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i was playing around with different ralsei designs, and i really like how this one turned out

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hung out with cousin's DJ friend last night and he said the best compliment he's ever received was when he was DJing an orgy and did his research ahead of time and came prepared with Portishead/Massive Attack/Cocteau Twins/etc and halfway through the set, a woman stopped mid-blowjob and pulled the dick out of her mouth to say (to nobody in particular) "damn, this mix is incredible!"

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dancing critter!!! was inspired to make this after watching hamtaro, its part of his dance from the end credits :3

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week 12 - sun dreams!

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people should NOT be allowed to say they met their partner online when they used a dating site or app. if you say "we met online 🥰" i expect to hear that you got into an argument in a homestuck fanfic comment section and fell in love. that you met in a furry discord server and got married. not that you swiped on tinder until you met fucking josh who lived 3 miles away.

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babe i do my thing

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My Boss the Demiurge 4

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ok you can take my picture now

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go listen to Anthems For A Seventeen Year-Old Girl

I scrapped a whole page of this mmm

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i don’t really care if it nearly kills me, I’d give you the world if you asked me to

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Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

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Has anyone else noticed that they do this?

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Pair sketch commissions are back ‼️

I'll be open until the 4th of May or until slots run out. More info + form in the link!

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we make fun of americans and their burgers but a good burger at the right moment really will return your will to live, is the thing

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Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor