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[scouting4love]

Part 2 of sillay things that happened on my vacation....

[firebreathingcatss-blog]

[trashbin-nie]

Weather The Storm: Jey Uso x Mixed! OC

Do NOT copy/translate my fics. Reblogs are always welcome!

Summary: Rosa Winters NXT women's champion, cousin Trinity (aka Naomi), introduces her to Josh Fatu, her boyfriends brother, and they hit it off this is their story

WARNINGS: mentions of anxiety, fluff. This story WILL contain sexual content so minors DNI

CHAPTER 2: Story of the past

Word Count: 1435

AN/ apologies for the wait 😅 Vetmed is a killer!

“Damn I wish y'all were on the main roster with us!” Josh whined. “Sounds like you two get down.”

“Mmm not really. Trin an I ride together to each show and all I hear about is ‘I wish Jon were here’ and blah blah, alla dat happened back in college. Now that's when we got down,” I said. He laughed.

I looked ahead to Trin and Jon who were smirking at us. They think they done somethin’.

“So I take it that you two are better then?” Trin asked.

“Girl you know they good as hell if Ro Ro smilin and jokin and shi’,” Jon said.

I rolled my eyes, lips pursed, and arms crossed. “I know you want something else Trin.”

“Well Smackdown on Friday is supposed to be in Orlando, the same city as NXT on Saturday, and we were planning on heading down early to see the fam anyway, sooooo do you mind if they ride with us?” She asked, hugging Jon's arm with a huge smile on her face.

I sighed, her eyes were practically glimmering with hearts as she looked between me and him. My eyes closed, I breathed out yet another sigh, and said, “Fine, on one condition.”

“Anything.” She said her eyes darkening.

“I do zero driving, and I sit in the back seat,” I said holding my hand out, but snatched it away before she could grab it, adding, “and you must promise like we did as children so no take-backs, begging, or acting like this exchange didn’t happen, got it?”

“Ugh, yes! Just gimme yo’ hand now,” she demanded.

I placed my hand out for her to start. We did our handshake before locking our pinkies at the end, and Trin said, “Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye,” and to seal the deal we kept our pinkies locked and touched thumbs.

We nodded to each other before letting go and starting to walk away.

The boys watched us confused the entire exchange, and hadn't even realized we left so they were stuck catching up.

“Wait a damn minute what did we just witness?” Jon asked.

“Our handshake?” I said without looking at him.

“Nah nah nah, that wasn't no handshake, that was finger voodoo,” Josh said, his eyes wide.

“Damn straight. What he said. You two almost as synched up as us, and we twins!” Jon said.

“Oh. We're practically twins born on the same day, year, and time as the other,” Trin and I spoke in unison. “Just different hospital rooms, and mothers.”

“Freaky,” Jon shivered, hugging himself.

“Oh please Jerdy, you already knew that,” Trin said, slapping him on the arm. I giggled, my eyes crinkling at the edges and I covered my mouth.

We all walked out to the car and packed up our gear, well Trin and I did, the boys' things were already in the trunk. I loaded my backpack into the backseat, then grabbed my fuzzy corgi blanket from the front seat before hopping in.

The others didn’t take long to join me, Trin in the front passenger Jon in the drivers seat and Josh joined me in the back behind Trinity.

“Erreybody ready?” Jon asked.

We all agreed and with that we were off. I sat tucked against the window wrapped in my blanket, my eyes were drooping and my head was bobbing, I shook my head trying to wake myself up and join the conversation.

“Oh I got a great story about Rosie,” Trin said, a devious smile on her face.

“Ok so get this, Ro and I went to different High Schools; her in Pensacola and me in Orlando, but we spent every weekend together, and she had this gigantic crush on one of the star football players, and she didn't even know his name!” She said.

“Oh jesus christ,” I said, “Can we maybe not tell this story?”

“Not how this works Ma’ continue Trin,” Josh said

“Nah I'll let Ro tell this one,” Trin said.

“Ugh I hate you. Ok, so, seven-ish years ago:

“Trin, I swear he's so hot, and sweet,” I gushed.

“Girl you spoke to that boy once an’ you don't even know his name!” Trin yelled exasperated, rolling her eyes.

I scowled, “Yeah, well, the one time I did speak to him he was kind and cute,” I said, sticking my tongue out. “Granted, I did only talk to him cuz he accidentally sent a football at mach 10 into my back knocking me out of my position.”

“Exactly you don’ even know this boy and you crushin’ on him?” Trin asked, throwing her arms up falling back on my bed.

“I do not have a crush on him, he's just attractive and nice. He's also a senior so he's got two years on my ass,” I said shrugging while playing with the rings on my finger.

“Mhm, you gon’ call me tomorrow and you're gon’ tell me you down bad,” she said, lifting only her head.

“I will not,” I said.

-The following day-

I was rushing through the halls that morning, having woken up late and missing my bus.

Quickly I opened my locker and shoved the things I didn't need in there before slamming it shut and taking off. Unfortunately today really wasn't my day and I smacked right into someone spilling my water all over my cheer uniform.

“Dammit! I'm so sorry! I-” I paused looking up. No way, I crashed into the stupid cute football player, I'm just gonna crawl into a hole and die. “I wasn't watching where I was going and I guess I didn't screw the lid on right in my disaster this morning, and now your jersey and you are soaked and I'm so so so sorry! Oh jeez uhh I'll go find some paper towels!”

He grabbed my arm, his eyebrows raised in amusement, “You sure can talk Rose, that's for sure,” he said, chuckling. “No worries I got this its just water it won't kill me, you go to class you look like you gon’ explode.”

“I-uh Thanks, I'm sorry again,” I said turning and running away my face beet red, and tears burning my eyes.

I couldn't believe I had done that! I'm such an idiot and then I just wouldn't shut the hell up, I am a total social failure.

I trudged my way to class no longer hyped up on adrenaline but 100% feeling the after effects. I sat at my seat dropping my head on the desk with a very loud thud.

“Uh oh Ms. too good for Sophomore math looks like she's had *quite* the morning,” My only friend outside of the cheer squad, Joe, said laughing.

“Oh yeah laugh it up Mr. I can't do math to save my life,” I said, I turned my head, but my face was still smushed into the desk. My eyes red from the few tears that escaped.

“What happened?” he asked.

“Woke up late, missed the bus so I had to sprint three miles to get here even *close* to on time, then I threw my shit into my locker, slammed it shut and started running again. Only I didn't get very far before crashing into the cute football guy and throwing all my water on my uniform and his jersey,” I said with a blank look on my face. “As you can see everything is spectacular.”

“Oh man, I'm sorry Ro that sucks,” Joe said.

“It's fine too late now,” I said, sitting up and grabbing my math notebook.

Naturally, later when I got home I called Trin and told her all about it, and she laughed her ass off. Definitely knows how to make her twin from a different bin feel just *amazing.*

Over the course of a few months I interacted more with the guy, but I could never figure out what his name was! I dunno what's up with guys an’ not usin’ their real names, but it's really starting to piss me off.

Then graduation came and went and I never saw the guy again. It's too bad really.” I said.

“Damn girl we went to Pensacola too, we probably knew the guy!” Jon exclaimed shocked, but Josh remained eerily quiet.

“Josh?” I said. He snapped out of his trance.

“What? No, I'm good I was just thinking but I can't think of anyone it could be,” Josh said turning towards the window.

The rest of the car ride, everyone kept exchanging stories, and I fell asleep somewhere along the way, thinking about Josh's sudden quietness.

[trippinsorrows]

No but I love the idea of Solana taking Daddy to a football game 😫 cause imagine if they're getting into their private suit and she's telling him how she had the twins book the suit and handle the security blah blah blah and his smile drops before saying "Oh. So they know we're here?", next thing we know Jey and Jimmy are busting the door open, carrying their own coolers saying "damn it's been a while since we did this" 😭😭😭😭

But I like to believe that deep deep deep deep deep deep down Roman isn't completely hating the idea of watching the game with the twins. 🥹 oh maybe he is 😂 who knows.

the way i screamed at the image of roman actually excited about having this moment with his wife. feeling a bit moved at her thoughtfulness, at someone caring enough about him to go out of their way and plan all of this, and next thing you know, here come the twins! 😂😂😂😂😂

granted, i agree with you. i think it would easily turn into a thing where roman is actually vibing well with his cousins as the three of them share the same passionate focus on the game. solana is pretty confused about what's happening, but that's okay, because she enjoys seeing her hard working husband have a day to just be. 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[jazzyjj]

I'm sorry, these are just my random 11 pm thoughts but watching Cody do his promos, I've always thought the promos superstars do where they are completely alone, no one to bounce off of(no faction and no tag team partner), and no one ends up coming out and they're either talking about whatever feud they're in or just idk talking to the crowd were kinda strange. Like sir/ma'am who are you talking to, bring somebody out pls.

And I've noticed it the most on Cody's last promos cause like for sure we're in the transition period to the draft so they probably don't wanna start a feud when everybody's place hasn't been decided yet. But dude, man's is just speaking random shit into the cosmos. Who are you talking to? Paired with the outfit which I will address in a minute, it feels like a president is addressing the nation.

Like Dwayne, where tf are you dude? Don't come out to start shit and then disappear into the night and leave Cody to meander and just give "hi, how are ya, have you met my friend Jey" promos. Y'all are fucking this man before he's even able to get on his feet. Now goofy fans are saying he's boring, and yeah the promos are a little meh cause there's not much content to them for him to talk about so he's essentially keeping up appearances. But honestly if they had told us the champ was resting and had him come back the week of the draft, started the rock stuff, drafted them both to the same brand that week, and kept it movin, we would have been gucci. Yeah some fans would be dicks and be like where tf is he, he's supposed to be here blah blah blah. But Idk to me it feels better then giving promos about mostly nothing of importance because they can't start the things of importance yet.

Anywhore, onto the suits.

Cody constantly dressing like he's running to be a Senator cracks me up. I just scrolled through several tiktoks of him y'know being casual backstage, an interview, his reality show and in every, single, one, he's in the suit. Like a lot of the time I'm like "He got that shit on tho😗" other days...

Put 👏 Something👏Else👏On👏Neeooowww

Anyfuck, that is the end of my late night ranty rant.

[quackitytheduck]

EEK TY YEN!!

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quand vas tu rentrer - melody's echo chamber

never be alone - shadrow

give me everything - pitbull

la mamá de la mamá - el alfa

round and round - selena gomez and the scene

solus - emily jeffri

hot wind blows - tyler the creator

dear arkansas daughter - lady lamb

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[picmurasaki]

So I think I am also attracted to EraserMic. Aizawa tops. And I am, once again, suffering from the lack of such content cause WHY do I have this thing for Aizawa being top cause that is effing rare!?

Meh. When did I follow the popular stuff anyways? Ah well...

Aizawa and gis beloved blonds!♡

[roku-mtg]

Moreeeeee I need more fanart of this. JESUS

[scouting4love]

More Yukichi/Jei & made up Yukichi mom since I love being cringe, therefore I can do whatever the freak I want!!!!!!

Shout out to the culture or whatever the freak

[urxsavingxgrace]

"It ain't nothing to argue about." Roman says with a straight face. "And I mean let's keep this all the way 100 right now. Aside from you doing your own thing, how exactly have you helped me out in this situation with Jey? All I've been getting is the fact that I'm bullying him and blah blah blah. What about the disrespect he shows me? Or is it still just the fact that I'm wrong for putting his ass in his place?".

"Ayo bruh, you tryna catch these hands? What's up? What's really good uce? You got one more fuckin' time to put yo goddamn hands in my face and we gon have a serious issue! I don't give a damn about you being no Tribal Chief bullshit. We can get to scrapin' like we did as kids and I'll whoop that ass!" Jey yells as his twin holds him back. "Mush me in the face again and see what happens. Do it uce!"

Roman stands back laughing as his cousin throws a tantrum and Jimmy holds him back. Paul is horrified and watching in disbelief. Solo helps Jimmy hold their brother back.

"Get off me man!" Jey breaks free and stares Roman in the eyes. "You fixin' to get them teeth knocked out your goddamn head. Play with me. You know what I'm about. And that's on God uce. On God, you best keep your fucking hands to ya self!"

@kamikazebcrn

The drama within the Bloodline was through the roof since Sami betrayed the Tribal Chief and Jey has been getting bolder with his disrespect to Roman as well. The Wiseman was doing his best to calm the Tribal Chief who was currently laughing but it could turn to anger fairly quickly.

[halofractured]

| Referencing @forhope’s post here: |

   YES Chris nailed their dynamic descriptor, point blank right on the head! 

   Nova and Jey are boyfriends who accept each other in their place as they are and love them that way. 

   Jey has been called a morally sway-able character before, but really that's not technically accurate. Her morals don’t change, they always have been and always are the same in any given universe. "Love Who I Love. Protect Those I Love". It is a staple of her character ingrained into her very being.

   If she's more "hero" or “villain” coded in one au versus the next, it'd be because what differs are the people who solidified her loyalty. Jey is a warrior, yes, but not a soldier. Priority is never the cause, or the world at large, or even the people (general) - it’s specifically the persons who manage to slip inside her heart. She was born to Astral World sure but she was also born in the perfect balance of chaos and pure energy. Denying or erasing one would be losing an entire half of her.

   As soon as she loves someone, that’s it.

   Annnd the added underlying beat of “BTW I’d Literally Burn The World for You” is also a constant through-line trait － she just may hide that more in ‘good’ AUs because blah blah blah that’s not hero behavior blah blah. So she’d present it like “but yanno only if it came down to it”, ... whereas in Nova’s verse it’s more like “and it’s  g o n n a  come down to it”.

[thirstiswet]

this is my entry for the 25 days of chrismuts (@25daysofchrismuts) that @toxiicpop hosted. i'm sure this is a hot mess and theres for sure grammar errors everywhere but hey i tried. pls be gentle. idk what I'm doing but i did it.

Samoa Joe x OFC (elle)

Office AU! elle and joe often fight in the office. everyone knows its just sexual tension and if they just bang it out they'll be fine. its the christmas party and elle has too much to drink and lets slip what she want joe to do to her. he overhears blah blah blah. the good stuff happens :D

warning, smooty smut, unprotected, light choking, some spanks (lbr its joe)

at least 4k? pls tell me if i spelled something wrong or anythings messed up. also endings are hard so i just stopped

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 23

The brewery was built in one of the old textile factories that used to be all around the city, with a large open room and a heated deck outside. It was the perfect place for the annual Christmas party for W.W.E. Publishing, and as always the company owner Mr. McMahon spared no expense. A band had been set up along one of the walls playing a mixture of Christmas music and pop songs. On the opposite side of the room, a photo booth had been tucked in a corner. The entire building was decked in sparkling lights, little Christmas trees, and strategically placed mistletoe.

Joe sauntered in, dressed in a well-tailored deep green emerald suit, making his way to the bar he heard her laughter over the music and crowd. Searching his colleagues he spotted her; Dressed in a strapless burgundy dress that stopped just short of being indecent. She was walking out of the photo booth with Naomi and Paige, her dark auburn hair cascading down her back, her head tipped back in laughter. His eyes followed them back to the table where Charlotte and Becky sat, their new photos in one hand and drinks in the other.

Joe always appreciated how she looked, despite his teasing. He always found it amusing when he would catch her in the break room climbing the counter just to get her coffee fix.  

—

Elle was pulling another late night in the office when she decided to take a break and grab a cup of coffee and a snack. She found herself looking everywhere in the office break room just for the bag of coffee that she just knew was there. Finally finding it all the way on the top shelf, she slipped off her heels and climbed on to the counter.

God I hope no one is still here

There’s a deep chuckle from behind her and she freezes, hand on the bag of coffee.

Oh no.

“Now what are you doing up there princess?” His smooth voice questioned, “You wouldn’t want you to fall now would you?” A shiver went down her spine, she knew if she turned right now he would have a smug look on his face. He knew he had an effect on her, whether it be annoyance or arousal, he liked to push her buttons to find out which.

“Joe, how many times do I have to tell you,” grabbing the coffee she turns around, careful not to slip in her stockings “Don’t call me princess.” He was leaning in the doorway, his hands in his pockets, as his burning gaze slowly followed up and down her stature.

Another shiver runs down her spine.

She doesn’t call him out on it.

She should.

Joe doesn’t respond, just continues to undress her with his eyes. Clutching the bag of coffee she hops down from the counter and puts her heels back on. Walking to the coffee maker Elle hears the ruffle of clothes and she can feel the mans towering presence behind her, his body heat rolling off him, his scent all around her.

“You know Elle,” The way he says her name has her stomach dropping, she wonders how his voice would sound between her thighs. *Excuse me, cut that shit out. Do not think about him like that.* “If you wanted to get my attention, all you had to do was ask. You don’t have to wear such short skirts.”

“You—!” Spinning around she found herself just eye level with his mouth, *To close, to close, to close!* His plump lips still making that stupid smile. “You jerk!” Elle smacks his chest as Joe’s hand comes up and grasps her wrist. His grip is just tight enough to not let her pull away.

“Now princess, it’s not very nice to hit.” Joe rubs his thumb over her pulse point and takes a step closer to her. Essentially pinning her against the counter. “Unless you want to be punished.”

He’s close.

Invading her space.

Her pulse quickens and eyes widen. Warmth spreads right down to her core. The image of her bent over his knee flashes in her mind and she quickly tries not to react to it.

She fails.

Joe definitely notices.

Inhaling, all she can make out is him. His cologne not overbearing but still all around her. She holds her breath, just waiting for whatever comes next.

Joe’s dark eyes have a sparkle to them she’d seen often enough, there’s a want to them. “Hmm—” His tongue runs across his lips and Elle is drawn to them almost compulsorily.  They look like they would wreak havoc on her, she wants to let them.

If only a little bit.

Joe gives her a light chuckle, lets go of her wrist and walk out of the break room, she finally lets out the breath she'd been holding. Once he gets to the door, he pauses slightly and throws her a wink over his shoulder.

—

Ordering a beer and walking over to where Jimmy and Jey were talking animatedly to AJ. Joe gives Elle a glance, her face shining brightly as she was talking animatedly to Charlotte.

“What do you mean you haven’t played yet?” Jimmy gasped at AJ, the three were talking about Red Dead Redemption 2, which three of the four men had been playing for the past month, “It’s been out for a while!”

“How could you let this happen, man?” Jey nudged Joe to get his attention, “You’re supposed to keep the old man up to date.”

Joe gave a light chuckle “Oh, you know how it goes,” Not really acknowledging them and taking a sip of his beer “Sometimes things slip by.”

Jey laughed following the man's line of sight “Oh, yeah— I’m sure things just slipped by, seeing how you’re always distracted.”

Joe scuffed at him and rolled his eyes. Finally turning to the group and changing the subject.

—

“Elle, what kind of face are you making?” Charlotte laughs, looking over the pictures of Naomi, Paige, and Elle from the photo booth.

“Oh, you mean this one?” Elle bunches up her nose while crossing her eyes as the girls all burst out in laughter.

They have all gathered around a high table Charlotte, Becky, Paige, Naomi, and Elle  Drinking beers and talking about their plans for the next few days.

“I just planned on staying home, eating lots of food and drinking lots of wine, while watching A Christmas Story on repeat,” Elle tells the group. ”I never really make big plans anyway.”

“What about you guys?”

“Elle, why does Joe keep looking over here?” Becky points out. Her eyebrow arched as she nods her head in the direction of the man in question.

Across the room, Elle can see him sitting there nursing a beer casually having a conversation with AJ and the Usos. Every once and while he will look over at her. This time, she was staring back. She’d been caught, he gives a small ever intimidating smile and a wink. She can feel herself react, face flush, she lets out a huff of annoyance and turns back around in her seat.

“I can never get any peace from him. Joe always hassles me.” She sighs, getting up and begins pacing in front of the table, “He’s always tormenting me, making fun of me when I climb on things.” Throwing her hands up in frustration, “I can’t help that I’m short!”

She pauses in her rant and downs the rest of her drink, grabs Charlotte’s and finishes hers as well.

“And—! He always has a comment about my skirts!” Elle ends up flailing her arms in defeat, her face beat red from the alcohol and working herself up, “I can’t do anything without him saying something!”

“He has a comment about her skirts because he wants to get in them”, Naomi says just under her breath.

“What—?”

“Nothing!” Naomi loops her arm through Elle’s and starts walking to the bar, “Let’s get some more drinks!”

—

Later into the evening, Elle and Paige find themselves left at the table as the others go off either dancing or make their way under some mistletoe with their significant other.

Just behind Elle, Paige can see Joe at the other table. She gives him a wink and turns her attention back to the brunette.

Everyone in the office is aware of their sexual tension and there’s an ongoing bet of if they’ll crack before, or after the holiday season. Now, if Paige wants to give her friends a gentle push in the right direction, it is not because she had 50 bucks riding on them. Nope. Not at all.

“Girl, are you ever going to admit you have a thing for him?” Paige pops the question.

“Who?” Elle shifts in her chair to face Paige.

“Joe, of course! You never shut up about him!”

“What?! No—! I don’t talk about him all the time!” Elle tries to protest but knows she’s failing.

Tipsy, feeling good and looking good Elle had all the confidence and none of the filter that sober Elle had.

“He just.. just his face...”

She can feel herself flush, if she wasn’t red already she definitely was now.

“Sometimes I want to punch it,” taking a swig of her beer she sighs in frustration and continues, “And other times I want to sit on it. You know what I mean?”

Paige broke out in laughter, “No— no honey, I don’t know what you mean!”

“Just— have you seen him when the group goes out after work?” Elle closes her eyes “That man looks too good in just a white t-shirt and jeans.” A small smile forms on her face as she pictures him. “Too damn good.”

“And... and just some of the things he’s said to me. It’s not even dirty things!” Elle is to lost in thought, not realizing what she saying, just enjoying the thought of it, “God, his voice, it’s just... just so damn seductive. I want him to tell me all the ways he’s going use me—” Eyes popping open in horror at realizing what she said, “Oh my god, I didn’t just say that!” Dropping her head to her hands in embarrassment, she lets out a defeated sigh.

“Lord honey, you definitely need to get laid!” Paige laughs at her friends’ struggle, reaching out she places a hand on her arm and gives a gentle squeeze. Elle uncovers her face and when she makes eye contact with Paige, the Brit gives her a smile and nods in the direction just behind her.

Turning in her seat, her night changes.

Her eyes go wide and her stomach drops. There’s Joe, just behind her, being as nonchalant as ever at a table with the Usos and Naomi. He seems almost bored. Then he looks up, he makes eye contact with her. And the corner of his mouth turns up into a smirk. Like a predator that’s caught its prey.

Whipping around Elle hisses at Paige “Why the hell didn’t you say he was right there?!”

“What?!” Paige feigns confusion, “I have a vested interest in the matter.” Paige gives her a cheeky smile and finishes off the rest of her drink. “And you just kept on talking. I wasn’t going to interrupt.” She pats her arm and gets up to leave, “Now be safe and have fun girly!” Paige gives her a wink and is gone.

Elle is done for.

—

Elle knew he heard the conversation with Paige. There was nothing she could do about it. In a panic, she got up and left the main room. She’s found herself back by the bathroom and another room that could possibly be a cleaning closet or an office.

Taking deep breaths she paces at the end of the hallway.

Oh, this is not good.

“Oh my god-- Oh my god-- Oh my god,” Elle mumbles to herself, stopping in her tracks she rests her head on the wall. Hoping the coolness will help calm her down. It manages to if only a little bit.

“It’ll be fine. Everything will be fine. Pull yourself together, get your stuff, and go home. Then drink more to forget this happened.” Elle straightens up and collects herself. Turning around she stops. Frozen in her tracks.

Fuck

He’s at the end of the hallway. Just staring at her. Like he wants to devour her. He looks good. He looks damn good. She hadn’t noticed it earlier in the evening, to busy trying to not look at him. She checks him out and sucks in a breath at his heavy gaze when they make eye contact. Warmth travels down her stomach and a feeling settles heavy between her thighs.

Joe starts stalking towards her. One hand in his pocket, he rubs his chin with the other.

“Now, now, now, where do you think you’re going?”

Elle can’t breath— She’s hot— Her heart is pounding— Bad ideas are about to happen.

He’s halfway down the hall. “You can’t just say something like that,”

Five feet

“And then run away.”

Right in front of her

“You shouldn’t make comments like that if you don’t want to suffer the consequences—“ Joe smiles at her, it’s a dangerous smile. There’s a look in his eyes that she can’t describe and she’s not sure she wants to. He takes a step towards her, backing her against the wall.

“Unless—“ Elle sucks in a breath in anticipation. Her body is on fire. He places a hand on the wall just above her head, “You want them.” His other hand gently goes to her waist. There’s a jolt that runs through her body at the contact. It’s not an unpleasant feeling.

“Unless you want to be punished for it. If you want to be put on your knees to suck a cock. Or fucked from behind against a wall. Do you want to be forced to come over and over again?” Elle lets out a small whimper. Yes. Yes, she did want these things. She’s wanted them for a while if she’s being honest with herself.

Leaning in close, his voice just above a whisper, “Would you like me to do those things to you princess?” She could feel his warm breath caress her cheek. The way he says princess has her shuddering where she stands.

He was close, so close, barely touching her.

His hand slid down the wall making her feel more caged in. While his other hand squeezed her hip. She licked her lips and his eyes watched the movement. Undeniable desire now in his eyes.

She could feel the heat radiating off of him.

“Y-Yes.”

“Finally.” He growled out, surging forward and capturing her lips. His kiss was rough, but she gave as good as she got. He bit the bottom of her lip and Elle moaned into his mouth. One of Joe's hands cupped the back of her head, gripping her hair forcing her to tilt her head back. He mouthed over her neck sucking and biting, knowing he would leave a mark. She wanted that brand, she wanted to feel possessed by him, to be consumed by him. Elle clawed at the front of his jacket needing him closer, need him all around her.

They separate. Both trying to catch their breath. Joe, eyes closed, rests his forehead against hers. “Princess,” He sounds out of breath, tormented, like he’s restraining himself, “We should go if we want to continue.”She knows there’s no going back from this. She doesn’t want to, she wants him. In every way.

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The short car ride to Joe’s place is tense. Like at any moment a match could be set ablaze and they both would be swallowed up by the flames.

His hand stayed possessively on her thigh. The warmth from his touch made her feel both safe, and in danger. Elle clenched her thighs and moved slightly in the seat, trying to find some kind of relief or calm. But the entire situation was not calm. Nothing with Joe is ever calm.

As soon as she steps across the threshold she’s picked up and shoved against the door slamming it shut. His lips are on her collarbone making their way up her neck. Elle grabs the back of his head, gripping his hair and moves him to her mouth. He growls into her kiss at her control. His kiss is rough, desperate, and hungry, and she craved more. One of Joe’s hands moves down her thigh, gripping it tight and pulling her in closer. She could feel the swell of his cock against her and she loves it.

His other hand moves between them, sliding under her dress going straight for her lacy panties. "Hmm, I think someone wanted to get some attention tonight.” She lets out a moan as his hand moves her panties to the side and he finds her clit. His thumb moving in a slow methodical movement, while his finger parts her folds, feeling the wetness, teasing her. It's agonizing. She wants more. She wants this torture. As long as he’s the one doing it. 

Joe gives her a fierce kiss, moving down her neck licking and sucking wherever he can, leaving light bite marks on the tops of her breast. He gives one of them a squeeze. The path that his lips made burned, it was like a hot trail going down her body and she never wanted it to end. Continuing his way down he lifts up the front of her dress and mouths over her center. 

His teeth latch on to her panties and he’s pulling them down her waist. He slides them off her, and he’s back to leaving love marks on her thighs, “These panties, are mine now,”  Looking down at him her eyes heavy with lust, “Joe,” She needs him. Now. She doesn’t want to wait any longer, she can’t, “Please.”

“Well since you begged so nicely.”

He devours her. Messy kisses. Tight grips. The flat of his tongue licks up her folds and rolls around her clit. She can feel him hum gently against her, the vibrations sending a jolt through her body. She grabs his head holding him still against her cunt. He slides a finger into her, thrusting in and out of her, it’s the most pleasurable torture she’s had and she needs more. His finger curls inside her, looking for that sweet spot. Joe runs a hand up the back of her thigh giving her ass a hard smack and he rubs a smoothing circle to easy the pain. Elle jumps at it, pushing Joe’s head closer. The sensations coursing through her are setting her ablaze. She can feel that coil tighten and she knows it won’t take much more to push her over the edge. 

“Joe- ohh!” Elle’s voice is shaking, it's needy. Her leg slides up of its own accord, Joe throws it over his shoulder, giving him more leverage and her support. He slides in another finger continuing his messed kiss to her heat. mmmh please don’t...don’t stop. Her toes curl in her heels, and she's a mess of moans and pleas of ‘don’t stop’ and ‘more.’ She’s just *so* close. 

“Princess?” Joe hums into her, “I want you to cum for me.” A gasp is heard from above him, he continues to thrust his fingers in and out of her, thumb rubbing faster against her clit, alternating with his tongue.

“Do that,” Tongue twirling, fingers curving inside her hitting her just right- Oh please, “And I’ll fuck you,” The leg over his shoulder begins to shake, he knows she’s close, “Right here.” 

“Elle”

That’s what sends her over the edge. The sound of him saying her name between her legs. The low, raspy, needy way he says it. Her entire body is electric, tremors quake through her, the grasp she has on Joe’s head tightens as does his grasp on her. 

He eases her down her high. Kissing and nibbling her thigh, he gives her another love bite and comes up and smashes their lips together. She can taste the tanginess of herself and she likes it. She wasn’t expecting that. He pulls away just enough for her to watch him suck off his fingers, that were just in her, into his mouth. It is the hottest thing she has ever seen. 

Elle grabs his suit jacket pulls him so they are nose to nose. Heavy breathing peppered his face. She’s needy and desperate and he loves it. 

“Joe.” Her body is a hum of energy again. She’s staring at his plump lips wanting them to continue their assault on her body, “Fuck me.”

He happily obliges. 

Grabbing her legs, he brings them up to wrap around his hips. A hand roams up her thigh to squeeze her ass, holding her in place, while the other moves up her, sliding between the valley of her breast up to rest at her neck, he gives it a soft squeeze. There’s a breathy noise that come out of her and she needs more. She wants more of more. Ahh!

His cock is throbbing against her and she grinds her wet pussy on him. She needs him. She wants to feel his hot flesh against her. Joe helps her take off his jacket and lets her claw her way under his dress shirt. Fuck He’s an expanse of muscle and strength and beauty. His tan skin glistens with sweat and she wants to leave marks all down his back. She wants to mark him up just as much as he want to do to her. Elle drags her hands down his torso, loving the way his skin jumps at the sensation, dragging her hands lower she unbuttons his pants and goes to cup him through his boxers. He lets out a strangled moan against her neck and his hand tightens around her throat.

He snaps.

He lets go of her throat and moves her hand out of the way, pulling his cock out he rubs it against her lips, spreading her wetness, and without warning pushes into her. Simultaneously, its everything she new it would be and nothing she's ever had before. The feel of him finally in her, that light burn of him stretching her, the feeling of fullness. Her nails scrape down his back as his hips move in and out of her “Joe- fuck!” He chuckles at her breathiness, a hand moves down between them to her clit and she cries out at the feeling.

“Is this what you wanted princess? Did you want me to ruin you? Did you want you to make you mine?” His words were all around her, they seeped into her, she wanted to be possessed by him. Yes. His hips snapped against her harder, she was getting close again. Her head lulled back against the door and at her exposer of her neck he attacked it. Leaving searing bruises all over, she knew there was going to be a mess of purple marks all over her body the next morning and she couldn't wait to find them all.

She rolls her hips and cries out a mumble of curses when he hits that spot inside her. “FUCK princess.” He grunts out as he rocks against her. The hand thats been holding her up comes to wrap around her throat, squeezing, the feeling of tightness bringing her closer, “You feel perfect around me. Will you cum again for me?” He whispers the question in her ear, out of breath, but so damn possessive. 

He begins to fuck her harder against the wall. Building up to push her over. His thumb against her clit moving ever so quickly, building the friction, “I want you to cum again for me.” He bites at her ear, the fire inside her growing, she going to burst, “I want you to cum on my dick,” She close. She's so close she can taste it, she needs something, she needs a push. “And then I’m gonna to fill you up.” At that statement, mixed with the feeling of his hand on her throat just enough to where its hard to breath in, she's done, all the sensations tipping her over the edge. She's shaking around him, her walls fluttering on his cock.

“God-”

“Fu-”

He’s kissing her, hips moving erratically, he's lost control. His grip on her throat still present. The after shock of her orgasm sending him into his own. Hips stuttering, a warmth fills up inside her as he grunts out her name. They stay that way for a moment, both leaning into each other, knowing they need to separate and get cleaned up but not wanting to break away.

Realization of what just happened hits her. She should be concerned. She should be in a panic of oh shit that just happened, but she's not. 

She’s not.

At least not yet.

[imaginexwwe]

Overdue Invite (JEY USO)

(ANON) Reader and Jey asks his dad to come to their wedding (somewhat based off Jimmy and Naomi) (ANGST/FLUFF)

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Warnings: NONE

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I bit down on my lip, a little too hard, as I continued to stare at the guest list for my upcoming wedding.

Well, me and Jey’s upcoming wedding.

In less than three weeks, I would be saying I do to the love of my life and best friend but looking at this ‘completed’ guest list just made me realize how incomplete this were.

All because of one family member from Jey’s family.

Like we had, his brothers, his cousins Roman, Tamina, blah blah blah…

But his dad’s name wasn’t on here.

Why wasn’t Rikishi’s name on here?

I frowned a not so pretty scowl forming onto my face.

Jey promised he’d take care of this.

“Hey beutiful.” I heard his voice rang out from behind me.

I turned around in my seat to face him, my scowl not disappearing for a second, if anything it became more intense the moment he walked in.

“…I’m sorry, I’m late.” Jey quickly added, probaly assuming that was why I had the scowl on my face.

Now, that he mentioned it, he was supposed to have been here like half an hour ago, I thought to myself before picking up there guest list.

“Jey, explain why Rikishi is still not confirmed.” I shot back with a bit of an attitude.

A playful smile came into play on Jey’s behalf. “His name’s not on there?” He asked, adding a quick chuckle but I wasn’t in a laughing mood.

“Its not funny Jey…” I mumbled showing the paper to him. “We have all these people who are important to us coming out to see me and you make this commitment to each other but not your dad?” I shook my head putting the paper back down on the table. “I know things have been kinda strained with you and him but I want him to be there…”

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Jey’s grip on my hand tightened the second his dad came into view making me aware that I wasn’t the only nervous one here.

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“I’m a bit surprised you actually got my son to fly out.” Jey’s dad said giving me a quick hug. “Did he put up a fight?”

I giggled slightly with a shrug, glancing over at my fiance. “He did.” I said admittedly. “But the reason we’re here is very important so…”

As I trailed off Jey slowly stepped forward, stopping short of a few inches from literally being toe to toe with Rikishi.

“Um, yeah…” He spoke up, his words comings off a bit strained.

Sorta like the atmosphere in the room.

“…Okay, I know you didn’t necessarily agree with my relationship with Y/N at first, especially when I brought up wanting to marry her–” Jey continued only to be interrupted.

“Only because of how fast the two of you were moving. And I thought it was too soon to bring up marriage.” His dad mentioned, as if trying to get his point across before and if this conversation took a hard left.

Jey nodded. “Yeah. But like I said, I knew there was something special in her…” He said flashing a smile my way. “And there was something special in the love we share and as you know I asked her anyway, which brings me and Y/N here. She wants–”

I quickly elbowed Jey, hoping his dad’s eyes didn’t catch it.

Of course it was more of me wanting Rikishi to be among our other family and friends.

But that doesn’t mean Jey has to let that be known.

Like it might hurt his dad’s feelings or something, or have him misreading the signs.

Sure Jey’s putting on this tough guy stunt and everything but damn, I know him.

And I know he secretly wants his dad to be there for his wedding, like he was for Jimmy and Naomi’s.

It’s just he’s a man, and men have their pride or whatever.

Plus his lowkey stubbornness doesn’t help even the slightest bit.

Jey threw a look at me as if mentally asking me why I’d elbowed him, which I returned with a look of my own and an noticeable motion of my head as if mentally answering him with a quick 'don’t make it seem like you don’t want him to be there’

“I mean, we…” I heard Jey say out loud catching on to my mental demand. “We really want you there with us. Everybody’s that’s important to the both of us, is confirmed besides you, and it just wouldn’t seem right if you didn’t want to come to our wedding.”

Rikishi stayed silent for a few agonizing minutes, which in reality was probably on seconds, but still it was very agonizing waiting for his response.

I was so caught up in the wait, that I didn’t even realize my hand had crept back over to Jey’s wanting him to give it a light squeeze like he’d done earlier while we waited to come face to face with his dad.

“And I wouldn’t be able to look at myself the same if I didn’t show up.” Rikishi finally stated making my eyes get a little wider.

“So that’s a yes? You’re legit coming” I blurted out soon biting my lip and turning red in embarrassment.

Rikishi nodded chuckling a little. “I’m legit coming.”

Almost simultaneously both Jey and I let go of eachother’s hands, as Jey got up from his seat and made his way over to his dad giving him a overdue hug as I stayed quietly in my seat but with one of the biggest smiles of my life etched across my face at the sight of my soon to be husband and soon to be father in law.

“Come join in.” Jey’s dad said, making me realize he was now focused on me. “There’s enough of me to go around.”

I giggled once more that day thinking that there indeed was enough of Rikishi to go around.

“Can we just get married right now?” I whispered to Jey as the three of us hugged.

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[tyedyebaby]

my opinion on the 4/23 smackdown

meant to do this a lot earlier but yknow. Stupidity is Rampant where I am involved. also btw I watched the episode but I have a bad memory so I'm getting most of my info from an article im linking at the end

anyway!!

the beginning

if I remember correctly, cesaro was about to cut a promo but then seth interrupted him and cut a promo and they argue just a little and then jey interrupted both of them and cut a maybe promo and seth and jey team up and start circling cesaro and it looked badass and then daniel bryan interrupted him and cut a promo (basically owning seth and jey) and then ROMAN interrupted everyone and started bitching and then roman left and commercial break and boom tag match. after a match that lasts through two commercial breaks and 45 minutes with seth up and fucking leaving ¾ of the way through, daniel and cesaro win.

I love and hate this because a) it's the closest seth and roman have come to interacting in a damn while [to my knowledge anyway] and hey, daniel hyping cesaro is fucking great, and jey. jey!, b) it felt strange to have roman address everyone but seth because he literally verbally addressed everyone but seth. yeah seth was dealt a rain check but still I want WORDS man. CONVERSATION. it also strikes me as strange that seth left jey to the mercy of the face team because "I don't have time for this, I'm seth freakin' rollins" and he's AWOL for the rest of the show. dubious.

then theres a backstage segment with adam pearce, sonya deville, and apollo crews in which apollo complains about having to defend his title tonight (that's how wrestling works, genius). adam eventually reveals that apollos opponent is kevin owens, which, HUH?!? what happened to beating sense into sami?? tho maybe he's planning to get a title to prove a point to sami or something. it felt weirdly sudden to me either way.

then jey shows up, blah blah you disrespected the tribal chief blah blah and then he says he feels sick and smth about getting put down. typical guard dog jey imo, nothing incredibly notable.

then your regularly scheduled Women's Match That Feels Like It Was Thrown In Arbitrarily featuring nia jax and tamina. reginald, shayna, and natalya were also there, because why wouldn't they be. shayna interferes and it's not seen by the ref, but tamina wins regardless, so all is well I guess? idk I just wish there was more depth in the women's division and less tag action and a LOT less reginald.

KO shows up, talks about how it's his first IC title match in years, how he was delighted, how he wasnt expecting this but isn't complaining, how he's gonna knock apollo down, and then big e shows up because he's cool like that! then big es like "hahaha ur cool n shit but this is my match" and kevin goes "yeah this is ur match but not this week because this week is my match and I'll be champ" and they go "hahahahahaha" yknow the white girl fake laugh

it was funny to me but I didn't expect kevin still.

daniel bryan then tells adam pearce to make the match between roman and cesaro and when adam says he'll try dbry tells him to do more than try. persistent.

then comes the ic title match! sami joins commentary midway through the match and watches apollo retain after quite a bit via Surprise Rollup My Beloved (/s), kevin hit the stunner after losing, and the huge azeez guy fuckin' nail kevin in the face. then, sami gets up and dances over kevin which is the funniest damn thing

anyway I love kevin and hate apollo but I'm glad things ended how they did because this really is big es match.

then this segment, which I can only describe with this screenshot of the article I'm using to refresh my memory

just paul heyman rambling. typical.

then apollo shows up, talks, gets attacked by big e, and then gets checked up on by azeez.

then, we see aleister black (good to know you're alive, buddy!) and hes surrounded by candles, wearing glasses with a book in his hands. he tells a story from his childhood that involves dragons and then cuts a promo that digs at the viewers. I think aleisters character is interesting but I was also on video call with my partner so I didn't catch all of it BDIXNAODBSKS

then we see dolph ziggler and robbery noodle, and they cut a promo on how rey mysterio is epic but his son has "big gucci shoes" to fill. then we get the street profits, who are interrupted by BAYLEY MY BELOVED. she cuts a promo on how she's gonna kick biancas selfish spoiled ass basically BUT THE FUNNY PART is that montez was on the phone tattle tailing on bayley TO BIANCA. bianca shows up and a match between bianca and bayley is made for backla- scuse me, wrestlemania backlash. seeing bianca and bayley in the same frame made my heart happy regardless of context.

the mysterios take on the alpha academy, have some close calls, and then rey wins with the 619 as he does. smooth. there was nothing overly remarkable about it. it was just...a good match. wrestling.

then Good Ole Tony (cesaro) comes out with dbry. they taunt (?) roman, who comes out and challenges daniel for his own title, blatantly ignoring cesaro. BUT if daniel loses he has to leave smackdown. cesaro urges daniel to accept, and daniel does, loudly.

overall:

I think it was okay! I've always preferred smackdown to raw but there were things I couldn't make sense of, like kevin owens's seemingly sudden addition to the IC title scene and the women's tag matches in general. I was also miffed that seth just kinda...disappeared...in the middle of his match...and didn't show up...for the rest of the show. could just be me.

thank you for coming to my TEDtalk

[rar3kain]

Being Trans and being in AA sucks.  In alcoholics anonymous they tell you to get a sponsor...a sponsor is just someone that helps you work the steps...and someone you can call if you are having a hard time...and maybe wanting to drink. the problem is that in the program, men sponsor other men...and women sponsor women.  Because of this I was reluctant to get a sponsor.  I mean, I dress masculine...I have short hair....but im not on testosterone...so my voice is somewhat feminine...and most of the time people that meet me think i’m female..I live in the south too, and i usually don’t correct people...i just let people assume whatever...because i don’t wanna start anything.

when i got into the program i introduced myself as Jei...i didn’t try to act more masculine then i usually do...I avoided pronouns completely when i talked and just let people assume whatever. I hear people refer to me using male and female pronouns and i never corrected anyone.   People kept telling me to get a sponsor

Finally one day i was talking to this one dude...and i asked him if he would be my sponsor...and he said yes.   He sponsored me for my second month of sobriety.  we worked the 5th step which is where you take the “searching moral inventory” that you create in the 4th step, and tell it to another human being.  Pretty much you confess all of your resentments and tell them all the bad things you did as a drunk.

i told him at this time that i was trans...he was supportive, and continues to be.  He is in his 60s.  He told his sponsor about me and told them about me being trans. His sponsor told him that he shouldn’t sponsor me...told him that i should be sponsored by a woman...because women sponsor women....told him that i was being untruthful..since i didn’t immediately tell him that i was trans. what the fuck was i supposed to do? introduce myself like “Hi im Jei, i’m an alcoholic and a trans man” every time i spoke at a meeting?   I’m just pissed off...If i was further along in my transition...if I passed 100% of the time, this wouldn’t even be a fuckin issue...but because im not fully passing there are going to be people that have an issue with who sponsors me either way.  If i don’t disclose my transness to every person i meet there are going to be people who call me a liar...and “this program demands rigorous honesty” blah blah blah

my dad doesn’t recognize me as trans either...so when someone from the program calls and im not home he always says “sorry she’s not home”  so that is contradicting me as well. this shit is supposed to keep me sober...this place is supposed to help me...but right now it isn’t, it's pissing me off, its making me paranoid...its making me afraid to use the fucking bathroom at the place.  I don’t know what the fuck to do really.  I feel like i need this program to stay sober...I’ve got a little over 2 months sober and my life is much better this way.  This issue keeps eating at me though.

[thatssonanii]

Taking out two more, Haleigh gave them to her son: Give one to Uncle Jey and the other to Uncle Jimmy. And come back one more time.

Mikey nodded: Uhuh. Mikey always good.

Simba: Blah, cry baby.

Ardian kissed her shoulder a small smile on his face: Yeah, I'm going to open gifts. @queenreignsempire