#jazzums jabbers

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writing is like damn it i have to keep up with this prop. i canNOT have a teacup loophole in this smut oneshot

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next month on may 3rd, 2025, i will be 2 years sober from alcohol :3

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it's hard to say "i grew up a girl" wrt gender as a kid bc it was very much like "i grew up as a gay girl and couldn't relate to my girl friends bc i wanted to kiss them on the mouth so bad"

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trans nutcracker fainting dramatically

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the best character in bg3 is the cats. all of them

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had a dream with brennan lee mulligan in a dress “as a bit” n i wake up thinking that guy would not be doing a bit. he would own it

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it’s tuesday you fat nasty beloved trash

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told a manager today, "i don't like the way you're speaking to me," in front of god and everyone to see. she got pulled into the office by another manager for "coaching." she came out to apologize to me. i told her that everyone comes to vent to me and one of the things i hear often is the way she speaks to employees in front of customers. i told her, "it won't happen again."

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me, unremembering: you know that movie w drifting?

them: …fast & furious?

me, remembering(!): ah, pacific rim

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mutuals do this

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halsin, gale, and astarion should not have six packs. the first two should be fat and the last twinkishly skinny. or fat

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i bought peppermint oil spray to keep out anymore curious wasps n now my apartment smells like a girl scout cookie

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very politely sitting there with his hands folded in his lap. can't even put his elbows on the table when he's evil

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alex as liv/kingskin is my fav in nsbu and i appreciate that even though they’re somewhat drowned out by the chaos at the table brennan still gives them a chance to do what they want and it’s fucking brilliant everytime

a huge pet peeve of mine in games like this is players arguing w the DM/GM like it usually kills the whole vibe… luckily brennan keeps it lighthearted but i’ve been completely turned off by say, laura bailey arguing w matt or other players (inb4 i adore her but sometimes she’s so competitive i’m left like :/)

anyway nsbu is So Fun n i am having Fun

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people who sleep on their backs are nutty how do you get any rest with that old lady on your chest

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something about dolls and plastic ponies and plushies brings childlike glee to my heart like suddenly i’m a little girl again and life’s not complicated