#jei hcs

[jei-rifni]

My art but better

[ma1n-ev3nt]

seth: bro be careful fr something isn't right. luckily I got your back tho! everything will be okay

jey, internally: it wont be okay something is going to go very wrong here my brothers are going to ruin everything and my stomach hurts from nervousness get me outta here please

jey, outloud : Yeeeet 👍 😎 😂 😝 🙂

[pluvioseprince]

Speaking of boba... I bet Tartaglia gets these LOL

The jellies are meant to look like whales and orcas.... Love that

And I bet albedo likes his drinks at 100% sugar 😐👉

[south-of-heaven]

Masterlist

Requests are closed

Rules

NSFW HC's

A

AJ Styles

Asuka

Andrade

Alexa Bliss

A to Z - Aleister & Zelina

B

Bayley

Brollins

Becky Lynch

BRE

Bianca Belair

Brandi Rhodes

Brody - Brandi & Cody

Baylor - Bayley & Finn

Browsey - Ronda & Travis

Brie Bella

Beth Phoenix

Brody King

C

Cody Rhodes

Charlotte Flair

Chyna

Cheddie - Chyna & Eddie

Carmella

Candice LeRae

Claudio Castagnoli/Cesaro

Chandrade - Charlotte & Andrade

Cathy Kelley

D

Damian Priest

Damage CTRL

Dakota Kai

Drew McIntyre

Dominik Mysterio

Dexter Lumis

E

Edge

Eddie Guerrero

F

Four Horsewomen - WWE Four Horsewomen - UFC

Finn Balor

G

Glowish - Naomi & Jimmy

H

House of Black

I

Iyo Sky

Indi Hartwell

InDex - Indi & Dexter

J

Judgement Day

Jessamyn Duke

Jon Moxley

Jey Uso

Jimmy Uso

Jade Cargill

Julia Hart

Jeff Hardy

K

Karl Anderson

Kairi Sane

Karrion Kross

L

Lita

Lyra Valkyria

Liv Morgan (No longer writing for)

Liv 4 Brutality - Liv & Rhea

M

Mia Yim

Marina Shafir

Moriguez - Liv & Raquel

Malakai/Aleister Black

Moxuette - Jon & Renee

N

Natalya Neidhart

Nikki Bella

Naomi

O

P

Phoenix-Edge - Beth & Edge

Q

Queen of Harts - Shayna & Nattie

R

Rhea Ripley

Rhuddy - Rhea & Buddy

Ronda Rousey

Renee Paquette

Ruby Riott/Soho

Roman Reigns

Ronattie - Ronda & Nattie

RnR - Rhea & Raquel

Raquel Rodriguez

S

Shayna Baszler

Starkszler - Shayna & Zoey

Sheamus

Stephanie McMahon

Sonya Deville

Seth Rollins Masterlist

Scarlett Bordeaux

Shawn Michaels (not currently writing for)

Scarrion - Scarlett & Karrion

Saraya Knight

Sasha Banks

T

Triple H

The Big Three - Jade, Bianca, & Naomi

Trish Stratus

Team Bestie - Lita & Trish

The Rated R Couple - Lita & Edge

Troey - Trish & Zoey

Toni Storm

U

V

W

X

Y

Z

Zelina Vega

Zekota - Zelina & Dakota

Zoey Stark

[issdisgrace]

MY 2023 RECAP THING

Hello everyone, I've come to you all to look back at some of my posts from this year. I will go over which fics and/or headcanons currently have the most upvotes by the month that I posted them in. I will also be sharing some fics/headcanons I think deserve more love and fics/headcanons of my mine are my personal favorites. Then I will shout out a couple of people before giving my final thoughts. Hope you all enjoy this and have a good new year.

Starting in January, I posted 3 fics and 3 headcanons. But there can only be top three and those are 141 & Los Vaqueros getting saved after shit fell on them winning with 1061 upvotes, Lingerie cod men would wear on their honeymoon with 951 upvotes, and Racoon look alike with 639 upvotes.

Now on to Febuary. I posted 6 fics and 4 headcanons. And the top three are Cod men with a s/o that age regresses with 576 upvotes, For your fucking information with 552 upvotes, and Good boy at 503 upvotes.

Next up is March. I posted 2 fics and 2 headcanons in this month. The top three being 141 meeting Price's heavily tattooed & piericed s/o with 844 upvotes. Young dumb and in love with 372 upvotes, and Jason Vorhees with a tall dom s/o with 304 upvotes.

In April I only posted 1 fic and 1 headcanon. Meaning there is only top two those being 141 & Los Vaqueros reactions to you giving them a random gift with 872 upvotes and Rock and roll legend with 706 upvotes.

Similair to May I only posted 1 headcanon in May. So we only have a top one which is Diego Hargreeves NSFW headcanons with 124 upvotes.

Then in June I posted 3 fics and 1 headcanon. And our top three are Bite with 835 upvotes, Sexy army uniform with 555 upvotes, and Laundry day at 305 upvotes.

Next in the month of July, I posted 1 fic and 3 headcanons. The top three being Fucking Wesker, Leo, and Carlos in their office at 211 upvotes, Sleep aid with 76 upvotes, and Lingerie I think Jamie Tartt would wear at 20 upvotes.

Now in August I posted 1 fic and 4 headcanons. But our top three are Random SFW & NSFW Slasher hcs with 509 upvotes, 4 times Mr. Handsy struck with 303 upvotes, and 141 & Los Vaqueros with a chubby bf with 223 upvotes.

Then in September I posted 3 fics and 1 headcanon. But out of these 4 the top three are 141's Hitman "friend" with 330 upvotes, 141 with a s/o that smokes Mary Jane with 324 upvotes, and After a long day with 113 upvotes.

Next in October I posted 7 fics and 5 headcanons. However the top three are, Slashers with a s/o that uses humor to cope with 273 upvotes, Stress relief with 262 upvotes, and You sure about this with 250 upvotes.

Now coming close to the end of the year in November I posted 4 fics and 8 headcanons. The top three out of these being, Cod men with a s/o that is a good cook with 578 upvotes, The bar with 323 upvotes, and The lovey couple with 76 upvotes.

But now last but not least in December I posted 4 fics and 4 headcanons. But our top three are Love languages Matt Murdock and Frank Castle like giving and receiving with 127 upvotes, The start of Billy and his metal head bf relationship with 116, and Ghost comforting his trans bf with 109 upvotes.

I posted a total of 35 fics and 37 headcanonst this year which is crazy now to put in perspective. Thank you guys for all the love and support that kept me going and posting.

Here's some fics and headcanons I think deserve more love; Lingeire I think Kayce, Jamie, and Rip would wear, MJF with a non binary s/o, Lingerie I think Darby Allin, Jon Moxley, and The Young Bucks would wear, Jey Uso kinks, Being enemies to lovers with Carmy Berzatto, Lingerie I think Roy Kent would wear,

Now we are onto my favorite fics and headcanons that I wrote this year.

For fics I would have to say my favorites are Good boy, You sure about this, Alleyway blowjob, Duality, and Stress Relief.

And for my favorite headcanons I have to say 141 & Los Vaqueros reactions to you giving them a random gift, Random SFW & NSFW Slasher hcs, 4 times Mr Handsy struck, and Matt and Nick Jackson age regressing hcs.

We are now at shoutout portion and almost at the very end of this recap thing of mine. It is now time to give roses to some very lovely people that I can’t recommend enough. So starting off I want to shoutout some of my mutals, @yourfaveprettyboy, @marksbear, @b0g-b0y, @guardkeywolf, @electricsunshine, @yanderestarangel, @miguel-owhora, @bonesnmore, @gazmialmagemela and @transi1vanianhunger. And I also want to shoutout @rodolfoparras, @lieutnt, and @gatorbites-imagines. Please go check all these guys out and show them tons of love and support as they all deserve it. Also please be respectful and follow their blog rules.

Now we are at the bottom of this recap thing. I can’t say thank you enough to all you guys for continuing to read and interact with my work. I appreciate all of you and like I have said in the past when I started writing here on tumblr I never thought I would get this far and look now I have a over 2,000 followers and a whole slew of mutuals. So from the bottom of my heart thank you guys. I hope you will all join me in 2024.

[judgementdayslittle]

Hi, I absolutely love your judgement day/little reader hcs! I was just reading one and it got me thinking ‘huh I wonder if any other wrestlers would be good cgs’ and I decided to come here and ask you if any others crossed your mind when that question comes up just out of curiosity :)

[I hope this was ok to ask but if not apologies!]

Good question! I won't go too much into detail on them, but I will list some out and maybe give a few reasons why I think they would be good caregivers!

-For a while, I thought Alpha Acadamy would make great caregivers! Then Chad turned mean :( But I still think they rest of them would be great! You could play Barbie with Maxxine, or get a piggy back ride from Otis!

-I don't know too much about the Creed Brothers, but I like the vibs of Ivy! I can totally picture her and Maxxine being caregivers together too!

-Cody Rhodes would be a great caregiver as well! You could play with Pharoh!!!

-I can't really explain why, but I also think Drew Mcintyre would make a good caregiver too. He seems to type to really care and protect those he loves.

-Okay hear me out...Chelsea Green and Piper Niven's. Some people find them annoying, but I think they're nice!!! Chelsea would dress you up all pretty, and Piper would give really nice hugs!

-I was going to say Jey Uso, but thinking about it while he is nice, I doon't see him as a caregivers. Roman Reigns on the other hand! I feel like he'd make a great caregiver!

-And of course I can't not mention Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch! They'd be AMAZING caregivers! Like, playing dress up with them would be like, the funnest thing ever!!!

That's all I can think of on the top of my head. But if you guys have any other nominations for good caregivers, please lemme know!!!

[morpheus-somnium]

skyrim characters at the Balaton

balaton is the largest lake in hungary. also known as 'balcsi' and 'the hungarian sea' it is the most popular vacation resort. for many hungarian people, summer = going to the balaton.

i am also at balaton rn so here are my hcs 🤞🏻🤞🏻

the balaton enthusiast

visits the balaton every single summer. probably has their own summer resort where they stay with friends. their diet consists of hekk (fried fish from balaton), lángos*, boiled corn, watermelon, ice cream or slushie, and tons of alcoholic beverages. they swim in the lake so much that the fish think that they're one of their own. when they're not in the water, they probably tan or play volleyball. tried fishing or crabbing at least once while staying here. brings their own swimming ring or rents a pedalboat with friends. probably visits tihany* every once in a while for the lavender merchandise.

lucien flavius, inigo the brave, brynjolf, j'zargo, teldryn sero, delvin mallory, farkas, astrid, cicero, galmar, elisif, marcurio, maven (but without the 'having fun' part), runil, khash, faendal, erandur, boethiah, clavicus vile, namira, sanguine, sheogorath, tolfdir, festus krex, vekel the man, mjoll the lioness, keerava & talen-jei

the balaton hater

hates summer, hot weather, the way too oily food, mosquitoes, people, and water. you can bring them to the balaton, but you cannot bring them inside it. probably stays at the resort, reading books, playing on their phone or watching tv and maybe even participating in some board or card games.

taliesin, miraak, neloth, serana, mercer frey, vex, vilkas, babette, gabriella, enthir, urag gro shub, hermaeus mora, jyggalag, meridia, arnbjorn, idgrod ravencrone

the one that only visits balaton because of their family and/or friends

this one doesn't need a description, it's literally the title.

kaidan, brynjolf, nazir, vilkas, tullius, ulfric, lydia, malacath, meridia, nocturnal, savos aren, arnbjorn, calcemo, aerin

the tourist

always finds the most overpriced places and spends more money at the balaton (not counting the price of the resort) than their monthly income. buys a lot of stuff at the beach vendors, including bracelets with their name on them, crystals, fridge magnets, and many more.

lucien flavius, ondolemar, the whole thieves guild, farkas, ancano, elenwen, elisif, belethor, balgruuf, azura, mephala, meridia, nocturnal, sanguine, sheogorath, mirabelle ervine

the balaton denier

doesn't believe in the existence of balaton. went inside and came out dry. therefore, they believe that the balaton is just a mirage.

elenwen, miraak, isran, harkon, septimus signus

the (nature-)nerd

spends most of their time in nature. probably sleeps in a camp. they spend half of their day inside the lake and the other half hiking the bakony. wants to visit iharkút* for the dinosaurs. tells stories of the badacsonyi görényember (the ferretman of badacsony?), ghosts of the balaton, and many others at the campfire. brings board or card games. roasts marshmallow and bacon at the campfire.

auri, gore, lucien flavius, inigo, brynjolf, talvas, serana, cicero, hermaeus mora, hircine, ralof, hadvar, veezara, aincantar

[jei-rifni]

My art but better (Cub edition)

[t4tzanechan]

u should draw um... dante..... for me........ 😁😁😁😁😁😁 /nf

i also want to hear ur hcs for him (so i can steal them)

THE GUY!!!! i dont have many hcs for him but i think he's bisexual (in denial for a While) and uses he/him <3 he's a flirt but i think he wants to settle down and be a dad

taglist: @possuminnit @theitskid @softiestyx @anonymous-jey @strxwberry-swtichblxde (ask to be added/removed)

[ma1n-ev3nt]

I like Jimmy Uso because he has good intentions but seemingly goes about them in the worst ways possible

[thesilverlock]

for the ship chain thing

jey seems physically stronger than 96, might could crush him, but lets 96 believe 96 is stronger

NDBVBNDBVBN

Look, in a duel, the odds of Jey winning are 50/50 on a good day.

Mist has his faults in dueling, but is still technically a prodigy, thanks to Astral. So he has the upper hand against Jey there.

However. If we are talking brute physicality

While Mist is more likely to throw hands than the envoy is, he is no more likely to win lmao. Not against Jey. For sure. hdjkls

But yes! Actually!

He would (and does) let Mist believe whatever he wants regarding their power (im)balances. Anything to keep Mist emotionally sated. So this HC is pretty canon too xD

[84reedsy]

How do you think these wrestlers Scott Hall, Roddy Piper, Dusty Rhodes, Brian Pillman, Drew McIntyre, and Jey Uso would feel about being your first time.?

First time HCs

Scott- He might be more nervous than you...he'd be careful, but try to seem confident. He'd encourage you to tell him how you were feeling. Tell him what felt good. He'd drive himself crazy with restraint, waiting for you to finally give the nod that you were ready.

And then, you'd find out that this man KNOWS what he is doing. He brings you bright to the edge of too much and toying with your threshold.

Roddy- he would tell you that you are in control, even though it would really be him. He'd be gentle, watching you for subtle and not so subtle cues. He'd figure out quickly what your triggers are and play them expertly in no time.

His slowness would not mean less intense - somehow, the intensity would be too much even though he was the opposite of rushed. He'd praise you to boost your confidence, every compliment meant to fan the flames of your arousal.

Dusty - He'd convince you that he has no expectations, whatever good time you have in mind would work for him. But he wouldn't keep from trying to further the physicality, but respecting your direction or resistance. He'd do what he could to keep progressing, telling you that you're affecting him more than he can ever remember.

Brian - he would tell you not to worry, that he would take the reigns. You wouldn't need to do any thinking, wouldn't need to make any decisions. He'd ask you to trust him and give you a safe word if you needed him to stop. And though the word would rest on the tip of your tongue, you'd bite it back, soon realizing that stopping is the last thing you wanted.

Drew - he would act surprised, soon realizing that his reaction might be taken as an insult. He'd clarify that the sexuality you exuded felt so intense that he envied any man that had been lucky enough to worship the temple of your body. He'd tell you that regardless of your experience, he was still intimidated by your confidence, and he compensated by taking control. He'd ask your permission to take that control, the mood intense and electric.

Jey- He would tell you to "quit playing with me girl," his skeptical grin diminishing slightly as you'd convince him it was true. He would feel badly, like Drew, but he would make it up to you slowly, with romantic gestures and attempting to earn your trust. He'd stop if you got nervous, only going forward when you led him there.

[imabillyami]

for sleepover askssss

gimme your sami/jey headcanons 💕

FMK: Rhea, Finn, Damien

FMK: Naomi, Bianca, Jade

FMK: Sami, Seth, Kevin

Ohhhh these are so much fun 😍

(I’ll have to think of some to ask you as well)

Thanks for sending them!

I’ll put my actual reply under the cut cause it got quite long.

I appreciate you 💙 Hugs and kisses 😚

Sleepover asks!

Let’s start with the FMK shall we?

Rhea, Finn, Damien:

Fuck: Rhea (tattoo worship hellooooo, I’ll gladly spend hours on that)

Marry: Finn (we’d have so much fun building Lego and talking wrestling in a completely platonic marriage)

Kill: Damien (sorry buddie, I love you and you’re gorgeous, but Finn has Lego and one of the greatest wrestling minds, and Rhea is Rhea)

Naomi, Bianca, Jade:

Fuck: Jade (I mean… duh)

Marry: Naomi (Jimothy I’m coming for your wife, sorry not sorry)

Kill: Bianca (sorry hun)

Sami, Seth, Kevin:

Fuck: Kevin 🥵 (I don’t think this needs any explanation)

Marry: Sami (that one is a no brainer seriously, I could list a billion reasons)

Kill: Seth (I’m so sorry darling, ily. I’ll kiss you instead and send you back to your family, deal?)

And for the second part (actual first part), here’s an (incomplete) selection of my personal Sami/Jey headcanons:

- They VEX each other constantly. Yes, they love each other deeply, but they’re still very different from each other. They’re also both freaking stubborn, so they butt heads a lot once the honeymoon period of their relationship is over. Just like they used to. The making up is always beyond amazing though and it makes the fighting and bickering all the more fun.

- They annoy the ever loving shit out of the people around them. Constantly. (Whether with their squabbling or their heart eyes or something else is up to your interpretation)

- Sami has proclaimed his everlasting hatred for the Louis Vuitton bags and status symbols (in one of my favorite interviews to date). I think it’s common knowledge Jey owns at least one of those bags? And a lot of bling in general. Sami teases him mercilessly about it every chance he gets.

- Jey has recently proclaimed he wants to take Sami clothes shopping. Sami resists and they squabble about it. “It’s not my fault your shoe collection alone could feed an entire country.“ is totally something Sami said. “Babe I love you, but you look like a homeless person.” is totally something Jey said. It’s all good natured though (mostly, see the “they vex each other” hc)

- They’re both family men. But their understanding of what family does and doesn’t do for each other is very different. It’s keeps causing tension and is a topic they constantly return to.

- They both have a lot of unresolved trauma to work through and move past and they’re deeply supportive of each other throughout the whole process.

- Surprisingly (or not?), once Roman and Jimmy come asking for forgiveness and a second chance, it’s Sami who encourages Jey to hear them out and consider it (Jey is still very deep in his trust issues for obvious reasons, so he constantly doubts their intentions, Sami is constantly by his side as a sounding board and to reassure him. That doesn’t mean Sami isn’t wary of their intentions, still.)

- Jey tries to go vegan for a month and it does not go well. Sami is touched by the gesture, but finally tells him to “get his damn Waffle House already”. Jey eventually forgoes pork products altogether further down the line once they move in together though. He always liked chicken better anyway.

- While the crop tops disappear from Jey’s ring gear over time, they’re still very much a thing in their daily home life and the bedroom. (As if Sami would ever give up on crop top Jey, helloooo?)

- As much as Jey loves to give Sami crap about his “lack of style”, he secretly loves it. There’s his man, always wearing the same 5 shirts, not giving a crap what anyone thinks of his looks or belongings. The familiarity of him is beyond comforting. Being able to run his fingers through Sami’s long beautiful hair (even as is gets thinner with time) and the way his beard tickles him when they’re close are an added bonus.

- There’s no fixed top or bottom in this relationship, they switch things up constantly depending on their mood.

- Jey is the one to propose.

[wintersdeadd]

Ok ok so I hc usagi has physically stronger then jei and so this happened…

Context: jei pissed off usagi while they were walking on a bridge and Usagi just picked him up and dangled him over the edge

[racerchix21]

Random hc! Anytime Seth comes home after winning a match... dean/mox wears a playboy bunny outfit so he can give Seth his celebration present

Another random hc! When Sami gets stressed or anxious... jey cuddles him and brushes his hair and puts it in little braids and also gives him head scratches

*gives doughnuts* 🍩🍩🍩

I wholeheartedly accept both!!

Psssstttt: I may write the Jey/Sami thing sometime in the future if you don’t mind

[jei-rifni]

For the Impulse enjoyers that went feral over my design of him in the tags of other posts