#jasper yappin

[caleocross]

i remember when i first read the pjo books, it was the summer before 8th grade and i sped ran through them in like a week. at the time i was like “oh yeah i can relate to these guys, they’re cool and my age” and now it’s 5 years later, im watching the show and i’m like “holy shit you’re children????? you’re a middle schooler when you kill a minotaur???? and you’re still younger then me when you’re offered godhood???” like that’s so fuckin crazy oh my god

anyways the show was fucking phenomenal i’m so excited to see what they do next. like they’re changing stuff but it’s changes that are absolutely for the better, it doesn’t feel weird or jarring it just adds to the story. like annabeth calling him sunshine???? bc in this rendition his hair is blond???? stop it right the fuck now. and percy feeling absolutely no loyalty to poseidon and only caring to save his mom??? perfection. this builds onto his character more and more and also his actor is so good at getting his attitude right i was so worried that it was gonna feel like how the movies do

[theeshrubbery]

i'm about to get nerdy as fuck for a sec, but i'm genuinely flabbergasted that i've never noticed the similarities between jasper's character and nappa from dbz until seeing this drawing. like there's A LOT more there than i realized:

big n beefy (obviously)

not opposed to a lil genocide here and there

thinks strength dictates your place in society

high ranking warriors from their respective races

assigned to protect royal members of their races (pink for jasper, vegeta for nappa)

dedicated their lives to that task only to be betrayed in the end

i know there's no way in hell i'm the 1st person to notice this, but the realization hit me like a truck so yall get to deal with my incoherent blabbering :)

[caleocross]

pinned post!!

about me :3

hi, im jasper!! im transmasc, i use he/him pronouns, and im definitely on the ace spectrum and very queer.

i wanna start posting more on my blog to start getting back into my old interests bc i miss them, so im making a pinned post to try and motivate myself lmao

tags

#jasper yappin - my original posts

#jaspers headcanons - it’s exactly what you think it is (my headcanons)

#fav - posts that are some of my favorites :)

[caleocross]

i literally cant watch those cat or dog tiktok’s that are like “when you’re looking to adopt, don’t forget about the [insert trait here]” like i just want to adopt them all :((((((( thwyre so sweet they deserve sm love

[caleocross]

even more bnha ship headcanons bc im out of control

villain edition >:)

dekusquad, bakusquad, villains, heros

DISCLAIMER: i cant see and don't condone any of the villain ships being canon, just because it would definitely be toxic as hell considering none of them are in the headspace where they could date someone. its just nice to think about them being happy considering they’re comfort characters for some people. ALSO. there are some manga spoilers in the shigdabi headcanons, at the end of the section. they’re crossed out, like this, but just a warning, they are there. 

togachako. its canon that toga has a crush on uraraka, and i know that if they got together in canon it would not be a good match, but if ochako was a villain then- i mean,,, debby ryan smirk they'd be pretty cute together ngl,,, murder girlfriends.

togadeku. def not in canon, but i think if it were a villain deku au then it would have some potential.

shigdabi. (this one is long asf im so sorry-) shigdabi definitely has some potential. anyways, my headcanons: shigaraki is really malnourished, meaning he's a lot smaller than dabi, so when shigaraki will steal dabi's shirts, they're always way too fucking big. dabi finds it absolutely adorable. shigaraki will usually sit in dabi's lap when he plays video games, and dabi will put his head on shiggy's shoulder and watch. he usually never cares for video games, but shigaraki looks proud of himself when he does something well that dabi absolutely melts. dabi naturally runs hot because of his quirk, which helps shigaraki a lot because since he's so thin, he gets cold super easily. their cuddle sessions never get uncomfortable because they balance each other out so well, temperature wise. dabi constantly has to take care of shigaraki because the bitch will never do it himself, which also helps dabi with his own mental health problems because it gives him a routine and it makes sure he's also taking care of himself. dabi has a lot of issues with his aggression, especially since he's never been able to resolve his issues with his family so sometimes he takes it out on shiggy. shigaraki is a petty mf and usually pushes back, leading them to have a huge fight and dabi running out of the base. shigaraki, after about twenty minutes, goes up to kurogiri and is like "go find him" and kurogiri is like "*rolls eyes* fine". they make up whenever he comes back, and they both apologize and cuddle it out. shigaraki also is terrified of using his quirk on dabi, so he always wears gloves (except without one or two fingers bc quirk) so that he can cup dabi's face without fearing that he'll kill him. (this fear is also bc of the shit that happened with his family). tbh their dynamic is just "crusty bitch (affectionate)", "hot mf (derogatory)"

dabihawks. i know absolutely nothing about hawks so i cant really give much of an opinion, but i saw fanart of if dabi had become a hero and it was him on a roof, and then hawks landing behind him and saying a shitty pick up/just shitty flirting, and dabi giving him a look of "why am i dating this dumbass mf"

endeavorhawks. endeavor doesn't deserve anyone after what he’s done, i don't give a flying fuck if he feels guilty in the manga, it does not and never will make up for the fact that he drove his wife to madness and abused his children. also there is at least a TWENTY year age difference between hawks and endeavor, so this is a hard fucking no for me.

eraserdust. definitely not in canon, and theres also a really big age gap (shiggy is in his twenties pls), but like,,, aizawa is the only who can hold shigaraki's bare hand,,,, *sobs*

[12-cluh]

Gabriel: ...that six-foot-three brick of whiskey and bullets is getting a partner before me?!

Jasper: Jaysus Chris', Gabe! What tha hell is you yappin' about- oh... well who's this fine, lass~?

Gabriel: ... um-

I heard from a dear someone that there’s a pretty cowboy here, am I correct? I’d love to meet him <3 - Marlin, 8b-1

Loreli V: oh, deary, I'm flattered~

[caleocross]

last part of my bnha ship headcanons, hero edition.

dekusquad, bakusquad, villains, heros

erasermic. arguably the best ship for aizawa, i can totally see this being canon. loud blond and his moody edge-lord bf for the win. they have three cats and a dog, all of which are named after various characters from high school musical and harry potter, except for the most edgy-looking one. the black cat is named fucking Bubbles, the ginger cat is named Ron Weasley, and the white shorthair is named Sharpay. the dog is named Troy Bolton, he's a golden retriever.

eraserjoke. the ship for aizawa that will probably become canon, sigh,,, but oh well, its not a bad ship or anything,,, its just really fucking predictable. but joke making a bunch of flirting advances as a half teasing half desperate ploy to get aizawa to realize her feelings for him, and then aizawa finally being like "if i take you out, will you finally stfu?" and she's like- "y u h😩" and then they get married two years later

erasermight. there's a really big age gap, but both of them are consenting adults that aren't in their early twenties, so this one isn't as uncomfortable to me  as some others (cough cough endeavorhawks). kinda cute, they'd be very good dads for deku, but that could also be a pretty good platonic friendship too.

erasermicmight. ok. here me out. mic and aizawa bullying toshinori in eating something, even if it is only a little bit. hizashi worrying over aizawa and toshi constantly because "why is it always them?". aizawa figuring out he has a type (loud blonds) and his whole world crumbling/j. toshinori having more motivation to get through the day and not to succumb to his worsening health or the villains he fights because he actually has something to come home to. all of them eating lunch in the teacher's lounge and mic going on and on about this new restaurant he wants to try, and aizawa texting all might from under the table and telling toshinori to reserve them seats at said restaurant for the next saturday night bc he's all might and he'll be able to pull it off. and hizashi and shouta calling toshinori "toshi" all the time.

and finally, inkomight. they meet through deku (obviously), but inko doesn't know that yagi is all might. she just knows that he's the sickly man that’s one of izuku’s teachers. during deku's second year at UA, Inko finally gets a divorce from izuku's father. there's no lost love between them, considering the two of them haven't seen each other in years. Izuku takes the news fine, barely even remembering his father at all, and carries on with his life. a few months after Inko finalizes the divorce, yagi asks her out on a date. she says yes, having been infatuated with the man for awhile. they go out, date for awhile, and then toshinori tells her that he's All Might. she takes it surprisingly well, and they eventually get married when Izuku is in his second year of hero work. All Might moves her to his house (mansion) and they live a nice, retired life, at age 50 and 55.

and that concludes my ship headcanons :))))) i hope you liked them~

[caleocross]

so first off, i fucking loved the war arc. holy shit, that was so good- nagato and itachi seeing naruto? absolute banger. sasuke and itachi meeting up and fighting kabuto? holy fuck that was good. naruto and kurama becoming friends and fighting hoes? yessssssss that shit was so amazing. also, i didnt hate the orochimaru redemption, shockingly. there was good build up, and he wasnt completely irredeemable to start with anyways, so i think his redemption was pretty okay. i really really liked the reanimation aspect, but i wish they had delved into that a bit deeper (cough cough none of it made me cry besides itachi, so im a bit dissatisfied).

i think for the most part, aside from reanimated madara completely slaughtering the army at the very beginning, i was super unsatisfied with the fight scenes. they always seemed to be lackluster? like instead of showing us more hand to hand combat (which is the most satisfying fighting animation to watch in my opinion), they just replaced it by showing a bigger, more powerful jutsu. personally, it left me craving more, and wishing they hadnt just given us giant, slow moving beings like nine tails mode and susanoo to cover up the fact that there wasnt any high paced hand to hand. theres also so much more emotion you can put into hand to hand combat compared to big scaled fights, so the big fights kinda just left me feeling empty.

back on to some positives, i absolutely loved the kakashi and obito arc. it was so good, and so moving??? like seeing the flashbacks to rin's face whenever she was being killed hurt in the best way possible. seeing kakashi's determined yet sorrowful expression was so :cri:, yknow? and then obito's heartbroken look, the way his face crinkled and completely broke was gut wrenching. i think, as a whole, what they did with obito was great. do i think they dragged on his death (he was set to die like three times before he actually did, so the shock factor really lost value after awhile, which was annoying) for way too long and could have resolved that shit a lot sooner? absolutely. did it still hurt to watch him die? absolutely. he was a good character, and watching him be reunited with rin did make me tear up quite a bit.

now onto kurama and naruto. holy fuck. it was amazing. its basically what i want to happen between itadori and sukuna in jjk (which probably isnt going to happen considering certain events in the manga, but i digress), which made me so so happy. they're really great for one another, and i really really hope i can find an au where they become friends a lot earlier on (like when naruto is a kid) so that i can get some "giant fox demon raises five year old child bc no one else is there to do it". like thats such a good concept and i want to read it immediately.

now. madara. i have a lot of thoughts on his arc, as well as obito and kaguya's. i felt like everything after obito becoming the jinchuriki/sage of the six paths was kinda underwhelming? like in the battle/war sense of it? like dont get me wrong, i loved obito's arc as a character, i just feel like everything that happened after he got sage of the six paths powers was kinda shit (again, in the war aspect). especially in the sense of the progression. first we have "madara" (whos really obito), then we get the actual, reanimated madara, then the obito reveal, then six paths obito, then six paths madara, then black zetsu actually being kaguya's child/will, and THEN we get kaguya, who was the mastermind behind everything. OH, AND LETS NOT FORGET SASUKE'S LITTLE REBELLION. like cmon man, you cant just pull a new antagonist out of your ass right as things are about to get resolved/the antagonist from before is about to lose.

the pacing got really weird after while, and it kinda just got boring to watch up until sasuke and naruto's fight (which ill be getting to in a second). i kinda wish the whole kaguya thing didnt happen, because it made the story take a much more sci-fi aspect that was kinda weird considering what naruto as a series is. like cmon man, kaguya's a fucking alien? is that really the best you could do? it would have been cooler if they had made her an actual god, and have idolization similar to the six paths. i would have been able to get on board with that, but instead you made her a chakra alien who can go between dimensions. i also thought her characterization was weird as fuck?? she was so fucking weird, which i guess was the point, but it still feels extremely out of place in this show.

now onto the big boy topic: naruto and sasuke's fight.

the whole "rebellion" thing felt so fucking stupid. it seemed like there was no build up, and they were just pulling it out of fucking no where. like yes, they did establish the whole "sasuke becoming hokage" beforehand, but how the fuck was that supposed to equate to him killing a ton of people and the tailed beasts so that he can "become the center of everyones hatred". like yes, we know itachi left you with more than one complex, but that doesnt mean you can just killed people broski. like that just felt super weird to me. that whole transition was so weird. 

that being said, it did get us to the fight. and my opinion on said fight was that it was cool. kinda. im going to be comparing it to their first fight back in naruto part one a lot, so be prepared for that. they went pretty hard on the hand to hand combat, which i really fucking appreciate. it was really cool to see, and it made the fight much more enjoyable to watch. on the other hand, i could have gone without a lot of the fighting with them in their kyuubi and susanoo forms. that kind of fighting always feels very impersonal, which is the complete opposite of what this fight was supposed to be, im sure. 

ofc, that wasnt the whole fight. 

i liked how there was a chunk of it that didnt have any music. it made it hit so much fucking harder. like the scene with them in the river, punching at each other while being completely exhausted and unable to do anything else was so good. that had an impact, and thats exactly what i wanted from this fight. in conclusion, the fight itself was great. now lets get into what happens after the fight, when they're both without an arm.

while the fight left something to be desired, the scene afterwards was so good. so fucking good. i loved it so much. they're going through their memories of each other, finally being honest, and finally getting through to one another. it was beautiful, and brilliant.

the moment that sasuke realizes that naruto is the only one who never gave up on him, the only one who didnt leave, was so good. the animation was so smooth, and his expression of guilt and understanding and complete loss was unparalleled. that was the most emotion i have ever seen on his face, and it was so worth it. watching over 400+ episodes of this 2000's anime about fucking ninjas was worth it, solely to see sasuke finally acknowledge naruto.

my final thoughts: the naruto and sasuke fight was obviously the best part of this and i will take no criticism. the build up for the whole arc was weird tho, and the pacing was also kinda fucky, but it was still satisfying to see sasuke finally acknowledge him.