#jeaus christ

[thatonegaybastard]

why do i have a bedtime i am a teenager

[skizzletopsurgery]

they want me for my extreme brainrot on empires s2

[rodolfoparras]

ERM HI SORRY I WAS AT WORK

NOIR MOSTER FUCKING MY GOD

, imagine tying him up with his own webbing, fully aware that he can feel every bit of it while you fuck him like there's no tomorrow,,,,, Have him suspended in the air so that whenever you thrust into his hole the web strains and bounces, make him feel you all over

He'd probably cum just from you weaving the web between your fingers, it feels like you're stroking his cock but up the sensitivity by 10x

Use it as a gag so that he can feel his own tongue dragging across it, or when he cries out and bites down it sends a jolt of pain through his already overstimulated body

Or or or

While he's out on duty, mess around with the "nest" you had him make

Have him come crawling back to you, dick already leaking and skin already drenched in sweat from trying not to collapse on the job and mindlessly fuck himself into release right then in there while you're just casually messing with the stuff

Wrap it around your dick like his own little fleshlight, make him sit on the bed, hands tied up while you thrust into the makeshift toy- he can feel every bit of it, loudly vocalizing that even though he knows you won't listen to his begs

🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️💥

-🚹

MY FUCKING GOD IM GOING TO MARRY YOU IDEC

The one where’s he’s suspended in the air?? Or the one where you have him weave web between your fingers? I’m being serious rn I could kiss you on the mouth because imagine having him weave his web between your fingers before you jerk him off and everything so much more intensified because he’s feeling your hands on his cock but he’s also feeling the way the webs being tugged and yanked on as your hand strokes him imagine when he cums licking that up from web between your fingers watching the way he cries out from sheer over stimulation

OR HAVINF HIM FEL PAIN BY BITING DOWN ON IT GOOD GOD LEF ME MARRY U RN bc I cant help but imagine his web snapping apart and it’s just another jolt of pain and pleasure coursing through his body

MESSING AROUNDHIS NEST YES YES YES rubbing your cock head up on the solid wall of web watching the way the thread eagerly sucks in every droplet and glistening so prettily

THE FUCKIMG FLESH LIGJT COMMENT there are tears prickling my eyes bc this is so hot idc?? Like what the fuck I need this I’m going insane idc

[tillman]

Genuinely whats wrong with high schoolers to make them act like that in public.

[mieczyhale]

i can like the content someone has made without thinking they're a great person (especially when it's not content i'm paying for) and, shit aside, there has been a lot of good commentary across a lot of videos

that said-

there has never been a moment where i claimed alex was truly a great person because i don't know him. and i've only been watching his channels for maybe a month so i definitely don't know a lot

i posted that gifset because i do truly love that video, but ultimately have deleted it because it's simply not worth the fight. they're just gifs. and tbh after some thought i wasn't super comfortable keeping them up

i was aware to a degree when the set was originally posted, but i've seen a little more - just vague things (and i'm keeping it that way, at least for now, bc my mental health rn cannot handle a lot) but it's enough

i'm probably still going to watch his videos, at least the ones i've already seen and liked and maybe new ones if they look worthwhile, because his content is enjoyable a lot of the time, it's what i initially followed him for, and imo doing bad doesn't automatically erase all of the good. there are several videos, both solo and done with friends, that have become comfort content

but... yeah. i'm kinda sad and kinda disappointed and kinda exasperated and kinda surprised and kinda annoyed and a lot tired

[memepipboy]

Congratz!!

EEEEE THANK YOU AND THANK EVERYONE FOR THE WELL WISHES AND CONGRATS TOO :’) IT FEELS LIKE A FAIRYTALE

[nagia-pronounced-neijia]

[calnoc]

dont fuck up a social imteraction for once challenge

level: impossible

[transjackfairy]

didn't proofread this before posting. sorry. could u tell.

my entire dashboard is brian molko image thnak you

EXACTLY AA UR SHOUDLD BE!!! ur welcome 💋

[kheldara]

15 year anniversary on Tumblr

jeaus christ. gawd. help. wldnt be anywhere else. holy fck. talking shite for 15 damn years.

[tf2heritageposts]

ppl wanna b racist sooooo bad an hide it behind "period accurate racism" . fr once saw sombody say "i like to hc demoman almost got lynched once" WHY WOULD YOU FUCKIGN LIKE TO HEADCANON THAT JEAUS CHRIST OH MY GOD. i s2g thes ppl see a black person existing in ANY tiem period b4 tha 2000s an go "yea they'd get hate crimed" bc they cannot see them in any context aside from suffering instead of considering Maybe Not To Do That.

sweet jesus christ man. can we have a single black guy without people going “yeah this guy gets hatecrimed!!”

[lost-within-a-dreamers-dream]

It's 3:30 am and I'm giggling at Wymack's note in Jean's bag 😂

He really saw all Jean's outfits and "not again, jeaus christ"

[obstinaterixatrix]

new no home out

jeaus fucking christ

[xlittlestpet]

Fuck the election I do not give a single fuck I just want to play minecraft FUCK POLITICS JEAUS CHRIST

[alldrowning]

todau when i apologized for accidentally clicking the push to speak button on my comms the stage manager said “it’s alright” in the most genuine soft reassuring voice humanly possible. and jeaus fucking christ. for a moment i really felt like everything was going to be ok. like in the grand scheme of things, everything scary and bad isn’t as big a deal as it seems. on a side note i once listened to this same guy infodump about warhammer 40k and the fact i have not gotten enough sleep in a week is becoming increasingly apparent.

[homosexualmorelikehomiesexual]

jeaus fucking christ i just encountered a user here in the wild w like. a laundry list of irl friends plus their age and TIME ZONE in their bio stating explicitly theyre in middle school. idk what 13yo needs to hear this but uh. DONT DO THAT ik you think youre getting ppl to avoid you but the kind of ppl who will be creeps to you bc of your age are not going to respect a DNI!!!! do not tell the internet info about where you live oh my god