#jason ‘take it baby’ todd AHHH—

[porcalinecunt]

Gotta love Jason begin a dom smug bastard who loves to play with fem reader for his enjoyment only to start loving her slowly. She's trying to be a criminal but she's so bad and awful with it it's astonishing.

- Heart anon❤

just imagining jason practically making fun of you while you desperately try to prove that your worth the fight, only for him to fuck you stupid in the sheets anyways while you refuse to admit you like him back [squeals]

“i hate you!” while taking his dick from behind <33

[heavysighing-dreamyeyes]

Okay hear me out Jason Todd with a reader who passes out when she over exerts herself like at work or even being a vigilante and him just being protective and concerned like ahhh if you have any head canons or a Drabble but totally get if this isn’t your vibe to write or talk about 😊

To Look After You

Hi, nonnie! Enjoy! ~500 words

You were exhausted, running on fumes. Jason could tell. And he knew you knew he could tell.

"I just need to finish this up, Jason. I'll get some rest soon." You mutter, only half-focused on him, but he doesn't think you sound very convincing.

"Or," he drawls, arms crossed as he hovers by your side, ever concerned and wanting the best for you, "You could come to bed with me?"

You let out a noncommittal hum, and he taps his fingers against his arms. His eyes dart over you, the way you struggle to keep your head up, the way your eyes are fluttering, the dull, glazed stare you have. "Baby," he starts, "C'mon, enough is enough. You're running yourself ragged."

"I have to. You can go sleep, Jason. I'll be there soon." You murmur back, shoulders sagged and defeated.

He levels you with a look you don't see, "Yeah, okay, that's it."

You barely get a questioning 'hm' out before he's hooked one arm under your knees, wrapped the other around your back and lifted you to his chest.

"Jason!" You protest, squirming in his grip.

"Nuh uh, I don't think so, baby. You're going to take a nap with me, and then you're gonna shower and eat. Then, and only then, you can get back to work." He tells you, carrying you effortlessly down the hall and to your shared bedroom.

You slump in his grip, "I need to get it done."

"And you will," he promises, pushing the door open with his foot before gently placing you down on the bed, "after this nap."

You're already pushing off the bed and to your feet, "I'll nap after I finish–" your words cut off as you sway and pitch to the side.

Jason curses and says your name in the same breath, brow furrowing as he catches you by the waist, carefully propping you against him, "Hey, Hey, you okay?"

You open your mouth to answer, but your knees buckle instead, black dots dancing in your vision. He winces in sympathy and concern and eases you back onto the bed, "You're not okay. You're going to get some rest, and you're going to get it now." Jason tries to sound firm, but the worry and anxiety bleed through his tone.

"Maybe you're right," You mumble, eyes falling shut as you get comfortable against the pillows and blankets.

"Course I'm right," he mumbles right back, sliding under the covers and wrapping an arm around your waist. He pulls you against him, and you instinctively tangle your legs together, draping an arm over his side.

You both fall quiet for a moment, pressed together as you start to drift. Jason plays with the ends of your hair, eyes far away and thoughtful before he presses a kiss to the crown of your head, "Don't do that again, okay?" His voice is soft, affectionate, but still concerned.

You nod in response, voice heavy with sleep, "Sorry, Jason. Didn't mean to worry you."

He hums fondly, fingers leaving your hair to trace up and down your spine, "Get some sleep, pretty." The tension leaves his body when you nuzzle into him and kiss his shoulder.

Rest comes easy to both of you soon enough, it always does, when you're together, warm and close and safe. Jason knows he'll always take care of you, even at your worst, just as he knows you'll always take care of him.

[ivysangel]

soft sex love making jason todd til the day I die but also like. imagine going on a library date with him (bookworm jason shehshshs so cute) or just chilling with him in bed reading. you’re reading KING OF WRATH shakajsjsj and you get to one of the sex scenes (my fave is the scene in the limo). your eyes are hanging low, lost in thought and you’re pressing your thighs together before you even notice you’re giving yourself away and of course he knows. oh he definitely noticed.

but he’s still a gentleman. he waits for an opening, either in a conversation or during sex and he’s asking “you want me to be rougher, baby?” bc verbal consent from him is sooo sexy. his hand finds its way around your neck in the most gentle way ever while a thrusts deeper inside you and the fucked out look on your face??? he goes fucking feral.

"this really what you wanted?" he grunts, tugging harshly on your hair to make your back arch further. "just wanted a good fuck? wanted me to pound this pussy like you're some kinda slut?" his grip on your ass leaves bruises, pistoning into you without abandon.

"fuck jay, yes-" you all but babble and moan, nails digging into the sheets and you swear you catch a glimpse of your skull with how far your eyes roll back. "oh my fuck, I can't-"

"can't take it?" he finishes your sentence with a groan, releasing your hair to wrap his hand directly around your throat to pull you up and flush against his broad chest. "like I give a damn." he's mean, disregarding every plea and considering them instead as incentive to go harder. "pretty girl like you had me thinkin' you wanted something gentle, but this pussy's fuckin' drenching my cock. I know you can take it.”

he fucks you til you’re absolutely spent before shushing your incoherent whines. telling you how good you were for him and kissing every bruise he’s left on your beautiful skin before running you a bath. and of course like the gentleman he is, he’s apologizing for them and promising to make it up to you.

ahhh this one makes him sound kinda mean. got carried away :p

i've got nothing to add to this nonnie, like you've done it. this right here is a whole fic ?? like, make a blog so i can turn post notifs on ummm i'm tapping my foot and waiting like ??

[captainshazamerica]

THE BATMAN SPOILERS

I'm literally just back from watching batman yooo I am conflicted, I liked it but I dunno for some reason I give it like a 7.5 outta 10 which is weird cuz it wasn't bad. Alfred and Jim 10/10 tho 😅see when bruce is like you're not my father boy hurt my heart young man you be nice to alfred! This Selina kyle was quite good and she went through too much pain I usually like angst but oh my gosh poor baby😢 the one thing I didn't like about her was that she basically said all riddlers victims had it coming yeah they did bad things but the way they were tortured and that kid finding his dad like that 😢😢😢 (literally bruce did nothing wrong!?) it does leave room for character growth for her, Gotham really poisons peoples minds, that scene where bruce stops her with falcone one of the best scenes she aced that scene 👏

The riddler and all his creepy followers 😨 did like him but boy can he whine and that squeal crying thing in his cell was a tad annoying and his mind set he definitely not well!! The juxtaposition between edward and bruce was so freakin well done. What was with Eds breathing honestly what, I didn't like the song choice ava maria being a peaceful beautiful song the motherly love of Christ's mother and then just all Eds evilness and Gothams corruption it gave like a sickening effect to me but that was prob intentional and also ed didn't get the love of a mother

Wayne manor looked dope the aesthetic of movie in a lot of parts was mwah Jim Gordon absolutely stellar as usual 💙 not gonna list all the bits that I liked cuz this would be waay to long lol but I will say bruce helping the people in the water and the adults too afraid to take his hand but then the kid does ahhhh selinas comment about bruce being married to Gotham Ed having a social media following of awful people gave me the heebie jeebies because there are prob people irl who'd be down with that. This Gotham in the early years of batman starting is I feel like the most horrendous and evil Gotham on screen yet

I thought I wouldn't like the fact that he doesn't upkeep his bruce wayne celebrity womaniser act up but you know what it makes so much sense in this without it because he doesn't go to bed at night he does physically and mentally gruelling work when he gets home I'm pretty sure all the energy he's got left is for sleeping and eating

Ahh i cant remeber who but I think Selena or was it penguin? Asked bruce if he lived in a cave hahaaa

Not that it needs to be said 😅 but yours sincerely batanon

BATANON!💖💖💖💖 I am so sorry this took so long, I have no brain cells/energy lately avjvdiavidvisvie, but I love your batman rants so much, I loved reading ittt!

Only 7.5 out of 10?!?! Did you like it more or less than dark knight tho?👀 I liked it so much more as a batman adaption, ya know? Omg alfred and jim in this are def 10/10, also 10/10 Jim and Batman dynamics omg, best I've seen👏🏻

Ooof that part with alfred killed me😭

See that's like def in character for selina to say given her background tho, and also why she is almost always more anti-hero, like jason todd def would have agreed with her lol. But yes, she freaking KILLED it as Selena oh my goshhhh!

Haha, his monologue in the cell was honestly one of my fav parts, like especially in terms of acting, like the way he loses it is just *chefs kiss* in terms of character and acting! Or are you talking about when the joker is monologing and riddler is just pacing and whining? Lol. Oooh and that DEF was the intention with that specific song, it's so meant to be unsettling with juxtaposition, the evil like to take something that is meant to be pure and corrupt it , so I personally thought it was brilliant. Like it was 100% suppose to give the sickening effect you felt!

Oooh yes, the aesthetics were great! And I liked the take on wayne manor with the gothic cathedral like vibe!

Ahhh yes, the kid taking batman's hand first was SO good, that whole part was so amazing and shot beautifully omg

Yes, ed's following and streaming also gave me chills along with the shooting scene because it got all too realistic at that point in this day and age🥴

And yes, I agree with you about bruce and the act! I was like so conflicted on it at first but really liked the direction they went! Emo bruce wayne looking like he always got rained on is perfect 🤣

[modernroyaltyblood]

DC Titans Episode 5 : Review

Y’all sjjsjs this is the best episode of the season so far, I know I keep saying it each time a new episode of Titans drop.....every single friday LOL but REALLY this latest episode is fooking excellent y’all!  WATCH IT NOW if y’all havent yet.

Where do I start seriously ? Everything was fantastic, not one dead moment.

Okay let’s start with the moment we were all expecting the most YESS it’s DICKKORY SEX TIME Y’ALL. How to describe it ??? How ???  In Four words 

GLORIOUS PASSIONATE, FRUSTRATING and  HOT 

I Just couldn’t bring myself to watching it , I KNEW what was gonna happen but I was so anxious ? Scared? I have been waiting for live action dickkory and I just couldn’t believe it was right there it front of me... BUT it didn’t feel disappointing actually it was far from that it was GLORIOUS. Kory and Dick both looking as beautiful as ever, both shining and into each other.... Kory has been so confident this whole season and it didn’t stop in this episode, her confidence was shinin so much int this scene and once again THANKS ANNA DIOP for bringing my hero to life like that.

I felt a dash of excitement but I kept pausing it just was A LOT to take in. I still haven’t quite integrated it but when I finally brought myself to watch the whole thing in full without pausing ....WOW.... like it was so passionate and the scene felt too short which frustrated me but thats not the only thing that was frustrating.... The after sex was SOOOOOo frustrating, I mean we have been warned that they would be acting like that but it was still hard to witness :( 

Please don’t tell me this is the only intimate Dickkory scene we will get this season AHHH don’t do this to me.

The frustration put aside, Anna and Brenton are so HOT omg, I have rarely been this shook by two main characters.... Like I don’t know who’s hotter at this point, I just can’t take my eyes off either of them.... I can’t choose and this scene made it even more difficult, they nailed it. Their bodies together, the way he kept draggin her close to him.....HOT.

Obviously Dickkory was not the only thing, even tho they were THAT good and beyond their sex scene....I love their dynamic in this and I don’t know how I’m gonna handle the rest of the episodes and all that TENSION.

The Team finally being together was so satisfying, BBRae oooh my babies, never grow up please 🤣. I absolutely loved when they were showing off their powers ‘Tiger Boy’ 😂 “ Sun Woman”.

They finally found out Dick was Robin sjjsjsjs Gar is the most precious please.

oooh and the nuclear family was BRILLIANT....Like A+

It’s not like I have spoiled y’all enough but BUT JASON TODD BABY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Cannot wait for next week’s episode y’all, I just don’t know what else to say but WATCH IT NOW! oh and when that motel owner tried to get that DICK too sjfjehj Dick’s lil smirk after closing the door was everything oooh lemme run and watch it again.

What this show keeps proving is that we shall never judge a book by its cover, keep the good stuff coming DC.

[mrsmarymorstan]

So tomorrow (1st May 2019) we will learn just what it is Tim and Stephanie have been getting up to and why he is calling himself “Robin” again! Here are my Top 10 Totally Serious Theories:

1) Tim Drake of Yesterday

It turns out, that Tim Drake of Today is the Tim Drake of Tomorrow, for Tim Drake of Yesterday. So poor Baby Tim has arrived from the past to see that the future is actually all just a post crisis mess! His pregnant girlfriend isn’t pregnant at all and never was. Dick Grayson is now calling himself Ric, not even RicK but Ric. Jason Todd is ALIVE and running the Iceberg Lounge; and the latest Robin is a former assassin with a pet cow?! So he takes off to Metropolis in a new outfit to try and figure out how to get back home because this place is WEIRD. 

2) Midlife Crisis 

Let’s be honest here, the life span of a Superhero is always weird. Nobody seems allowed to age past 40, and if they DO then it has to be in a carefully controlled Alternative Universe. This means your “Midlife Crisis” is probably going to happen around the age of 17. And NOTHING says Midlife Crisis like wearing the outfits you did when you were 14, riding a motorbike, and trying to re-connect with your school friends you haven’t seen in nearly a decade. 

3) Tim Clone

Ahhh Metropolis! Home of Superman and Lex Luther! And you know who likes clones? That’s right, Lex Luther. But he has a habit of letting them escape! So he creates a Tim Drake Clone to try and infiltrate the BatFam; but the problem is he made him too much like Tim and the little shit escaped! He was trying to escape the city, but then spotted Cassie! His downloaded memories TOLD him she they were friends and so tried for an awkward meet up. Then the city got invaded and he decided to get involved. He’s hoping Superboy will be able to help him work out all this stuff, since he is ALSO a clone. Tim Drake Prime doesn’t know what is going on, he is busy having Steph put tiny braids in his hair whilst they watch Queer Eye on Netflix. 

4) Magical Disapearing Female Character

Tim and Stephanie decide to pause their road trip to go and see a Magic Show with Zatanna! Because you know, she saved their butts that one time and is pretty cool. But when she gets Stephanie on stage as a volunteer, she makes her disappear for REAL!! It happens a lot, but Zatanna assures them she’ll show up eventually. Tim’s now just trying to kill time biking around Metropolis until a writer decides they wanna include her again. 

5) Finding The Perfect Gift 

Tim and Steph have been studying the multiverse and as such have been reading all of Neil Gaiman’s graphic novels. Because you know, if Sandman is part of their universe then the rest of his novels are ALSO gonna be in the DCU, right??? Tim’s been reading Stardust and thinks that going to a parallel dimension to get a gift for your beloved is an EXCELLENT idea. So he tracks down a rift to Gem World with the idea of brining Stephanie back a nice shiny gem. That’s why he crashed straight into Princess Amethyst! He plans on kidnapping her using Cassie’s lasso and brining her back to earth as an engagement gift. Steph likes purple, after all, and Amethysts ARE purple. (Sort of). Tim’s read the book and so he’s PRETTY SURE that Amethyst will just turn into a giant rock when she gets there. So it’s ALL going to be FINE. 

6) Zatanna Zatara on Her Way to Steal Your Girl 

Whilst exploring the Multi-verse, Stephanie meets the Series One Young Justice Cartoon version of Zatanna. She realises she is SUPER GAY and dumps Tim in favour of her. To add insult to injury, in this universe it’s DICK who helps form Young Justice and NOT him! So he nicks Dick’s latest costume and returns to Earth Zero in order to brood. He can’t say the words “Young Justice” because it just ends up reminding him of how he got dumped in favour of a hot teenage magician. 

7) For Shits and Giggles 

Tim got bored one evening whilst studying with Steph, and decided to design a new Robin suit for Damian. He was driving to Metropolis hoping to surprise him when he was hanging out with Jon, when he saw the shit that was going down. So he decided to put on the costume himself (he’s designed it so Damian can ‘Grow Into It’ because somebody round here has to mother the kid now Dick’s gone) and do a spot of Crime Fighting. 

8) Just Popping To the Shops 

Tim and Steph are living together as they study all the weird cosmic shit that goes down in Metropolis. Tim decides to quickly pop to the shops to buy milk, putting on his old motorcycle jacket because Safety First! He’s completely forgotten that it contains the Robin (NOT Red Robin!) costume he designed for himself when he was 16, and thought Dick was going to take him on as a REAL Robin once he was Batman. He never got to use it though because Damian came along and took the job. He had to do some world saving though, and it was the only costume he had! Stephanie is still wondering when he’s going to get back because whilst she’s happy to eat Lucky charms out of the box, she would quite like some milk in her coffee. 

9) Let’s Go Lesbians! Let’s Go! 

Despite his relationship with Kate Kane, Tim Drake has real kinship with Lesbians. He’s often found himself leading a whole pack of them! The “Let’s Go Lesbians!” Skit, which became a meme, was actually written about HIM. The lure of forming a team made up of a Cowgirl Lesbian, a Baby Lesbian, a Pink Haired Lesbian and a Lesbian Demi-Goddess was too much for him. He HAD to follow the call and ended up in Metropolis. Stephanie, being bisexual, is fine with him running away to lead his squad of Lesbians. She is looking into that Queer Team she seems to have started forming in the Pre-Crisis world Brother Eye showed them. Tim is wearing the Robin suit because he’s heard that Damian is up to some immoral shit and wants to maybe give the name a bit more credibility? So when Bruce looks up the latest news stories on Robin, they’ll all be about him and his team of Lesbians saving the city, and not the secret prison full of dangerous criminals hidden under Teen Titans Tower. He’s a good brother, really.

10) It’s a Kink Thing. 

Look. We all know that the Bats are into weird shit. Bruce and Selina are both furries. Dick Grayson makes out with people whilst hanging upside down from skyscrapers. Pretty much any form of Sex with Jason Todd counts as border line Necrophilia. So REALLY Tim dressing up in a replica of the Robin Costume he found on Brother Eye’s database and riding around Metropolis where he will eventually be caught by Stephanie Brown in a replica of the Batgirl costume Brother Eye showed them is PERFECTLY NORMAL AND FINE. 

Zatanna helped them with the sewing, since she makes all her own costumes and supports their right to have safe and sane sex. They’re both over the age of consent, after all! 

[kidsviral-blog]

Why so serious? Biden’s debate grimace creeps out, angers viewers

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Why so serious? Biden’s debate grimace creeps out, angers viewers

http://twitter.com/#!/piersmorgan/status/256561760360861697

Is there something funny, Joe? We’ve been having fun at the vice president’s expense all week in the lead-up to tonight’s debate, but things have turned serious over the last couple of days as the State Department has broken ranks with the White House and admitted that there was no protest which led to the deaths of four Americans in Libya on Sept. 11.

Vice President Biden, though, just couldn’t stop smirking as Paul Ryan called out the administration on its massive security failures overseas. We think we’ve finally found something creepier than Jim Messina’s #ForAll pose.

ahhh Biden looks like a creepy clown…. please do not smirk like that again…..

— Brittany Schultz (@BritttSchultz) October 12, 2012

Biden clearly worked very hard on the Romney smirk all week. He didnt get it quite right.

— Bryan Jacoutot (@BryanJacoutot) October 12, 2012

Biden, get that smirk off your face. You look like an idiot.

— Tim the Enchanter (@SeiRyuu10) October 12, 2012

Biden smirk is… not good.

— Josh Barro (@jbarro) October 12, 2012

Biden, wipe that stupid smirk off your face

— brittney ann (@BrittneyLayber5) October 12, 2012

Biden has a really really creepy smirk. #RomneyRyan2012 #CNNDebate

— Sebastian Skamski (@Skamski) October 12, 2012

Joe Biden’s smirk during Paul Ryan’s comments is beyond disrespectful

— Madison Beveridge (@maddiebeveridge) October 12, 2012

I’m not a gambler, but I would play poker with Biden. In the mean time, he should get that smirk off his face, bc he’s not winning.

— Annika Boone (@annika_boone) October 12, 2012

Joe Biden’s smirk is just creepy. Answer the damn question, Joe! #VPDebate

— Secretary Not Sure (@SecNotSure) October 12, 2012

Not sure I can sit and watch this whole debate with Biden’s condescending smirk on his face.

— Sylvia (@Sylviacaruso) October 12, 2012

Nice to see Biden spinning like a top with a teenage smirk on his face already.#Leadership

— John Davis (@imjohndavis) October 12, 2012

Biden is starting to lose it already. Smirk, laugh,eye roll. He’ll lose it on body language alone #vpdebate

— Kenneth E. Hines (@KennethEHines) October 12, 2012

Biden’s denture guffaw is creepy #VPDebate

— Fred from Brooklyn (@FredBrooklyn) October 12, 2012

#VPDebate Joe Biden that smile is the grimace of a cornered animal

— Anthony (@Nichevo) October 12, 2012

Someone make Biden stop doing that baby monkey fear grimace. #vpdebate

— Nancy Goldstein (@nancygoldstein) October 12, 2012

.@reppaulryan steady, solid, informed vs. goofy, grimacing old @joebiden. #debate

— Karl Rove (@KarlRove) October 12, 2012

All of Biden’s laughs and smiles are making him look like a village idiot.

— Noel Sheppard (@NoelSheppard) October 12, 2012

I do think Biden is on the verge of condescending/body language here in his tone. #vpdebate

— The Fix (@TheFix) October 12, 2012

These are serious issues and Biden is just laughing them off. It’s insane.

— AG (@AG_Conservative) October 12, 2012

Well, it certainly looks insane.

Biden’s smirking teeth are beginning to strobe through my TV screen. Disturbing. #PMTdebate

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) October 12, 2012

Joe, seriously, STOP SMIRKING. This is serious stuff. Be Vice-Presidential. #PMTdebate

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) October 12, 2012

Update:

Well, that didn’t take long. Biden’s smirk has its own Twitter account.

.@paulryanvp, your facts don’t stand a chance against my #BidenSmirk. #VPDebate

— Biden Smirk (@BidenSmirk) October 12, 2012

Biden’s smirk has evolved into laughter, but not everyone is in on the joke. Ryan fans aren’t amused, and even some Obama supporters are unsure how Biden’s condescending approach is playing with the audience.

The YouTube video of Biden laughing continuously on loop is going to be awesome. #vpdebate

— Chris Moody (@Chris_Moody) October 12, 2012

#bidenlaugh twitter.com/HuffPostPol/st…

— HuffPost Politics (@HuffPostPol) October 12, 2012

What is Biden laughing at ?

— Joan Collins (@joancollinsobe) October 12, 2012

Joe, you’re killin’ me!!!!!@saturdaynightlive is going to have a field day!

— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) October 12, 2012

I’m glad people think this is so funny- our country, our people are hurting.

— Jaime King (@Jaime_King) October 12, 2012

Yanks-Os tied right now.Kind of like this debate.Hard to say anyone is winning, although Biden’s laugh might lose it.

— Ari Fleischer (@AriFleischer) October 12, 2012

Trying to figure out if Biden’s lit or he just likes to sit & laugh a lot. He prob shouldn’t have had that brownie prior.😉

— Jason Hawes (@Jchawes) October 12, 2012

Biden needs to laugh a little less through the Libya, Middle East, nuclear Iran segment.

— S.E. Cupp (@secupp) October 12, 2012

The condescending laugh of Joe Biden just highlights this administration’s arrogance when they can’t argue the facts.

— Demetrius Minor (@dminor85) October 12, 2012

Joe Biden is laughing at the possibility of Israel being engulfed in a nuclear fireball. Laugh it up, idiot.

— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) October 12, 2012

Joe Biden was clearly coached to laugh constantly while Ryan was speaking. It’s disconcerting and inappropriate. People are dying.

— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) October 12, 2012

Looking like Biden’s gameplan is to laugh his way through this.

— Neal Boortz (@Talkmaster) October 12, 2012

Good question —> “Has Joe Biden had some laughing gas in the past few hours?” – @elizabethtryan #vpdebate #fb

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) October 12, 2012

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