#jazzums jabbers

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very politely sitting there with his hands folded in his lap. can't even put his elbows on the table when he's evil

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trans nutcracker fainting dramatically

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this isn’t a h*t t*ke or anything but it feels like i’m alone in the shame corner for having played bg3 and not… really liking it… to be fair i did not come close to finishing it so there’s still hope if i can pick it up again but it is so vast that i got overwhelmed. also i don’t care about romance and that’s like. one of the biggest appeals of the game

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the best character in bg3 is the cats. all of them

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had a dream with brennan lee mulligan in a dress “as a bit” n i wake up thinking that guy would not be doing a bit. he would own it

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it’s tuesday you fat nasty beloved trash

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told a manager today, "i don't like the way you're speaking to me," in front of god and everyone to see. she got pulled into the office by another manager for "coaching." she came out to apologize to me. i told her that everyone comes to vent to me and one of the things i hear often is the way she speaks to employees in front of customers. i told her, "it won't happen again."

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mutuals do this

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halsin, gale, and astarion should not have six packs. the first two should be fat and the last twinkishly skinny. or fat

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i bought peppermint oil spray to keep out anymore curious wasps n now my apartment smells like a girl scout cookie

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alex as liv/kingskin is my fav in nsbu and i appreciate that even though they’re somewhat drowned out by the chaos at the table brennan still gives them a chance to do what they want and it’s fucking brilliant everytime

a huge pet peeve of mine in games like this is players arguing w the DM/GM like it usually kills the whole vibe… luckily brennan keeps it lighthearted but i’ve been completely turned off by say, laura bailey arguing w matt or other players (inb4 i adore her but sometimes she’s so competitive i’m left like :/)

anyway nsbu is So Fun n i am having Fun

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people who sleep on their backs are nutty how do you get any rest with that old lady on your chest

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weird unrealistic internet fetishes my beloved morbid fascination

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me, unremembering: you know that movie w drifting?

them: …fast & furious?

me, remembering(!): ah, pacific rim

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death of the author? nah, death to the author. i’m gonna kill that guy

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called myself the “power bottom of the barrel” today