#jean is so sleep deprived that the heavenly principles itself could walk into her office and she would tell them to schedule an appointment

[nocherrybombs]

Nobody Told Him Part 2: Sometimes the Problem Solves Itself

Neuvillette: Greetings, Acting Grand Master of the Knights of Favonius. I wish to issue a court summons to a man with whom you are familiar... Venti, I believe, is his name.

Jean Gunnhilder, exhausted from her 15th straight day of working overtime: Why, what did he do this time?

Neuvillette: He is charged with possession of stolen property.

Jean: Damn it, again?! ...fine, but you'll have to wait until tomorrow. Venti is currently spending the night in jail for public intoxication.

Neuvillette: ...your deity has been incarcerated?

Jean: What else should I have done with him?

Neuvillette: I see. And this is a common occurrence?

Jean: Common enough. Honestly, it's for his own good. At least if he's in jail, Diluc can't throw him out of the second story window of the Angel's Share a third time.

Neuvillette: Good heavens. I may as well leave Barbatos here. Whatever you're doing to him is a far greater punishment than any sentence I could hand down.