#jba headcanons

[spooky-skeletone]

Absolutely obsessed with my headcanon of JBA where dio has a fuckin hourglass and is collecting singular grains of sand so that he has enough to turn it on its side thus stopping time, i have litterally no idea how this is what i osmosed from the show

[jojosbabe]

Self ship Josuke higashikata headcanons

(SFW,don't worry i will post a not safe for work one soon)

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Josuke is a love type guy. He will shower you with affection like no tomorrow. However he is also a shy boy so he'll be a flustered mess too. But he's bold and a risk taker.(Not as bold as okuyasu nijimura but still)

He loves PDA but if it's around people he knows,he'll be a mess. Face red,sweating,nervous,wreck. But he gets better with time. However.....if it's Rohan kishibe he's around,then be prepared for the most over the top pda of your life. (Josuke does this to flex,if your rohans friend this is especially true)

He's iffy when it comes to people touching his hair. But if he trusts you and loves you, he will let you. If you compliment anything bout his hair. Even as simple as "its looks nice today josuke" , he'll be ecstatic. If you seductively feel up his hair,and call it sexy. Well....I'm not responsible for what happens next.

Josuke loves purple. Anything purple of any shade.

Josuke's fave icecream is chocolate or just plain vanilla. He's a simple guy. Tho he isn't opposed to trying other things.

If you mention prince. He is all over that. He's a huge prince fan. And loves that kinda music. That funky,dance,feel good music. But he does love some classic rock and hard rock every now n then. He has a variety taste but prince is his go to.

This boy is pretty af. Expect a lot of people throwing themselves at josuke. However he's a loyal boyfriend and lover. He only has eyes for you. He doesn't care bout the other girls. Or anyone for that matter. When this boy falls in love,he falls hard. But he's not naive bout it.

He's a playful guy. He'll crack jokes,try to make you smile and laugh. In fact thats one of his fave things bout you. Your smile. Seeing you smile and happy makes josuke's day brighter.

Josuke loves hanging out with you and the whole gang. Especially you and okuyasu. Nothing more better than his bestest friend and his girlfriend hangin out and having a good time.

Josuke loves at home dates and simple fun dates. However he will take you out for a very very romantic night at tonios and a walk in the park. In fact thats probably your first date.

Be prepared for lots of love and hugs from his mom tomoko. This woman was so happy when he found out her baby boy had a girlfriend and was growing up so fast. She is a tough but loving mother.

Josuke wears canonly moshchino underwear. But i like to think he like designer clothes. But his ass too broke to get it half the time. (Not that he can't get any,he is a joestar. If he gets any money it either from his dad Joseph or something. But because of certain situations in his family,it's hard for him to access it. Plus tomoko knows her son too well. He'll blow it off like there's no tomorrow)

Josuke has been called jojo before. But not very often,it's mostly by jerks unfortunately. But it's different when you say it. If you call him jojo,he's a smiling,gushing mess. He loves it when you call him jojo.

Even tho he's a love type guy. A romantic at heart. He does have a cheeky side. He can and will make subtle flirty comments and compliments your way. (This is what me n my sis call, when the Joseph comes out,lmao)

He is good boy. Cheeky lil shit but a good boy. And he will protect you no matter what. Even tho he knows he can't heal himself. He couldn't bare to see you hurt or in pain. He's very empathetic. His heart is too big for his body. If any guy or person in general is talkin shit bout you. He will give them the ass whoppin of a lifetime. Because nobody insults his babydoll,or his hair.

Josuke loves all animals except reptiles and amphibians,he's trying to get over his fear but its hard. They gross him out. Cats n dogs are his fave tho.

He loves videogames. His fave date night is when you two can stay in and play games all night.

Josuke is that type of guy to show up at your house with the boombox playing a prince song type thing. Or request you a song on the radio. Send you a dozen roses at your door. Or a shitton of love letters. Like i said this boy hella romantic.

That's all for now. I may make another.

💜 enjoy

[flirtatiouspearl]

I'm tired of people saying that certain characters can't be/can't be head cannoned pansexual if they're even slightly mean!

So here are some pansexual head cannons from a pansexual girl!

[froody-matriarch-of-bleu-cheese]

Me vomiting out my love for Pesci in sketch form. ;A;

He may be naive, impulsive when the pressure is on, and not have much of a head on his shoulders when it comes to stealthy criminal activity. 

But it makes sense to me in my headcanon that he’s greatly knowledgeable about sea creatures. (I know it’s ironic because he’s literally willing to smash and kill a turtle and a defenseless girl in the actual canon but he had lost everything at that point, and wasn’t acting as he’d usually act.)

Pesci is hanging on the beach, trying to relax, when he witnesses a creshe of baby sea turtles hatching. He can’t take his eyes off of the little hatchlings and immediately relates the little turtles to his own situation.

 He knows that without Prosciutto, he wouldn’t make it out there, operating in the space of gangs and stands going on an actual mission, everyone could get him and possibly kill him who’s on the opposing side. And he knows that birds, crabs, the elements, and all sorts of predators want to get these little hatchlings. So he helps them get to the ocean with a little help from Beach Boy.

[moaccyrk]

This is an OC from someone I’ve talked to a few times on the WTFManga Discord Channel.

She is called Lensy and I just love the idea of a pretentious amateur movie director girl with a film camera/projector for a head.

She has a little beret that is a bit hard to see thanks to this angle, but I couldn’t resist making a Jojo-like pose because I have this headcanon that she probably is into voguism and therefore is a closet JBA fan.

Heeeeey, let me just take a moment to remind you that commissions are open! :D

Please, help me by either buying a comm or spreading the word!

[skidspace]

♦ All the jacksepticeye egos?

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon

Schneep likes to paint obviously, but it’s usually just abstract art to unwind of express how he feels. He keeps the hobby very private

Anti likes to do something active, like rock climbing or boxing. Helps get all that latent energy out

Chase likes to cook. Has learned a lot of recipes now that he is on his own, but it’s not a lot of fun cooking for one. He likes to have all the other egos over and cook for them

Marvin likes to take care of animals. He has learned how to calm down the ones he works with, like birds and rabbits. He seems to have a knack for connecting with them

JBA likes to read. Get away from the hectic streets he has sworn to protect and get lost in another world where he knows the day is going to be saved

JJ likes to make model cars and trains and stuff like that. Especially the old timey trollies and stuff

Robbie likes to do puzzles. he can take his time and just sit and think and no one makes fun of him for being “slower” than the others when he does it.  Puzzles don’t take much talking wither which he enjoys.

[jojosbabe]

Okuyasu nijimura headcanons (sfw)

These are my okuyasu nijimura headcanons. Sfw

Okuyasu nijimura and josuke higashikata are just friends nothing more ,purly platonic sorry. Best bros. And are like brothers n family(thats why its weird to me when people ship them). Since okuyasu's brother is no longer around(sniff,r.i.p keicho), and the condition his father is in and his house is kinda...run down(to put it nicely). I headcanon josuke and the rest of the duwang gang kinda let him stay at their houses. And eventually help fix up his house a little bit at a time.

Okuyasu nijimura has a tender heart and can get hurt easy. He's been through hell and back. And yet still ends up smiling at the end of the day. He appreciates the small things the most

He's not the smartest bulb in the socket but he's clever . And not to be underestimated. He can hold his own and the few times he is clear minded he's terrifying in battle.

Okuyasu loves foreign things,the stranger the better. He's especially loves foreign cuisine. Italian happens to be his fave

Okuyasu has a variety of taste in music. Mostly 70s,80s and 90s music. Rock,hip hop and some funk. I also see him loving those strange one hit wonders as well.

Okuyasu loves the colors blue,gold and indigo purple. He's not picky tho. He loves all colors those just happen to catch his eyes the most.

He loves plushies.

He's a cat person

He tries to act tough but we all know he's a bean

He's thug life and hug life

He loves cuddles,hugs and such. Don't matter from who. Even rohan could hug him and he'd be happy(how you'd get rohan to do so is beyond me but hey this is jojos)

Okuyasu is a romantic at heart. He's that type of guy to sweep you off your feet. Roses,candy,jewelry,candlelight dinners(probably at tonios),steamy bubblebaths,etc. You get the idea. However he loves handmade gifts and the simple things. He gets so emotional over it. And would probably cry or glomp you to the ground if you ever made him a homemade gift.

He's very affectionate. Though he's shy. Hand holding means the world to him. Though unlike his best friend josuke. He's more likely to be bolder in public. So expect a slight booty grab(when nobody is looking)

He's the type of dude to break out in song at a target. And also the type of ride on the shopping cart like a kid.

He and josuke have made vines n stupid videos. All of the gang has.

He has always wanted a real leather jacket but never got enough money for one.

He did have a bike but unfortunately(thanks to rhcp) he doesn't now. He's been trying to get another and save up for one.

He does smoke and drink. Not as often tho. He smokes more than josuke tho. Hence his raspy voice. Also thats due to yelling a lot.

Despite that he has a very nice singing voice. He loves karaoke. He's not afraid to get in the spotlight

He wants tattoos but he can't get em due to several reasons mostly money. But its because its kinda tabooish in japan he wants em more. However he'd rather wait till he knows for sure.

He's not good with spicy food. But he's a dumb cinnamon roll so he eats it anyways. And his tolerance has built up over time. Not by much tho.

He's a lightweight when he does drinks but he's too proud to admit it out loud. That boy is determined af. Surprisingly he's more competent and composed when he's drunk.

Okuyasu has adhd and anxiety. And to some degree a form of ptsd due to his upbringing.

He loves icecream. Probably more than the average person. Strawberry is his fave.

He can speak English pretty damn good. Writing is another story tho. He however cusses like a sailor, its not uncommon to hear him cuss in his native Japanese.

Oku sometimes fears no girl will truly love him. He worries he's not good enough. He knows his best friend josuke is more likely to get girls. And koichi got a girlfriend. Even so he supports and loves his friends. And is happy for them. Even tho he's slightly jealous. However he still holds onto hope there is a woman out there for him.

Despite hating akira otoishi's guts for killing his brother keicho. He put the water under the bridge. Okuyasu isn't the guy to hold grudges. Its a waste of time to him. So he doesn't see the point. Plus he truly does believe people can change.

He's the type of guy to do that boombox outside your window type thing. Playing the most cheesy,sappy love ballad. Or even some obscure song. But because its oku. How can you say no to that face?

If your feeling down. He's the guy to cheer you up. Make you laugh. And take you out somewhere to forget your troubles for a while. He's not always the best when it comes to anything super profound,but he knows the matters of the heart. He'll do anything to make sure your happy and safe.

Nobody. I repeat. NOBODY. Will ever mess with you if your with oku. He will put the ass whoppin of a lifetime on them. When okuyasu is angry and you mess with those he cares about. You see a different side of him. Much like josuke. He goes into a rage. Tho not as bad as his friend josuke.

He loves comedy movies the most. He doesn't do good with scary stuff well.

He's a perv but he's respectful. But don't be surprised by the occasional boobs or dick joke.

He has an electric guitar but he doesn't play as often as he'd like to

Okuyasu isn't picky when it comes to girls truly. But he mostly wants a girl who loves him for him and he can chill and hang with. And someone he can cook for and spend time with when he can. He's a dotting boyfriend. But he also loves someone who tough but sweet. Pretty straightforward type of guy. He's scared af to tell you his feelings but he's a bold mofo so he'll say it in his goofy way we all know n love. But he's an honest and loving man.

They say he's a libra. But i believe he has some Taurus, cancer and aries in his chart somewhere.

He's that laughs at anything even slightly silly type guy.

If you are able to prank him. He's that type of guy to laugh and plan his revenge while laughing at the fact you got him. Cept if your rohan....then thats a different matter. Then he's just gonna plan his revenge.

He's that type even if a girl is crazy(like how yukako was in the beginning) he doesn't truly wanna hurt her. Its conflicting in his heart. He's a rebel delinquent but he's a gentleman. But if push comes to shove,he'll throw za hando at yo ass! He'll feel awful tho bout it afterwards.

Did i mention he's a sweet guy?

Dumb cinnamon roll

We stan him