Sudoku puzzles while listening to NPR. This bodes poorly for the NFL career I chose for him.   @bcompton (Doom Nibbler) – 53

I want to order a latte from my iPhone but my entire village got dysentery from a tainted water supply. Haha, total third world problem.   @lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) – 49

Fact: Boats are called "she" because they protect cargo like a mother and wouldn't mind you getting off your fat ass to help sometimes.   @hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann) – 46

Jesus died for your Peeps.   @awryone (Josh Donoghue) – 46

I love pawing through Easter grass in search of the uneaten black jelly beans. Makes me feel like a baboon searching his mate for parasites.   @adamisacson (Adam Isacson) – 46

To funeral home lady: "Guess I'm kinda a buddhist. To me, this thing's a meat bag; once the battery dies, just cut me up for bait. Go nuts."   @hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann) – 46

I’m hoping the resurgent fail whale is an “Are the new people gone yet?” trick.   @gruber (John Gruber) – 45

Brown Fox: Look at that dog lying there.  Grey Fox: So lazy.  Brown Fox: Think I can jump him?  Grey Fox: Totally, but be quick.   @joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) – 44

Oh, I can find a way to make fun of you for liking something I also like. Trust me. This is the internet.   @CcSteff (Stephanie) – 44

If you have to ask your doctor if you're healthy enough for sexual activity, the answer is probably no. Save the co-pay.   @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 43

I just got a text message that read, "ASS FOUNTAIN." I hope I'm not a spy or something. I don't like the sound of this mission.   @trelvix (Trelvix) – 43

Well, hellooo, sexy homepage music. This is one high-end site. Let me just shut my office door, unzip my pants, and read your annual report.   @texburgher (Geoff Barnes) – 43

Based on the trending topics, I think Jesus got voted off American Idol.   @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 42

Seder?! I hardly even oh forget it.   @Moltz (Moltz) – 41

Comp Sci majors have no problem understanding things like infinite set theory, yet can't seem to comprehend the Every Other Urinal rule.   @detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) – 40

It's sweet when little kids blow you goodnight kisses. Then you realize you're going to bed before the little kids and you get a little sad.   @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 39

"Sometimes I buy a latte and don't take a cardboard sleeve just so I can feel something. Anything." This performace review just got awkward.   @secretsquirrel (Ryan Bateman) – 39

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I posted 53 times in 2022

22 posts created (42%)

31 posts reblogged (58%)

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I tagged 52 of my posts in 2022

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#fic recs - 17 posts

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Longest Tag: 62 characters

#i imagined childe staring down at thoma a little more hot-ly..

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

and youre an nctzen too ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻

yes. i. am. my top three are jaehyun jaemin and lucas 😚

2 notes - Posted April 8, 2022

#4

im so h-word for mark its not funny anymore

3 notes - Posted December 22, 2022

#3

yuta nakamoto. thats it.

9 notes - Posted March 30, 2022

#2

TGIF — thank god its friday (M)

pairing fratboy!childe x fem!reader (ft. fratboy!thoma)

cw readers insert, smut, slight angst and fluff if you squint, dacryphilia, overstimulation, drunk sex, virgin!reader, virginity loss, unprotected sex (wrap it before ya tap it), manhandling, rough sex, fingering, orgasm denial, mentions of having a baby

wc 3.5k

synopsis you transfer to a new school to stop your old habits, but you find yourself repeating the same mistakes, meeting someone new along the way.

a/n this is my part of @astraluvs schoolsout!collab, its my first time joining a collaboration and its also my first time attempting to write something THIS LONG.. lowkey disappointed at childes persona in here bc i originally wanted him to be more of a player, i was so tempted into changing this to a threesome *sigh* anyhow, i hope yall enjoy this fic!!

navi

The whole point of you transferring to a new university in the first place was to stop hanging with your group of friends, they were bad influence you thought. Never studying, always partying. It was them who came up to you after classes, encouraging you to join them almost every night, getting all drunk and not being able to focus in class in the morning. Your grades kept slipping, from being a straight-A student to someone who fails at almost all their classes. Both your parents and teachers were extremely disappointed in you. Of course you were disappointed in yourself too, wondering what was going to happen to your future if this goes on. At some point, you decided to cut them off and start a new life, burying your old one. You soon realise that not one of them tried contacting you, it hurt knowing you weren’t anything important but you were grateful since it was easier for you to forget about them. It hasn’t even been a month since you transferred, and yet here you are. In a house full of people you barely knew. How could you have let this happen? You tried searching for your friends who brought you to this party but they were out of your line of sight, nowhere to be seen. Deep down you knew they weren’t truly your friends, ‘the more the merrier’, that’s what they all say. Perhaps it was you who really wanted to come in the first place. Hoping someone would drag you to some random ass house so you could use that as an excuse.

Maybe I shouldn’t have came here, you thought to yourself. Sighing, you took a few steps back, accidentally bumping into someone before you even got the chance to leave. “Woah there,” you stumbled, back leaning against the person who held onto your shoulder. You straightened your way-too-short dress, turning around to apologise, holy fuck he’s tall, and hot. You were called tall throughout your entire life but you still had to tilt your head up in order to take a good look at him. He’s got ocean-like eyes peeking through his curly ginger hair. He was holding a solo cup in his other hand. Oh his fingers are pretty too.. “Hey you alright?” The ginger lowered his head to make direct eye contact with you. His face coming in way too close, to the point where your noses almost touched. You could feel your face burning up, it was as if you were drunk even though you have not had a single sip of alcohol. “Huh? Oh- yeah no, i’m fine,” you spat out a bunch of words while waving your arms around, “sorry, didn’t see you behind me. I was just about to- uhm, ‘bouta leave,” pointing towards the door. You mentally punched yourself in the face for acting weirdly, the awkward waving of arms and your dumb stuttering. You were starting to think you might’ve given him the worst first impression humankind could ever possibly offer.

You spot his small smirk as he stood up straight, it wasn’t obvious though. “Leaving already? The party just started,” he stated, “can’t have a pretty lady like you walking out the door tonight.” You let out a soft laugh, “I would love to stay, but there’s a quiz on Monday and I must get a good grade.”

“It’s a Friday, let loose!” He snickers, “You here alone?” Let’s be real, you really had to rush home and study, that was the initial plan. But it wasn’t everyday that an extraordinarily attractive male spikes up a conversation with you. You’re such a sucker for good looks. You replied, “nope, I came with some of my uhh friends?” Slanting your head to the right, “but I lost them.” He slightly nods his head while keeping his gaze on you, you broke eye contact a couple of times but he kept staring non-stop. You weren’t uncomfortable though, you were just blushing awfully much. Did that even make any sense?

“Oh right. I didn’t quite catch your name, I’m Ajax.” He flashes you a smile. If that wasn’t the most captivating smile ever, gosh even his name was sexy. Ajax.. you’ve never heard of such a name, it’s really unique. Fits him really well too, like it was made for him and him only. You giggle and told him your name. “Mmm, pretty name you got there,” he says as he gulps down the rest of his beer. “Could say the same about you, Ajax.” You counter, flipping your hair behind your shoulder. All of a sudden, you remembered that you were supposed to be in your room studying your ass off. Whilst debating if you should head home or stay, a voice called out for the person in front of you, “Ajax! Wanna join us?” Ajax hits them with a confused expression. “Beer pong you idiot!” A guy with blonde hair snaps at him. Ajax raised his arm telling the blonde to give him a minute before he turns to look at you, “team up with me.”

“Me?” Pointing your index finger towards yourself. “Yeah you, who else?” He chuckles. Ajax thought you were cute since the moment you bumped into him, the way your eyes wander around because you somehow get shy from just looking at him. The way you said you had to rush home yet you remained talking to him, answering all his questions. He genuinely wanted you to stay. Ajax doesn’t always enjoy parties even though he’s one of the hosts. He was always in the spotlight, girls fawning over him 24/7. The guys wanting to be a part of his friend group so they could be labelled as one of them. Eventually, he got tired of that and stayed in his room most of the time. He sort of knew that you were new because you didn’t know who he was. I mean we are talking about Ajax here, centre of the crowd? Yeah you get the gist. He was surprised you have not indicated that you wanted him sexually as majority of the females he met in the house always wanted to have a taste of him right off the bat. Not that you knew.

To be honest, he was right. It’s a Friday and you were going to be very, very free for the next two days. “Alright,” you mumble, giving in. “Now we’re talkin’,” Ajax slides his arm around your waist and pulls you towards the table. He introduces you to the two guys who were going to be playing with you, the blonde — Thoma, and a tall guy with light blue hair — Ayato. “Oh wow, Ajax teaming up with a girl?” Ayato chuckles whilst raising his eyebrows, shocked since he’s never seen the ginger being social since forever. “Ya know how to play the game pretty?” Thoma winks at you, throwing a ping pong ball up and catching it. “Yeah,” you nod your head, “i’m a lil rusty though.” You thought they were both quite attractive and friendly, just like Ajax, but you failed to notice the dirty looks Thoma and Ayato were exchanging in between each other. Both eyeing you up and down but immediately stops after realising Ajax has been glaring at them.

The game starts off with Ajax throwing a ball into a cup, it bounces out and lands in another. “Drink up.” He says. The opposite team each grabbing a cup, gulping down the contents. It was really impressive at how good he was at beer pong. You jump a little whenever Ajax gets the ball in, but you got a bit too excited during his fifth throw and accidentally hit his arm, causing him to break his streak. “Ah i’m sorry, I didn’t mean to-”

“All good princess, we’re winning.” Ajax utters, giving you a light pat on the head. You could feel butterflies in your tummy, who wouldn’t. He probably said that because he was comfortable with you, he does this to everyone, you thought. Seeing how easily he calls you by the pet name, you assume it was a habit of his. You weren’t special. Trying to cancel the thought out of your head, Ayato got one in and you drank from the cup. The game ended with you as the last throw, “We won!” You turn to Ajax, high-fiving him with both hands. He snickers, “nice throw.” Thoma downs the drink. Smiling, he leans on the table, “good game, you lied about being rusty didn’t you.” You laughed at him, shrugging your shoulders. “Maybe I did! Well that was fun, but I desperately need to know where the bathroom is right now,” fanning yourself, you tug the top of your dress due to the heat circulating in you. Not aware of the stares on your exposed cleavage. You look up at Ajax who is now taking off his varsity jacket, forcing it onto you, zipping it up. “Ajax, it’s so damn hot.” Before you had the chance to ask about his actions, he shoos you away. “Toilet’s upstairs, end of the hallway, on the left. I’m gonna go take a smoke.” As you were about to leave, you hear him say: keep the jacket on.

“You saw the way Ajax was lookin’ at her right?” Thoma speaks, cleaning up the table. “Seein’ how he’s keepin’ her all to himself, bet she’s real good in bed.”

“Twenty dollars if you’re the one fucking her instead of Ajax tonight.” Ayato snickers.

“Twenty?” Thoma says, “make it fifty.”

“Deal.”

You glance at the jacket through the mirror. Still very confused on why he told you to keep the jacket on. You were all sweaty so you decided to unzip it instead. You came out of the toilet after cleaning yourself up, walking down the stairs to find Ajax. You roamed around aimlessly in the backyard until you saw him on the phone, talking to someone.

“You should sleep earlier, it’s not good for your health,” taking a puff out of his cigarette. “Yeah, love you too. Goodnight.” He smiles as he ends the call.

Love you too? So he does have a girlfriend, all that sweet talking down the drain. You sigh, boys will be boys. You didn’t understand why you were mad, he wasn’t your boyfriend and you definitely do not have a crush on him. So why? Maybe you were attached to him even though you just met him. Ajax disposes his cig on the ground and steps on it. “Oh y/n, why’re you out?”

“To return you your jacket,” you reply, taking off the jacket and shoving it in his chest. Without saying another word, you walked back into the house. Leaving Ajax dumbfounded in the backyard. You wanted to leave but you would rather get drunk and laid. You grab a beer from the counter, chugging down the entire can. Throwing away the empty can, you spot Thoma waving you over, “You okay?” He asks, concerned about you. “I wish I was,” you mumble softly. Thoma figures something happened between you and Ajax. “A bunch of my friends wanted to play truth or dare, you in?”

You have lost track of time, forgetting where you left your phone at. Now you’re following Thoma up the stairs, into a room with both alcohol and laughter. “Get off my fuckin’ bed.” Thoma orders right when he steps into the room, his room. He said that to Ayato who was on the bed making out with some girl. The scene made your cunt flutter a little. Thinking back to the last time you had sex, which was never. Yeah. You are a virgin at your age. For someone who goes to clubs and parties a lot, this was embarrassing news. It wasn’t as if you wanted to save it for someone you love. You were just picky with men. You were also scared of doing it, though you were always horny to get dicked down. After a while of chattering, everyone in the room sat in a circle. Some of them sitting close together, some lying down on their stomach. “C’mere,” Thoma pats the spot right in the middle of this legs. You were hesitant but sat down anyways.

“Right then, rules are that if you can’t speak the truth or do the dare, you drink.” A girl with gorgeous brown hair states.

“Hu Tao sit your ass down, i’m starting.” A pink haired girl complains. “Okay, let’s see.. Ayato!”

“Truth. You suck at giving truths Yanfei.” Ayato replies.

“No I dont! But is it true that you’re gay..?” While their conversations were going on, you body jolts when Thoma rests his hands on your thigh. Dangerously close to your red zone, but you ignored it for the time being. You didn’t know the people in the room except for Thoma and Ayato, so being fully honest, it’s boring. Eventually, Thoma’s name got brought up.

“Dare.” Thoma shifts his body closer to yours, his fingers now playing with the hem of your dress. You could feel yourself heating up, unsure if it was because of the alcohol or if you were getting needy. Your brain was starting to get tired and dizzy.

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My #1 post of 2022

cw: size kink

thinking about itto trying to fit his unimaginable huge cock into your tight cunt. him stretching you out while his fingernails are sinking into your hips. “i-itto,” you say as you place a hand on his lower stomach, trying to push him away, “wont fit, ‘s too big.” you hear him chuckle, “don’t worry, i’ll make it fit.” tears filling up your eyes as you feel him thrust his entire length into you, “fuck.. you’re so tight.” itto whispering how good it feels being inside of you while kissing you deeply. no words coming from your lips except choking sobs and your pretty moans.

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[unicornladybug]

101 Reasons NOT to commit suicide today

1. I'm (you're) awesome. 2. Miraculous Ladybug Season 2 3. Try all pop tart flavors 4. Will Adele come out with a 27 Album? 5. I (you) haven't traveled to all countries in the world 6. Will they make another Sherlock Season? 7. First female doctor (Doctor Who) 8. Rewatch reread Harry Potter 9. I (you) haven't heard all songs in the world 10. First female US president 11. First openly gay US president 12. First trans US president First US president of Asian decent 13. First Native American US president 14. First (insert thing that hasn't happened yet) US president 15. I (you (maybe)) haven't kissed anyone yet (romantically) 16. Will I (you) ever like alcohol? 17. What has happened to my (your) kindergarten teacher? 18. End to the civil war in Syria 19. Understand what is going on between Israel and Palestine 20. I (you) haven't eaten entire bucket of ice cream 21. I (you) haven't been to a concert for my (your) favorite band 22. I (you) haven't baked a three tiered cake with FONDANT decor 23. I (you) haven't gone skydiving 24. I (you) haven't gone normal diving 25. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches 26. I (you) haven't gone to a pride parade 27. I (you) haven't come out to your conservative family 28. I (you) haven't been to Paris (and not gotten sick/hospitalized) 29. I (you) haven't confessed your love to my (your) (past) crush 30. My (your) soulmate (I BELIEVE) 31. My (your) wedding 32. What is the undefined answer to something divided by zero? 33. My (your) best friends' weddings and future kids (who are gonna be cray) 34. Are there aliens out there? 35. What in hell is a pop tart (insert all weird candy here)? 36. Christmas, Hanukkah, Halloween, Ramadan, ... 37. Will I (you) ever (finally) get a girlfriend (or significant other)? 38. Finding clothes I (you) feel HOT in 39. Will there be a Saeran or V route in mystic messenger? 40. Being able to drink legally 41. Going to university 42. Throwing an actual party (which I haven't done) 43. Seeing what all my (your) friends end up doing with their lives 44. Will my (your) friend become a drunkard? @deathtobluejeans 45. Have a couch for my (your) possibly drunkard friend to use (I got you @deathtobluejeans) 46. Finish writing my (your) fan fictions 47. Will the US fall to shit? 48. Helping people if/when the US falls to shit 49. Laughing at a clown fish 50. Pull a successful prank 51. Stand up to the person who bullied me (you) 52. Having a successful come back 53. PUNS. That's it just puns. Using them. 54. I (you might) want to go to some place where couples make out (like those Make out Point places in movies) and blast the Macarena and start to dance on top of my (your) car with my (your) future wife (spouse) 55. Having a child and showing them every Studio Ghibli Film and crying for hours 56. Will there be a toy story 4?? 57. The Incredibles 2 (daarling) 58. Getting another (or just a) pet *cough* dogs rule *cough* 59. Doing pranks and such with my (your) child 60. Best friends' birthdays 61. Pancakes. 62. Going skinny dipping 63. Getting into a college 64. Discovering/Eat more exotic food 65. Seeing gay marriage legalized in all countries 66. Helping the earth through climate change 67. See an armadillo in person 68. Summit (another) mountain 69. Will I pass my learners permit test? 70. Get my license 71. Breakfast tomorrow 72. Going to a music festival 73. Going to a film festival 74. Going to the oscars 75. Going to Shakespeare in the park 76. Directing my (your) own show 77. Create my (your) own album 78. Riding a bike and not falling on my (your) ass 79. Taking a nice shower 80. Seeing mental health being addressed in government/society 81. Overcoming my (your) anxiety, depression, eating disorder... 82. Becoming fluent in Mandarin (or other language) 83. Yelling at people in French (or another language you might be proficient or fluent in) 84. Becoming fluent in ASL and LSF 85. Sneaking out of my (your) house (to get food lol) 86. Watch my (your) favorite youtubers' videos 87. Buying myself (yourself) lingerie 88. The feeling when I (you) ace a test 89. Falling in love (again) and when my (your) heart races 90. Miraculous Ladybug Seasons 3-483937373 91. Jam session in my (your) car 92. Making fun of my (your) best friend when around their crush 93. Getting a good night sleep. 94. Feeling the butterflies on my (your) first date with someone 95. Rewatching Pokémon (and finding my old deck (catch 'em all) 96. What will I (you) have for lunch tomorrow? 97. Mike Pence official website 98. My (your) next birthday 99. Should I (you) get a tattoo? 100. I am (you are) unique in all the world and no one can ever replace me (you), because i am (you are) one in an infinite number of people that are or could have lived right now 101. Will there be another Avatar series (last airbender/legend of korra NOT THE BLUE PEOPLE)

[noahsflynn-archive]

i was tagged by @jeffreycombs bc she’s the bestest egg of them all and is v good to me. tag 20 peeps.

last

1. drink - irn bru

2. phone call -  it was from my mum’s phone but i spoke to her and my dad

3. text message - my dad

4. song you listened to - stupid for you by waterparks, and my god i’m obsessed???? i’d never heard it before... i’m listening to the ‘pure pop punk’ playlist on spotify and this song just happened to be on it.

5. time you cried - today bc of one day at a time

ever

6. dated someone twice? - nope

7. kissed someone and regretted it - nope

8. been cheated on - no

9. lost someone special - a couple of people

10. been depressed - ...

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - never been drunk, and i don’t think i’d want to get that drunk

fave colours

12. blue

13. purple

14. pink

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - yeah

16. fallen out of love - nope

17. laughed until you cried - yes, i literally did that a couple of nights ago while watching the slow mo guys videos

18. found out someone was talking about you - no? i’m assuming this means in a negative way, so idk i hope people wouldn’t waste their time lmao

19. met someone who changed you - it’s hard to remember what happened in the last year, so i’m going to say yes, just in case dfghjk

20. found out who your friends are - i have the same friends i had a year ago so

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - yes

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - majority.

23. do you have any pets - no *whispers* one day

24. do you want to change your name - thought about it. i have phases of not liking my name, but i could never settle on another if i did so yeah

25. what did you do for your last birthday - on my actual birthday, nothing. things were happening with my family so there wasn’t really a chance. i remember i went out with my mum to buy my present the day after? i really forget what else happened

26. what time did you wake up today - sometime between 10am and 11am

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - watching one day at a time

28. what is something you cant wait for - just bc it crossed my dash just now: love, simon.

30. what are you listening to right now - that ‘pure pop punk’ playlist on spotify (blink-182 is on atm <333)

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - there were a couple in my year at school so probably

32. something thats getting on your nerves - hahaha listen, pal, that’s a long list

33. most visited website - tumblr and youtube probably, but i use facebook to talk to my friends and twitter to talk to my boyfriend

34. hair colour - brown, but there are bits that are a different shade near the tips because i dyed some of my hair red like 2 years ago and despite my hair growing quickly (and several haircuts) my hair still isn’t one shade dfghjk

35. long or short hair - my hair touches my shoulders (shortish)

36. do you have a crush on someone - i mean, my boyfriend, is that an obvious answer?

37. what do you like about yourself - let’s not open that can of worms. tbh i could have a killer fashion sense if i just... tried lmao

38. want any piercings? - my fucking helix and i got it done, but the piercing kept getting knocked and bleeding and it was too much pain to put up with so i had to take it out

39. blood type - idk wish i did though

40. nicknames - most common one is dani but i have nicknames that are specific to one or two people... e.g. bones, hamy, doodles, i’ve even been called ‘little d’ a lot by someone dfghjk people also referred to me as luna a lot bc of an old username

41. relationship status - in one

42. zodiac - capricorn

43. pronouns - she / her

44. fave tv shows - don’t ask such harsh questions but bones is a pretty safe option

45. tattoos - i wish

46. right or left handed - right but i use my left hand more often than you’d expect

47. ever had surgery - nope

48. piercings - ear lobes, twice technically but i only ever wear one set

49. sport - does watching them count?

50. vacation - no current plans

51. trainers - when i’m not working (or being lazy at home) i basically live in converse

more general

52. eating - nothing, but i told myself like 2 hours ago i’d make myself a tuna and cheese wrap and i still want it

53. drinking - irn bru (it’s a bit 2 litre bottle)

54. i’m about to watch - unless someone has uploaded a new video on youtube, nothing right now

55. waiting for - the food i’m going to make after i finish making this gifset 

56. want - food

57. get married - at some point, yeah, probably

58. career - TO BE PAID MONEY EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS ME THIS GOD DAMN QUESTION. i just want to create. perhaps work in film and television. i. don’t. know.

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - hugs... sometimes.

60. lips or eyes - eyes

61. shorter or taller - taller

62. older or younger - older

63. nice arms or stomach - both? but arms i guess

64. hookup or relationship - well, i’ve never had a hookup and i’ve been in a relationship for a long ass time so i guess relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant - well i’m personally hesitant as shit but i think it’s good to be a mixture of the two

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - no

67. drank hard liquor - yes, kind of? i mean i’ve had a couple in jelly form or mixed with coke? but not very much at once

68. lost glasses - like the ones you see with? no, i would cry if i lost my glasses. unless my eyes are closed i can’t handle not having my glasses on.

69. turned someone down - possibly?????? it would have been a long time ago dfghjk

70. sex on first date - never had sex so i really don’t think i’m the best person to have an opinion but honestly, you do you. i probably wouldn’t but who knows

71. broken someones heart - no...?

72. had your heart broken - nope

73. been arrested - hahhaa no

74. cried when someone died - like a baby

75. fallen for a friend - yes

do you believe in

76. yourself - not a bit

77. miracles - a little

78. love at first sight - attraction at first sight, a “wow you seem cool and it looks like we might have shared interests and perhaps this could go somewhere” at first sight fghjkl

79. santa clause - do i get an extra christmas present if i say yes?

80. kiss on a first date - i really couldn’t care

81. angels - uh huh

other

82. best friend’s name - i hate this question, so i’m going to go with my oldest friend... sophie

83. eye colour - brown

84. fave movie - so many but i have a massive soft spot for the fast and furious franchise for many reasons that are hard to explain

85. fave actor - a lot.. kristen stewart, paul walker, vin diesel, michelle rodriguez, heath ledger, james mcavoy, etc, etc.

tagging 20: 90% of the people i could tag have been or they won’t answer this so i’m not going to, but if you see this and want to do it, please do, and feel free to tag me in it <3

[iluvu3k]

Prompt Sentences!

Currently taking requests for:

Tom Holland or Peter Parker

Danny Avidan

Request things here . Please please please and thanks thanks thanks

1.      “Marry me.”

2.      “Just pretend to be my date”.  

3.      “You know what I like most about people? Pets.”

4.      “That’s it. End of discussion.”

5.      “Just admit I’m right.”

6.      “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”

7.      “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?”

8.      “Kiss my ass.”

9.      “I hate you.”

10.   [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now…

11.   “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!”

12.   “I can’t be in love with you!”

13.   “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”

14.   “I shouldn’t be in love with you!”

15.   “Are you still awake..?”

16.   “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?”

17.   “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”

18.   “What’s with the box?”

19.   “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.”

20.   “I might have had a few shots.”

21.   “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”

22.   “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”

23.   “Were you ever going to tell me?”

24.   “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.”

25.   “Run away with me.”

26.   “You can’t die. Please don’t die.”

27.   “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…”

28.   [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.

29.   “I’m going to take care of you, okay?”

30.   “Stay the night. Please.”

31.   “Are you sure this is legal?”

32.   “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”

33.   “I swear it won’t happen again.”

34.   “I could kiss you right now!”

35.   “I have something to tell you…”

36.   “I think I’m pregnant.”

37.   “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!”

38.   “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”

39.   “Take off your clothes.”

40.   “Are you wearing my shirt?”

41.   “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”

42.   “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.”

43.   “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.”

44.   “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.”

45.   “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”

46.   “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.”

47.   “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.”

48.   “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!”

49.   “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.”

50.   “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.”

51.   “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.”

52.   “To the night you’ll never remember!”

53.   “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”

54.   “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.”

55.   “Did you just… finish?”

56.   [text]: Guess who just got back in town.

57.   “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.”

58.   “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”

59.   “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.”

60.   “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”

61.   "I want you to be the Maid of Honor/Best Man."

62.   "I want you back"

63.   "I cheated on you."

64.   “Love means never having to say you’re sorry for a minor stab wound.”

65.   “I’m not so sure this wedding is such a good idea.”

66.   "Wait... you're having a what?!"

67.   "I am not getting rid of another life! How dare you even suggest that!"

68.   "You're pregnant?! How did this happen?! No, no, no, wait, don't tell me how it happened, never mind.."

69.   "We aren't [dating/engaged/married]! I don't even KNOW you!"

70.   "Would you just quit trying? I'm a lost cause at this point, don't you think?"

71.   "Who are you...?"

72.   "Come on, you have to remember your [insert relation here]!"

73.   "You really don't remember me, do you?"

74.   "Don't you remember? We've been [dating/engaged/married] for [insert number here] weeks/months/years!"

75.   "Don't you remember? We've been [dating/engaged/married] for [insert number here] weeks/months/years!"

76.   “I realise you don’t know me, but please help me, I think I’m going to pass out.”

77.   "Yeah, you look cute. I mean, you always look cute, but this is just a new facet of your cuteness."

78.   "You know we're suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do."

79.   “I don’t believe in regrets. All my experiences, even the ones that didn’t turn out the way I wanted them to, I firmly believe they were all worth it."

80.   "Sometimes the person you love is not the person you're ready ro live with forever."

81.   "I think I may have loved you, but I just need to let you go.

82.   "You want to know what I’m going to do? Nothing! Because I am in a relationship with you and you know very well I can’t leave."

83.   “It’s terrible not to be needed. You’ll see.”

84.   "Well all I can say is, I'm lucky I'm back in your life, because clearly I was lost without you. I mean it's a miracle I'm even still alive."

85.   "You lost your chance."

86.   "I'm no longer single."

87.   "Look we all have days where we can't find our pants, it's one of the certainties of life."

88.   "I wanna be old so I can call people 'whippersnapper'."

[specialagentfluffstein]

All those asks that you havent answered yet

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? More cereal. I’m lactose intolerant so I try to use just enough milk that I’m not eating dry cereal. Dry cereal is a different snack. 

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day? No. 

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? Whatever is close. Usually random coupons. 

4: how do you take your coffee/tea? Coffee with creamer, tea on its own. Unless it’s chai. I like chai with oat milk or vanilla creamer.

5: are you self-conscious of your smile? I used to be, but now I love smiling for the camera, at strangers, pretty much all the time. But I also spent a lot of time practicing and figuring out how to smile without looking weird when I was 9 and super self conscious. 

6: do you keep plants? Yes! I have a plant that might be a Kalanchoe that I’ve managed to keep alive for a few years, despite always forgetting to water it and 3 butt succulents (living stones). 

7: do you name your plants? Nope. Although I do refer to the butts as “The Butts”.

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? I write, mostly. 

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? Yes. I tend to sing song if I’m talking to myself.

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? Side.

12: what’s your favorite planet? Jupiter! Even though that’s where boys go to get more stupider. 

13: what’s something that made you smile today? I found some pictures of my mom in college and we look really similar. 

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? Lots of color. Lots of tchotckes and disney stuff. Jackson Pollock’s Circumcision above the couch.

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! Jupiter is the fastest spinning planet in our solar system. 

16: what’s your favorite pasta dish? Is it pasta? It’s my favorite. Unless it has capers. 

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? Pink!

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. So one time my BF and I went on a road trip up the oregon coast and then to Seattle. He was getting tired on our Seattle leg of the journey so we swapped and I drove for a while. I drive a ford and he drives a subaru. We were in the subaru, and I went to put it in drive, but instead turned the windshield wipers on full blast. Out of habit, I pulled down on it, since that’s where the gear shift is in my truck. His is not. I have yet to live it down.

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? I do! I have a planner for dates and scheduling stuff, a Bullet Journal that I keep my mood tracker and habit tracker and various lists in, a gratitude log, and my ‘write about your day and your feelings’ journal. I just filled my last one, and now I get to start a new one!

20: what’s your favorite eye color? Blue.

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. I have a 5.11 backpack that I used in college, and then used to travel, and now I’m currently using it as my roller derby bag. It’s super versatile. And I can put patches and pins on it.

22: are you a morning person? Yes. Or at least I pretend to be.

23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? Knit and watch TV.

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? My counselor. 

25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into? An old abandoned mansion. I was on a ride along and the cop I was with wanted to check for “juvenile delinquents.”

26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit? My pink double tongue low top converse.

27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor? I feel like there was a strawberry watermelon hubba bubba flavor I loved as a kid, but maybe I imagined it. 

29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? Pspsps’s at literally every cat they see.

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? Yes. 

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. I love socks. I’ve knitted myself four pairs, and I love wearing disney socks and I just love socks. 

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. My friends and I are boring old people and we are asleep at 3 am. 

33: what’s your fave pastry? Uhhh.. At this point in my life anything gluten free that doesn’t taste like cardboard. 

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? A stuffed rabbit. Their name is ‘ruggy bunny’. It’s made from chenille. I still have them and as a full fledged adult sleep with them (and all my other squishy friends). 

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? So. Fucking. Much. I love Sakura Jelly Roll pens and washi tape and stickers and felt tip pens and ink joy pens and I love the crayola Take Note line and anything from The Happy Planner. I love it all so much. 

36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now? Deee-Lite or The The

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? I like keeping it clean. I used to say my room always needed to be Teen Vogue ready, back when Teen Vogue would have pics of some famous girl in her bedroom on the last page. 

38: tell us about your pet peeves! Other drivers. 

39: what color do you wear the most? I usually wear quite a few different colors, especially in the summer.

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you? My uncle (who’s not my uncle, just a close family friend) bought me a diamond necklace when I was 10, because he said my first diamond shouldn’t be from a boy, so that way it would just be another piece of jewelry, and not my ‘first diamond.’ In hindsight, that was kind of a cool thing to do, because now I don’t feel like I have to keep or get rid of jewelry just because of who I associate it with. If it’s a nice piece, it’s a nice piece. It’s not my first diamond. 

41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving? Outlander. It’s so well researched, and it’s got political intrigue and smut but I never felt like I was being talked down to or treated like a dumb reader. 

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! I do! It’s a local place and it’s got old squashy couches and different tables and big windows. One location looks out over the marina here. 

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? My boyfriend.

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? Not any time within recent memory. 

45: do you trust your instincts a lot? Yes. They’re usually right. 

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of. How does NASA throw a party? They Planet!

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? Cashews. 

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? Yes. Getting left behind in the grocery store. 

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? I love buying records, I’ve slowed down on CDs in favor of vinyl. I bought Johnny Jewel’s Themes for Television. 

50: what’s an odd thing you collect? Taxidermy and furs. 

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? Joe Jacksons “Is She Really Going Out With Him?” 

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? Anything Baby Yoda. 

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? I’ve seen RHPS, and been to a midnight showing. I love it. I’ve also seen Beetlejuice, it’s not my fave, but it’s fun. 

54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? My boyfriend when we discovered our favorite pho place closed. 

55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point? Everything I do is a dramatic thing to prove a point. 

56: what are some things you find endearing in people? Laughs! I love peoples laughs. 

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? So good. I’ve been drinking, and I sang it quietly to myself with all the voices. 

58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? Why? I struggle with this classification of women and the exploitation of the rampant alcoholism among women who are likely suffering from depression in addition to alcoholism. 

59: what’s your favorite myth? That David Bowie had two different colored eyes. And cryptid stuff. 

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? I like poetry from the 20th century, and I love slam Poetry. My all time favorite poem is William Carlos Williams’ “This is Just To Say”

61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received? Both of these can be answered with “Bath and Body Works Body Wash”

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? Sometimes! I love orange juice. 

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? I want to be, when I have the space. My records are in alphabetical order. 

64: what color is the sky where you are right now? Dark Blue

65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with? My two besties who are kicking ass and living their best life in South Korea. 

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like? Massive and full of really bright flowers. Sunflowers and carnations and gerber daisies and just so much color. 

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? They make me feel like cuddling by a fire.

68: what’s winter like where you live? Fucking. Miserable. 

69: what are your favorite board games? Monopoly! I also like card games. 

70: have you ever used a ouija board? Nope. I ain’t fucking around with that shit. 

71: what’s your favorite kind of tea? Chai, green, and Thai. 

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it? Yes.

73: what are some of your worst habits? Popping any joint I possibly can and peeling my nail polish (which is why I will never get gels).

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. They are very tall and do the best John Mulaney impression. 

75: tell us about your pets! I don’t have any. :(  But I want three corgis named Navy Bean, Gerladine, and Jolene. And a pitbull named Korg. 

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t? Probably going through my clothes so I can find my Star Wars shirt for Monday. 

77: pink or yellow lemonade? Pink. I don’t really like lemonade, but I love the pink lemonade lip smackers chapstick I have. 

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? Very firmly in the hateclub. 

79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? My mom made me an advent calendar one year with little makeup things and trinkets wrapped individually and hung from the ceiling. It was so fun.

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why? Sleeping Beauty Castle Pink! One wall has glitter! Yes I did! I love pink and it looks nice with all my bright furniture. 

81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. The spine of my copy of The Hatchet. 

82: are/were you good in school? Yes. I was built for the American School System and now that I can’t prove my worth with papers and multiple choice tests I’m kinda struggling. 

83: what’s some of your favorite album art? I love the cover of The Velvet Underground and Nico that Andy Warhol did and the cover of Led Zeppelin III with the rotating art. 

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? Yeah! I want a lightning bolt (a la Bowie or The Killers) on my ankle and my sister and I want to get some matching ones of Chuckie Chickenhawk (my grandfather’s event mascot)

85: do you read comics? what are your faves? I do, although not as much as I used to. I love Nightwing. 

86: do you like concept albums? which ones? Yeah! I love Marty Robbins’ Gunfighter Ballads, and of course David Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust. 

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? Everything except minimalism, and even then I like that a little bit. But I love abstract and pop art. But really I just love art. I love going to museums when I travel. 

89: are you close to your parents? My mom hell yeah!

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities. I love Seattle. I love the art and how much there is of it! I also have a soft spot for Meeker CO, weird republican little town that it is. 

91: where do you plan on traveling this year? Ahahahahahahahaha. Ha. *soft crying*

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? Depends on the pasta dish. 

93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most? Well when I don’t have horrible too long quarantine hair, and it’s at shoulder length, I like wearing it down or half up. Lately it’s been in a ponytail or a bun. 

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday? My neighbor turned 30.

95: what are your plans for this weekend? Gonna go roller skate at the outdoor roller hockey rink on Saturday and then go do some shooting on blm land on Sunday. 

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? I am a horrible procrastinator. 

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house? ESTJ, Virgo, Slytherin or Gryffindor. On my first pottermore account I got Gryffindor, and then I could figure out my password so I made another one and got Slytherin. 

98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it? I went hiking two weekends ago and it was awesome!

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them. The Killers’ Battleborn, The The’s This Is The Day, Deee- Lite’s Groove Is In The Heart, Panic! At The Disco’s That Green Gentleman, The Avett Brothers’ Head Full Of Doubt/Road Full Of Promise (actually, anything by the Avett Bros resonates with my soul.)

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? Why? Five years in the future. Because hopefully I’d be in a more stable place in my life. 

Thanks for Asking!

[r-o-se]

Produce 101 Season 2 Ep 7 lit lit lit 92 point running commentary 

hey whats up squad fam id link where I watched it but it was like 4 different sources so I’m sorryyyyy message me and ask for them later

1.      They’re jumping right into it and its BTS Spring Day stage all are pastely beige pink and its cute af this is the youngest group on average and has the small Woojin, Kim Youngjin, Kenta, Seonho and Bae Jinyoung

2.      Younjin wants to be center/main vocal eventho hes originally a rapper and I understannd WHY he wants it but to have a rapper as main vocal is…… not clever

3.      Holy shit he actually gets to be the main vocal wow I’m shook as hell

4.      Seokhoon is making angry eyes at him tho and now Woojin is a shitton better at this checkup and gets to be the new center

5.      He has problems hitting the high note though poor baby

6.      Baejy gets praised by BoA and he gets cute and smiley as fuck its adorableeeeee

7.      SEONHO IS PLAYING PIANO IM PROUD OF MY LIL BABY BIRD

8.      Baby Woojin didn’t fully hit the note but he didn’t fully miss ti either so its okkkk

9.      Kenta got literally 0 personal screentime though mnet fucking hates him this boy is a GEM you could make so much clips out of him but nooooooooo

10.   Seonho made kissy faces at the camera and Guanlin cringed so hard it was beautiful

11.   Seonho got first aaaahahahha it’s the piano and the visuals but can we just remember the fact that the kid is only what 15? 16? He’s fuckin SMALL

12.   Now the next stage is N Sync-Pop aka the group with one dancer and a bunch of other professions since they got filled also………… WOODAM IS HERE IM SO FUCKING EMO POOR KID

13.   They also got Sangbin, Jung Jung, Insoo, Kiwon, Jaechan and Woodam obviously. Jung Jung is the only og dancer there

14.   I’m very sad about Woodam but I wanna see others too like please…… I miss Sangbin and Insoo… Show them too they literally choreographed the whole thing and GOT PRAISED FOR IT…. And their teamwork was called the best they had seen IM SO GLAD

15.   But their team is all very low numbers it makes me really really sad ugh

16.   Their clothes are so 90s I LOVE IT HOW CUTE

17.   They all dance so well especially for a group of people who aren’t actually dancers

18.   SANGBINI IS SO GOOD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH FUCK

19.   Junghung unzipped his sweater and flipped around OBVIOUSLY

20.   Everyone are clapping in circles aaahahahahah round of applause LITERALLY

21.   Oh my gooooosh WOODAM HAS ASTHMA POOR BABY KID

22.   If Woodam won’t make it I’m going to riot

23.   SANGBIN IS LAST AGAIN LAST HERE AND LAST IN THE GROUP EVALUATION WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT JUSTICE FOR SANGBIN HES A RANK AND INDIVIDUAL TRAINEE AND AN EXCELLENT RAPPER FUCKING VOTE FOR HIM ASSES

24.   NOW ITS TIME FOR A-TOM, EUIWOONG AND MY PINK RAPPER FLUFF WOO JINYOUNGGGGGGGGG THEY ARE DOING

25.   Ajlahlskadf they asked Jinyoung ‘whos the best’ and hes like ahh everyone are good in their own way and they they asked again from Sanggyun and he’s like ‘I’m the best lol’

26.   Wait is this the stage where Ha Minho was…….. because lmao they really did a good job editing him out I’m dead ‘they can’t edit better evil editing isn’t a thing’ MY GUY THEY DELETED A GUY WHO WON A BATTLE!!  WITHOUT IT EVEN BEBING NOTICED IF WE DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS THERE!! GODDAMN

27.   Jinyoung is the centerrrrrrrr love my babe but obvi I’m sad for Sanggyun

28.   Also yall Minho won this battle with an Mnet diss

29.   Sanggyun has problems coming up with lyrics poor babe I hope he’s alright OH NO BABY MESSED UP HIS WORDS TWICE

30.   KAKLKFNAWKNN MINHO IS BLURRED OUT ON STAGE WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

31.    SANGGYUN AND EUIWOONG GOT PRAISEDDDDDDD AND OBVI WOOJY TOO IM SO PROUDDDDD

32.   THEIR STAGE IS SO GOOD THE ENERGY IS SO GOOD WHAT THE FUCK THEY ALL ON FIRE AS FUCK

33.   Cheetah is feeling herself big time

34.   Euiwoong looks so much better here than with the BIL team he looked like a fetus there but rn HES FUCKIN AMAZING

35.   Imagine ranking 4th out of 3 people wow that seems like something that would happen to me lmao poor Euiwoong

36.   A group with no first place how tragic

37.   ITS TIMEEEEEE OFR RHYTHM TA  ok but why choose the same song for two years in a row lol

38.   This team is Gwanghyun, Yoojin and Taewoo

39.   Yoojin hated being a leader back in Be Mine days and now he’s stuck again because Gwanghyun and are submissive fucks

40.   GWANGHYUN IS NERVOUS AND WENT TO ASK JINYOUNG FOR HELP THIS IS SO CUTE AND JINYOUNG BABE GAVE HIM ADVICE INSTEAD OF SENDGIN A RIVAL AWAY

41.   This groups teamwork is seriously amazing I love it so much their dynamic is so amazing

42.   Their energy is so good they sereiously seemed to just fuckin get such a high out of being on stage

43.   Poor Baby Yoojin is last, Taewoo is second and Gwanghyun got first poor baby is crying and the others are cheering him up this is so sweet

44.   BoA Amazing kiss is up next with Dongsu, JELLY HEESEOK WHO I HAVENT SEEN IN WEEKS LOVE YOU BABE DO WELL, Seunghyuk and Gunhee. Gunhee is the leader yet they have problems choosing the center

45.   THEIR VOCALS ARE ALL SO GOOD WHAT THE FUCK GUNHEE IS AMAZING

46.   Heeseok really wants to be center and is being kind of pushy but in the end Gunhee got the center part too

47.   THEIR HARMONIES ARE SO GOOD

48.   AND VOCALS SO STRONG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

49.   Gunhee looks………. So good…….. I cant take it…… with the choker and everything just fuck me upppp

50.   Jahldfhaan gunhee shook his ass on stage while appealing time

51.   Gunhee is bringing up Hyunwoo too goddamn im weakhearted don’t do this to me

52.   Heeseok got last place….. I’m emo as fuck…… fuckin stab me…… My Jellyfish son…. Seunghyuk is third, Dongsu second and Gunheeeeeeeeee is FIRST!!! Proud of my kid

53.   Now its I.O.I Downpour team, Hyunbin, Jisung, Minhyun, Jaehwan and Sungwoon aka ALL THE KIDS I LOVE!!!!

54.   They chose Jisung as leader my babe looks so good with purple hair GOD BLESS

55.   Sungwoon is so pretty godddamnit ‘I’ve heard it often I’m not good enough for main vocal’ I’ll beat up whoever said it

56.   HE IS GIVING UP MAIN VOCAL TO JAEHWAN!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! WHAT AN ANGEL!!!!!!! I’M SHOOK!!!!!

57.   Hyunbin got a lot of hate and I’m very salty over it I love my tall boy very much SAME GOES TO JISUNG!!!! THAT KID HASN’T DONE A SINGLE THING WRONG HE IS SO SWEET AND SO INSPIRING AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH MMO BETTER FUCKING DEBUT HIM WITH THE MMO SQUAD ONCE ITS DONE!!!!!!

58.   Hyunbin messed up a bit and Jisung comforted him poor lil baby I’m so sorry for my tall child and thank you so much Jisung for taking care of my baby kid

59.   Anyways they asked if they can change and having Jaehwan play guitar instead of having the teachers play piano

60.   Minhyun looks so fine in pastel pink fuck me up

61.   Cut to Baekho and Jonghyun lookin like ‘damn right’

62.    JAEHWANS VOICE DOES THINGS TO ME I DIDN’T EVEN SEE ITS HIM BUT WHEN HIS VOICE STARTED I GOT SHIVERS SAME WITH SUNGWOON I LOVE MY POWER VOCAL CHILDREN

63.   Oh my fucking god everyone in the crowd and the other trainees AND HYUNBIN are all bawling

64.   JAEHWANS VOCALS SAVED MY LIFE! FUCKING G O S H THIS IS SO EMOTIONAL I DON’T EVEN KNOW THE LYRICS BUT I FEEL LIKE CRYING

65.   Sakjfbakjsablkfjn Hyunbin and Jisung are holding hands

66.   Hyunbin is 5th and Jisung takes his hand and comforts him a lot and tells him it’s okay this is too precious and Jisung himself is 4th and Sungwoon third, Minhyun second and JAEHWAN FIRST HE DESERVED IT BEST FUCKING VOCALS IN THIS ENTIRE SHOW IF HE WONT MAKE IT I AM RIOTING!!!!!!

67.   Jinwoo ranked super low in vocals……. I’m so fucking sad when will people learn to appreaciate true talent…..

68.   Gunhees mouth can open so wide its amazing honestly also HE GOT OVERALL VOCAL FIRST PLACE IM SO PROUD!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!! BABE!!!!!!!!!! U DESERVED IT U WERE A GREAT CENTER AND LEADER

69.   Now its only the dance teams left starting with Gete Ugly. The subber seems to love him and tbh same bless Danik

70.   Ong is so fuckin funny I love him lmao

71.   It’s Daniels team and he’s like ‘I’m sorry I was a bad leader’ and Ong is like nah fam ALSO FUN FACT REVEALED BY ONG Jonghyun inspired him to be the leader this is so fuckin cuteeeeee

72.   Afnhlna what is going on why are they showing them in the result room before the stage I’m????

73.   This team has all of the alpha bitches like seriously Jihoon, Samuel, Ong, Daniel, Hyungseob are 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th and 6th and then poor baby Park Woojin is 24th.

74.   Awwwwwwwwww the populars are all thinking that Woojin could kill it this is so cute

75.   Danik is the MMO maknae apparently and volunteered and FUCK SUNGWOO JUST SAID JONGHYUN INSPIRED HIM TO BE THE LEADER MY SORRY SORRY AND ONGNIEL HEART CANT TAKE IT

76.   Samuel keeps being eaten up by Jihoon save my boy  those two want center and WOOJIN WANTS TOO!!!!!!! I LOVE WOOJIN!!!!!! PICK HIM!!!!!

77.   AAAAAAHAHAH FUCK SAMUEL JUST SAID THAT HES LIKE A SKINNY DEER NEXT TO JIHOONS TIGER THIS IS THE CUTEST

78.   Jihoon?? Recommended Sameuel now?? FUCK CUTE!!! Poor Woojin tho aw

79.   They are a bit lacking in the dance section though which makes me a bit sad and Danik egets a bit flamed from Kahi since he is the only one who has problems with the choreo

80.   Samuel, Danik and Woojin are all choreographing it but they all have very different styles so it’s a bit hard to learn

81.   Anyways Danik is so cute and he has NICE ASS FUCKIN THIGHS HOLY SHIT  LOOK AT HIM B-BOYING

82.   The whip sound effects are so funny idk why but THEY ARE

83.   Ong and Jihoon are poppingggggggg and its GREATT

84.   Dabbing fuckers I stg

85.   Samuels legs are so thin OH MY GOD DANIEL TWIRLING ON HIS HANDS HOLY SHIT

86.   WHO DID THAT HALF SPLIT WAS IT ONG??? THAT WAS FUCKIN COOL

87.   Hey yall I love Kang Daniel and Park Woojin and I’m not gonna waste my fingers typing out all of the members here BUT I LOVE THEM ALL FUCK

88.   Jihoon did goddamn aegyo on that goddamn stage and Samuel gave half of a heart miss me w that cuteness

89.   Everyone think Samuel won it but goddamn?? No?? He ranked last? How the fuck did that happen I’m literally…… what?? Why on earth? Anyways yall remember when Samuel called his mom and she called him a puppy

90.   DANIK GOT 5TH IM ANGRY!!! AND HE SAID ITS WHAT HE DESERVES!! NO!!!!!

91.   Hyungseob is 4th, Ong is 3rd and Woojin is SUPER NERVOUS AND NOW THEY CUT IT OFF!! FUCK YOU MNET!!

92.   If Taehyun isn’t getting the best dancer I’m going to scream right here right now

93.   Pop got really low votes I’m emo

94.   TAEHYUN WRECKED IT HE IS FIRST!! HE DESERVES IT FUCKIN HELLL HE DOESSSS

95.   Ok cut back to get ugly votes WOOJIN GOT FIRST HE REALLY DID IM SO PROUD HE REALLY DID IY MY FOX BABY HE DESERVED THAT FIRST CENTER PLACE FROM A RANKS AS WELL BUT NOW HES HERE AND BEAT UP!!!!! THE ENTIRE TOP TEN!!! FUCKIN GOD IM PROUD

96.   TAEHYUN STAYED THERE HE REALLY DID WOOOJIN IS 5TH BUT TAEHYUN MADE IT HE IS FIRST HE BEAT ALL OF THE AVENGERS F U C K

97.   Samuel and Daniel are ranking really low…… this is…. This is really sad wow holy shit….Poor children…. To drop from second to second to last??? Poor kid

98.   Anyways the golden trio is now Gunhee, Jonghyun and Taehyun I am satisfied and have no objections to that

Good night yall buy nuest albums theyyre good for your health also happy debut to ace and merry comebacks to map6, ikon, got7, knk, b.i.g,, 24k and anyone else that I forgot

[theoriginalspike]

for the weird ask thingy how about 1-98? so yes all of them please!

I’m gonna put this under a read more so that it’s not insanely long but thank you for allowing me to overshare because that’s literally all i want in life

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

coffee mugs, if i see one that i like, i usually buy it or think about it for a really long time. 

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

lollipops

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

cotton candy, i can’t stand the smell or taste of bubblegum

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

on most of my report cards i was a pleasure to have in class but has trouble actually turning in homework

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

either soda bottles or glass cups

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

i love the aesthetic of formal but i prefer boho/preppy 

7. earbuds or headphones?

earbuds, headphones squish my head

8. movies or tv shows?

movies 

9. favorite smell in the summer?

honeysuckle

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

being goalie for handball

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

peanut butter crunch clif bar

12. name of your favorite playlist?

summertime

13. lanyard or key ring?

keyring

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

watermelon jolly ranchers

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

fahrenheit 451

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

cross legged or leaning to the side with both feet tucked up next to me (only in a chair/on the couch though)

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

either birkenstocks or my bean boots

18. ideal weather?

slightly cloudy, breezy, and between 60 and 75 with a dew point under 55

19. sleeping position?

any position but on my back

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

i like a notebook, my fingers try to type too fast for my brain so i make a lot of mistakes and i need lines otherwise it slants all over the page

21. obsession from childhood?

i used to collect guitar picks. i have too many

22. role model?

my friend kelsey. she never let anyone’s opinions of her shape who she was. she did what she wanted and was such a free spirit. 

23. strange habits?

left goes first. if it’s makeup, my left eyebrow, lashes, contour, blush, anything goes first. left shoe goes on first, left pant leg, left shirt/jacket sleeve. left first or it feels wrong. 

24. favorite crystal?

i love amethyst because it’s purple.

25. first song you remember hearing?

probably american pie by don mclean.

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

swimming

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

honestly stargazing. getting all bundled up and lying in a bunch of blankets is great. there no humidity to make the stars hazy and on a really clear night it’s beautiful.

28. five songs to describe you?

perfect - anne marie, devil’s in the canyon - the strike, orpheus - sara bareilles, rainbow - kacey musgraves, vienna - billy joel

29. best way to bond with you?

talk to me about music, animals, what you find beautiful or peaceful.

30. places that you find sacred?

any mountain top, the chapel in the pines at camp, fields of wildflowers, any waterfall.

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

my black dress with big red roses and my black and white stripe heels with roses. 

32. top five favorite vines?

oh shit the tampons one, the no yelling sock, the souls of the innocent, bagel boys, that was majestic

33. most used phrase in your phone?

i have wtf set to automatically replace with what the fuck and i probably use that daily

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

i always have the cropp metcalfe jingle stuck in my head

35. average time you fall asleep?

on a work night usually between 10:30 and 11:30 but weekends its closer to midnight

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

probably those creepy u mad? and sad face drawings.

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

i prefer a suitcase but not a huge one

38. lemonade or tea?

it has to be sweet tea if it’s iced

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

lemon cake. lemon meringue pie is never the right sweet/tart ratio

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

my senior yaer they locked the boys and girls bathrooms in the science wing because the boys were setting off axe bombs and the girls were smoking cigarettes

41. last person you texted?

my friend corinne

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

yes

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

yes

44. favorite scent for soap?

citrus. it just smells cleaner

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

i’m a sucker for fantasy

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

i have a couple of dresses that are stretchy but too short to be acceptable (imo) for public wear

47. favorite type of cheese?

i love mozarella

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

i’d be a peach

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

it’s chaos, be kind

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

probably just weird shit from camp

51. current stresses?

mmmmmm job hunting, packing for camp, cleaning

52. favorite font?

i can’t remember the font name but it’s like old typewriter letters

53. what is the current state of your hands?

i need to paint my nails and cut them

54. what did you learn from your first job?

that people are really fucking dumb and don’t read the fine print on their coupons

55. favorite fairy tale?

the princess and the pea

56. favorite tradition?

we always do a big pancake dinner on mardi gras

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

dealing with my hair’s natural curl pattern, and i’m gonna have to get back to you on the other two

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

i can braid hair really well, i can cook without a recipe, i made the highest swim level as a camper in 6 weeks my last year as a camper, i’m really good at cat’s cradle

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

“absolutely not”

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

i don’t watch anime so i have no idea

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

“war is war and hell is hell. and of the two, war is a lot worse”

62. seven characters you relate to?

radar o’reilly, arya stark, dumplin’, carol danvers, eleanor shellstrop, wayne and daryl from letterkenny.

63. five songs that would play in your club?

gas pedal - sage the gemini, gasolina - daddy yankee, despacito - luis fonsi, bitch better have my money - rihanna, and only nicki minaj’s verse from monster

64. favorite website from your childhood?

neopets or i think it was whitesheepblacksheep but there was a site that had a maze game that was set to the music Orpheus in the Underworld

65. any permanent scars?

my right foot from being born c-section, right shin from a staph infection, left wrist and left foot from ganglion cysts, and my chin from a golf club

66. favorite flower(s)?

all of them EXCEPT for the flowers from bradford pear trees. fuck those.

67. good luck charms?

not really

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

oh god there was a grape juice my friend brenda had me try and it was just so tart it tasted like it had gone past expiration.

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

i can tie and untie a hair tie with my fingers

70. left or right handed?

right handed

71. least favorite pattern?

i hate herringbone and houndstooth

72. worst subject?

the only math i breezed through was geometry

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

i really like potato chips and grape jelly

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

like a 6 or 7. unless it’s mouth pain then like a 3 at most. 

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

probably 7 or 8? i can’t remember but i DO know that my mother kept all of mine and my siblings baby teeth

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

potato gratin is amazing

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

succulents

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

coffee from a gas station specifically sheetz

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

oh god my school photo. my license photo i look like i WILL kill the photographer

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

jewel tones

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

i use both interchangeably 

82. pc or console?

i play internet games which is as far as i got with gaming. although i do really want a game cube so i can play monkeyball

83. writing or drawing?

writing

84. podcasts or talk radio?

podcasts

84. barbie or polly pocket?

i have 2 pollypockets still and i refuse to give them up

85. fairy tales or mythology?

mythology

86. cookies or cupcakes?

cookies

87. your greatest fear?

i really don’t like the dark lmao

88. your greatest wish?

mmmm i’m honestly not sure

89. who would you put before everyone else?

barack obama

90. luckiest mistake?

not checking the weekend of my brother getting married and lucking out that i bought concert tickets for the weekend before

91. boxes or bags?

bags

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

fairy lights

93. nicknames?

libby, libs, libster, “ms. teaguerson” is one i’ve gotten from a couple of kids i’ve subbed for, any version of elizabeth at this point.

94. favorite season?

fall 

95. favorite app on your phone?

i just downloaded a crosswords app and it’s fantastic

96. desktop background?

the sky being absolutely BLACK during an afternoon storm right before a big event at camp

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

i think 8

98. favorite historical era?

i really love the clothes of the 40′s

[cafe-depresso-blog]

Get to Know me

I was tagged by @simsparadise3

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

Last: 1. Drink: Root beer. 2. Phone call: Technically at work with my boss, but other than that with a good friend a couple days ago. 3. Text message: Yeah same friend, haha. 4. Song you listened to: This Love - Pantera. 5. Time you cried: Uhh, about a week-ish ago.

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: Nope. 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Nah, I don’t regret them. 8. Been cheated on: Heh heh, twice :/  9. Lost someone special: In more ways than one 10. Been depressed: Why do you think I’m Café Depresso 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: I’m allergic to alcohol. So nope, haha.

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14. Red, Pink, Lavender

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: Making more every week or so!  16. Fallen out of love: Not really, but trying to.  17. Laughed until you cried: I laugh way too much, haha. 18. Found out someone was talking about you: Yup, and one of them were talking shit.  19. Met someone who changed you: I didn’t meet them this year, but ye.  20. Found out who your friends are: Yep :/  21. Kissed someone on your  Facebook list: They aren’t on there anymore. 

GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: I’ve met all but two in real life, the others I’ve talked to extensively already. 

23. Do you have any pets: Yee, I have two wonderful puppers.  24. Do you want to change your name: Nah, I’m coo with it.  25. What did you do for your last Birthday: Nothing for the first time in a long time.  26. What time did you wake up: 10 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Failing to fall asleep. 28. Name something you can’t wait for: Nothing really, I’m not really excited about anything anymore.  29. When was the last time you saw your mom: About an hour ago before she went to bed. 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: My overthinking, it’s screwed me over in the past.  31. Listening right now: One More Light - Linkin Park 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I don’t know any anymore, but yeah, I have.  33. Something that is getting on your nerves: The many misunderstandings between me and an old friend. But that’s just whatever.  34. Most visited website: Currently, probably apartments.com, haha. 

LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME 35. Mole/s: Not really, I have a tiny cherry mole on my arm though.  36. Mark/s: Beauty marks? No, Stretch marks? Not too visible, but yeah. 37. Childhood dream: Believe it or not, paleontologist.  38. Hair color: Dark Brown, almost Black. 39. Long or short hair: Short-Medium length. Kinda want to grow it out, but at the same time not really, haha. 40. Do you have a crush on someone: Not really.  41. What do you like about yourself: I’m funny sometimes. 42. Piercings: None. 43. Blood type: Uhhhh, the type that’s there.  44. Nickname: I used to be called Mario.  45. Relationship status: Single Pringle who’s not gonna mingle.  46. Zodiac: Aries. 47. Pronouns: He/Him 48. Favorite TV Show: Red vs Blue 49. Tattoos: Not yet. 50. Right or left hand: Amped.  51. Surgery: I mean, not really. I’ve had my head sewn together in a couple places though, haha. So if stitches counts then about 3-4. 52. Hair dyed in different color: Nope 53. Sport: Baseball if I had to choose.  55. Vacation: I don’t really care, just maybe somewhere with friends. 56. Pair of trainers: Nope.

MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: Jelly beans. 58. Drinking: Still that Root Beer. 59. I’m about to: Be up for a long ass time like every other night. 61. Waiting for: The end to come (yes, I put a Linkin Park reference here. Don’t judge me) 62. Want: Things I can’t have. 63. Get married: Probs not.  64. Career: Currently looking at Diplomatic Courier. 

WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: Hmm, I love kissing, but I think I’ll have to go with hugs on this one. 66. Lips or eyes: Eyes for sure.  67. Shorter or taller: I’m pretty short, but all my friends are tall, so I can go for both xD 68. Older or younger: I prefer people around my age, older makes me nervous and younger at this point in time is too annoying.  70. Nice arms or nice stomach: Nice arms I guess, because a stomach is nice to hold when soft :D  71. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive for sure. I have decently sharp hearing.  72. Hook up or relationship: Defs a relationship 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Hmm, depends on the situation, but I lean more to hesitant on my own. 

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a Stranger: Nah.  75. Drank hard liquor: Yup.  76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: How many times now... 77. Turned someone down: Wow, has anyone ever even really asked me?  78. Sex on the first date: Nope.  79. Broken someone’s heart: Not that I’m aware of.  80. Had your heart broken: Yeah. 81. Been arrested: Nope.  82. Cried when someone died: Of course, it’s something I know a lot about, cause military.  83. Fallen for a friend: Ye, it’s how most of my crushes start/

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: Haha, that’s a joke.  85. Miracles: I can believe, but not in ones for me 86. Love at first sight: I mean maybe, but it’d be difficult.  87. Santa Claus: Nah, haha.  88. Kiss on the first date: Ehh, probably not. 

OTHER: 90. Current best friend(s) name: Jarred, Sam, Jacob, Jon, Misha.  91. Eye color: Blue/Green 92. Favorite movie: Why must you make me choose? Uhh, Dr. Strange/Capt. America the First Avenger

I will be tagging~ The only other person I know @chikabunn

[diplomaticspoonie]

weird asks that say a lot

in

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

What am I drinking?  Probably soda can, though.

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

CHOCOLATE>

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

Gum

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

I don’t honestly remember? I was in the gifted program, though.

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

Can are the most recyclable. 

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

Grungy prep? Like, I wear polos a lot, but they’re all old and fucked up.

7. earbuds or headphones?

headphones! 

8. movies or tv shows?

tv

9. favorite smell in the summer?

rain

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

dodgeball? I mean, regardless, I was fat and slow

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

sometimes a breakfast sandwich, sometimes a littl ething of nuts

12. name of your favorite playlist?

“spoonie encouragement”

13. lanyard or key ring?

ring

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

skittles?

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

Johnny Tremaine

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

Half lotus

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

Sneakers

18. ideal weather?

Overcast, dark, windy, feels like it will rain but isn’t yet

19. sleeping position?

side

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

Laptop

21. obsession from childhood?

DINOSAURS!

22. role model?

Captain America

23. strange habits?

I pick at my eyelashes and eyebrows to try to keep loose hairs from falling in my eyes

24. favorite crystal?

The Dark Crystal

25. first song you remember hearing?

Bad, by MJ

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

swim

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

drink hot cocoa

28. five songs to describe you?

Shit, uh... 1)  Color in Your Cheeks, Mountain Goats 2) I’m Still Standing, Elton John 3) What’s Up Danger, Blackway and Black Caviar 4) Barrett’s Privateers, Stan Rogers 5) All Hallow’s Eve, Type O Negative

29. best way to bond with you?

Complain with me? Overthink something?

30. places that you find sacred?

Bodies of water in general, but specifically the Ohio River.  the “Point of No Return” in Benin, due to the immensity of horrors that took place there.  

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

I don’t have an attitude for that

32. top five favorite vines?

God, I’m old.

33. most used phrase in your phone?

“Above ground.” It’s how I tell my wife to come get me from the metro.

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

At the moment, none.  But there’s tons in there somewhere, including some old horrible racist ones.

35. average time you fall asleep?

2 minutes?

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

“All Your Base” (I said I’m old!)

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

suitcase

38. lemonade or tea?

depends on what i’m doing

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

pie. always.

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

muhammed ali coming to visit? (I went to his alma mater.) 

41. last person you texted?

my wife

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

yes?

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

hoodie

44. favorite scent for soap?

sandalwood

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

fantasy in theory, superhero in movies

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

just my undies

47. favorite type of cheese?

probably just because I can’t get it now, wagash. 

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

pineapple

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

i feel a bit weird, since i think it’s a bit appropriative, but this from the great Jewish scholar Pirkei Avot:  “ It is not incumbent upon you to finish the task, but neither are you free to absolve yourself from it. “

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

i’m old, so it’s hard to say, but i always love Muppets.

51. current stresses?

work, upcoming move, the rising tide of authoritarianism around the globe

52. favorite font?

times new roman

53. what is the current state of your hands?

what the hell does this even mean?  they’re fine

54. what did you learn from your first job?

that being a lawyer seemed to suck

55. favorite fairy tale?

three little pigs?

56. favorite tradition?

i’m not a tradition guy.  i love caroling, in theory at least.

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

1) the idea that my father was in hell for his adultery 2) getting into the foreign service 3) divorce

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

1) perseverance 2) mental math 3) good with people 4) bartending

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? “fuck it” (it was my mom’s catchphrase)

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? i don’t know enough anime. a middle aged male equivalent of magical girl?

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? “you my dear ricky are not just a sentimentalist; it seems you’ve become a patriot!”

62. seven characters you relate to?

1) Captain America (I can do this all day) 2) Captain Marvel 3) Group Captain Mandrake 4) Willow Rosenberg 5) Luke (from Cool Hand Luke) 6) Viktor Laszlo 7) Bow

63. five songs that would play in your club?

1) Voodoo, Godsmack 2) Django Jane, Janelle Monae 3) Turalu, the Bollox 4) Block Rockin Beats, Chemical Bros 5) Children of the Underworld, Tiamat

64. favorite website from your childhood?

brunching.com (ok, i was in high school when it came out -- we didn’t have the internet when i was a kid!)

65. any permanent scars?

emotional or physical? one on my hand

66. favorite flower(s)?

roses

67. good luck charms?

not anymore

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

durian. 

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

no freaking clue. sorry.

70. left or right handed?

left

71. least favorite pattern?

loud checks

72. worst subject?

art

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

no idea...i like all kinds of weird combos. globally peanut butter and jelly is weird.

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

7. (I’m always at a 3 or 4.)

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

7 years old. it was loose for FOREVER.

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

depends on meal and mood, but usually hash browns

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

any you use in food

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

gas station coffee.  it’ll do the job w/o killing me

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

well, my school id photo would be about 15 years old at this point, so probably that one. (now, my work id photo is better.)

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

jewel tones

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

lightning bugs

82. pc or console?

what am i playing? both have good points

83. writing or drawing?

writing

84. podcasts or talk radio?

podcasts. talk radio blows.

84. barbie or polly pocket?

whichever my cousin has (which, considering my age, meant barbie)

85. fairy tales or mythology?

is there a functional difference? i don’t think so.

86. cookies or cupcakes?

cookies

87. your greatest fear?

dying.

88. your greatest wish?

immortality. if limited to realistic things, becoming an ambassador. 

89. who would you put before everyone else?

the needs of the world

90. luckiest mistake?

dating someone 5 years younger than me.

91. boxes or bags?

for what? what am i using them for? they’re different things with different uses!

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

depends on what i’m doing. for a party, fairy lights. for reading, sunlight. 

93. nicknames?

Frosty

94. favorite season?

winter. 

95. favorite app on your phone?

most useful might be FB messenger or Signal, but I’m partial to Marvel Puzzle Quest.

96. desktop background?

some beach scene

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

about 5?

98. favorite historical era?

if it’s a setting for something, WWII.  if it’s to live in, and i can’t live in the present, 1990s. 

[cacophonyofolives]

Wine Reviews: Weekly Mini Round-Up For January 8, 2018

So, like, what is this stuff, anyway? I taste a bunch-o-wine (technical term for more than most people). So each week, I share some of my wine reviews (mostly from samples) and tasting notes with you via twitter (limited to 140 characters). They are meant to be quirky, fun, and easily-digestible reviews of currently available wines. Below is a wrap-up of those twitter wine reviews from the past week (click here for the skinny on how to read them), along with links to help you find these wines, so that you can try them for yourself. Cheers!

14 Cadaretta Southwind Red Blend (Walla Walla): Slicker than a set of silk sheets whisked with petroleum jelly. If you're into that sort of thing. $75 A- >>find this wine<<

14 Dierberg Star Lane Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (Happy Canyon of Santa Barbara): Sunny CA fruit meets & Bordeaux-like bramble & herbs working together like Sonic & Tail. $50 A- >>find this wine<<

16 Fields Family Wines Delu Vineyard Grenache Blanc (Lodi): Apparently, we needed to add yet another grape to the long list of varieties that Lodi can deliver on point. $26 B+ >>find this wine<<

NV Champagne Henriot Blanc de Blancs (Champagne): Crystalline in appearance, presentation, execution, mind, body, soul, and maybe some other aspects that science hasn't discovered yet, too. $60 A- >>find this wine<<

14 Pascal Granger Chenas Aux Pierres (Chenas): Earthy, spicy, gulp-able red fruit goodness at a thoroughly gulp-able price-point. $17 B+ >>find this wine<<

16 Louis Cheze Condrieu Pagus Luminis (Condrieu): This is dreamier than a pop star under the spotlight nailing a ballad during a prime-time Grammys performance. $50 A- >>find this wine<<

NV Bodegas Delgado Zuleta Pedro Ximenez Sherry (Jeres): Basically, it's whispering all sweet nothings, but some nights that's all that you really need. $22 B >>find this wine<<

14 San Marzano Anniversario 62 Riserva (Primitivo di Manduria): Primitivo that's neither primitive nor shallow; but bring your Popeye forearms for that big-ass bottle! $27 B+ >>find this wine<<

14 Pats & Symington Quinta de Roriz Post Scriptum de Chryseia (Douro): Chewy, spicy, determined, and in search of a flank steak entree. $25 B+ >>find this wine<<

NV Graham's Six Grapes River Quintas Special Edition Reserve Port (Porto): Kind of like Vintage Port, only without the wait, & with a 40% discount. $42 A- >>find this wine<<

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