#jaunty music over scenes of horrific violence literally never gets old

[marypsue]

If I were going to make a grungy, sexy, shitty-punk-vampires movie, it would open with a slow pan at floor level across the aftermath of a massacre, maybe in a dive bar or roadhouse. The grimy floor totally awash in blood, broken furniture, shattered glass, messily-torn-off body parts. Nothing moves, until we see a pair of battered shitkickers squelch into frame, and then a corpse, open-eyed, throat torn out, would drop unexpectedly to the floor, staring directly into the camera. Slow pan up to the grinning, bloodsoaked face of our main vampire.

And I'd set the whole thing to 45 Grave's 'Riboflavin'.