#jaws 3-D (1983)

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I liked the part with the shark jpeg.

A dull, uncompelling mess of bad writing and horrendous 3D effects. Everything looked horrible in support of that stupid gimmick, and then every 10 minutes something happened in 3D that looked so abysmal I struggled to believe my eyes. There's just no way this ever looked good to anybody.

The worst part, aside from all of it, was that the shark just kept teleporting somehow. It burst out of a restaurant window that had other sharks behind it so presumably wasn't the lagoon with all the people in it, but then it was chasing water skiers in the lagoon, then suddenly it was in the water with the bumper boats that surely wasn't connected to the lagoon.

Truly terrible.

[haveyouseenthishorrormovie]

SUMMARY: A giant thirty-five-foot shark becomes trapped in a SeaWorld theme park and it's up to the sons of police chief Brody to rescue everyone.

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[whitewaterpaper]

Denna månad läste jag ut en klassiker av böcker: Hajen, och detta firades med att sedan se om Steven Spielbergs klassiska adaption av romanen. När jag såg att det var PÅ MÅNADEN 10 år sedan jag såg den sist, då i samband med Hajfesten 🦈 på SFN, visste vore det kul att se om filmerna vi såg då?

100 Million BC (2008) [👍🔁]

Astérix & Obélix: I drakens rike / Astérix & Obélix: L'Empire du Milieu (2023) [👍]

Cape Town Affair, the (1967) [👎] En spionfilm där man får för sig att en film inte behöver något mer än en banal spionintrig för att bära sig och vara spännande.

Cruel Jaws (1995) [👎🔁🦈]

Hajen 2 / Jaws 2 (1978) [🔁🦈]

Hajen 3 / Jaws 3-D (1983) [👍🔁🦈] Antagligen den av uppföljarna jag tycker mest om.

Hajen 4 / Jaws: The Revenge (1987) [👎🔁🦈] En dikeskörning av episka mått...

Hajen / Jaws (1975) [👍🔁🦈]

Jack och Bönstjälken / Jack and the Beanstalk (1952) [👍] Tror det här var min första konakt med Abbot & Costello, över förväntan bra med en intressant take på den klassiska sagan.

Jättehajen: Vindsurfarnas Skräck / L'ultimo Squalo (1981) [🔁🦈]

Mortal Engines (2018) [👍🔁]

Ännu en omtitt för att jag läst boken. En del ändringar från boken, men ändå en rakt igenom bra film.

Once Upon a Crime / Akazukin, tabi no tochu de shitai to deau (2023) [👍] Japanskt sagoäventyr där Rödluvan träffar Askungen och dras in i ett mordmysterium. Kul koncept, har sina hål i storyn men bröderna Grimm filtrerat genom ett japanskt öga är sannerligen en intressant upplevelse.

Pirates of Capri, the / I Pirati di Capri (1949) [__]

Rid i natt! (1942) [__] Stolpig svensk film, lite småtrist berättad och en intrig vi känner igen från många andra filmer.

Träskmannen / Swamp Thing (1982) [__]

Up from the Depths (1979) [🔁🦈] aka "Jättegäddan Anfaller".

Herrej-vlar vad jag sett om filmer denna månad. Kul.

Den japanska "Once Upon A Crime" kanske kan vara lite extra sevärd denna månad, trots att den kanske inte är perfekt.

[fanofspooky]

Jaws 3-D

1983 • PG • 1h39m

A giant thirty-five-foot shark becomes trapped in a SeaWorld theme park and it's up to the sons of police chief Brody to rescue everyone.

[smartcookie123]

My Top 30 Worst Movies of All Time

30. The Breakfast Club (1985)

29. A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

28. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

27. Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)

26. Win a Date with Ted Hamiliton (2004)

25. Mr.Bean's Holiday (2007)

24. Uglies (2024)

23. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)

22. Female Trouble (1974)

21. Whipped (2000)

20. Movie 43 (2013)

19. North (1994)

18. Meet the Spartans (2008)

17. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

16. Halloween Ends (2022)

15. Serial Mom (1994)

14. Holidays (2016)

13. Jaws 3-D (1983)

12. The Farm (2018)

11. It's Pat: The Movie (1994)

10. Clerks (1994)

9. Zombeavers (2014)

8. Attack of the Killer Donuts (2016)

7. Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Inanition (1990)

6. Happiness (1998)

5. Spaceballs (1987)

4. Bad Words (2013)

3. Ken Park (2002)

2. When You Finish Saving the World (2022)

1. Kids (1995)

Dishonorable Mentions:

Gummo (1997)

Freddy got Fimgered (2001)

Bio-Dome (1996)

Human Centipede II: Full Sequence (2011)

House of Wax (2005)

Junior (1994)

The Tale of Despereaux (2008)

Kicking & Screaming (2005)

The Edge of Seventeen (2016)

Foodfight (2012)

Epic Movie (2007)

Disaster Movie (2008)

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Are you nostalgic about Jaws 3-D (AKA Jaws 3) right now?

Way back in 1983, I had my first-ever 3D viewing experience inside the movie theater here in the Philippines. I saw the movie Jaws 3-D (AKA Jaws 3) on the big-screen using disposable 3D glasses and the theater was packed with lots of moviegoers who screamed from time to time. If you are not familiar with movie history, Jaws 3-D was the 3rd movie of the Jaws movie franchise which itself started…

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The Cinema Movie Of The Week - Jaws 3-D/ Jaws III

Directed By Joe Alves

Story By Guerdon Trueblood

Starring Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, and Simon MacCorkindale

Music By Alan Parker

Distributed By Universal Pictures

Release Date July 22, 1983

Country United States

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Where to Watch ‘Happy Face,’ New Dennis Quaid Series – Hollywood Life

View gallery Image Credit: WireImage Dennis Quaid is no stranger to suspense and horror. The actor, 70, has appeared in a number of suspenseful offerings over the years, including The Substance opposite Demi Moore, Beneath the Darkness (2011,) The Intruder (2019,) Jaws 3-D (1983,) and Pandorum (2009,) among others. In 1978, he starred alongside Gwyneth Paltrow‘s mom Blythe Danner in a…

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"It was a shark. It was a shark with a bite radius about a yard across." Jaws 3-D (1983) poster has emerged

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Sharksploitation

To see filmmakers, scientists and the people who made the movie discuss why JAWS 3-D (1983) didn’t work as the laughable special effects play out on screen is to enter movie geek heaven. That’s the joy of Stephen Scarlata’s SHARSKPLOITATION (2023, Shudder). The film offers a pretty comprehensive view of the phenomenon started by the original JAWS (1975) with commentary from much more informed talking heads than you would find in most horror documentaries. They offer a look at how sharks were treated in earlier films, how they figured in indigenous religions and when Western culture started treating them as monsters. Along with the JAWS franchise, which they acknowledge loses steam after the second film, they look at Italian ripoffs like the erotic shark film TINTORERA: KILLER SHARK (1977) and the shiver of ever-more-outlandish shark films that developed to meet the Syfy Channel’s need for original programing. There are so many, in fact, that Scarlata has to use split screens to capture the subgenre’s breadth. He even mines them for laughs when he shows multiple films with virtually identical scenes, like the standard trope, “Get out of the water.” It gets a little long when they get to the more serious shark films that have come along recently. After all the fun Syfy stuff, it feels like we have to get back to school. They also talk about films copying the format supposedly established by JAWS without acknowledging that that film’s structure mirrors the giant nuclear critter movies of the 1950s. And we really have to pay for the fun when they pound home the moral lesson that it’s fine to enjoy shark movies as long as we remember to protect the ocean. But any film with Roger Corman is OK by me. And as an added bonus, you get to see Fonzie jump that damned shark.

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Universal Pictures, 1983 3D logo, correctly proportioned

The Universal logo only used on two films, both released in 1983 (Jaws 3-D and Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared Syn, the latter of which is where this logo comes from), but correctly proportioned so the globe appears circular instead of oblong.