#jasf

[boycritter]

in your custom kawasakii..... with thestginetrs on the back........

[izvmimi]

i was attacked in my own home (with affection) by the opps (my bestie whom i love very much)

[dokoni-mo]

GUESS WHO WENT GROCERY SHOPPING 🛍 🍎

Let me set the table so Y’ALL CAN EAT

Idea 1

William is at the diner A LOT yeah? So say bunny’s last class happens to get canceled. It’s the middle of the week, and they still has a couple days before the weekend. But they miss him! So what else is there to do besides pay the “famous” diner a visit.

It was a surprising slow day, and maybe you even meet henry, who calls willy over. Then henry the unintentional matchmaker has to leave to do something idk, and leaves you and Willy alone together because the next shift worker hadn’t arrived yet. So peepaw shows you the back, and his office. And he just looks so good today, and he smells just so intoxicating, and you just need him! he takes his little bunny, places them on his desk, and has his way with them. How could he resist when you ask him so sweetly?

Idea 2

Maybe this is just me, but I could absolutely see bunny working at like a retro 50s inspired diner thing, where all the waitstaff wear skates, and they have those adorable uniforms. Imagine if Willy found this out, either by eating there or you mentioning it, and he sees his bunny wearing that uniform and it looks DELECTABLE on them. And now he NEEDS a taste.

Just him fucking his precious, stunning little rabbit who had no business looking as cute as they did in their uniform

💜💜💜

If you don’t know what the heckity heck i’m referring to, here’s a picture:

CHERRRYYYYYYY FAJAFK;AS;FKJ ARE YOU PEEKING IN MY DRAFTS TOO?? /J

i dont wanna give away too much because your first idea is something somewhat similar to something that happens in part 6 of the peepaw chronicles,, but let me sit down and put my bib in for your other idea

honestly i think seeing his bunny in like ANY type of uniform would get Will going. He normally only ever sees you in your pajamas when you come over or nothing at all so seeing his bunny in something more dolled-up is a pleasant surprise. I can also see a scenario in which he totally finds out about your little job totally by accident

like because he shares the CEO position with Henry in their businesses, they often get ppl that invite them out to lunch to try and butter them up and sell them something or get them to sell part of the franchise. One day during the middle of the week where will doesn't get to see you normally, missing his lil rabbit like always, he and Henry get invited out to some cheap diner at the other end of town themed like the 50s

Will isnt very impressed by this and neither is Henry, but they decide to go anyway because the other ppl might have smth interesting to offer them. The diner was kinda slow anyway, so why not?

but oh my GOD?? imagine Will's surprise when he sits down with the group of men, and none other than his sweet little bunny comes out in such an adorable little outfit to take everyone's order. William has to try and remain professional, and act like he's never met you before, but damn it's hard. It gets really hot in that diner really quickly, and very uncomfortable to sit down. He can see you trying to save-face too, acting like you don't know him and aren't embarrassed to have your job ousted like this. But it only adds to Will's excitement.

Why would you hide something like this from him, bunny? There's nothing to be embarrassed of.

He can only hope you get the hint when he gives you a look before excusing himself to the bathroom.

[pctaldrunk]

psssst

hit the heart for a starter from one of my m.dzs ocs <3 

that’s su xueqing (su sect junior, sweet timid fluffy good bunny student), zhen yuhan (y.unmeng’s certified accountant and bossy big sister friend), nie shaoxi (unconventional mama bear saber auntie (tm)) or wen yuanzhou (...recently retired psychoanalyst/poisons expert looking for trouble after a quarterlife crisis).

 specify if you want specifics, don’t if you want me to pick / are ok with getting whoever ; )

[sideways-hedghog]

i cant tell if i'm Like This in part because i listened to all of muffins several times at the age of 13 or if i listend to muffins because i'm Like This

either way, i think that fact says a lot about me

[tomandgeriatric]

pointless meeting ACK

[tanadrin]

Sha’re’s funeral litany

So I was curious about a scene in “Forever in a Day,” when Daniel Jackson is speaking a funeral litany over the grave of Sha’re, because it’s an extended depiction of an alien language--which is surprisingly rare in Stargate SG-1, especially in the early seasons, and especially for a language that is not Goa’uld or Ancient. The former is totally invented, and the latter is just randomly-mangled Latin words, but the language of Abydos, where Sha’re is from and where she is being buried, is supposedly closely related to ancient Egyptian.

The litany is below; I have done my very best to transcribe the Abydonian portions using IPA.

I speak for Sha’re, who can no longer speak for herself.

/nəˈdiduweɪ ˈguɾaχ nəˈjirjuweɪ ˈmusoreɪja/

I have spoken no lies, nor acted with deceit.

/ˈjanaχ saˈpuwu ˈʃureɪ jɛˈseɪdeɪ ˈnuteɪ ˈjirjunav sɛˈʃɛɹunu/

I was once possessed by a demon who did these things against my will.

/ˈjuwa jɛˈseɪdeɪ ˈbrɐjiv maˈnuten nəˈneɪweɪ ˈjasfeɪ/

The demon is gone, and now I am without sin.

/diˈja piˈrateɪ aˈsaku ˈjeɪru/

Grant me a place in your blessed dwelling.

If my heart weighs more than a feather my soul still contains sin. If not, may my soul join the god.

By the trial of the Great Scales, thy heart is light. Thy soul has been found true. 

Two things immediately stand out in this scene: one, of course, is the trial of the feather, which is taken from the Book of the Dead. The other is a quote from the Solar Litany, also from the Book of the Dead:

Homage to you, O ye gods of the Dekans in Anu, and to you, O ye Hememet-spirits in Kher Aha, and to thee, O Unti, who art the most glorious of all the gods who are hidden in Anu, O grant thou unto me a path whereover I may pass in peace, for I am just and true; I have not spoken falsehood wittingly, nor have I done aught with deceit.

Budge transliterates the bolded portion thus: nuk āq ��n t'eṭ-ȧ ḳer em reχ-ȧ ȧn ȧri-ȧ sep sen. I don’t know how that would be transcribed by modern Egyptologists, because Budge uses <ȧ> where modern transcriptions sometimes use <j> and sometimes use <y>; ditto <χ> for Budge vs. modern <ḫ> and <ẖ>. All I can say is, it’s pretty clearly not the basis for any of the Abydonian phrases.

It’s not Ancient Egyptian, but it’s actually a pretty good approximation of the sounds of ancient Egyptian, at least in its Egyptological pronunciation. Accounting for Michael Shanks’/Daniel Jackson’s North American accent, where [r] is rendered [ɹ], and the closest approximations of [e] are going to be [eɪ] or [ɛ], depending on if the syllable is open or closed, I might transcribe the underlying theoretical Abydonian as

nediduwe guraχ nejirjuwe musoreja

janaχ sapuwu ʃure jesede nuter jirjunaf seʃerunu

juwa jesede brojif manuten nenewe jasfe

dija pirate asaku jeru

[aqours]

safl;jasf i need to watch takt op for @the-moth-of-all-time I PROMISE I'LL DO THAT ONE DAY AND THEN WE'LL WRITE IT

[pasta-is-magnificent]

At the same time

THIS IS EPIC

There is also so many things that just make me scream WHAT?!?

3 cute anime girls wearing special dance outfits sprouting thrusters and infinite mass and fuel from everywhere, intense destruction of landscape and property like they wouldn't or shouldn't get yelled at it for later by either bosses or the press, just deforesting entire swaths of land, once they're sliding they seem to stop trying to slow it down altogether, tHE FUCKING SHOULDER THROW OF THE ENTIRE SPACESHIP HOLY FUJSOLSFOKLJSAFPOEIHJ JASF; OKH

[justaspotfarm]

Dang tractor!! #horse #JASF #justaspot

[satoruhour]

S;LFAKSL;JASF TA! NANAMI WOULD WRECK ME SO HARDDD.

yes i did i hauled myself out of bed and managed to finish it before i camp out in the library for a couple hours cause i don't need to hear my dormmate getting railed while doing chemical theory 💀

❄️

HEHEHEHE alright its a sign to write it. YEAHHHH PROUD OF YOUUUU ICYYYYY 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 ok but thats wild ... how ... cant they fuck somewhere elese 😭😭😭

hello hello!

[comeupkid415]

Jasf croe

[diaryofaswimmom]

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[houseshoesandtallboys]

JASF x ACET

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

asdfasdfadsfjkasfkl;jkl;jasf I"m a fool and I didn't read the worm "clam"

Paleontologists who study dinosaurs 🤝 paleontologists who study marine life

Having to explain very simple things that shouldn’t be controversial

“Birds are dinosaurs” and “the megalodon is fucking extinct”

For real.

Also don’t say that too loud, the megalodon stans will find us

[hungry-hippies]

Those colors!