#jazzums jabbers

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called myself the “power bottom of the barrel” today

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mutuals do this

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i bought peppermint oil spray to keep out anymore curious wasps n now my apartment smells like a girl scout cookie

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alex as liv/kingskin is my fav in nsbu and i appreciate that even though they’re somewhat drowned out by the chaos at the table brennan still gives them a chance to do what they want and it’s fucking brilliant everytime

a huge pet peeve of mine in games like this is players arguing w the DM/GM like it usually kills the whole vibe… luckily brennan keeps it lighthearted but i’ve been completely turned off by say, laura bailey arguing w matt or other players (inb4 i adore her but sometimes she’s so competitive i’m left like :/)

anyway nsbu is So Fun n i am having Fun

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people who sleep on their backs are nutty how do you get any rest with that old lady on your chest

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brennan lee’s monologue after being gaslit in yes or no was absolutely incredible

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harry osborn. to me

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transphobia

i am guy (guest) idk why i’m even bothering i usually don’t but something about harassment on this tiny 8 kudos fic about transfem peter… when the author got evicted and is literally homeless but is still posting on their very first fic struck a chord with me. i’m not even into md/lg but Bro

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nothing like being infuriated first thing in the morning when your apartment staff remove your pride flag outside and set it on the ground so they can leave you a note with the smallest, shittiest font imaginable. anyway it’s a notice that they’re gonna check the state of my apartment and i’m really considering displaying my dildos out in the open

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what breed of dog is this

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craving drawing horns and sharp teeth. after this fat nap though

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okay body, i have fed you delicious pineapple juice. please return my sight to me

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i forgot how fucking good venom (2018) is like HOW did this movie get such bad ratings it’s so FUN

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fat cat shaming

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i had a fwb once but the benefits went beyond sexual. i would give him full body massages and he would lie on top of me with his full weight. it was awesome

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it’s harder to ignore annoying people when your fandom is like 10 folks big