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goalhofer · 13 days ago

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2024 1st MLB playoff games

October 1, 2024

Justyn-Henry Malloy (Detroit) at Houston

Kerry Carpenter (Detroit) at Houston

Riley Greene (Detroit) at Houston

Andy Ibáñez (Detroit) at Houston

Colt Keith (Detroit) at Houston

Zach McKinstry (Detroit) at Houston

Wenceel Pérez (Detroit) at Houston

Spencer Torkelson (Detroit) at Houston

Parker Meadows (Detroit) at Houston

Jake Rogers (Detroit) at Houston

Trey Sweeney (Detroit) at Houston

Tarik Skubal (Detroit) at Houston

Will Vest (Detroit) at Houston

Weston Holton (Detroit) at Houston

Jason Foley (Detroit) at Houston

Beau Brieske (Detroit) at Houston

Zach Dezenzo (Houston) vs. Detroit

Bryan King (Houston) vs. Detroit

Michael Massey (Kansas City) at Baltimore

Bobby Witt; Jr. (Kansas City) at Baltimore

Vinnie Pasquantino (Kansas City) at Baltimore

M.S. Melendez; Jr. (Kansas City) at Baltimore

Kyle Isbel (Kansas City) at Baltimore

Maikel García (Kansas City) at Baltimore

Cole Ragans (Kansas City) at Baltimore

Sam Long (Kansas City) at Baltimore

Kris Bubic (Kansas City) at Baltimore

Lucas Erceg (Kansas City) at Baltimore

Colton Cowser (Baltimore) vs. Kansas City

Keegan Akin (Baltimore) vs. Kansas City

Heston Kjerstad (Baltimore) vs. Kansas City

Mark Vientos (New York Mets) at Milwaukee

Luisangel Acuña (New York Mets) at Milwaukee

José Buttó (New York Mets) at Milwaukee

Jackson Chourio (Milwaukee) vs. New York Mets

Garrett Mitchell (Milwaukee) vs. New York Mets

Jake Bauers (Milwaukee) vs. New York Mets

Joey Ortiz (Milwaukee) vs. New York Mets

Nic Mears (Milwaukee) vs. New York Mets

Eli White (Atlanta) at San Diego

Jackson Merrill (San Diego) vs. Atlanta

October 2, 2024

Brenan Hanifee (Detroit) at Houston

Brant Hurter (Detroit) at Houston

Jackson Jobe (Detroit) at Houston

Sean Guenther (Detroit) at Houston

Ángel Zerpa (Kansas City) at Baltimore

John Schreiber (Kansas City) at Baltimore

Reed Garrett (New York Mets) at Milwaukee

Blake Perkins (Milwaukee) vs. New York Mets

Jared Koenig (Milwaukee) vs. New York Mets

Bryan Hoeing (San Diego) vs. Atlanta

Jeremiah Estrada (San Diego) vs. Atlanta

October 3, 2024

Tobias Myers (Milwaukee) vs. New York Mets

October 5, 2024

Ty Madden (Detroit) at Cleveland

Keider Montero (Detroit) at Cleveland

William Olson (Detroit) at Cleveland

David Fry (Cleveland) vs. Detroit

Kyle Manzardo (Cleveland) vs. Detroit

Lane Thomas (Cleveland) vs. Detroit

Jhonkensy Noel (Cleveland) vs. Detroit

Noah-Gibson Naylor (Cleveland) vs. Detroit

Brayan Rocchio (Cleveland) vs. Detroit

Tanner Bibee (Cleveland) vs. Detroit

Cade Smith (Cleveland) vs. Detroit

Tim Herrin (Cleveland) vs. Detroit

Hunter Gaddis (Cleveland) vs. Detroit

Senga Kōdai (New York Mets) at Philadelphia

Kody Clemens (Philadelphia) vs. New York Mets

Austin Wells (New York Yankees) vs. Kansas City

Anthony Volpe (New York Yankees) vs. Kansas City

Luke Weaver (New York Yankees) vs. Kansas City

Brandon Lockridge (San Diego) at Los Angeles Dodgers

Elías Díaz (San Diego) at Los Angeles Dodgers

Ōtani Shōhei (Los Angeles Dodgers) vs. San Diego

Yamamoto Yoshinobu (Los Angeles Dodgers) vs. San Diego

October 6, 2024

Tylor Megill (New York Mets) at Philadelphia

Alek Jacob (San Diego) at Los Angeles Dodgers

Frank Banda (Los Angeles Dodgers) vs. San Diego

Edgardo Henriquez (Los Angeles Dodgers) vs. San Diego

October 7, 2024

Ian Hamilton (New York Yankees) vs. Kansas City

October 8, 2024

Andy Pages (Los Angeles Dodgers) at San Diego

October 9, 2024

Ángel Martínez (Cleveland) at Detroit

Erik Sabrowski (Cleveland) at Detroit

Andrew Walters (Cleveland) at Detroit

Joey Cantillo (Cleveland) at Detroit

Jace Jung (Detroit) vs. Cleveland

Brady Singer (Kansas City) vs. New York Yankees

Landon Knack (Los Angeles Dodgers) at San Diego

Matsui Yūki (San Diego) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers

October 10, 2024

Robert Ellis (New York Yankees) at Kansas City

October 13, 2024

Danny Young (New York Mets) at Los Angeles Dodgers

Ben Casparius (Los Angeles Dodgers) vs. New York Mets

October 14, 2024

Daniel Schneemann (Cleveland) at New York Yankees

October 15, 2024

Edward Lively (Cleveland) at New York Yankees

October 18, 2024

Luis Gil (New York Yankees) at Cleveland

Mark Leiter; Jr. (New York Yankees) at Cleveland

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wausaupilot · 6 months ago

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Brewers hit 3 HRs off Sonny Gray to win 7-1 and send Cardinals to 5th straight loss

MILWAUKEE (AP) — Rhys Hoskins, Jake Bauers and Joey Ortiz each homered to cool Sonny Gray as the Milwaukee Brewers defeated the slumping St. Louis Cardinals 7-1 on Thursday night. It was the fifth straight loss for the Cardinals, who opened a four-game series with the NL Central-leading Brewers. William Contreras and Christian Yelich each went 3 of 4 for the Brewers. Jared Koenig (4-1) earned…

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#afternoon update #Milestones #Milwaukee Brewers

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lilnasxvevo · 3 years ago

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I laugh out loud every single time I remember the time that Ezra Koenig tweeted “Jared Kushner atone bitch” on Yom Kippur

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shtufflookup · 3 years ago

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purple jeans

the future planet store

misha

jared

fbi

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smock

painters smock

levi's retro

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fila retro

every country

every religion

badfinger

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guns n' roses

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patchwork pants

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green day

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microsoft

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the north face store

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666

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maaarine · 5 years ago

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MBTI & Musicians

See also: SP and SJ musicians

#mbti #mbtimus #mbtiindex

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au-universes · 5 years ago

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The Final Chapter

By Luci

July 9, 2015: The First Day of Comic Con

Exactly 4 months since Steve disappeared in the Real Life AU

Exactly 1 month since Steve had died

Steve felt wrong.

He remembered everything. Every portal, every almost-death, every moment with his soulmate, Jimmy. And now, here he was, in a car on his way to Comic Con with the seven people who had been there that day, all of them claiming to have no memory of Captain Kirk kidnapping Steve during dance class.

Steve had asked them all together and individually about that day. Kara said all she remembered was Steve prepping for a left turn then going right. Ashley said Steve left in the middle of class then stopped showing up. Paris said she forgot who he was until he appeared a few months ago in their basement, crying and claiming he had died.

To be honest, Steve wasn’t sure why they kept him around after that. Gacé said the same.

It had been a month since that incident. It also happened to be the day of the Rhythm Fusion’s dance show. When all the RFs - Ashley, Paris, Gacé, Kara, Matt, Kaia, and Colleen - had come back to the studio after the show, they found Steve sobbing in the basement. They were all dumbfounded, and Mozy had called the cops. In the end, Officers McCain and Malfoy chalked it up to Steve had been kidnapped and escaped and now he was home.

Steve went along with it, not knowing what else to do.

He had tried to explain what he had been through to the officers, but they told him he was in shock. Steve knew he was in shock, but he also knew what had happened to him.

He traveled through alternate universes with Jimmy Kirk, his one true love, because of a curse placed on them by the wizard Sarumon.

Now, Steve sat, numb as always, in the passenger’s seat of a van, reluctantly going to Comic Con with the RFs. Gacé was driving and Paris, dressed as Honey Lemon from Big Hero 6, was reading out loud from an article that was sweeping the internet.

“Love is in the air this July as a fourth surprise celebrity couple announces their engagement.

“It started on June 9th, when Daniel Radcliffe, best known for playing Harry Potter, and Supernatural’s Osric Chau announced their engagement.

“‘We had been dating for years in secret,’ said Radcliffe. ‘Something just felt right, and we wanted the world to know about our love.’

“They were the first of many. Next, Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins, also from Supernatural, announced they were together. Their costar, Jared Padalecki, got engaged to his long-time girlfriend Ezri Guide, shortly after that.

“‘I am so happy for Ezri and Jared,’ said Ackles on Twitter. ‘I can’t think of a better couple.’

“Most recently, Felicia Day, known for playing Charlie on Supernatural, and Liv Tyler, Arwen from the Lord of the Rings, announced their engagement.

“With all these happy couples making their way into the spotlight, we at Sixteen Magazine want to know: who’s next?”

“Wow,” said Kara, crammed in the back with Colleen, Kaia, and Matt. “I feel like this is out of a fanfiction!”

“But it’s all true!” said Paris. “It’s hard, almost impossible to believe, and yet…”

Steve stopped listening. He knew it was all true, but he was closer to the situation than everyone would believe. He was happy the friends he made in the AUs were happy, but nothing felt the same. He couldn’t even be sure they were the same people, but this was too close to be a coincidence.

The last place Steve wanted to go was Comic Con, where the actors who portrayed some of his closest friends would be. It would be too painful. Yet he knew the RFs would drag him to see the Supernatural cast, just like they dragged him out of his room to go to the event in the first place. This was 2015, afterall, and the RFs were still big fans of Supernatural.

Steve tried to tune out their excited chatter and pay attention to the radio. Stay With Me by Sam Smith was playing. Tears welled in Steve’s eyes. This was their song…

“This song sucks!” said Kara. “Pass me the aux.”

She plugged her iPhone 5 in, not needing an adaptor or anything, and played Basketball by Kurtis Blow. Steve took deep breaths, calming himself down. As Kurtis Blow sang, the convention center came into view. Gacé parked the car, and they all piled out. Everyone was dressed up for the occasion. Well, everyone but Steve, who had decided to wear his okayest pajama pants and a Homestuck t-shirt, which he figured would allow him to blend in. Matt was dressed as Dean Winchester and Gacé was Sam. Kara, Kaia, and Paris were characters from Big Hero 6. Colleen was dressed as the Zebra Goddess, who she claimed was from a really popular movie, yet no one knew what she was talking about. Ashley was supposed to be Anastasia Steele from 50 Shades of Grey, but to Steve she looked like she was just wearing regular clothes.

“Alright RFs, who’s ready to do this!” Ashley said.

The gang cheered and followed her to the doors of the convention center.

Steve stayed back for a moment, looking around at all the people streaming into the building.

“Feeling overwhelmed?” Paris asked.

Steve took a deep breath. “Yeah. This is the first big thing I’ve done since…” he didn’t finish. He didn’t have to.

“If it’s too much we’ll leave,” Paris said, looking like that’s not what she wanted to do at all.

“No, I’ll be okay. Let’s do this.”

The gang walked around for a while, seeing as many booths as possible and doing the things people do at Comic Con.

About an hour in, and Steve was feeling good. He bought himself a new Steven Universe shirt and a churro. The gang was rounding a corner when Steve saw him, and his heart stopped.

There, at the Sharknado 2 booth, was Billy Ray Cyrus.

Steve knew this wasn’t his Billy Ray. It couldn’t possibly be. But everything about the man was familiar. From the way he stood to the way he was laughing at something his costar, Kelly Osborn, said.

Steve didn’t know what came over him. He dropped his churro and ran right at Billy Ray. He could hear the RFs yelling after him, but he didn’t care. He had to know.

Suddenly, Steve was grabbed by two beefy security guards. He tried to get past them, but they were too beefy. So he did the only thing he could.

“Billy Ray! Billy Ray Cyrus!” he yelled in desperation. “Please, do you remember me?”

Billy Ray looked up, and right into Steve’s eyes. Steve would never forget the next words Billy Ray spoke.

“Sorry partner, I don’t believe we’ve met.”

Steve stopped fighting and the guards dragged him out of the room.

“This is embarrassing,” Matt muttered as the RFs followed the guards to where Steve was being held.

They were told that Steve was to sit in Comic Con jail for the rest of the evening and they could come pick him up when the convention closed. They were now on their way to get him.

“We never even got to go to the Star Trek booth,” Paris said sassily.

“That might have been too much for Steve,” Ashley said. They all vaguely knew what Steve had told the police when he returned, and they all avoided the subject of Star Trek as much as possible.

“At least we got that picture with Jared and Jensen!” said Gacé.

“Whatever, let’s just get Steve and go,” said Colleen. “I need me a fry pile.”

The gang nodded in agreement.

The convention hall was pretty clear, so they didn’t think they would have a problem getting Steve out safely.

No one said anything as Steve emerged from the room he was being kept in.

“Sorry guys,” Steve said, not meeting any of their eyes.

“It’s fine, let’s just get out of here,” said Kara.

As they walked through the convention center, no one said anything. Nearly every booth was empty. Except one.

The Star Trek booth.

“Oh no,” someone said, as Steve stared at him.

It wasn’t Jimmy, not his Jimmy. But Zebra Goddess, did it look like him.

There stood William Shatner, talking to Walter Koenig, who played Chekov. Several other cast members from the original series stood around, listening to something Walter was playing on his iPod.

“It’s not that bad!” said Willy Shatz, laughing.

“Oh yes it is!” said Nichelle Nichols, or as Steve had known her, Uhura.

Steve listened closer and realized they were listening to William Shatner’s cover of Bohemian Rhapsody.

“Come on,” said Paris, grabbing Steve’s arm and trying to stop him from gawking.

William Shatner seemed to notice the commotion. He looked up from his conversation and at Steve. There was something familiar in his eyes, something Steve recognized.

Could it be…?

William Shatner broke away from the crowd as the music swelled and made his way over to the RFs. Steve was frozen in shock.

“We have to get him out of here,” said Ashley, pushing Steve from the opposite side Paris was pulling.

Gacé was preparing to pick Steve up and carry him out of the convention center to avoid what would inevitably be a disaster.

Kara stepped in front of Steve. “S- sorry, Mr. Shatner, we were just leaving,” Kara said.

William Shatner pushed past her and walked up to Steve. Paris, Ashley, and Gacé backed off.

“Have we met?” said William Shatner. “You look very familiar.”

“I - I don’t believe so, no,” said Steve, looking down at his ratty shoes.

From across the room, Walter yelled. “Oh, what the hell?” He was fiddling with his iPod. Bohemian Rhapsody cut off and Cherry Pie started playing.

“Yes,” said William Shatner, smiling, ignoring his friend. “I know you.”

He took a step back and the music grew louder. A yellow light appeared from his chest and he was lifted into the air. He started spinning, the light growing stronger and rainbow sparkles emerging. He was going through a magical girl transformation!

He landed on the ground, kneeling, head down. When he looked up he was no longer William Shatner. He stood, and before Steve was Jimmy Kirk. His Jimmy Kirk. In full Star Trek uniform, looking as young as he had on the show.

“I’ve waited years for a love like you,” said Jimmy, smiling. “Did you really think I’d give up so easily?”

Steve and Jimmy embraced and kissed. The gang and the cast of the original series had no choice but to stare, confused.

“Jimmy,” said Steve breathlessly. “I knew you were real.”

“Let’s get out of here,” he took his communicator out of his pocket. “Scotty, beam us up.” He took Steve’s hand.

“Will, that’s just a prop,” said Walter.

Jimmy ignored him. One final portal appeared before Steve.

“I made this last universe just for us,” said Jimmy. “Ready to go, Cherry Pie?”

Steve looked into his lover’s eyes and smiled. “I’m ready.”

Together, they walked through the portal and into the rest of their lives.

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Star, October 15 issue

Cover Story: Meghan Markle changing the royal rules

Page 1: Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan divorce is off

Page 2: Pic of John Legend and Misty Copeland

Page 3: Pictures -- Robert Pattinson and Scarlett Lindsey at premiere of High Life in Spain, Janet Jackson, Lance Bass and Michael Turchin

Page 4: Justin Bieber destoyed by drugs

Page 5: Jessica Simpson’s cravings, Lindsay Lohan’s mom, Heidi Klum’s body rituals

Page 6: Jessica Alba’s political ambitions, Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio don’t get along, Star Spots the Stars -- Drake, Kourtney Kardashian, Nicky Hilton, Shakira, Olivia Culpo, Thandie Newton

Page 8: Star Shots -- Christie Brinkley with Alexa Ray Joel and Sailor Brinkley-Cook, Kristin Bell, Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry make their red-carpet debut as a couple

Page 10: Jerry O’Connell, Maria Menounos, Lizzo

Page 11: Ashley Iaconetti and Jared Haibon

Page 12: Kevin Hart and Tiffany Haddish, Today show hosts

Page 13: Lady Gaga, Padma Lakshmi and daughter Krishna, Gwen Stefani

Page 14: Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson

Page 15: Victoria Justice and Ashley Greene and Ashley Tisdale, Usher, Julianne Hough

Page 16: Simon Cowell and son Eric, Leighton Meester, Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez

Page 17: Cate Blanchett and son Ignatius, Alexander Ludwig

Page 18: Tiger Woods, Dorinda Medley and Tinsley Mortimer and Sonja Morgan, Bindi Irwin

Page 19: Joaquin Phoenix, Cardi B

Page 20: Justin Timberlake, Halle Berry, Gigi Hadid

Page 21: Ryan Gosling, Kanye West and son Saint

Page 22: Kate Hudson and Danny Fujikawa, Tom Hardy, Emma Roberts

Page 23: Ben Stiller and daughter Ella, Cynthia Nixon

Page 24: Jimmy Fallon and Elvis Duran, Eva Longoria

Page 25: Blake Lively and Anna Kendrick, Suki Waterhouse, Kendra Wilkinson

Page 26: Hot Sheet -- Rachel Brosnahan, Kelsea Ballerini, Kelly Killoren Bensimon

Page 28: Fashion -- Cate Blanchett, Blake Lively, Lili Reinhart, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Page 30: Star Couples -- Wilmer Valderrama and Demi Lovato

Page 31: Brad Falchuk jealous of how cozy Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey, Jr. are, Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber are the friendliest exes ever, Victoria and David Beckham

Page 32: Kate Beckinsale and Matt Rife, Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson, Love Bites: Aaron Carter and Lina Valentina, Shia LaBeouf and FKA Twigs, Rashida Jones and Ezra Koenig

Page 36: Angelina Jolie wasting away

Page 38: Shania Twain

Page 40: Curvy stars -- Kelly Clarkson, Ashley Graham, Khloe Kardashian, Christina Aguilera, Kate Upton, Busy Philipps, Tyra Banks

Page 42: Stars with their own brands of alcohol -- Diddy, Hanson, Matthew McConaughey, Bethenny Frankel, Dan Aykroyd, Ne-Yo, Justin Timberlake, Ryan Reynolds, Ludacris, George Clooney, Dave Matthews, Darius Rucker, Guy Fieri, Jim Nantz, Willie Nelson, Florida Georgia Line, Jay-Z, Metallica, Drake, Jon Bon Jovi

Page 46: Wicked Whispers -- Scott Disick, Carol Burnett and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Margot Robbie, Elle Macpherson, Patrick Dempsey, Gerard Butler, blind item

Page 48: Double Takes -- Rachel Bilson vs. Jules Sebastian in Self-Portrait, AJ Michalka vs. Christine Evangelista in Staud

Page 51: Style -- Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Page 52: Giuliana Rancic

Page 55: Jamie Chung

Page 56: Autumn Calabrese

Page 58: Tom Hardy in Venom

Page 70: Burning Questions -- Bjork, Holly Madison, Thomas Ravenel, Mindy Kaling and B.J. Novak

Page 72: Cher

#Robert Pattinson #Rob Pattinson #RPattz #Orlando Bloom #robert downey jr #Star magazine

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1.17 Hat Trick

EMMA IS KIDNAPPED BY A MAN WHO’S SANITY TEETERS ON THE EDGE OF MADNESS, AND THE EVIL QUEEN PERSUADES A MAN OF MAGIC TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM THE QUEEN OF HEARTS, ON ABC’S “ONCE UPON A TIME”

The Who’s Roger Daltrey Guest Stars as the Voice of a Talking Caterpillar

“Hat Trick” - While searching for a missing Mary Margaret, Emma is kidnapped by a man whose affinity for hats has him teetering on the edge of madness. Meanwhile, viewers will be transported outside of the fairytale land that was for the first time when the Evil Queen persuades a skillful man of magic to come work for her one last time and travel to Wonderland in order to help steal something from the Queen of Hearts, on “Once Upon a Time,” SUNDAY, MARCH 25 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.

“Once Upon a Time” stars Ginnifer Goodwin as Snow White/Mary Margaret, Jennifer Morrison as Emma Swan, Robert Carlyle as Rumplestiltskin/Mr. Gold, Lana Parrilla as Evil Queen/Regina, Josh Dallas as Prince Charming/David, Eion Bailey as August, Jared Gilmore as Henry Mills and Raphael Sbarge as Jiminy Cricket/Archie Hopper.

Guest starring are Tony Perez as Valet, Giancarlo Esposito as Sidney/Magic Mirror, Jennifer Koenig as Queen of Hearts, Sebastian Stan as Jefferson, Ali Skovbye as Paige/Grace, Donald Adams as vendor, Roger Daltrey as Caterpillar (VO), Paul McGillion as Knave of Hearts, Laura Wilson as Mrs. Grace and Scott E. Miller as Mr. Grace.

“Hat Trick” was written by Vladimir Cvetko & David H. Goodman and directed by Ralph Hemecker.

#1.17 hat trick #press release

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Jared Koenig takes 47. Last worn by Clayton Andrews in 2023.

#Milwaukee Brewers #jared koenig

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goalhofer · 5 months ago

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#Sports #Baseball #MLB #Milwaukee Brewers

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it’s your favorite bitches, @pixilated and @laprincessa here and ready to rock your world. we don’t care if you read it or not, the rest of the world already has.

The Red Carpet Review with @pixilated

While some went unnoticed (I can’t tell if those were intentional or not), there were definitely some looks. With every celeb on the red carpet dying to make an impression, some unfortunately are destined to miss the mark-- the Carrington’s Gala was no exception. Now, I present to you last weekend’s best and worst dressed.

WORST: Sarah Park

No one would disagree with us when we say that Sarah looked like absolute literal trash, and sweetie, she can’t even challenge us on this one. We get it, you love the environment. Showing up to the red carpet in a dress made of trash was a power move, Ms. Park. There’s something fishy about this whole demonstration, but I’ll let @laprincessa tell you all about that. This dress didn’t even last the whole night, so structurally it was not sound. We applaud you for having the balls for wearing this as your red carpet look, I don’t think anyone else could have pulled it off.

BEST: Tyler Henry

Not a big surprise here, with all the money this girl has we expected nothing less. We’re almost positive that this dress costs less than the rock on her finger anyways. Henry also wore a stunning shade of green with her tiff toward Ms. Duffy and quite possibly a slightly different shade of green later that night due to her consumption of champagne-- eight or nine glasses would definitely make me sick. Thankfully for Ms. Henry, pink and green are complementary colors, so there’s no need to call the fashion police on this one.

WORST: Drew Koenig

*Yawn* Guess we should have seen this one coming considering the Koenig’s past with their money loss, maybe they are just trying to be more fiscally responsible, who knows. However, we know some better ways to be fiscally responsible-- especially for an underwear model. Showing up in #hiscalvins would have been a look, but instead we’re left with this lackluster appearance.

BEST: Willa Duffy

Time and again, Willa Duffy does not fail to impress-- it’s no wonder she’s continuously at the top of everyone’s radar. She dazzled everyone at the gala with this blue and gold number, Ms. Duffy you truly looked like a princess. Flora and Merryweather probably fought less than @laprincessa and I did on who was best dressed -- pink or blue! We just couldn’t settle on Ms. Duffy or Ms. Henry for the title, we’ll let them settle that in their own time, we just wanted to add a little more fuel to the fire between those two.

WORST: Charlie Carrington

Oh Carrington, it seems like a cop out to just get a handkerchief to match your girl. Maybe Ms. Henry was too indecisive about her look that you settled for something simple. Your name wasn’t even on the invitation, little Charlie, and your suit didn’t make you standout either.

@laprincessa: Que decepción, I honestly expected more of you Carrington, especialmente cuando your fiance is a fashion icon, tsk tsk communication is key darlings! Let me take this time to express my utter disappointment with men in high society always showing up in the same old somber tones, in the same old boring suits. The fashion world is always moving forward and you have the money to really show up and represent. Explore with colors, patterns and textures! Floral is not just for the ladies, gentlemen-- the more vibrant the color the more impressive you stand out. Stop boring me to tears with the same old suit and tie.

BEST: Jared Caldwell

That brings me to the best dressed guy, which goes to New Money Caldwell. Let me just fangirl about this this man for a second, can you tell that I just absolutely love him. Sure no one really knows who he is and he’s just a nerdy guy who made the hottest app, but if he ghosted me I would be heartbroken. I can see why Martha was all over this man, look at that t e x t u r e. Boys, you need to take a few notes in your book from him. THIS is how you rock a gala look.

WORST: Victoria Sparks

There’s nothing awful about this look, in fact the only one who really swung and missed was Ms. Park, but there’s nothing that really stands out either. I think we were all on the edge of our seats to see if your date would be your mother. I wonder if you’re feeling well, with your dreamy, far-off look and your nose stuck in a book-- what a puzzle to the rest of us is well, Ms. Sparks. I should have expected this from New York’s Sweetheart who has been flying under the radar, but we’re dying to know why your personality is still missing when you are back in the big apple with mommy dearest.

BEST: Juniper Winslow

Such a classic look from Ms. Winslow, it brings me back to the Juni: Princess of the Galaxy days! You really were a star. Thank goodness you didn’t have a fashion disaster tonight, but it’s such a shame your ex-mans was at the gala too. You really seemed on edge, Juni. The class the dress brought definitely compensated for the mess that followed.

BEST: Sarah Park

Hats off to you Ms. Park for not only receiving worst dressed, but also receiving the best dressed. While it wasn’t your red carpet look, you definitely turned some heads with this one too. Your transition from the trash in our ocean to your sandy sparkly look was not only touching, but inspiring. Congrats from your two faves-- oh and tell your bestie that #TimesUp on the fashion trend she tried to bring to the gala.

No Me Digas! con @laprincessa

Now you all know we love our fashion opinions, but what we thirst is more than what our fellow socialites were wearing. We thirst for the knowledge of what they are doing and subsequently hiding. Good thing is... we know all, we see all and my, my, my! What juicy content do we have to share.

While so many of you flew under the radar, stuck to the walls or hidden in the corners, some of you truly saved this gala from being a total snoozefest. I for one, was ready to post some secrets just to have a reaction from all those in attendance, but early on it was easy to spot that things were bound to get interesting.

Let me start with the ever so fabulous Tyler Henry. Mija, you were a total mess. The woman who has everything-- the wealth, good genes, the rock on her finger with the handsome man at her side-- started guzzling down champagne like it was water. What could possibly warrant Ms. Henry to act impulsively on the night of her soon-to-be family’s gala? My sources say that daddy dearest broke a promise and the Henry’s wholesome family unit was minus one. The night just kept getting better as Ms. Henry decided to up the ante and get into not one but two major confrontations.

The First: #theAutocrat vs #theVisionary

While we agree that Ms. Sarah Park was a total eyesore in that, for lack of a better term-- trashy dress, was it really necessary to ruin it? Now before all you Tyler-stans get all defensive here are the facts. The two ladies were spotted having a quarrel, it wouldn’t surprise me if the camera crew got all the juicy details of what was said. All I know is that the back-and-forth reached the point where Ms. Henry was seen pulling in the Carrington’s guest speaker real close, and not for the steamy reasons we’re all hoping for, and as Ms. Park pulled away... oops! Her dress was falling apart and Tyler was left with plastic in her hands. Seems pretty incriminating to me. In the end I feel like I should thank Tyler, Sarah was forced to change and I ended up getting a delectable view of her banging body.

@pixilated: Hey! #TeamTyler over here and I wouldn’t say that miss-horny-for-change can get away without pointing a few fingers at her. No one would believe it, but rumor has it Ms. Park could have had a few tricks up her sleeve and wanted Ms. Henry to rip her dress all along. Hell, I’d want that dis-gus-ting thing off of me too. Tyler did warn her never to call her by that godforsaken nickname. Seems like she was set-up to have the perfect alibi, but that’s just my cup of tea.

Since @pixilated has already revealed herself to be in #TeamTyler I guess I can go ahead and reveal that while I’m not on any teams yet, I do have a soft spot for Sarah Park. She had the guts to embarrass herself in front of all the who’s who of New York because her love of activism ran stronger than the need to look good. She’s constantly using her privilege for the greater good and I can’t help but admire that. Not even a wardrobe malfunction could slow her down. Ms. Park was right on time to perform her speech and the outpouring of support confirmed what we all know, this girl is on fire. Was it just me or did any of you notice how her speech even used her dress falling apart to her advantage? Ms. Park is one smart cookie, good thing she seems like she wants to help the world and not ruin it. And as Selena Gomez always said, “everything is not what it seems.” *queue theme song here*

The Second: #theAutocrat vs #theModel

You’d think I would be so over the drama between these two, but I can’t help it! They are my guilty pleasure and they always indulge me. I wonder whatever compelled Tyler Henry to approach Willa Duffy in the first place? Was Willa enchanting too many guests? Was she taking too much of the spotlight? Or was it because Willa was looking a little too cute laughing up a storm with Charles Carrington himself? Whatever the reason was, Ms. Henry was seven drinks too many in and confronting Willa Duffy in front of the whole gala!! Scandalous! I know I felt a shiver of excitement when I saw that showdown happening. These queens of New York were both so formidable with their consistent, calculated clapbacks, but it was apparent that the Queen Bee, Ms. Henry, stung Ms. Duffy one too many times. It's amazing to imagine how they could rule the whole city if they only joined forces once again. I know, I know, never gonna happen! It's the dreamer in me I can’t help it. Anyways, much like Tyler’s first confrontation, Willa left the scene first and while in many instances that would be a win. Is it really a win to act like a drunken fool in front of all your fiance’s family and esteemed guests? So who’s the real winner here? We are of course! We would like to thank Charlie for quite literally making the whole Tyler drama sweeter by removing her from the premise to grab a scoop to forget her stand-up dad.

So much time spent on Ms. Henry it’s safe to say she’s our Scandal of the Week. But there are so many who also caught our interest never fear!

Ms. Duffy where is your shadow? Consider us shocked at not seeing the Duffy twins attached at the hip. We know he was there or did he bail out before the party even got started? Perhaps it’s a good thing, we can’t imagine you would have charmed as many guests with your demon of a brother at your side.

Drew Koenig, your foolish, misogynistic attempts to win over Bella De La Rosa Lopez did not go unnoticed. You might like your women like you like your drinks, “sweet and a little spicy,” but I’ve heard Bella likes her men how most people like their wine. Luck for us, Ms. De La Rosa ended her night dancing with Ms. Duffy and not with the likes of you.

@pixilated: Some advice for Charlie Carrington, if you want people to respect your relationship with Tyler Henry, you best not be seen chatting it up and getting comfortable with her sworn enemy. Maybe he’s just trying to keep their enemies close.

My girl here has a point, we’ve been told that the Duffy’s and the Carrington’s have been friends for years but there is such a thing as loyalty to your loved one no? On the other hand there is something so cute seeing two friends laughing up a storm. The real truth here is that I’m a messy bitch and I live for this drama.

@pixilated: And one final word to the wise-- the Marthas of the world better throw caution to the wind and watch their back, I’m tryna steal your mans <3

I don’t know pixie, Jared seems pretty enamored with the one, the only, Willa Duffy, are the Marthas of the world the real threat here?

@pixilated: I don’t care who you are, if you have heart eyes for Jared Caldwell, I suggest wearing shades so I can’t pick you out of a crowd.

This concludes our honest review. If you didn’t see yourself mentioned don’t get comfortable, either you didn’t do anything worthy of a mention which *yawn* or we’re biding our time to comment on all the messy things you do. Both options make me want to spill all your deep dark secrets but my partner says waiting is key to ultimate satisfaction.

Until next time,

xoxo

#carrington gala.#an honest review.#review.#sarah.#tyler.#drew.#willa.#charlie.#jared.#victoria.#juniper.#bella.#i spent more time on this than i have for any of my assignments all semester tbh #AND WE WORKED SO HARD #WE HOPE YOU LIKE IT

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Nothing will ever be funnier than the time Ezra Koenig tweeted “repent bitch” at Jared Kushner during Rosh Hashanah

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taylortruther · 4 years ago

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I'm a different anon and idg what that tweet had to dow it the ask, i think i didn't get it because my English isn't very good so i had to search what atone meant and I'm even more confused rn

sorry, i went off topic a little. ezra koenig is the lead singer of vampire weekend; he’s also jewish. and he tweeted that, telling jared to atone for working for trump lol

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MBTI Typing Index: Names I-L

Name starts with: A B, C D, E F, G H, I J K L, M N O P, Q R S T, U V W X Y Z.

Pablo IGLESIAS (INFJ)

Mimi IKONN (ESFJ)

Samantha IRBY (ENFP)

Oscar ISAAC (ENTJ)

Jason ISAACS (ENFP)

Charles ISBELL (ENTJ)

Christopher ISHERWOOD (INFP)

Kazuo ISHIGURO (INFJ)

Jony IVE (INFJ)

Eddie IZZARD (ENTP)

Michael JACKSON (ISFP)

Phil JACKSON (INFJ)

Samuel L. JACKSON (ESTP)

Gillian JACOBS (ENFP)

Abbi JACOBSON (ENFP)

William JAMES (INTJ)

Jameela JAMIL (ENFJ)

Jim JARMUSH (INTP)

Jay-Z / Shawn CARTER (ISTP)

Thomas JEFFERSON (INTJ)

Jenifer / Jenifer BERTOLI (ESFP)

Barry JENKINS (ENFJ)

Patty JENKINS (ENTJ)

Kris JENNER (ESFJ)

JEON Jung-kook (ISFP)

Joan JETT (ISTP)

Steve JOBS (ENTP)

Avan JOGIA (ENFP)

Elton JOHN (ESFP)

Boris JOHNSON (ESTP)

Dakota JOHNSON (ISFP)

Jack JOHNSON (ISFP)

Angelina JOLIE (INFP)

Nick JONAS (ISFJ)

Alex JONES (ESTP)

Felicity JONES (INFP)

Sam JONES (ENFJ)

Tommy Lee JONES (ISTJ)

Spike JONZE (INFP)

Janis JOPLIN (ESFP)

Michael JORDAN (ESTP)

Camélia JORDANA (ENFP)

Peter JOSEPH (INTJ)

Tyler JOSEPH (INFP)

Miranda JULY (INFP)

Carl G. JUNG (INFJ)

Elena KAGAN (ENTJ)

Michio KAKU (ENTP)

Daniel KALUUYA (ESTP)

Immanuel KANT (INTP)

Khloé KARDASHIAN (ESFP)

Kim KARDASHIAN (ISFJ)

Kourtney KARDASHIAN (ISTP)

Katalin KARIKO (INTP)

Garry KASPAROV (ENTJ)

Charlie KAUFMAN (INFP)

Bill KAULITZ (ESFP)

Tom KAULITZ (ESTP)

Rupi KAUR (ESFJ)

Zoe KAZAN (ENFP)

Diane KEATON (ENFP)

Jonathon KEATS (INTP)

Minka KELLY (ESFJ)

Megyn KELLY (ESTJ)

R.(obert) KELLY (ESTP)

Ed KEMPER (INTP)

Ellie KEMPER (ENFP)

Chris KENDALL (ENFP)

Anna KENDRICK (ENTP)

Sarah KENDZIOR (INTJ)

Jacqueline KENNEDY (ISFJ)

William KENTRIDGE (INFJ)

Miranda KERR (ESFJ)

Steve KERR (ENFJ)

Kesha / Kesha SEBERT (ESFP)

Alicia KEYS (ISFP)

Deeyah KHAN (INFJ)

Nicole KIDMAN (ISFJ)

Søren KIERKEGAARD (INFP)

Jewel KILCHER (INFJ)

KIM Seok-jin (ESFP)

Gayle KING (ENFJ)

Stephen KING (ENTP)

Ben KINGSLEY (ENFJ)

Henry KISSINGER (ISTJ)

Felix KJELLBERG (ENTP)

Étienne KLEIN (INTJ)

Ethan KLEIN (ESTP)

Hila KLEIN (ISFP)

Naomi KLEIN (ENFJ)

Karlie KLOSS (ESFJ)

Liza KOSHY (ENFP)

T. R. KNIGHT (INFP)

Keira KNIGHTLEY (ENFJ)

Beyoncé KNOWLES (ISFJ)

Solange KNOWLES (ISFP)

Amanda KNOX (INFP)

Johnny KNOXVILLE (ESTP)

Ezra KOENIG (ENTP)

Vincent KOMPANY (ISFP)

Marie KONNIKOVA (INTP)

John KRASINSKI (ENTP)

Lawrence K. KRAUSS (ENTP)

Nicole KRAUSS (INFJ)

Lenny KRAVITZ (ISFP)

Vicky KRIEPS (ISFP)

Stanley KUBRICK (INTJ)

Lisa KUDROW (ENFP)

Mila KUNIS (ESTP)

Ashton KUTCHER (ENTP)

Shia LEBEOUF (ESTP)

Lady Gaga / Stefani GERMANOTTA (ISFP)

Christine LAGARDE (ENTJ)

Karl LAGERFELD (ENTJ)

Jhumpa LAHIRI (INFJ)

Katrina LAKE (ENFJ)

George LAKOFF (INFJ)

Kendrick LAMAR (ISFP)

Anne LAMOTT (ENFP)

Nathan LANE (ENFP)

Yorgos LANTHIMOS (INTP)

Pablo LARRAIN (INFJ)

Brie LARSON (ENFJ)

Hugh LAURIE (ENTP)

Avril LAVIGNE (ESFP)

Jude LAW (ENFJ)

Jennifer LAWRENCE (ENFP)

Alex LAWTHER (INFP)

Maxime LE FORESTIER (INFJ)

Marine LE PEN (ESTP)

Matt LEBLANC (ESTP)

Fran LEBOWITZ (ENTP)

Heath LEDGER (ISFP)

Bruce LEE (ENTJ)

Caspar LEE (ESTP)

Stan LEE (ENTP)

Stewart LEE (INTP)

Vladimir Ilyitch LENIN (INTJ)

Adrianne LENKER (INFP)

John LENNON (ENTP)

Brad LEONE (ESFP)

Rudy LEONET (ENTP)

Téa LEONI (ENTP)

Julien LEPERS (ESFJ)

Jared LETO (ENFP)

Mica LEVI (ISTP)

Janna LEVIN (ENTP)

Sam LEVINSON (INFP)

Ariel LEVY (ENTP)

Clive S. LEWIS (INFJ)

Juliette LEWIS (ESFP)

Lori LIGHTFOOT (ISTJ)

Alan LIGHTMAN (INTP)

PJ LIGUORI (ENTP)

Lil’ Kim / Kimberly JONES (ESFP)

Damon LINDELOF (ENTP)

Tamara LINDEMAN (INFP)

Richard LINKLATER (ISFP)

Dua LIPA (ESFP)

Blake LIVELY (ESFJ)

Lizzo / Melissa JEFFERSON (ESFP)

Lindsay LOHAN (ESFP)

Kenneth LONNERGAN (INFJ)

Eva LONGORIA (ESFJ)

Jennifer LOPEZ (ESFJ)

Marie LOPEZ (ISFJ)

Lorde / Ella YELICH-O'CONNOR (INFP)

Lori LOUGHLIN (ESFJ)

Julia LOUIS-DREYFUS (ENTP)

Demi LOVATO (ESFP)

Courtney LOVE (ESFP)

Zane LOWE (ENFJ)

David LOWERY (INFJ)

George LUCAS (INFJ)

Fabrice LUCHINI (ENFP)

Palmer LUCKEY (ENTP)

Baz LUHRMANN (ENFP)

Romelu LUKAKU (ISTP)

Diego LUNA (ISFP)

Brigette LUNDY-PAINE (INFP)

Patti LUPONE (ENFP)

Lykke Li / Lil Lykke ZACHRISSON (INFP)

David LYNCH (INFP)

Evanna LYNCH (INFP)

Jane LYNCH (ENTP)

Natasha LYONNE (ESFP)

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Palestina – “Dogovor stoljeća” ili Sramota stoljeća?

Neka Izrael živi – ali treba snažno zahtijevati od Izraela, pa ako je potrebno i Plavim šljemovima UN-a to provesti, da i Palestinci žive; neka se Izrael povuče na granice prije 1967. i pusti palestinske izbjeglice da se vrate, prema prvobitnom sporazumu, a od Izraela treba tražiti da poštuje ljudska prava i da se ponaša onako kako bi Izrael želio da se drugi ljudi i nacije ponašaju prema Izraelu.

Peter Koenig

Palestinski predsjednik Mahmud Abbas srušio je “mirovni plan” predsjednika Trumpa ili, kako ga je Donald nazvao, “Dogovor stoljeća”, “Jeruzalem nije na prodaju”, rekao je Abbas upozoravajući da “dogovor urote neće proći. Palestinski narod će ga odbiti. ” On je dodao: „[Plan] pripadao smetljištu historije“. I potpuno je u pravu. To je potcjenjivanje. U stvari, s Palestincima se nikada nije ni konsultiralo. Predsjednik Abbas odbacio je Plan kao “novu Balfourovu deklaraciju”. Turski predsjednik je Erdogan, kako je prenijela Agencija Anadolu, (o planu) rekao: “Ovo je plan koji zanemaruje prava Palestinaca i legitimira okupaciju Izraela”.

Predloženi sporazum, rješenje o „dvije države“, u osnovi pod izraelskom jurisdikcijom i vojnom i policijskom sigurnosnom kontrolom, odražavalo bi stvarno stanje na terenu, naime, palestinsku državu rastavljenu u nekoliko malih enklava povezanih cestama, a okruženu izraelskom teritorijom i naseljimaa. Ono što bi ostalo od Zapadne obale Palestine, tunelom bi bilo povezano s Gazom.

Veliki deal: Izrael bi prestao sa širenjem naselja na 4 godine. Međutim, Plan „šuti“ o onome što će se dogoditi nakon četiri godine. Možda ubrzana izgradnja novih naselja koja bi brzo nadoknadila propuštene četiri godine. Sve je moguće u ovom prevarantskom aranžmanu. Izrael bi, također, odmah pripojio plodnu Jordansku dolinu, čime bi odsjekao Palestinu od rijeke Jordan i poljoprivredne zemlje koja je, prema Sporazumu iz Osla, zajedničak teritorija.

„Plan“ – Dogovor stoljeća – ili, bolje rečeno, prevara stoljeća, rađen je više od dvije godne – od novembra 2017. Izrađivali su ga u Izraelu, Netanjahu, njegovi lokalni saveznici Likud i cionisti, i tri američka ortodoksna Židova, koji nemaju niti pojma, a kamoli iskustva u diplomaciji i međunarodnim poslovima – plus, potpuno su lišeni bilo kakvog pojma etike. Oni su Jared Kushner, Trumpov zet i savjetnik, David Friedman, američki veleposlanik u Izraelu, i Jason Greenblatt, specijalni pomoćnik predsjednika za “međunarodne pregovore”. Kakva farsa!

Dokaz njihove krajnje domišljatosti – ako vam je draže to zvati tako, a ne nezočnosti – jeste sam „mirovni plan“ – ili kako kaže Robert Fisk, „uverenje da bi Palestinci sanjali da prihvate tako poremećen, lakrdijaški skup političkih zahtjeva nema presedana u zapadnom svijetu. “ Ovaj plan je ustvari izgovor za kontinuirani sukob vođen od strane Izraela te aneksiju i posljednjeg kvadratnog metra palestinske Zapadne obale.

Takozvana “Vizija mira” predstavljena je na konferenciji za štampu u Bijeloj kući u utorak, 28. januara. Dvojica razbojničkih likova, navodni zločinci, Trump pod impičmentom, a Netanyahu optužen za korupciju, izgledali su samozadovoljno, gotovo ruku pod ruku, suočeni s gomilom predstavnika MSM medija i prijatelja koji ih čekaju i aplaudiraju. Palestinci nisu pozvani da saslušaju njihov Mirovni plan stoljeća, koji je navodno napravljen za njihovu dobrobit u budućnosti. Ionako ne bi ni došli. Mogu samo ponoviti – kakva jadna farsa, kakva sramota, kako ponižavajući potez prema drugoj državi i narodu, od strane onoga što se naziva predsjednikom Sjedinjenih Država. Jedva da postoje riječi kojima bi se opisala ta grozna izuzetna nacija i njezin predsjednik, koji je puka cionistički pudlica.

„Čudesni“ plan ima dva dijela, jedan s ekonomskim, a drugi s političkim fokusom. Palestinci su znali za njegov sadržaj, s obzirom da je Jared Kushner u junu 2019. u Bahreinu predstavio ekonomski plan, nazvan „Mir prosperitetu“. Govorio je o investicionom budžetu u iznosu od 50 milijardi američkih dolara u narednih deset godina, dijelom nadomještajući tekuća smanjenja sredstava USAID-a iz te buduće razvojne projekte za Gazu i Palestinu. Dakle, jedva da tu ima nekog novog novca.

U osnovi, u skladu s Planom, Palestinci bi prepoznali židovska naselja, a nada u pravo na Jeruzalem kao zajednički glavni grad je mrtva. Trump je Jeruzalem nazvao “nepodijeljenim glavnim gradom Izraela”. I, naravno, car odlučuje, slijedeći snažne i nepokolebljive upute svog optuženog Učitelja, izraelskog premijera, Netanyahua.

Također, u činu krajnje bahatosti, Trump je već premjestio američku ambasadu u Jeruzalem kako ne bi bilo nekog nesporazuma. Isto tako, Trump je 25. ožujka 2019. jednoglasno proglasio, kao da je to njegov posao, da se Golanska visoravan priznaje kao dio Izraela. Da bi izgledao još važnije, Trump je u tu svrhu potpisao bezvrijedan komad papira kojim je mahao ispred vojske Washington Pressa. Ustvari, Golanska visoravan je sastavni dio Sirije, nezakonito okupiran od Izraela već više od pedeset godina.

Prema sporazumu, muslimani koji žele posjetiti svoju historijsku džamiju al-Aksa moraju dobiti izraelsko odobrenje. UNWRA, Agencija Ujedinjenih naroda za pomoć palestinskim izbjeglicama na Bliskom Istoku bi nestala. Također bi se ukinuli i drugi UN-ovi sporazumi i aranžmani koji su posebno sklopljeni za podršku diskriminiranim Palestincima. Sve pod izgovorom da je Palestina sada autonomna država. Opet: kakva farsa! – A zapad, iako se možda smiješi cionističko-američkoj svireposti utkanoj u „mirovni sporazum“ – ne radi ništa, zilch, nula – samo gleda poput beskičmene pudlice.

U četvrtak, 30. januara 2020., Palestina je poništila Oslovski sporazum 1992. – 1995. (nekoliko njih je potpisano u tom periodu). Iako se Izrael nikada nije pridržavao ovog mirovnog sporazuma iz Osla, iapk je on bio značajan čin potpisa od obiju strana, Palestine i Izraela, uz rukovanje.

Ključne točke Sporazuma iz Osla uključivale su ciljeve privremene palestinske samouprave (ne Palestinske uprave, već Palestinskog zakonodavnog vijeća) i trajno rješenje neriješenih pitanja u roku od pet godina, na temelju rezolucija Vijeća sigurnosti 242 i 338. Iako sporazumi priznaju palestinska “legitimna i politička prava”, oni prešućuju njihovu sudbinu i nakon prijelaznog razdoblja. Sporazumi iz Osla ne definiraju prirodu palestinske samouprave nakon Osla i njene ovlasti i odgovornosti, niti određuju granice teritorije kojom bi ona na kraju upravljala.

Temeljno pitanje Oslonskog sporazuma bilo je povlačenje izraelske vojske s palestinskih teritorija. Plan je bio povlačenje u fazama i istovremeno prenošenje odgovornosti za održavanje sigurnosti na palestinske vlasti. Oslo II, član X.2 glasi:

„Daljnje premeštanje izraelskih vojnih snaga na određene vojne lokacije započet će nakon inauguracije Vijeća i postepeno će se provoditi razmjerno preuzimanju odgovornosti palestinske policije za javni red i unutarnju sigurnost…“

Evo što posebno kažu Rezolucije 242 i 338 UNSC-a, „Rezolucije 242 i 338 Vijeća sigurnosti UN-a donesene su (respektivno) nakon arapsko-izraelskih ratova 1967. i 1973. godine. Rezolucija 242 (potvrđena 338.) zamišljena je da osigura okvir za mirovne pregovore zasnovane na formuli „zemlja za mir“ i postala je temelj svih narednih pregovora i mirovnih dogovora u regiji.

Rezolucijama se poziva na povlačenje izraelskih snaga „sa teritorija nedavnog sukoba“, arapsko „prekida svih potraživanja“, i priznanje države Izrael i njegovog „prava da živi u miru unutar sigurnih i priznatih granica slobodnih od prijetnji ili akta sile. ” Rezolucija je također pozvala na “postizanje pravednog rješenja izbjegličkog problema”.

Dok je Palestina priznala pravo postojanja Izraela, nije se, naravno, dogodila nijedna akcija Izraela na vraćanju zemlje. Izraelsko – američki izgovor je sljedeći: od donošenja rezolucije, mnogi su tekst protumačili kao obvezujući izlazak Izraela na granice prije 1967. godine. Međutim, sastavljači Rezolucije 242 izjavili su da ne namjeravaju tražiti povratak na liniju iz 5. juna 1967. i namjerno su u konstrukciji „povlačenje s teritorija“ ispred riječi „teritorija“ izostavili određeni član (from territories umjesto from The territories). Izrael i Sjedinjene Države tumače rezolucije kao poziv na povlačenje iz područja Zapadne obale i pojasa Gaze u skladu sa njenim sigurnosnim potrebama i u kontekstu mirovnog sporazuma, ali ne sa svih teritorija. ”

Dvije ključne točke, možda i najvažnije, ostavljene su za „kasnije“. Neriješeno u „Oslu“ bilo je obostrano sporazumno rješenje Jeruzalema i podjela značajnih vodenih resursa Palestine. Oko 80% svih padavina koje padaju na Izrael i takozvanu Zapadnu obalu, pada ustvari na palestinski dio. Međutim, Izrael kontrolira te resurse, kako površinske, tako i podzemne vode i oslobađa samo minimalne dijelove onoga što bi pripadalo Palestini. Snabdjevenost Palestine dostatnim količinama vode značila bi unapređenje poljoprivredne proizvodnje i postizanje autonomije u proizvodnji hrane. Naravno, ovisnost je cilj Izraela, a uz to Izrael u ovom sušnom području želi za sebe vodu koja zakonski pripada Palestini. To je voda ukradena od Palestine.

Sada se s naknadnim iskustvom može reći ida su sporazumi iz Osla napravili više štete nego koristi, jer su ostavili mnoga ključna pitanja neriješenima, a druga prepustila sumnjivim tumačenjima. Krajnje je vrijeme da ih Palestina otkaže. Do sad nisu bili ništa drugo do prazna školjka. I ništa od dogovora iz Osla ne može se pregovarati, jer je svaki smisao tih dogovora odavno zasjenjen izraelskim aparthejdskim ugnjetavanjem. Izrael nikada neće popustiti, poput brata mu i mentora, kojim opet neobično zapovijedaju Cionisti – SAD. Kad im je u planu neki cilj, nastojat će ga postići makar po cijenu ratova i neselektivnog ubijanja – upravo onog što svijet i danas svjedoči i posmatra već najmanje 60 godina.

Na zahtjev Palestine, Arapska liga će 1. veljače 2020. održati izvanredni sastanak na ministarskoj razini na kojem će raspravljati o takozvanom mirovnom planu, predviđajući da će on biti obačen. I da će se gledati u budućnost bez njega. Dogovoriti se o putu prema naprijed pravi je izazov, sa (zapadnjačkim) globalno podržanim lažnim i lažiranim proizraelskim propagandama.

Moguće je da iza takvog prijedloga stane čitavo tijelo UN-a ili velika većina. Jednaka prava i jednake obveze jedini su put koji vodi ka mirnom rješenju s dvije države, da dvije nacije žive jedna uz drugu u skladu i miru. Učinimo ovo jednim globalnim ciljem, istovremeno odbacujući smiješni i nehumani plan Trumpa-Netanjahua-Kushnera.

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