#jarg meme

[my-favourite-zhent]

[my-favourite-zhent]

OMG JARGS FACE AT THE END

Special thanks to @my-favourite-zhent and @captainsigge for the screenshots

More under the cut!

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Part 2

Part 3

[shogas]

Strawberry, Grape, Blueberry, Apricot! (for the fruit ask thing) 💌💕💖

strawberry: favorite desserts?probably cheesecake! it’s so good and there’re so many different kinds to choose from!!!

grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?i rly wanna visit california!! i wanna see what their beaches are like and i wanna go to an in-n-out!!! maybe even go to SDCC and Walker Stalker!!!

blueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween?aaa i dunno, jojo and i still haven’t decided ;;

apricot: what do you do when you're sad?i usually listen to sad music and cry, but i always feel a lot better afterwards!!

[vespertine-legacy]

Ops shenanigans tonight:

Undermanned Dread Fortress, during which we discovered during the Nefra fight that we somehow had three healers? And we had two tanks, even though I told the raid leader that SM DF only needs one tank and a dwt? 

So with only two actually dps, it took a little longer than necessary to get Nefra down, whoopsies. One of the healers swapped to dps, as did one of the tanks, since I was on Eleison and could taunt when needed. 

Draxus fight got a little bit squirrelly--a couple of us had been in either HM or NiM more recently and had forgotten SM mechanics, but we made it through fairly okay. 

Grob’thok also got a little messy, mostly because someone ran in too far before we pulled and started the magnet, so it wasn’t where the tank expected it to be (and the tank doesn’t usually tank DF, or tanks it with someone else leading the raid and telling them what to do). 

Corrupter Zero was super quick, dude melted and also pointed the wrong way for at least one of the chest lasers. 

Brontes (my beloved) went fine, with some minor confusion over what we could ignore in SM, and one rogue Finger due to being undermanned that wanted to kill us all (but we didn’t let it).

Then we did an undermanned KP, with no tank (tank didn’t want to tank anymore, and decided KP doesn’t need a tank) and one healer. So I got to skank tank it. We had three marauders in the group, so on the first mob, they accidentally pulled an additional mob, and we decided to make it a meme run. So I ran ahead and grabbed the mob at the next door and brought them back down to the group (hey, I was helping everyone fluff their numbers).

Everyone did fine on the rancor, aside from one death to Eating Too Many Ground Pounds. 

We got to Jarg and Sorno. Right as I asked how we were doing this, someone did a saber throw, so I put in ops chat, “I guess that’s how we’re doing it, lol.” I managed to get (and keep!) threat on both of them (woo DoT-spread), and we burned Sorno until he jumped, then wailed on Jarg, then killed Sorno, then killed Jarg.

I died at the Machinesmith somehow? Then died twice to trash on the way to the Foreman Crusher, whoops. Managed to hold the Foreman Crusher pretty well (aside from his aggro dumps, after which I was able to get him back into position), and managed my dcds decently. Nearly got killed by a Murder Droid en route to the Fabrication Droid.

Before pull on the Droid, I put in ops chat “I’m gonna die :3.” And then I did. Twice. He hits the tank pretty hard, and skank tanks go squish. But we recovered well. Made it up to Karagga without incident.

Couldn’t get Karagga to follow me? Had threat on him, but he wouldn’t move after he dropped the first fire puddle, so stood in it a little too long, and had Too Low HP Disease when he finally did start moving, and died. And had a very long cooldown on accepting the res, because I had died like 7 times. When I was able to accept the res, I immediately got the grav bomb, but didn’t see that it was on me, so didn’t cleanse it off myself but did get threat on Karagga because he was getting stuck in the corner and everyone was on fire. So I had threat, but couldn’t move, finally shrouded, but Karagga shat fire all over me right before I could get out of the way, but my valiant sacrifice was just enough for the group to finish him off.

[shogas]

❤️

jarge!!! another sweet and cool friend! ur art is always so cute and u have such pretty selfies!! u also have a rly god pastel aesthetic going on!!! ur an all around 10/10 friend too!!! very sweet and pretty!!!

[my-favourite-zhent]

This feels very in character. Brem stole Jarg's beard wax.

Haven't drawn in a while, so I thought I'd take a go at a lovely template from @riddscorner

Karad is sick of hearing about Bellar's knife-related solutions. And Jarg has suddenly forgotten why he and Brem were fighting.

[shogas]

♡

send me a ♡ and ill make a pokemon team based off your blog!

blissey

togekiss

wigglytuff

munna

spritzee

cleffa

[vespertine-legacy]

I forgot to post my ops shenanigans/Endgame Mistakes from last night!

I was on Kestrel, working on Ossus rep when I saw “tired of working for the stupid Hutts on Narsh? Come kill their friends in 16man KP hard mode!” fly by on endgame chat. 16man hm was all I needed for KP, so.... and at least I wasn’t on a healer, and there was no risk of ending up solo healing it, so what the hell, x dps for 16man KP hm.

Ops chat was just a big party while we waited to find enough people. Leader briefly moved me to the main tank spot while shifting names around and made me Worried, but he got it figured out. At least two people made a booze run while we were trying to fill the ops. Everyone shared why they were here: “for the hat,” “for the tech frags,” “to make friends :),” “for the memes.”

We got our group ready and rolled in. Rancor fight was a little rough because no one was killing the rancor’s snacks fast enough and our dps was in general a little slow. Rancor enraged, but we still somehow managed to kick his ass. Hat dropped, I won it, but I gave it to the ops leader because I’ve never actually wanted it anyway (he was offering a lot of credits, and I’m sure I could have made a lot of money for it, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯).

On the way to Jarg and Sorno, we pulled way too many mobs at once, a couple people left mid-fight because they had another raid to get to, and all our healers died, so we nearly wiped to trash. It was beautiful. We recruited to refill the group, and then had the smoothest pull against Jarg and Sorno I’ve ever seen, with them going down exactly together, and every carbonizer probe getting its dumb ass kicked instantly.

The Foreman Crusher went relatively smoothly. I don’t know the exact mechanics of the fight (like, is there a predetermined point when he aggrodumps and goes to someone random/the next highest person on the threat table?) I just know that at pretty regular intervals, he would turn off the tank and try to pound Kestrel into the ground. Luckily, the healers and tank were very good at their job and I only had to take 1-2 hits of what I think is a series of three hits, the third of which would probably have killed me, each time, and my health got back up real quick.

Droid boss was a bit of a Hot Mess Express. They did a practice run of the puzzle, ops leader said “I’m not super comfortable with where we are on this, but let’s give it a shot.” They fired once, and then...never again. Watching the chat, there was a lot of yelling about who needed to push what, meanwhile we could barely damage the droid at all. Eventually it enraged and started obliterating those of us on the floor. By the time they managed to fire again, the droid has walked upstairs to kill the people manning the puzzle. Round 2, they actually figured out a system of one person giving directions for the puzzle, and it went MUCH better, except that they didn’t warn us before they fired, so the first shot nearly killed all the melee, because that shit hurts in hm. I had to apologize to the healers, because I ate a lot more of that beam than I should have.

Karagga himself wasn’t too bad, just some unclear communication about placement. One wipe mostly because of way too much fire all over the arena, but attempt two was much cleaner.

And now I’m 100% on KP :D