#jarlotta

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1.02 | "The Devil You Know" "They ain't gon' get hurt. They got you, flaws and all. But I do know you gotta tell them girls the truth. You gotta tell them about you and Mary. Y'all past. That's them girls Mama and I think you owe that to them. You gotta be honest. You need to tell them about Jahil, what he did to y'all, why you don't you like him. Ain't about Star. It's about you…bein' honest wit yourself. That's the only way you gon' get through all this."

[jilyesplz]

Carlotta Meloni would not get the Covid vaccine. That’s it. That’s the post.

[bisluthq]

but imagine being jack's gf right now and lena being weird about it... like i would be so creeped out by her. jack's venus is in pisces so that make sense

Carlotta seems nice tbh like I don’t know if she’s threatened by Lena lmao if I was her I’d be more worried about Ella. Like I’d sleep with one eye open and on that bitch for sure ya know?

Have some Cack/Jarlotta content girlies:

King and Kween honestly 😍

[mmandymmilkovich]

The Life and Times by Jewels5 

Lily Evans, James Potter and Carlotta Meloni

[earnshawww]

 "Don't you have some puppies to drown or something?"

- Lily Evans to James Potter

TLAT, Chapter 4

Jarlotta!Foreshadowing

[allrightsnaps]

Going thought the tlat tag while re-reading tlat is he'll because it makes me remember all the horrible stuff that's about to happen

[odestayouhavemyheart]

The little things are like—how he fidgets because he can’t sit still for more than a second, or how he sits in a desk like it’s a cushioned chair, or holds his wand weirdly—with his index finger over the top, even though that seems like it wouldn’t be enough support for a powerful spell. Or how—as anyone who has ever seen his notes can tell you—he spends ninety percent of the class time doodling in the margins. Or, y’know, that he hums a lot, but is probably completely tone deaf because he sounds awful. I mean, yes, he messes up his hair—but he does it so that he looks like he just stepped off a broomstick. And yeah, everyone knows about his smile and his laugh and all that rubbish, but the really funny thing is how he laughs at the most ridiculous, un-funny jokes. Lily Evans - Tlat Chapter 20 "You can't think—you mustn't believe that I didn't care about you. I did... I do. I've loved being with you—even the last week or so... it hasn't been grand, but I'd much rather have you than not. I like that you—you fidget all the time; you can't ever sit still. And that you—sit in your desk, like it's a big, cushioned chair... and that you doodle in the margins of your notes, and you hold your wand really strangely, and you can't sing, and... you laugh at things that aren't even funny." It was like winning. "I like everything about you, James—I'd never just... throw it away. Not on purpose." Carlotta Meloni - Tlat Chapter 34

The one thing I can never forgive Carlotta for

[theworlds-stage]

Reading TLAT... Scrolling past every Jarlotta moment...

I just hope that I won't miss Lily...

Im awfully ungratefulx3

[sirius-lupin-blog]

JAMES AND CARLOTTA JUST KISSED

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Hey talking to jarlotta haters out there ( me included and we all know its ending soon) looking on the positive side at least lily isn't with snape.

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1.01 || 1.02

[jilyesplz]

I’ve honestly been confused at what James saw in Carlotta(besides the fact she’s beautiful) Like he’s soooooo loyal and she is the most disloyal person ever. I feel like that’s a very big difference in morals

James: uh…great sex? Like…a lot of it?

Plus she’s funny and straightforward and no, she’s not the most disloyal person ever, but she could give a shit that random girls on the internet think she is, and that’s pretty hot.

And great sex.

Sirius: About that great sex, Prongs…

James: Wouldn’t you like to know, Padfoot.

[wonwoosleftclavicle]

all this HEARTBREAK and i see people complaining about jarlotta in the tlat tag like tHATT'S THE FIRST THING ON OUR LIST OF 'THINGS THAT ARE NOT OK' WITH THIS CHAPTER

prioritize my fellow tlatards prioritize 

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If somebody here ships Jarlotta: GET OUT

[nothingpersonal1234]

What's Jarlotta?

Only the worst puppy-killing ship in existence.

Well, in the fanfiction The Life and Times by Jewels5 (It's a Jily fanfic, in case you're not part of the fandom), James gets together with this absolute slag girl named Carlotta, and their ship name is Jarlotta.

It sucks. Really. It does.

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Jarlotta

Two innocent puppies were just killed :(