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[chipsonthemenu]

jazz and queen should meet btw. not that you care.

[chipsonthemenu]

ive decided im never gonna shut up about genloss x riptide this is gonna fester in my brain i wnat this further developed either by myself or someone else going insane biting gnawing clawing at your doors

genloss au's ive been thinking about :]

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[beccalovesyu]

Hooked on a feeling

Pt.1

Pairing: fem! Reader x Hook/ Tyler

Warnings: None really a little bit of swearing and arguing and any grammar mistakes I made

Genre: Angst and a little fluff

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< yes im doing a pt. 2 >

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~• this is my first fic so pls read the notes at the end :) •~

Backstory: You and Tyler didn’t really talk much. You worked at the same place but never really clicked. It seemed he was always wrestling, eating, or at a club bringing girls to his hotel room.

It was a rainy day. Dynamite started in a hour. You were getting ready when Dante texted you and asked if you wanted to go to a bar after the show.

< Dante 🍃 …

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Dante🍃: “ hey y/n do u wanna go to a bar after the show today? “

Y/n: “ ofc! what time? “

Dante🍃: “ how about 10:30? I’ll pick you up at your hotel “

Y/n: “ that sounds great! I’ll be ready and waiting! “

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At the show :

U were in the Gloria waiting for your music to hit you were going to face Anna Jay. Your music hit and you were pumped. You went out and had fun. Anna was a good friend of yours so when your match got announced you were excited. You hit Anna with a code red and then your finisher the moon salt. You pinned Anna 1… 2… 3… you beat Anna.

After the match you shook Anna’s hand as a sign of respect. Both of you went back stage after your match and were talking when she asked if you hand any plans.

Anna: “ you have any plans tonight? “

Y/n: “ yeah im going to a bar with Dante “

Anna: “ like a date? “

Y/n: “ Anna he’s like a brother to me we’re just hanging out “

Anna: “ Alright but let me know if anything happens “

You laughed a bit. You and Anna went to the viewing room. Usually after one of your matches or a promo you watched the show together. You guys kinda just talked most of the time. Not really watching the show it was more of a catch up. When you guys went to the viewing room you seen whose match it was. It was Tyler’s match. You never really talked but had a few conversations here and there. You thought he was cute obviously but the lack of expression on his face and lack of speech never really gave you any signals so you assumed that he wouldn’t really go for you. His music hit and your eyes were glued to the screen. Anna tried to talk to you but usually got a yeah or ok or sometimes a that sounds good but you weren’t really listening. You were watching Him. Anna picked up after a bit and teased you.

Anna: “ hey y/n you like your boyfriend’s match so far? “

Y/n: “ yeah, huh? wait what? “

You payed attention real quick. Anna laughed at you.

Anna: “ you so think Ty is cute “

Y/n: “ do not “

Anna: “ you so do I can tell “

Y/n: “ sure Anna “

Anna: “ is it just you and Dante going to the bar? “

Y/n: “ im not sure but I guess I���ll find out “

Anna: “ let me know what happens at the bar with Him if he goes “

He’s not going. Right? That got you thinking what if he did come? How would you talk to Him? It always seems like you talk and he never listens he doesn’t really talk to you. Anna said she would help you get ready. Of course you said yes. Anna helped you do your makeup and gave you some clothes. You wore ripped jeans and a Red Lacey top. You waited outside of your hotel waiting for Dante. You waited for about 15 minutes. It wasn’t Dante’s fault you were early. But it was cold and you didn’t have a jacket. You were shivering. you were freezing. Finally you seen Dante’s car and rushed over to it. When you got in the back seat someone was there to “ greet you “ it was Him. You were still cold and shivering. You said hi to Dante and hi to Ty but all he did was give you a death glare while eating his chips.

Y/n: “ alright then “

Tyler: “ you cold? “

Y/n: “ im fine “

Tyler: “ you want my hoodie? “

Y/n: “ I said I was fine “

Then he took off his hoodie and handed it to you.

Tyler: “ it’s to cold to be wearing that anyway “

Y/n: “ mhm thanks “

Tyler: “ yeah “

Your pov:

You put his hoodie on. You liked it but didn’t show it. The rest of the car ride was silent except for the chip bag that Tyler was eating out of. We got to the bar and we all walked in. Tyler already seen his hookup for the night. You seen his eyes go to her. You were a little jealous but that didn’t stop you from having a good time. The bar tender was pretty cute but not Tyler cute. You still thought you would at least try. At least he actually talked to you and actually listened to what you had to say. You looked over at Tyler who looked to be giving you a death glare. Or maybe it was The bartender? Probably both of us.

His pov:

I seen a girl when I walked in. I knew her from somewhere. It turned out she went to my high school. I walked over to her to catch up. We haven’t talked in ages. After I was done talking to her I walked back over to Dante. I started talking to him but I seen Her Y/n she was flirting with The bartender. It seemed like she always was upset or had an attitude when she tried to talk to me. I wanted to talk to Her but I never knew what to say. Dante kept trying to talk to me.

Dante: “ but then I was like.. hey man you Ok? “

Tyler: “ im fine “

Dante: “ your death starring y/n and the bartender “

Tyler: “ im not “

Dante: “ I can tell you’re on edge “

Tyler: “ it’s nothing “

Dante: “ listen I see the way she looks at you she so likes you don’t worry dude “

Tyler: “ whatever Dante “

I zoned out looking at them when she started waking towards me.

Your pov:

I was sick of Him looking at me like that. I walked up to Him and asked what his problem was.

Y/n: “ what’s your problem? “

Tyler: “ nothing your just basically giving The bartender a lap dance “

Y/n: “ why do you care don’t you have a whore to fuck? “

Tyler: “ do you think that’s all I do? “

Y/n: “ it is all you do. You don’t even talk when someone talks to you you just say your listening when your not. “

Tyler: “ well it’s hard to talk to someone with a constant attitude “

Y/n: “ it’s hard to talk to somebody with no emotion. “

Tyler: “ I have emotions im still a human y/n “

Y/n: “ it doesn’t seem like it you don’t even look for a relationship you just fuck people like your collecting cards. “

Tyler: “ collecting cards? “

Y/n: “ yes, and when someone try’s to talk to you, you just sit there and don’t even pay attention. “

Tyler: “ I do pay attention. I pay more attention then you think “

Y/n: “ more attention to hookups “

Tyler: “ I hear more then you think y/n “

Y/n: “ what do you hear other then girls moaning in your ear? “

Tyler: “ no I hear you say im a piece of shit because I don’t listen to anything. When you were upset about losing your title I listened. When you were talking about your new gear you were excited for I listened. When you were talking about how excited you were about your match with Anna I listened. I hear a lot. “

Y/n: “ im sorry I didn’t know you actually heard me. “

Tyler: “ who wouldn’t listen to you “

You heard Him say it he listened to you. You felt so bad about all the times you left the conversation because you didn’t think he heard you, or the times you talked to the girls in catering about it always seems like a one sided conversation, or that he didn’t listen and all he cared about were hookups. You didn’t know how to make it up to Him.

Hey this is my first fic so sorry if it’s not perfect I did try to proof read and I even got a friends opinion I was debating on not posting this and giving up but with a lot of motivation from my friends Abby and Kinsey I actually did post it Lmk if I should fix anything or any tips about writing TYSM FOR READING 🫶

[glossdebut]

hi aquafina my beloved. a question for u: how do u think each bts member would propose 🎤

HELLO EM JAY!!!!!! 😋 FANTASTIC QUESTION

seokjin: he would agonize over how to propose properly for months. painstakingly plan an elaborate, romantic, thoughtful proposal. tear his hair out over having to keep it a secret. and then he ends up blurting it out at the worst possible moment. the man is built for marriage but consistently fumbles all of the steps to get there, and i don’t necessarily think proposing is an exception to that. luckily he’s a triple threat (hot, rich, funny) so you still get an ostentatious ass ring + his fat dick out of the deal and the whole thing ends up being endearing as hell anyway

namjoon: also agonizes over how to propose for months, but let’s be so real. kim namjoon is a yearner and he’s had this moment planned out in his head since your first date, he just needs to execute it without shitting his pants. takes you somewhere that holds sentimental value for both of you (bonus points if it’s outside in nature) and fumbles and sweats through a very sweet, thoughtful speech about how much you mean to him. you both cry. it’s very gross and sweet, which is the razor-thin line that namjoon LIVES on

yoongi: he doesn’t have it pre-planned early on in the relationship, but once he knows he wants to spend the rest of his life with you, he also knows how he’s going to ask. makes it simultaneously simple AND special, because that’s just his way. he’s constantly picking up on your cues, so he plans a day with you doing things that you’ve been talking about wanting to do with him for months. cooks you dinner. it probably happens in his fucking kitchen, and when you’re absolutely blindsided by it, he laughs at you because of course he wants to be your husband. it’s just a fact

hoseok: be so for real. this man will be your tortured situationship for five years but he’s not putting a ring on it. he’s just here to have a good time. he’s married to dance. and to The Game

jimin: YOU are proposing to JIMIN. it’s a long, drawn-out inside joke between the two of you to see who’s going to fold and ask first, but it’s not really a joke. and it’s going to be you. because if jimin has anything in that tiny little body of his, it’s spite and determination

taehyung: you’re also not going to get a marriage proposal out of taehyung. but not because he isn’t committed to his love for you! he’s so go-with-the-flow, and he just doesn’t think about your relationship like that! he loves you and that’s all he needs. i think he’d be totally open to, like, an exchange of ~vows~ for your life partnership together. just without the legality of it all

jungkook: NEEDS IT TO BE PERFECT. similar to seokjin and namjoon, painstakingly plans a whole ordeal based on whatever he thinks you’d love, but he actually pulls it off flawlessly through sheer luck and willpower. i don’t think he’d be anti-public proposal, because he wants to both catch you off guard AND show off, but if he does it in public it’s still going to be as intimate as possible. enlists the help of your friends, HIS friends, pulls so many strings because he wants it to be done the right way. he’s going to make you cry goddammit. it’s not a win if he doesn’t

[shrinkthisviolet]

talk shop tuesday - outside of your active WIPs, what is/are your next big fic/fics on the horizon, even if they're just outlines for now 🎤?

Oooh 👀 interesting question! This got long, so under the cut:

So ofc the Morgan and Lucy AUs are my active WIPs but…within those, there are some fics that I haven’t written but have been at least vaguely outlined.

For the main Morgan AU, these include:

1x17 and onwards fic. I haven’t decided if this will include the finale or if that’ll be its own fic, but I’ll see how the flow goes

E2 rescue fic. I’ve gone back and forth about having Morgan help rescue Jesse, but I’m more and more in favor of it as time goes on. Her dynamic with E2 Barry is so sweet to think about 🥰 (and E1 Barry being a little jealous of Morgan calling another version of Barry “like her brother”, even tho Morgan would clearly only be saying that to mess with him 😂). Plus, her potential standoffs with Zoom compel me. I’d have to rewatch the episodes to add more detail. In any case, Morgan would definitely use the telepathy link as an excuse to come, hoping she can find some way to reopen it after Jesse accidentally (not that Morgan knows it was an accident) closed it in the last fic

Jesse POV fic. This covers the events of s2 up to [episode TBD] from Jesse’s POV. So we’ll get to see her get kidnapped, her interactions with Zoom, befriending the real Jay (which didn’t happen in canon, but the medallion says that’s dumb, so it happens here)…and the telepathy link. I originally thought of taking it up to 2x16, but…since Morgan’s likely gonna be part of the E2 rescue, I’ll have to fiddle with things 😅

2x16 fic. Eliza survives this ofc, and as I’ve mentioned prior, there’s no split personality. Taking inspo from the comics for this one, and blending it with show canon: she got powers from the accelerator and the constant defibrillation made her powers unstable. She thus created the drug Sharp to dampen her powers. She’s also a WOC like the comics, unlike the show. Beyond that, the rest is TBD 😂

Morgan & Jesse roommates fic! This is the “enemies to besties/sisters” fic. Jesse shows up at Morgan’s apartment when she runs away, and though Morgan is reluctant to help because of how she and Jesse rub each other the wrong way (they’re a bit jealous of each other, seeing the other as the best version of them, etc etc), she ofc does—she can’t let Jesse wander Starling City alone, especially without powers and with Zoom possibly able to find her if he’s hellbent enough on it. Over time, they get to know each other and become close! Exact timespan is unknown rn, but depending on which episode this needs to be wrapped up by, I might artificially extend the time to at least a few weeks

2x17 fic! I’ve thought about this quite a bit :D Barry time-traveling to 1x11, being furious at Thawne and guilty that he can’t help the others…and also also, using Morgan against him 👀 Eowells is a sucky father in so many ways, but if he knows Morgan is in grave danger, he’ll do anything to stop it (after all, she can’t be his treasure if she’s dead, can she?)

s3 arc. This is…vaguely outlined. I’ll have to sit down post-s2 and really go through it, and especially as I rewatch s3, but…I’ve thought a lot about it, especially how I’m gonna rewrite Savitar and his dynamic with Morgan. I’ve been inspired quite a bit by the comics lately, especially a certain blue speedster in them…👀

For Morgan AU spin-offs, these include:

the “daddy issues AU” is starting to be outlined! I’ve written a couple snippets to get in the zone too :D the first fic just covers Barry’s placement with Eowells and meeting Morgan…and it’s delightful to write. That’ll be the only fic from Barry’s POV, I think—the others will be Morgan’s. It’ll cover s1…possibly s2 but I doubt it

CF AU s1 has been vaguely outlined, even though that’s a ways from now 😂 it’ll ofc be Barry’s POV and cover him waking up, realizing Morgan and Iris are hiding something, and trying to uncover it while hiding his own secret. Don’t worry though, everyone is ofc looped in way sooner than canon

I am ofc currently writing the first fic of a soulmates AU, which should be done this week, and although it’s just the intro fic I’ve written (pre-s1), I’ve thought about how the s1 arc will go. Specifically…how Morgan and Barry’s interactions will go 👀 I can’t say too much because of spoilers, but needless to say, there’s a big mystery at the center of s1 regarding Morgan…and she doesn’t realize it for a while

For the Lucy AU…there’s a few:

post-ESB fic, pre-ROTJ. Covers the fallout of ESB, sorta bridges it to ROTJ. This will be when Lucy gets her Jedi training, while Luke is reeling from the Vader reveal and goes off on…whatever quest he goes on (I still need to read those supplemental comics 😅). Lucy is also, ofc, reeling from Lando’s betrayal—she can’t seem to shake it, even while Leia’s able to push through it. Leia gets Lando’s reasons on some level, even if she’s hurt…but Lucy doesn’t. Something else major also happens 👀 but…spoilers!

TFA fic! Which is jumping ahead quite a bit, but…vague outline and all that. Lucy is ofc raising Rey on Jakku, and there’s some growing pains…especially since Rey, unlike canon, wants to go out into the world, because she knows her family is out there. Lucy, however, believes everyone is dead and that they’re safest here. She’s tired of fighting, tired of losing people. They clash quite a few times about this…though ultimately, when Lucy finds out Leia is alive, ofc she and Rey both go. Also in this fic, there’s no fake Poe death, so the ST trio is established from early on!

OH ALSO:

PJO x Flash AU!! How the PJO trio gets to the Arrowverse is still up in the air, but they have their show appearances (their backstory is the books’ story, not the show, though there are a couple things from s1 I’m carrying over). And ofc the central conflict, besides the general events of the show, is that the more Team Flash finds out about these kids’ past, and especially about the Prophecy, the more reluctant they are to send them back. This causes a number of fights between Barry and Percy in particular, because Percy wants to get home to Sally and also take on the Prophecy so Nico doesn’t have to. Barry meanwhile is so angry that Percy has to make the choice between protecting his loved ones and keeping himself safe. There’s also, in s3, some fun Savitar & Percy interaction that furthers these themes…👀

That’s about it as far as vaguely-outlined fics go! Probably a bit of a longer list than you were expecting 😅 but I do like to bounce around

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Queer MTL : quoi faire en avril 2024 // Queer MTL things to do: April 2024

They say April showers bring the subsequent flowers, but queer Montréal is already fully abloom! This month, Montréal is stuffed to the brim with events, parties and unique experiences painted in all the colours of the LGBTQ+ rainbow. From drag to community, circuit to underground, here’s some of our picks for the best LGBTQ+ things to do in the city. For further announcements, including those not announced at time of publication, follow Queer MTL on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and Tumblr! Got an event coming up? DM it our way!

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🎥 Cinema 👑 Drag 🥳 Parties 🎶 Concert ✊ Activism 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans 🏳️‍🌈 Community 😆 Comedy 🎭 Performance 💪 Sports and Dance 👯‍♀️ Dance 🎤 Karaoke 🎨 Arts 📚 Literary / Educational 👠 Ballroom / Vogue

Lundi 1 avril / Monday, April 1

🎥 75shots presents Under the Radar—Queer BIPOC Cinema, with free online screenings 👑 Voulez Vous Productions presents Discovering Your Drag Alter Ego with RV Métal, Centre Saint-Pierre

Mardi 2 avril / Tuesday, April 2

👠 BRING IT! #22, a continuing series of ballroom evenings with DJ Robocat KFC and Commentator Mags Old Navy, Club Sagacité 👑 Full Gisèle : Télé-Réalité with Gisèle Lullaby, Jessie Precieuse, Lady Guidoune and Victoire de Rockwell, Cabaret Mado 😆 Stand Up St. Henri Open Mic focusing on women, non-binary, queer and allied comedians, Impro Montréal

Mercredi 3 avril / Wednesday, April 3

🎶 Mariah the Scientist with Chxrry22 Beanfield Theatre 🎨 Drink & Draw by @Hommehomo, Bar Le Cocktail 🎭 The Poly Mic open mic, Bar Notre-Dame-des-Quilles 😆 Quick Characters—A Comedy Revue with Alo Azimov, Bar Notre-Dame-des-Quilles

Jeudi 4 avril / Thursday, April 4

🎭 ThemFatale : Femme Power, a tribute to queer femininity with Bianca Boom Boom, Kaya Koko, Tristan Ginger, Sasha Désir, Lizzy Strange, Xénia, Kopy Cat, Ezra Honey and Rosie Bourgeoisie, The Wiggle Room 👑 The Gutters Talk Show Episode 1: Music Genres, hosted by Kleopatra Perfection, Kitty Catcher, Coco Charlemagne Champagne, Lux N’ Such, Donna Nozama, Skyler Rey, Late Bloomer and Safira Stevens, Bar Champs 🏳️‍🌈 Centre de solidarité lesbienne (CSL) hosts Lesbi ami.e.s : une soirée de connexions sociales et d’élargissement de sa communauté Queer, Centre St-Pierre 😆 Trivia at Pigeon Club Café Pointe-Claire with Quiz Master Brian, Pigeon Café 👑 Derek Wood presents Drama King : Ode à l'anti-virilité with Derek Wood, Johnny Jones, Mister Boogie, Ben A Drill, Akicoquin and Jay Show, Cabaret Mado 👑 Concours MX Cocktail, Bar Le Cocktail

Vendredi 5 avril / Friday, April 5

👠 Ballroom4Community and Project10 presents the Monthly Youth Kiki Lounge for age groups 14-17, Project10 🎭 Playwrights’ Workshop Montréal presents Queer Reading Series 2024 with new works by Tyson Fraleigh and Corbeau Sandoval, Centaur Theatre Company 👑 Carni’Cule LipSync Smackdown with Alastair S!N, Amy Thyst, Asmatix, Diva on a Dime, Late Bloomer, Psyberia, Spiked Corona and Timothy Toxic, hosted by Muz’Emma and Moh Dafok, Taboo Danseur Nu 👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Carmen Sutra, Velma Jones and Celes, Cabaret Mado 👑 Vendredi Fou with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail 🤠 Club Bolo—Danse Country Montréal meet on Fridays at the Association sportive et communautaire du Centre-Sud

Samedi 6 avril / Saturday, April 6

🎨 Project 10 presents Queering the Arts art expo, Studio 414 🎭 Playwrights’ Workshop Montréal presents Queer Reading Series 2024 with new works by Tyson Fraleigh and Corbeau Sandoval, Centaur Theatre Company 💪 Montreal Roller Derby presents BLUE vs GREEN—Home Team Showdown, Aréna Saint-Louis 🎤 Bareoke: Strip Karaoke, Café Cléopatra 🥳 Super Taste and Homopop present Beyoncé Dance Party // Act ii Launch with Kiara, Cabaret Berlin 🥳 Rabaterapia Presents Baile da Raba #MOULINROUGE with DJ Tati Garrafa and DJ Onlysans, Bain Mathieu 👑 House of Gahd presents Rage Against the Binary—Rock & Metal Drag Show with Selma Gahd, Anaconda LaSabrosa, Charli DeVille, Rosa Golde, Lisa Santana and Démone LaStrange, Bar Le Cocktail 👑 Jimmy Moore personnifie Lady Gaga, Cabaret Mado 👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Carmen Sutra, Velma Jones and Celes, Cabaret Mado 👑 Drôles de Drags with Miss Butterfly, Ciathanight, Crystal Starz or Emma Déjàvu in rotation, Bar Le Cocktail 👯 Tango/Salsa Queer holds lessons every Saturday, visit queertangomtl.com for information or contact tango.queer@hotmail.com or call +1 (514) 709-4678 for prices and signup information, Espaces des Arts

Dimanche 7 avril / Sunday, April 7

🎭 Ligue d’impro Gailaxie, Cabaret Mado 👑 Kwizinn x Circa’s Spicy Drag Brunch with DJ Jerico, Aizysse Baga, Misty Waterfalls and Kiara, Kwizinn 👑 Le Tracy Show with Tracy Trash and Special Guests, Cabaret Mado 👑 Dimanche Show with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail

Lundi 8 avril / Monday, April 8

👑 Voulez Vous Productions presents Discovering Your Drag Alter Ego with RV Métal, Centre Saint-Pierre

Mardi 9 avril / Tuesday, April 9

😆 Bad Brain Trivia, featuring questions on drag queens and other “gay shit” (lovingly), Bar Hémisphère Gauche 👑 Full Gisèle : Marie-Mai with Foxy Lexxi Brown, Prudence, Kiara and Lady Boom Boom, Cabaret Mado 😆 Stand Up St. Henri Open Mic focusing on women, non-binary, queer and allied comedians, Impro Montréal

Mercredi 10 avril / Wednesday, April 10

🎶 PinkPantheress: Capable of Love Tour with Bktherula, Beanfield Theatre 🎭 The Poly Mic open mic, Bar Notre-Dame-des-Quilles 👑 Bière et Métal with Charli Deville and Woody Fungi, Cabaret Mado 😆 An Hour of Stand Up Comedy by Yumi and Carmina with Mariam Khan, Bar Notre-Dame-des-Quilles

Jeudi 11 avril / Thursday, April 11

👑 Sashalicious : Everything About Dolls with Sasha Baga, Démone LaStrange, Lulu Shade and Ruby Doll, Cabaret Mado 👑 Concours MX Cocktail, Bar Le Cocktail

Vendredi 12 avril / Friday, April 12

🥳 Cerise Noire goth night with Shillelagh Jones and Elizabeth Leslie, Bar NDQ 🥳 Psychedelic Babylon presents Cosmic Traveler with Ace Ventura (Israel/Switzerland) and Asgard (Israel), Le Sainte-Catherine Hall  👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Rainbow, Tracy Trash and Crystal Starz, Cabaret Mado 👑 Vendredi Fou with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail 🤠 Club Bolo—Danse Country Montréal meet on Fridays at the Association sportive et communautaire du Centre-Sud

Samedi 13 avril / Saturday, April 13

📚 The Violet Hour Book Club reads Anuja Varghese’s Chrysalis, Archives gaies du Québec 🏳️‍🌈 Mini Q—Queer Gathering, featuring two workshops and a performance, Studio 303 🏳️‍⚧️ Clinique de transition légale, Comité Queer Pointe-Saint-Charles 🏳️‍🌈 Coalition des familles LGBT+ hosts Journée intensive d’ateliers : fonder votre famille 2SLGBTQ+, Centre Saint-Pierre 🥳 Queen & Queer: 100% Arabic Music with DJ Sam and Maya Tayara, Sala Rossa 👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Rainbow, Tracy Trash and Crystal Starz, Cabaret Mado 👑 Jimmy Moore personnifie Taylor Swift, Cabaret Mado 👑 Drôles de Drags with Miss Butterfly, Ciathanight, Crystal Starz or Emma Déjàvu in rotation, Bar Le Cocktail 👯 Tango/Salsa Queer holds lessons every Saturday, visit queertangomtl.com for information or contact tango.queer@hotmail.com or call +1 (514) 709-4678 for prices and signup information, Espaces des Arts

Dimanche 14 avril / Sunday, April 14

🎭 Ligue d’impro Gailaxie, Cabaret Mado 👑 Afternoon Drag Cafe with Itsh and Timothy Toxic, L’Orbite 👑 Dimanche Show with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail

Lundi 15 avril / Monday, April 15

👑 Rawxy et cie with Misty Waterfalls, Lady Boom Boom and Crystal Starz, Cabaret Mado

Mardi 16 avril / Tuesday, April 16

🎶 Bobby Dove, L’Escogriffe Bar 👑 Full Gisèle : Queb with Gisèle Lullaby, Esirena, Rawxy and Aleera, Cabaret Mado 😆 Stand Up St. Henri Open Mic focusing on women, non-binary, queer and allied comedians, Impro Montréal

Mercredi 17 avril / Wednesday, April 17

🎶 Nicki Minaj: Pink Friday 2 World Tour with Monica, Bell Centre 🎭 The Poly Mic open mic, Bar Notre-Dame-des-Quilles 😆 Raquel Maestre and Sandy with Binya Kóatz, Bar Notre-Dame-des-Quilles

Jeudi 18 avril / Thursday, April 18

🎭 Les Folies Draglesques with Miami Minx, Roxy Torpedo, Jolie Lolita, Ophelia Rass, Maria Topcatt, Minx Arcana and Yikes Macaroni, Cabaret Mado 👑 Burger Queen: Souper & Spectacle with Moist and Miss Mira Belle, Notre-Boeuf-de-Grâce Village 👑 Concours MX Cocktail, Bar Le Cocktail

Vendredi 19 avril / Friday, April 19

🎶 TALK: The Lord of the Flies & Birds & Bees Tour with Sofia Duhaime, Beanfield Theatre 🥳  Discoño with BRAVA (Spain), NGL FLOUNCE, MCHERRY and WHORITO, Newspeak 🥳 Dark Area with Special K, Infiltr, Claudel and OWNX, The Sanctuary 👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Gisèle Lullaby, Marla Deer and Franky Dee, Cabaret Mado 👑 Vendredi Fou with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail 🤠 Club Bolo—Danse Country Montréal meet on Fridays at the Association sportive et communautaire du Centre-Sud

Samedi 20 avril / Saturday, April 20

🥳 MPU and Balls Deep Disco present Boogiemania with Balls Deep Disco (Toronto), Barbada and Carmen Sutra, Le Belmont 🎤 Bareoke: Strip Karaoke, Café Cléopatra 🥳 Glimmering Dolls presents Spring Witches Dance Party, Turbo Haüs 👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Gisèle Lullaby, Marla Deer and Franky Dee, Cabaret Mado 👑 Jimmy Moore personnifie Celine Dion, Cabaret Mado 👑 Drôles de Drags with Miss Butterfly, Ciathanight, Crystal Starz or Emma Déjàvu in rotation, Bar Le Cocktail 👯 Tango/Salsa Queer holds lessons every Saturday, visit queertangomtl.com for information or contact tango.queer@hotmail.com or call +1 (514) 709-4678 for prices and signup information, Espaces des Arts

Dimanche 21 avril / Sunday, April 21

👑 Atelier Intro Drag Workshop with Ander Wayne, Studio Mange Mes Pieds 🎭 Ligue d’impro Gailaxie, Cabaret Mado 👑 Le Tracy Show with Tracy Trash and Special Guests, Cabaret Mado 👑 Spécial Mireille Mathieu, Bar Le Cocktail 😆 The Gay AF Comedy Tour with Andrew Khoury, Dylan Mahaney, Robert Watson and Al Val, The Wiggle Room

Lundi 22 avril / Monday, April 22

🎶 TALK: The Lord of the Flies & Birds & Bees Tour with Sofia Duhaime, Beanfield Theatre 👑 Voulez Vous Productions presents Discovering Your Drag Alter Ego with RV Métal, Centre Saint-Pierre

Mardi 23 avril / Tuesday, April 23

🏳️‍🌈 Le comité Queer de Pointe-Saint-Charles presents Club de lecture queer with a discussion on Pauline Delabroy-Allard’s Ça raconte Sarah, Bibliothèque Saint-Charles 👑 Full Gisèle : Charlotte Cardin with Gisèle Lullaby, Lady Boom Boom, Adriana the Bombshell and Lana Dalida, Cabaret Mado 😆 Stand Up St. Henri Open Mic focusing on women, non-binary, queer and allied comedians, Impro Montréal

Mercredi 24 avril / Wednesday, April 24

👠 Ballroom4Community and Project10 presents the Monthly Youth Kiki Lounge for age groups 18-25, Project10 🎭 The Poly Mic open mic, Bar Notre-Dame-des-Quilles 😆 The "Hypothetical" Hypothetical Show with Tony McIntyre, Bar Notre-Dame-des-Quilles 👑 La Petite Drag with Marla Deer, Gisèle Lullaby, Tracy Trash, Pétula Claque, Bobépine, Kelly Torrieli, Velma Jones and Clay Thorris, Cabaret Mado

Jeudi 25 avril / Thursday, April 25

👑 Canada's Drag Race: Bring Back My Girls with Sisi Superstar, Adriana the Bombshell, Gisèle Lullaby, Océane Aqua-Black, Kiara and Lady Boom Boom, Cabaret Mado 👑 Concours MX Cocktail, Bar Le Cocktail

Vendredi 26 avril / Friday, April 26

🎶 Bright Light Bright Light with Mint Simon (of Caveboy) and Big Sissy, Theatre Fairmount 📚Blue Metropolis and Violet Hour present Sky Gilbert: 2024 Blue Metropolis Violet Prize featuring Sky Gilbert in conversation with Matthew Hays, Hôtel 10—Espace Godin 📚Blue Metropolis and Violet Hour present Lectures Violet Hour featuring Sky Gilbert, Anton Hur, Mathieu Leroux, Anuja Varghese, Matthew Walsh and Christopher DiRaddo, Hôtel 10—Espace Godin 👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Bobépine, Sasha Baga and Kitana, Cabaret Mado 👑 Vendredi Fou with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail 🤠 Club Bolo—Danse Country Montréal meet on Fridays at the Association sportive et communautaire du Centre-Sud

Samedi 27 avril / Saturday, April 27

📚Blue Metropolis and Violet Hour present Truth Be Told: Looking at Lies in Literature with Gina L. Woolsey, Anuja Varghese, Christopher DiRaddo and Sky Gilbert, Hôtel 10—Espace Godin 🥳 FRKY || Primavera with Mari Rossi (Brazil), Moka, Raw Soul and Paolo Askia, La Sotterenea 👑 Under Kingstruction presents Twilight: The alt drag open stage with Lizzy Strange, Bar Le Cocktail 👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Bobépine, Sasha Baga and Kitana, Cabaret Mado 👑 Jimmy Moore présente MADONNA: The Celebration Tour, Cabaret Mado 👑 Drôles de Drags with Miss Butterfly, Ciathanight, Crystal Starz or Emma Déjàvu in rotation, Bar Le Cocktail 👯 Tango/Salsa Queer holds lessons every Saturday, visit queertangomtl.com for information or contact tango.queer@hotmail.com or call +1 (514) 709-4678 for prices and signup information, Espaces des Arts

Dimanche 28 avril / Sunday, April 28 

🎶 Belle & Sebastian with The Weather Station, MTelus 📚Blue Metropolis presents Couleurs, Racisme et Homophobie with Léonora Miano, Rodney Saint-Éloi, Éric Chacour and Mélikah Abdelmoumen, Hôtel 10—Espace Godin 🎭 Ligue d’impro Gailaxie, Cabaret Mado 👑 Le Tracy Show with Tracy Trash and Special Guests, Cabaret Mado  👑 Dimanche Show with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail

Lundi 29 avril / Monday, April 29

👑 Voulez Vous Productions presents Discovering Your Drag Alter Ego with RV Métal, Centre Saint-Pierre 👑 Shade Like Winters with Sarah Winters, Lulu Shade, Moh Dafok, Mike Oxlong and Natachatt, Cabaret Mado

Mardi 30 avril / Tuesday, April 30

👑 Full Gisèle : Sin City with Marla Deer, Tracy Trash and Sasha Baga, Cabaret Mado 😆 Stand Up St. Henri Open Mic focusing on women, non-binary, queer and allied comedians, Impro Montréal

OTHERS / LES AUTRES

�� Les Ratons-Chasseurs (Montréal’s LGBTA dodgeball group) holds regular events. Keep an eye on their Facebook for upcoming opportunities to join in and play. 

🕹Montréal Gaymers hosts regular gatherings including board game nights and gaming gatherings. Check their Facebook for what’s next!

🏃🏾Join the Out-Run run and workout club for people relating to the queer / sapphic experience. Details on their Instagram!

🐦 Bird lovers should keep their eye on Queer Birders' regularly scheduled birdwatching events and excursions. Join the Facebook group and get those binoculars at the ready.

👠 Twice a month on every second Tuesday, Bring It! hosts an OTA night of ballroom and vogue with commentator and DJ. Follow their Instagram for dates and details.

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Ariana Ditches Scooter! Drama Unfolds 🚀

Ariana Grande's Manager Shuffle: A Comedy of Pop Notes and Heartbreaks 🎤💔 Move over, world, it's time for the musical chairs of management! 🎶 The spotlight's on Ariana Grande, who just decided to cut ties with her manager, Scooter Braun. Hold the applause, folks. Now, if you're wondering who the heck Scooter Braun is, well, he's not a circus performer with a fancy scooter. No, no, he's the guy who managed Ariana's musical affairs for a whopping 10 years! That's like a decade in music years, where a year is basically a lifetime. But wait, there's more! 📣 Demi Lovato, another musical gem, has also given Scooter Braun the "deuces" sign. It's like the exodus of pop stars from his managerial clutches. This guy must be handing out glittery exit tickets with every deal. The grapevine is buzzing, but don't worry, nobody's vineyard is on fire – it's just some Hollywood news. And guess what? Even Justin Bieber, the guy who once made us all believe in the power of floppy hair and catchy tunes, was rumored to have bid farewell to Braun. But hold your horses, folks, both Justin and Braun chimed in with a melodious duet of "Not true!" Can you hear the harmony? So, Ariana is stepping out of Braun's managerial umbrella – like a tiny pop starlet taking her first solo steps. 🚶‍♀️ She joined Team Braun back in 2013, when we were all still trying to figure out if "selfies" were actually a word or just a bunch of letters hanging out. Her debut album, "Yours Truly," came out that year, marking the beginning of a beautiful musical relationship. And to commemorate a whole decade of that partnership, she's planning a week-long bash that involves drumroll deluxe releases, live shows, and even Q&A sessions! Someone get the confetti cannons ready! But wait, let's not forget the plot twists in Ariana's personal life. 📜 Just last month, she parted ways with her estranged husband, Dalton Gomez. Rumor has it that the two were dealing with issues that couldn't be solved even with a Google search. The cherry on top? The long-distance relationship turned into a long-distance separation. 🌍🙅‍♂️ And yes, a divorce is apparently waving hello on the horizon. But don't grab your tissues just yet, because Grande's not one to play melancholic tunes for too long. Enter stage left: Ethan Slater, Ariana's new flame! 🔥🕺 This guy's her "Wicked" co-star and seems to have won her heart faster than an express checkout line at the supermarket. And remember Glinda the Good Witch? That's who Ariana is becoming in a two-film adaptation of a Broadway musical. Meanwhile, Slater's bringing life to Boq, who's got an unrequited crush on Glinda. Talk about mixing business with a tornado of emotions! But wait, there's another twist! 🌀 Slater's marital tale is like a rollercoaster with a surprise drop. He filed for divorce from his wife, Lilly Jay, not long before being swept up in the grande whirlwind of Ariana. Talk about bad timing! 💥 Lilly, it seems, didn't see it coming, and I bet she's thinking, "Did I just get a one-way ticket to the spin cycle of celebrity drama?" And there you have it, folks! 🎭 Pop stars swapping managers like kids trading lunchbox snacks, love triangles that make geometry look easy, and enough plot twists to leave a suspense novelist asking for pointers. Can't wait to see what's next in the symphony of showbiz shenanigans! 🎵🤹‍♂️# Ariana Grande's Manager Shuffle: A Comedy of Pop Notes and Heartbreaks 🎤💔 Move over, world, it's time for the musical chairs of management! 🎶 The spotlight's on Ariana Grande, who just decided to cut ties with her manager, Scooter Braun. Hold the applause, folks. Now, if you're wondering who the heck Scooter Braun is, well, he's not a circus performer with a fancy scooter. No, no, he's the guy who managed Ariana's musical affairs for a whopping 10 years! That's like a decade in music years, where a year is basically a lifetime. But wait, there's more! 📣 Demi Lovato, another musical gem, has also given Scooter Braun the "deuces" sign. It's like the exodus of pop stars from his managerial clutches. This guy must be handing out glittery exit tickets with every deal. The grapevine is buzzing, but don't worry, nobody's vineyard is on fire – it's just some Hollywood news. And guess what? Even Justin Bieber, the guy who once made us all believe in the power of floppy hair and catchy tunes, was rumored to have bid farewell to Braun. But hold your horses, folks, both Justin and Braun chimed in with a melodious duet of "Not true!" Can you hear the harmony? So, Ariana is stepping out of Braun's managerial umbrella – like a tiny pop starlet taking her first solo steps. 🚶‍♀️ She joined Team Braun back in 2013, when we were all still trying to figure out if "selfies" were actually a word or just a bunch of letters hanging out. Her debut album, "Yours Truly," came out that year, marking the beginning of a beautiful musical relationship. And to commemorate a whole decade of that partnership, she's planning a week-long bash that involves drumroll deluxe releases, live shows, and even Q&A sessions! Someone get the confetti cannons ready! But wait, let's not forget the plot twists in Ariana's personal life. 📜 Just last month, she parted ways with her estranged husband, Dalton Gomez. Rumor has it that the two were dealing with issues that couldn't be solved even with a Google search. The cherry on top? The long-distance relationship turned into a long-distance separation. 🌍🙅‍♂️ And yes, a divorce is apparently waving hello on the horizon. But don't grab your tissues just yet, because Grande's not one to play melancholic tunes for too long. Enter stage left: Ethan Slater, Ariana's new flame! 🔥🕺 This guy's her "Wicked" co-star and seems to have won her heart faster than an express checkout line at the supermarket. And remember Glinda the Good Witch? That's who Ariana is becoming in a two-film adaptation of a Broadway musical. Meanwhile, Slater's bringing life to Boq, who's got an unrequited crush on Glinda. Talk about mixing business with a tornado of emotions! But wait, there's another twist! 🌀 Slater's marital tale is like a rollercoaster with a surprise drop. He filed for divorce from his wife, Lilly Jay, not long before being swept up in the grande whirlwind of Ariana. Talk about bad timing! 💥 Lilly, it seems, didn't see it coming, and I bet she's thinking, "Did I just get a one-way ticket to the spin cycle of celebrity drama?" And there you have it, folks! 🎭 Pop stars swapping managers like kids trading lunchbox snacks, love triangles that make geometry look easy, and enough plot twists to leave a suspense novelist asking for pointers. Can't wait to see what's next in the symphony of showbiz shenanigans! 🎵🤹‍♂️ Read the full article

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anyways when do you guys think we're getting queen lore

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thinking about albatrio with white streaks in their hair

jay's from all the stress on her shoulders, with all the navy training as a kid and living up to her father's expectations. she gets less now, finally free from her father's clutches.

chip's from the lightning. the day they brought gil back and it hit him, he'd accepted his fate. if he'd die, at least gil would be back. but he lived, and the streaks always remind him of that day. remind him how he'd been ready to die for his friend. and how he still is.

gil's from a mixture of both. all the stress of becoming the champion and dealing with his exile plus the i think about 3 times now he's been struck by lightning all contributes to the little chunks of white scattered through those seaweed green locks.

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a post about an au i made, made for the wonderous bee @wings-of-flying @mystery-binds-me hope you enjoy

tw for mentions of body horror , derealization , death , implied s3lf-h4rm/svicide and probably more i cant think of someone lmk please god

so simply put the idea started when i was listening to portals by melanie martinez for the first time and thought "huh. i could make a jrwi au out of this." when i heard the contortionist and void especially

it doesnt have a definitive title yet or a set time placement in the timeline but here's the idea i have going:

somehow, one way or another, albatrio ends up in some form of forest. there's this lake or fountain or something and (just think that they had to make a check or something like in ep 21 with the pool thing in that and bizly failed it for chip) chip's drawn to drink from it.

cue my favourite thing ive ever somewhat made: the eldritch horror nightmare water.

bro passes out and jay and gil are just there like "oh. shit. there he goes." and nyorrm think kuba kenta curse. shit horrid nightmares with actual physical effects yippee. chibo wakes up, big dramatic thing where he coughs a bunch and is in super denial that the other two are alive. think ep 97 ending.

and so now chip's in a constant super tired state and we basically have something like 98 where his health deteriorates overtime except sometimes he does in fact fall asleep and the dreams get worse and worse until he's not just coughing and having a physical toll with soreness: he starts coughing up blood and plants and he gets random cuts and scratches absolutely everywhere and has plants growing from them and is, quite visibly, dying.

insert so many scenes of him barely holding on and losing his grip on what's real, what isnt, what's a dream, what's not, if he's awake or if he isnt. sprinkle polypirates in there too. just for myself.

in the end, jay and gil find a way to help him (they think so at least) and chip ushers them both to go and leave him alone. at this point he's like 30 minutes from fucking dying so the other two are hesitant to leave him but he insists that they both go.

you can probably assume what happens next. (he lets himself die. im smiling at you innocently)

gil and jay get back, find him, BIIIIIG dramatic scene of them pissed and upset and full of grief and regret and then gil leaves to go find someone, anyone that could bring chip back.

this bit's a wip but gil goes to someone, maybe niklaus again, maybe some other random guy (if i go this route im thinking of making someone similar to the elephant man from camp here and there in terms of looks & personality) and gets chip back (probably with a price of course. smiles at you)

and so they have chip back, who's permenantly fucked up forever and has a very bad grip on reality now, and they make it out of the nightmare forest and back on their ship :)

thinking about giving it a bad ending though, with the crew helping chip recover and in the end he just cant and. you can assume from here.

so yeah! hope you enjoyed my infodump on this au i put way too much effort into :)

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drawing queen now. full colour. she deserves it

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have decided i will not shut up about queen tonight. xe deserve everything they need and want

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no context

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jrwi riptide pokemon au but not that they have pokemon in the canon timeline. no. they live in the acutal pokemon world. all villians are gym leaders. the rest of the riptide crew are all allies they meet and have with them for a bit. they meet lizzie in some big battle and also she's a gym learder because i said so. guys please my friend introduced me to saltydkdan's friendlocke its so good i need a pokemon au

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more about the au i just posted about because i talked about it with tiger and hubble some time ago and i wanna talk about the little things

specifically gil & chip's relationship throughout because i think about them a lot

i imagine in the part of the timeline where everything's REALLY starting to go downhill for chip and jay's off looking for help at one point, gil would simply have chip's head in their lap (gil's gonna use they/them in this okay i'm an agender-spec gil truther) and would be, internally, terrified. so scared that their best friend is dying and they can't do anything to help and, as a comfort mechanism, starts singing.

softly, at first. mainly to themself, but as they watch chip's far off gaze slowly ground more to there and then, they get ever so slightly louder, soft enough so it's comforting but loud enough so that the pirate in their lap can hear them. they sing lullabies that edyn sang them as a child but still tries to keep chip awake because they're scared for him and his dreams. they sing songs that chip taught them, getting a laugh out of him as he tries to sing along.

they lay there and they sing until jay gets back with whatever news or supplies she has.

@wings-of-flying ik you like this au, hope you liked this little tidbit :)