#jealous mikey is my new religion

[arutinmy]

You know other men?

A random takemai sketch i did of that one meme. Pretty sure it has been done before but anyways 🤗

[pianocat939]

Hi cat would it be ok to request a headcanon for yandere leo and mikey (separate please )x therapist reader? just like how you did with raph's and Donnie’s version? also love your writings! <3 (the cycle is now complete ~)

I don't have a banner for any duos obv so have photo

I kept this as platonic/romantic as much as possible, but a few points it's solely romantic.

Tw: mention of violence/manipulation, Mikey is starting a religion of MC, religious themes- quite a bit

Yan Leo + Yan Mikey with Therapist MC

(I'm gonna try out white stars this time-)

✦Lactose Broccoli✦

HOHOHOHO- He is getting his face smacked with the "please tell me your true feelings and not laugh it off for once". Now, at first, it's going to be difficult for him since he's always just used humour to push away his problems and mental instability. He's gonna be vague at first, only saying the simplest of things. But later on, will he admit all his feelings and thoughts affecting him.

Once he breaks through, he'll be the clingiest and most vulnerable mf known to mankind with his feelings. For example, let's say he comes back from a mission. The first thing he will do is talk about what he hated or what he had problems with to get it out of his head. Right after, he might ask for some cuddles or hugs.

But after you've helped him for a while, he's filled with the overwhelming need to pay you back. So what better way to show gratitude than to protect someone? He'll then be all about protecting you and being your prince charming who saves you from the witch's wrath.

Oh and- he'll get jealous quickly if you be someone else's therapist. If it's his family, he'll be more tolerant of anyone else? Dead. If you ever confront him about doing anything violent/manipulative with whoever you were helping, he'll just say he does it to keep you safe and not so stressed. When in reality, he wants to be the sole one of your attention.

"Darlinggg~ Can I have some snuggles~? I was so stressed from my battle." *insert whiny 1000*

✦Macaron Burner✦

Mikey is the one who's supposed to be the therapist. But he now gets the reverse card on him. I think he'll be both the easiest and hardest to expose all his feelings. From what I interpret, he'll say the surface and a few details of his personal problems and feelings. More than Leo, but still not absolute. But unlike Leo, who breaks all of his problems at once, Mikey is gradual. With every session, he tells more and more of his issues.

I think getting therapy opens a new perspective on him since he's always the therapist instead. So from then on, he'll be more reliant on others' help when it comes to repairing or assisting with the social or mental problems of others. He appreciates sharing the "workload" with you on any of his brothers.

After a few sessions, his delusions of you being his divinity get so much worse holy fuck. He'll fully believe that you are a higher being who had come down from whatever sacred realm to help him. He thinks you're so sacred that any advice or suggestions you give him he will follow no matter what.

He values your help so much that he will write "holy" texts based on your suggestions and advice to him. Once they're done, he will use those texts like some fucking prayer or worshipping book omg- he will make you into a religion. If you ever stumble upon them and find him suspicious, he'll just say it's "notes" of what you told him.

*Mikey is currently staring at a drawing he did of you in a religious outfit* "Oh my divinity~ I will never forget your guidance towards my self-worth."

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I'm cranking through my inbox like crazy- they've been sitting there since the end of January omg-

Anyway- eat your goddamn food.

- Celina

[izzydarkwoodofficial]

next generation of losers🎈

au where eddie and stan haven't died

stenbrough & reddie & benverly are married couples

mike is the legendary aroace uncle that everyone loves

Mike Kaspbrak-Tozier (17)

love child of reddie (eddie kaspbrak-tozier & richie kaspbrak-tozier)

born on 31st october 2017 (08:02 AM)

zodiac sign: scorpio

bisexual and proud

crush on georgie, eventually falls for her brother

EVERYONE ships him with stenbrough kids

birthday twin with his best friend beck

someone HAD to name their kid after mike, bye

extroverted and basically trashmouth

has these schizophrenic phases when he shush himself after saying shit ("shut up, mikey")

has asthma, but smokes ("idiot" - georgie)

only jacob knows how to calm him down when he has anxiety attack

always carries some sort of first-aid kit

loves listening to oldies and playing old video games

his idea was to have matching tattoos

"black nails tell tales" & wears eyeliner

always tease jacob of his dirty little secret ("i don't know what you're talking about, mikey")

secretly wants jacob to wear skirts and dresses (imagining it before falling asleep)

once saw jacob wearing one, that's when it started and thanks to that he realized he fell

jacob calls him 'm'

plays keyboard in their little band losers n°2

Beck Marsh-Hanscom (17)

love child of beverly marsh-hanscom & ben hanscom

born on 31st october 2017 (02:48 PM)

zodiac sign: scorpio

pansexual and loud

basically mama of the group

thinks she likes jacob, but it's georgie all the way, yay

writes poetry and reads a lot

smoking dates with mike

basically get together mike and jacob

EVERYONE has crush on her

never miss a chance to have flowers in hair (georgie LOVES it)

really smart

found out the parallel in hers and her parents' names (be-) at the age of three

flirts a LOT (mainly not on purpose, she's just too kind to everyone around her)

don't mess with her, you're gonna earn a pretty black eye (mike knows what he's talking about)

calling everyone darling is her religion

actually interested in jewishness

wears strawberry chapstick to cover taste of cigarettes when kissing georgie (fails)

introduced boys to make-up and they are deep in that shit now

wants georgie to wear red lipstick, cause it looks hot on her, but she always refuses (after getting together she wears it all the time)

listens to new kids on the block ALL THE TIME

assumed to be fuckgirl, but is just the sweetest

vocalist and plays electric guitar in losers n°2

Jacob Uris-Denbrough (16)

second-born of stanley uris-denbrough & bill uris-denbrough

born on 6th january 2018 (09:21 PM)

zodiac sign: capricorn

gay as fuck

crush on mike almost since the beginning

basically the baby of the group (youngest too)

name after isaac's second-born kid in torah

loves writing & photographing

introverted and shy, but mike thinks it's cute

best friend with his sister (basically glued together)

overprotective over his big sis

stutters when nervous, mad, jealous, upset ("i find your stutters very cute, jc” - mike)

has nightmares a LOT

has OCD

always begging his parents to tell him more about their adventures when they were kids

finds old clubhouse and screams in excitement like little girl ("the stories are true")

secret marijuana dealer

getting high to escape reality when he has writer block and wanna daydream

stopped after mike found him one time and he spilled almost all of his secrets except that one "you're mikey, i'm not telling you my dirty little secret"

steals make-up from his best friend

wanna wear fem clothes, but is too scared to

mike calls him 'jc'

has skills to be a leader, just doesn't wanna be one

have read every single book by his dad and is his first reader and critic when he writes new book (bill always takes his advices to heart)

the most ticklish person you've ever known (mike takes an advantage in that, of course)

calls georgie 'gie'

basically papa stanny's boy

loves spending time with aunties patty & audra

plays drums in losers n°2

Georgie Uris-Denbrough (18)

first-born of stanley uris-denbrough & bill uris-denbrough

born on 15th august 2016 (03:15 AM)

zodiac sign: leo

proud lesbian

in love with beck, but hides it pretty well

definition of soft artist girl aesthetic

more easy-going and extroverted than her brother

overprotective over her lil bro

the oldest in the group

loves birdwatching and painting - mostly birds (and beck, shhh, don't let her hear that)

doesn't like reading at all

sassy queen as her dad, seriously the sassiest in the group and have tendency to shut up mike when he doesn't do it himself (beck finds it REALLY atractive)

more interested in jewishness than her brother

doesn't understand the point of OCD ("why you have to have everything so organised?")

walking artistic mess (brush in hair, doesn't care)

has brushes EVERYWHERE (back pocket of jeans? yeah, that's the safe place for brushes)

name after uncle georgie (jewish tradition to name their kid after dead relative, they believe that the soul of the loved one lives on in the child who now bears his name)

once painted judith on accident (never really saw the painting, just by hearing the stories) - her papa had nightmares after that for full month, her dad almost killed her (with words, ofc) and that's when jacob's nightmares started, she never forgave herself truly after that

calls jacob 'jay'

daddy bill's little girl

"strawberries and cigarettes always taste like you"

plays bass guitar in losers n°2

[youknownnothingjonsnow0303]

Since everyone is saying goodbye to the 10’s and making list about it... I would like to say that Titus Andromedon was one (if not the most) of the greatest characters on a serie this decade.... I mean:

He spoke the truth:

He show us a new religion:

He knew how to pull jealous scene:

He talked for all of us:

He never overreacted:

He wasn’t afraid to say when he didn’t understood something:

He really loved Mikey:

His songwriting abilities were on top:

He LIMONADED!!!!!

He made me laugh at my saddest moments

And I love him for that. Honestly I can make this list eternal but this queen deserves some recognition. The only bad thing about him is that the show ended after 4 seasons and we couldn’t see him more. But Hey! He had a happy ending 💕

[johnmulaneys]

be honest. what's your opinion on s4!jafael

lmao okay. let’s start with the fact that i love them and i’m happy they’re together and on their way to be the endgame. with that out of the way, i’ve had my fair share of dislikes this season with them.

i loved the season 3 finale, i loved jane’s heart glowing for rafael and i liked that they didn’t get back together right away and that rafael had to figure his things out with petra and whatnot before he was ready to commit to jane again. but the way i see jane x raf and why i love them it’s because of the Telenovela thing, they’re a telenovela couple (THE telenovela couple of this show) and their way back to each other (from s3 finale to them being actually together) wasn’t really….. telenovela-y. 

season 1 is by far my favorite season because it delivers on its promise of being a telenovela in every aspect, there are the build-ups and twists and turns, and there’s that ~All or Nothing~ vibe, like, jane gave up an engagement, gave up on her 5-year plan, ignored her family’s wishes while rafael gave up on a marriage... they both gave up on their lives as they knew, just to be with each other. because they felt that they were supposed to be together, it was beyond logic, it was just that Destiny thing that are what telenovelas are made of. and season 4….. just didn’t do it.

of course this isn’t the most valid reason to be “unsatisfied” with them because seeing them getting back together, even if in a more lukewarm way, was still really nice and it kinda made up for season 2 - season 3a. but it wasn’t that season 1 magic that made me fall for them in the first place. season 1 shows everything what i love about jafael their flaws and all; what i hoped was that season 4 would bring a more mature version of s1!jafael and at times i felt that they did it but some other times it felt a little… Not Them. as if jennie urman had some sort of “recipe” of what an ideal couple should be and just trying to fit jafael into that mold even though the jafael i personally love can’t fully fit there, so some of the romantic jafael moments fell kinda… flat. their “first” “i love you”s were rushed and, yes, that was the intention but it's definitely very different from their first “i love you”s back in season 1 and just sort of killed the vibe for me. 

a lot of their romantic moments were just really bland even v*lladero-ish at times imo, for example “you’re the only thing i’m really sure about” is… straight up a j/m quote. if s1!jafael were a Team and s2!v*lladero were Buddies... s4!jafael were Buddies too, if that makes sense? like, s4!jaf reminded me more of s2!v*lladero.

and another thing is that season 1 brought challenges that were very real to their characters and the environments that they were raised in. their differences were on the way of their relationship and they had to deal with them in order to be together (and season 1 onward has shown that they’re capable of dealing with their differences and coming to a middle ground in their decisions, whether they’re in platonic or romantic situations), and both jane and rafael have grown a lot, in many aspects of their lives, since their first relationship. so the one thing i never expected to be an issue at this point of the race would be? jealousy? especially the way rafael expressed it this season. 

jealousy for jafael was never really an issue before. the only times they’ve expressed straight up jealousy (not just insecurity) was when they were not together (for rafael, season 2 with mikey and for jane season 3a with catalina and a few times with petra s3b, etc) but in their first relationship in season 1 jealousy wasn’t really an issue. yes, rafael is an insecure love interest (especially in season 1) but his insecurity always exclusively came from his own situation in his life, not from other people interacting with jane. 

in season 1 rafael doesn’t think he should be with jane because he is in a very dark place and can’t drag jane down with him, he knows jane deserves better than that version of him. his problem is with himself and not with anyone else. so this season when alba sets jane up on a double date and rafael is suddenly mr. jealous? it felt... unnatural. it felt like a new extra trait for him that was never really there before. and rafael actually going to the marbella to watch the date? was? creepy? and not something rafael would do? he’s not pre-s1!mikey?

and then another completely random moment of jealousy was in the petramos thing? when rafael heard petra rehearse her speech to jane (ramos) and he thought she meant jane (villanueva) he was suddenly terrified of the idea of petra getting Close to jane as if? there was a possibility jane would out of nowhere fall for petra as soon as she professed her love? it was completely out of character for him! this jealousy thing was this new trait that the writers gave him that felt very unnatural and made me feel very... meh. about it. jane and rafael have many (interesting) challenges already, weird jealousy doesn’t need to be another one.

and something that i didn’t always notice until liz (@elenaalvares my love) brought up to me was that mateo was very much used as prop to make rafael look better. most of his plots were quickly resolved by rafael’s actions but didn’t really go beyond that. for example, when alba spanks mateo… we don’t see mateo’s reaction, we don’t see his side even though he is the victim there. what we see is rafael immediately stepping in and the plot is never about mateo but about the conflict between rafael and alba (showing that rafael is right because spanking is bad) and a few other moments of the season show that as well. mateo was for rafael this season, what rafael was for mikey in season 2 (they used rafael’s negative actions to promote mikey’s niceness #saintmikey #goodtimes #tbt).

so basically, season 4 was... nice, felt kind of like a filler, it was good seeing them back together but it wasn’t what i expected for them and for who they are as a (telenovela) couple. it was kinda underwhelming, fell flat sometimes and often out of character. of course there were times where they reminded me of That couple that i love, especially with rafael’s never ending support of jane’s dream, and jane stubborness to make things right for them in the finale, etc. but all and all season 4 wasn’t what i hoped for my telenovela couple. she was cute, but she was not season 1.

now, honestly, in my opinion, the best thing that could’ve happened for jafael, in terms of their endgame, was michael’s return. rafael decided to cautiously reunite jane and michael (he had to be cautious, he couldn’t just immediately text jane a picture of mikey like ‘lol he lives’ because he understood how hard his death hit her and how tough recovery was for her). and he reunited them regardless of what that meant for him. it was the same selflessness that we see in the season 2 finale. rafael having a choice and showing that his love truly is unconditional; he loves jane, he wants her to be happy so if happy means mikey, rafael will bring mikey back to her. so we have a season 5 that starts with the original love triangle again; jane has promised forever for both of these guys but only one can be america’s next top model will actually end up with her. 

i was suspicious that mikey would come back this season but i was 100% sure that he would when jane said that she couldn’t answer whether or not rafael was a “second choice”, it was obvious that the writers WANTED to answer that. and now his return will do exactly that. mikey becomes what he was in season 1, an obstacle for jane and rafael, the main one. mikey’s Alive status means jane is still a married woman and this should bring internal conflict for jane; conflict with her religion and her views on love, divorce, etc. and puts rafael in a complicated situation, does he fight for jane or let things be naturally? what is the right choice here? what will jane’s family think? what will rogelio think now that he’s given his blessing to rafael? there are all these conflicts michael’s return brings up that just make jafael’s story (and honestly jtv’s story) more and more challenging which brings us back to that original telenovela vibe i’ve always loved so much. jane has said that her love for rafael is unconditional, but rafael was the one to prove it (twice); it’s time for jane to prove it too and that’s why i think season 5 can be better than season 4.

[johnmulaneys]

my mutuals are fucking annoying so can you please write a meta/or your opinion on "if m-ichael hadn't died she would still be w him and never given raf a second chance romantic wise, she's lonely and just attaching herself to someone and !!! m.ichael forever !! jafael is just second choice, vill@dero WAS THE ONE SHIPPPPPP THE LIFE TIME SHIP SHE WILL NEVER LOVE ANYONE THE SAME WAY SHE LOVED M.ICHAEL" plssssss, im dead pls drag these dumbasses

i literally wanted to write a blunt 2 line long answer but i cant be casual about this bitch of a tv show lmao but i didnt put much thought into it so dont @ me

1) jane and m-chael were fighting during their honeymoon period, including going to bed without finishing an argument breaking a basic couple 101 rule (m-chael agreeing with rafael on mateo’s religion thing, jane going to sleep angry instead of talking it out); 

2) they talked about rafael quite a lot (jane’s ex! for whom jane has previously left mikey for! wtf!) 

3) jane was jealous of catalina and not for the reasons she said she was, she was jealous of the spark between rafael and catalina. she used the exact same excuses rafael used back in season 2 and she knew she was jealous and had to hide her jealousy from her husband and even lie to him lol then made up some excuse so she could sleep better at night or something lol 

4) what made jane and rafael happen in the first time was their intense, cosmic, fate-y connection but what ruined them was their lack of “friendship” but after “letting go” of each other(aka shutting down feelings because they Had To) and creating room for them to actually become friends and get to know each other on friendship basis, i do believe they could actually develop feelings for each other again, regardless of mikeboy, because the connection was still there and will always be there. in the first mikey fuck up, she’d bounce off mikey’s wild ride (#tbt to season 1 when jane was basically just waiting for mikeboy to give her a reason to leave him for raf lmao)

5) “what if he had lived-” but he didnt. he died. dead. to death. rip in pisces. they been hinting at his Dead Status since season 1. and jane can’t be miserable for the rest of her life. if u want her to mourn over her dead husband for as long as she lives and never love anyone as much as she loved michael, it’s cause you don’t want her to be happy lol just say u were only here for the white cop and go idk

6) mc boy was never meant to be the one for her. this is fiction. written and planned fiction. we’re not talking about real life, there’s no what if because this is a show (based on a real telenovela) that has had its endgame defined since its pitch to the cw. jennie urman has admitted that mikey wasn’t supposed to live as long as he did, he stayed mainly bc the writers liked brett (and like i get it i love him id die for him brett if ur out there call me); he was just never meant to be jane’s endgame and i don’t think jennie urman could’ve been more clear about it lmao when she talked about the season 2 finale she literally said that everyone was extremely far from their “happily ever after” and idk it’s like... 

7) jane’s heart glowed brighter than it had ever had before when she was dancing with rafael in the season 4 finale. brighter than every time her heart has ever glowed including with mikey. like, the show is literally showing you #shownottell her feelings for rafael are stronger than anything she has ever felt before. they are giving you visual hints of that. they literally had to use plain white frames to truly capture how blindingly bright her heart was glowing over RAFAEL. with whom she still has that fate-y connection and now has the friendship with;

8) “Now, Urman wants her to fight for her joy, to chase after her happiness, and to create a new, evolved “happily ever after” for herself.“ [x] evolved, better, the second pancake (#tbt s2e21).

9) idk man? but like the show is gonna continue and have the endgame jennie urman has had set since the beginning so like... they can stay mad i guess? idk i dont have much to add, it’s just that if you know a telenovela you should be used to the idea that a couple that doesn’t have the telenovela couple traits won’t end up together lol? idk im hungry and kinda tired i guess thats all then bye lovers