johnmulaneys
johnmulaneys
get with the times, dork!
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Twenties, she/her; You can pick a name for me. When I'm inspired I make gifs;
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johnmulaneys · 2 years ago
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instinct
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johnmulaneys · 2 years ago
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back from the dead to say: i watched it 2x now and that was some of his best material, he is one of the best storytellers of this generation and although this is a much more “thematic” special (which might have left some critics displeased), his style remained the same. he was honest about his struggles but didn’t go down a style of misery-comedy that was never his (he didn’t try to please the kids by being bo burham). he is still at the top of his game when it comes to being a performer, he owns the stage and controls the crowd brilliantly like he’s always done. i’m very very pleased
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johnmulaneys · 3 years ago
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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johnmulaneys · 3 years ago
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BROAD CITY (2014-2019)
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johnmulaneys · 3 years ago
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well well well if it isn’t my own mental illness coming to mentally ill me
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johnmulaneys · 3 years ago
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johnmulaneys · 3 years ago
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Liza Minnelli photographed by Andy Warhol, 1979.
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johnmulaneys · 3 years ago
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So, I just wanted to get the gang together early in my tenure to say, uh… Yo.
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johnmulaneys · 3 years ago
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I remember we were driving, driving in your car Speed so fast, I felt like I was drunk City lights lay out before us And your arm felt nice wrapped ‘round my shoulder And I had a feeling that I belonged I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone
FAST CAR, TRACY CHAPMAN
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johnmulaneys · 3 years ago
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Can’t believe I’m taking orders from a fucking toddler right now. You know, my entire life, I had to listen to everybody acting all worried about him all the time. “He’s a baby.” Don’t get Carmen into trouble.“
CARMEN BERZATTO and RICHIE JERIMOVICH in THE BEAR (2022-)
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johnmulaneys · 3 years ago
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Hi kids, what’s for dinner?
Severance 1.01 “Good News About Hell”
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johnmulaneys · 3 years ago
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every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics
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johnmulaneys · 3 years ago
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amanda seyfried: you’re killing people!
megan fox: no i’m killing boys!
me: 
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johnmulaneys · 3 years ago
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Crazy how if I'm left alone with my own thoughts I go insane
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johnmulaneys · 3 years ago
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Gisele Bundchen | © Zhong Lin
Perfect Magazine #3
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johnmulaneys · 3 years ago
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unfortunately i want to make purchases :(
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johnmulaneys · 3 years ago
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Ive had this saved in my phone since April
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