#je parle francais

[themonsternotthescientist]

365 days on Duolingo💪💪💪

[popcorn-plots]

y'all remember your direct object pronouns in french

I hate [this] = Je le deteste.

I hate you = Je te deteste.

anyways i messed it up and told my french teacher that I hated her, even though she's literally my favorite teacher and is the fucking best. Love her so much--

(I apologized once I realized my mistake)

[avasts-nightmare]

whats up brother you have gyatt to tell me 1 to 10 would you say you are a ohio skibbi rizzler sussy chad while hitting the griddy or are you an alpha mewing fortnite fanum tax slay with aura?

huh..?

[youwearfinethingswellwriter]

Celebrating 10 years since I made my last multifandom edit (none of which I ever shared. I don't blame myself, I was a teenager).

Featuring (spoiler alert?):

Loustat (AMC's Interview with the Vampire)

Haladriel (Rings of Power)

Winterbaron (Marvel)

Timebomb (Arcane)

[stardoopy]

what if monsters series was called meunsters series and instead of nicole there was briecole and

Fun thing i learned while checking my French was that “Cochon”, the word for domestic pig, can be used to mean dirty(filthy) when spelled “cochonne”. Google translate kept thinking i meant the latter

[stealingpotatoes]

Illiterate

yeah not gonna lie after yesterday, big agree

[scrivenger-grimgar]

phantom thieves will always be phantom thieves, reguardless of whether they can steal hearts at that very moment. all of the thieves know this but sometimes it still sneaks up on them.

each and every member learned to be silent very quickly when under threat from shadows, and eventually just as a general threat reflex. they habitually walk silently, scaring the other members of the shadow ops.

they'll scan the room for escapes and hiding spots, and reach for weapons that arent there.

Ryuuji's accent changes when he's angry or excited thanks to William, and slowly begins to assimilate the accented English into his brain. he's able to read maps flawlessly and knows intricate details of boats and ships. if he touches someone after working out then the other person receives a nasty static shock, beyond what should be possible but not actually harmful. excitement or animosity cause his hair to puff up and electronics start going haywire around him.

Joker's third eye still works, but he's able to tell the quality of both gemstones and metals even without it and is now always resisting the urge to swipe up anything shiny. he speaks fluent French, is able to walk around perfectly in heels, and is extremely proficient in both free running and parkour. he expected to retain his ability to pick locks and perhaps his sleight of hand, but causing shadows to respond to his emotions and commands was not within any realm of possibility.

Ann began running hotter than other people around her, anger causing her hands to burn what she was holding. after awakening Celestine she became even more of a polyglot, with four languages fluently spoken: Japanese, English, Spanish, and French. her singing voice in each language is musical and fantastical, and even her acting improved.

Makoto's gaining of significant religious knowledge, specifically catholicism, as well as the ability to speak very old French, is something she attributes to both Johanna and Agnes, as well as her ability to cause nuclear fission and not be harmed by it. She immediately tries to get a handle on this, not wanting to explain to her landlord why exactly there is nuclear radiation in her apartment.

Yusuke is now practically immune to the cold, and will often forget that normal people don't go shopping in shorts in the middle of February. his touch can freeze small amounts of water when he's not careful, and larger bodies when he actively concentrates. simultaneously, his knowledge of swords and swordsmanship shoots through the roof, as does the complexity of his speech. how exactly his Japanese went from 'very formal high schooler' to '1500's disgraced samurai' without anyone in his small circle of friends noticing was nothing short of a miracle.

Haru was expected to learn English given her position as CEO of an international fast-food company, but Lucy gave her a strange shortcut, with her 17th-century English. her psionic abilities have to be closely regulated, as there were several occasions where she used it to float things to her, unlock doors, or even knock things over. even with that trouble, Lucy still gives her the upper hand with her experiences in negotiation and diplomacy shining through.

Futaba suddenly being able to speak Arabic is decidedly ignored by Sojiro, though she does get a kick out of speaking a language none of the other thieves understand. her ability to manipulate any electronic device within a ten-meter radius of her is not, nor is her sudden ability to levitate.

[wastedonthesebutterflies]

je pense que je suis un petit peu fou maintenant

[ispyspookymansion]

white boy SHOCKS grocery store customer by responding to his apologetic greeting at the register in SEMI-FLUENT FRENCH

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

c'est une canard et une oeuf de pomme :O

aka i'm love her

[just-call-mefr1es]

NO WAIT STOP THE SHIP NAME FOR FINNEY BRUCE N VANCE IS FUCKING FRANCE OH MY SHIT😭😭😭😭😭

[popcorn-plots]

My top three favorite french words, in no particular order.

Parce que. Why? Because. Just because.

Voici. It's fun to say.

Petite phoque. It means 'little seal' and it's pronounced 'fuck'. (this one is my favorite)

[rogers-attic]

just found the french dub for american dad earlier tonight and OH MY GOD are the voices perfect

[sysy-studyblr]

sunday 05/03/23

finally vibing w my best friend. we went to a coffee shop to study and i focused solely on my french oral, which i finally did. to that i say we did it jo(y)!!!!

♫ missing out - madysn ♫

[angeltism]

J'ai presque oublie qu'aujourd'hui est SPYLD ! J'aimerais tellement m'exprimer en roumain, mais j'ai beaucoup plus d'experience m'exprimer en français. Mon clavier est en angalis donc je manque beaucoup d'accents, mais quand-meme j'aimerais participer, meme si c'est juste un petit peu :3

[snaoisean]

mutuals! je étudie français, et je besoin des personnes avec qui je pouvais pratiquer ! si tu apprends français aussi, me parles s'il te plaît !!