#jeeps are HARD
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my beige flag is taking immense pleasure in shocking people with my disability
#aka the reveal of my disability#not the severity thats incomprehensible to most#but theres always this moment where they panic trying to figure out what to do in this situation#and im cackling#im usually game to answer a few polite questions#so i feel like that makes us even#sometimes the urge strikes me in the wrong situations tho#the salesperson was politely asking if i did the same competitive sport my siblings do#and i had to stop myself from saying 'well the disability makes that kinda hard'#i love when i get to knock on my knees to demonstrate#because at work my orthotics are rarely visible#so to the other person theres just this inexplicable clang sound#gotta take your wins when you can get em#my boss has started joining in which has ofc compounded the problem#we were joking about putting a disability parking placard in a barbie jeep#and someone who was in the car with us for that conversation#later they were like 'WAIT YOURE DISABLED?'#WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS JOKING ABOUT#disability#salt baby talks#ehlers danlos syndrome#chronic illness#postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome#mcas
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every so often I think about how my dad was doing ethical veganism for, like, seven solid years and spent the whole time talking about how he just couldn't stand to eat meat anymore because he's an empath and how the use of animal products is literally never and has never been morally excusable under any circumstances and then one day was like 'I bought a grill! check out these sick ribs I just made!' so extremely suddenly that all three of us kids were like '....?? .... meat ribs.....???' and when I finally asked him what was up he sent a shrug emoji and said he wanted to lose weight so he started keto
#INSANE. INSANE. INSANE!!#YOU HAVE THE MORAL BACKBONE OF A CHOCOLATE ECLAIR!!!#'it's so hard to find truly vegan stuff because of stuff like carmine' type of guy!#'what's a good vegan alternative to honey' type of guy!#'as your dad I feel guilty for being part of brainwashing you into the normalization of meat consumption' type of guy!!#'mmmm this pizza is SO tasty and no animals even had to suffer for it 😌' type of guy!!#KETO?? KETO??? FOR KETO???? TO LOSE WEIGHT?????#WHERE AM I!!!!#also WEIRD and ANNOYING FOR ME because like. it's possible to be vegetarian or vegan for reasons that aren't stupid#but a lot of his like. were not. that. but it's not even 'oh did you think it through and change your mind? oh. no? for a diet huh. hm.'#'you think your personal discomfort with eating meat points to an ontological ethical truth? but also you're dumping it for WHY???'#makes me CRAZY!!#BIG 'just divorced my vegan wife' energy but HE DIDN'T. SHE ALSO IS LIKE 'YAY RIBS NOW I JUST DECIDED :)' LIKE ????#my brother and I were messaging each other immediately like 'uhhh did YOU know about...?' 'NO???' 'OKAY WHAT THE FUCK'#and he said dad had just been talking to HIM like A WEEK PRIOR?? ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND NON-LEATHER SEAT COVERS FOR HIS JEEP OR SMTH?#crazy! crazy!!!#about me
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the vibe for may 22nd is this weird duck I got from my coworker. is it an alien? a slug? something else entirely? idk. neither does quinn. cheers.
#rubber duck#she ducks jeeps#i don't drive a jeep but she gave me one anyway#quinn says hi#cats#hard cider#i did not polish my presentation#it is what it is ok#the vibe for#brenna
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✨SAM WEARING HIS CAP TO THE BACK✨
(Sam's Beanies/old post)
#Okay let me paint a picture for ya'll... [dreamy harp instrumental plays]#this version of Sam comes to pick you up for a chill beach date in his jeep (I've just always envisioned him owning a Jeep)#he greets you with a long hug. he loves clinging onto you with his hugs as he kisses your head & lets you know how much he's missed you#the ride over is spent with the 2 of you teasing each other about random shit & listening to the radio as the breeze flows through the jeep#ya'll settle into a good spot at the beach laying a large towel in the sand#he's fucking mesmerized by how you look in your swimwear. He definitely looks hot as hell in his swim trunks that hang low on his hips.#ya'll spend hours laying out on the beach towel and take random dips in the water every now and then#at sunset ya'll walk hand in hand on the boardwalk and he buys you the greasiest burger that you've been craving and a thick milkshake.#by nightfall ya'll just makeout in his jeep and it's pure bliss#god that damn ballcap on him just makes me simp so hard for BoyfriendSam™#Sam Rivers#Limp Bizkit#nu-metal#SAM. I. AM.#Sammy Boy#Bass Boss#Bass Master#Catch me simpin' for Samuel on Sam Rivers Sunday#down the rabbit hole
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if ur battling between the choice of a retail job or murdering ppl overseas i think u should get stabbed since thats literally not a battle wtf is wrong w u go be poor like the rest of us u pussy bitch
#wahhhhh its so hard being a food service worker in america waaaah that means im allowed to spread imperialism and genocide#so i can buy a jeep one day and my kid can get a college degree they wont use#girl be poor
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Getting into a fight with a guy on Reddit over ai jeep art isn't something I thought I'd be doing this fine evening and if they argue back about how ai art is actually good I'm going to ask if they have any whimsy
#dude probably thinks they've got a gotcha by asking if i have any props to be used to take the picture with#like motherfucker blender exists‚ my own hands exist to draw stuff‚ and you can pay people to draw stuff for you!!!#isn't that so fucking cool?!#jesus fucking christ#we're arguing in a jeep subreddit theres no dogs in this fight nor any stakes in it#its not hard to see a comment calling an idea cool but saying it'd be cooler if it weren't ai and then going all pompous about it#atropos speaks (fake) prophecies#im going insane over here
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oppenheimer sound design go fucking crazy
#swearing tw#also kitty at the end there went so hard she fucking slayed#oppenheimer#jeep watched a movie
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I'm so excited to move out....
I can't sleep😫
#bruh#i also just realized that I forgot to pack yesterday while I was off#so ill have to pack today#start some laundry#dump my ex's clothes out of my tote#unload dishwasher#pack my clothes#prep stuff for my dad to help me move#KITCHEN TABLE?! FUCK#im definitely moving the cat last to try and avoid issues with her#i need to buy cat food and food bowl#set up the gravity water for my ex's cat (just because you dont like your ex doesn't mean you abuse their pet... I fucking love his cat...*#* She's basically my baby now... seriously I have that cat spoiled lol... If I can work out a living situation where I dont have to move in*#* with my cousin.... Im GONNA adopt another cat. i love cats)#i shouldn't have too much to move since I've downsized... a lot... sold my mini-fridge 😭 made the -easy- decision to leave my furniture*#*(an old power-lift chair that no longer works. some Mainstays shelves and entertainment center - they're almost 10 years old. cost $50 and*#*are made from particle board. they've been moved 3 too many times and they're falling apart) these were hard decisions tbh#im leaving a complete set of Mainstays dishes (cheap. i dont want them. my ex needs dishes. etc)#my mind is awake with all these plans... but I have to work tonight and i need to sleep (luckily I went to bed early)#i need a shower caddy. another (dedicated) dressing gown. a Jeep Wrangler (i hate them but they can tow mid sized campers and like. if I en*#*enjoy living like I will... Maybe I'll just make it my lifestyle) I know well-off people have made unconventional living trendy. but like.*#*Im a poor and it's more viable to live in the camper my parents bought on relatively cheap campgrounds#bro
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it's me and shang chi #12 aapi variant against the world rn
#stuck in traffic!!!#u know it's taking longer than usual if u open up tumblr while on the jeep 😭#it's raining so hard#oh I'm going home from mall#a.talks
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omg my sister found her jeep we all thought it was GONE
#it got stolen a few weeks ago and there's a lot of chop shops around here so everyone thought it was done for#it's very recognizable too so nobody would just steal it to keep it#but they found it at an impound lot the window was smashed in and they stole her gun (but not her clips?) but everything else is fine#i'm so happy for her she was struggling even before it got stolen and i know it was hard on her#especially since it's the jeep her late dad gave her :(#and she even got her expensive ass chef's knife set that was in it back#it's so crazy tho like some dumbass teenagers wanted to go for a joyride so bad they fucked her life up for weeks and for what#kyra's ramblings
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danny being goofy and singing “in the summertime” by mungo jerry in funny little accents while u drive to the beach or what other little summery destination u two decided upon :((((
#greta van fleet#danny wagner#danny gvf#danny wagner gvf#greta van fic#thinking about when josie dropped the pic of him driving the jeep#aka the hard launch of The Chop 🫶🏻#god i love him
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my brothers car loan came through so he's finally getting a subaru outback for arya so she'll be more comfortable on rides! yaaay!!!
#the car was too small and she couldn't relax and lay down#jeep was too high and too bumpy and it was hard on her#hopefully she'll be more comfy on the long vet rides now#p.txt
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In other news, I saw the sexiest black classic jeep defender for sale on my street and god I wish I could afford it
#although for starters I've heard classic jeeps are notoriously hard to drive#my first gfs brother had one and they said the gear shift was an absolute arse and you needed a lot of strength to do it#for a while my dream car was the Suzuki Jimny bc it's like a knockoff jeep but apparently they're shit cars#honestly i wanna be that femme who drives a car like a jeep and then steps out in a mini dress and heels#or maybe a butch can drive me around and they can fuck me in the back of their car 👀#pickup trucks are my biggest weakness ngl#a classic Chevy is 🤌 *chef's kiss*#rants n rambles
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Page 87: I have waited So. Long. To give this girl her damn bazooka. Thank god we finally made it.
First---previous---next
Chance: Couple cars coming up behind us, Captain.
Kat: Mr. Wolfe! Pass me that thing under your seat!
Peter: Where did this come from...?
Kat: Yeah, yeah, yeah, gimme that!
Anne-Marie: Katherine.
Snapdragon: Jess, can you see the ship?
Jess: Yeah, it's not too far.
Kat: Ha!
#A Matter of Fidelity#full disclosure: I pretty much traced the reference image for the jeep in the bottom two panels#I was Struggling#perspective is Hard
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