#jarchie au

[stargazinglesbian]

this is gonna get like 3 votes but. lisa frankenstein jarchie au. archie is the creature.he and veronica are from the 1800s and jughead is from the 1980s (i am nothing if not faithful to source material). question is where do i put betty

pros and cons to each

we'll start with 1800s betty. potentially it could have a little arc where jughead helps archie do some sleuthing to find out what happened to veronica after archie died, and they could find out (via cheryl because yk family history) that veronica opened her own business and lived for years and years with her close best friend, cheryl's great great great whatever aunt betty, in a one bedroom flat and adopted two cats. i could give cheryl a line about "of course that means they were lesbians" and then jughead would have to explain to archie that his dead ex gf was bisexual + i could write a cute 1800s beronica romance prequel if i was so posessed

or

betty was jugheads childhood best friend, they're very close and there could be like minor crush territory. she could be cheryl's cousin and although the bughead would not be endgame i do like them quite a lot so there would probably be some of that. i just like betty tons and i wanna write her and cheryl and their dynamic because it's hilarious to plusssss it would be fun if she had more presence in the story. downside is that i'm unsure how i'd end up resolving her arc and doing her justice with so much else going on

no see results option because why do you gaf

god all this for a fanfiction i'm not gonna write ffs

[eastvillages]

something something read my fanfic

[xxxjarchiexxx]

milas fic updates on tumblr: dw it'll be up when it's good

mine: i think i might have to include jarchie dick scene cuz its gonna be a month til u get my unedited nonsense <3

[livvyofthelake]

also do not even bother looking for riverdale summer camp aus they’re all bughead i checked. sorry.

[fredheads]

✨ parentdale holiday fic recs ✨

🎄 make the yuletide gay (@ariesbilly) - a fred/fp happiest season au where fred is marginally less of a dick than the girlfriend was

❆ I Just Can't Face Myself Alone Again (@nadjaofstatenisland) - freds recovery from opioid addiction and the fic that bonded me and kim for life (*rubbing my gay little hands together*)

🪀 give all the toys to the little rich boys (@nadjaofstatenisland) - hiram and fp spend christmas of 199(2?) together. A MUST READ! ten stars out of five.

🎁 all our costliest treasures (by me) - 9 year old fp jones spends christmas at fred's house 🥺

❄️ (as long as you love me so) let it snow, let it snow, let it snow (@ariesbilly) - old man smut in the police station ft fred's teenage white night fantasies what more can i tell you!

😇 hal cooper and the worst christmas pageant ever (by me) - baby parentdale church christmas pageant antics

🌨 i think i'll skip this one this year (@nadjaofstatenisland) - sweet little adult parentdale anthology christmas story

⛪️ its not like christmas at all (@nadjaofstatenisland) - sad depressing haunting teenage halice and the baby they never talked about again

⭐️ happy golden days of yore (by me) - teenage fredsythe fluff to give you cavities

and the rest of my holiday fics (including my jarchie ones) here!

[bireggiemantle]

7 10 14 for the riverdale asks <3

:) ty for the ask

7. if you could pick, what ships would you make endgame?

as a jarchie longcon truther and a professional gay man I feel like it has to be jarchie. but id also enjoy having fangs/toni, veronica/reggie, kevin/clay, and betty/murdering someone finally be endgame.

10. which episode is your favorite?

oh. oh dear god. it's either the hills have eyes or citizen lodge, but i might be leaning a little closer to citizen lodge due to the immense depth it provides hiram's character with. I also have a lot of thoughts on a russian doll style timeloop au surrounding veronica and the plot of citizen lodge, as well as a lot of thoughts on reggie and his parallels to hiram.

14. which amv is your favorite?

since I've already said both the brand new city and runs in the family amvs Id have to go with the archie lighthouse amv. I can't listen to that song without thinking of archie anymore and the amv is such a good distillation of his character throughout the show.

[naivety]

sorry. in my head it has 4 installments at Least

[igarbagecannoteven]

megs!! hello!! good evening!! i want literally all of the things from your ask game so just imagine im copypasting all the emojis. tell me all the things!! love you so much missing you lots xoxo give the babygirl a kiss from me since she will never accept one from me anyway

bella!! hiya!! good evening!! (of the next evening but the sentiment still stands lol) love you so so much prilla and i miss you i will give her kisses for you 💙

🤘: so. you get the cursed song since you cannot cut ties from me now that we've signed a year-long lease :)) the song i've been looping all day is BOGOS BINTED by Ida Deerz ft Kaj Strife & 2a03fox which is. well. furry music (with a suicide ment tw for anyone who needs it) and i am not (that) ashamed to say it kinda slaps (you probs won't like it tho sdklfjsdlkjfsd) i mean the chorus is hella catchy! non-cursed song recs are Kid Fears by The Indigo Girls and The Wood Song also by The Indigo Girls (also Galileo which is also by them lol)

👀: okay this is a series of three fics but riverdale belongs to the gays by boos is a *very* good canon divergent (mostly bc it was written during like season 2 or something) exploration of both canon & non-canon events through the lens of the core four all being queer (with ace jughead!!) but if you'd like something (much) shorter there's The Real Suspension of Disbelief by punk_rock_yuppie which is jarchie with ace!jughead :))

🖇️: okay so this idea is actually inspired by a discussion topic from a philosophy class i took so it's a little weird and angsty BUT it's a sci-fi/dystopian au where people use teleportation devices like the ones in star trek and person a, who's used the teleportation device in the past, dies for unrelated reasons (maybe a hovercraft crash or a plague or something idk yet) and their significant other, person b, who's half-mad with grief, breaks into the records of the company who makes the teleportation devices and gets the data for the exact molecular make-up of person a and makes it materialize on one of the transport pads, "bringing them back to life". *however*this is a past version of person a since it's been a minute since they used teleportation (i haven't decided how long yet, at least a few months i think) and so they think they're going to, like, visit their mom or whatever but then they teleport into a scene where their bf's getting dragged away by security and it's x months/years later. cue the realization that a version of themselves actually died, blah blah blah, the question of do they have a soul comes up bc i'm me, etc etc, some other loved ones not accepting them as the "real" person a,,, it wouldn't really be a "they came back wrong" story but there would be elements of that bc regardless of how long it's been btwn the use of the teleportation device and their death, there will be memories that person b has that person a does not, and there's the classic identity crisis aspect and yeah. classic cheerful megs fic sdkljflkdsjklfjsdlkjf

😈: inspired by the job hunting process, my hashtag hot take of the day is that a job where you're handling people's financials and requires you to have a college degree should pay more than a cashier job at a upscale supermarket where a high school degree is preferred but not required 🙃

🧠: okay so uh. major spoilers for dungeons and daddies season 2 below the cut if anyone cares about that lol

so the latest episode of my favorite podcast (also the only one i listen to regularly but that's not relevant) they revealed that my favorite npc (grant wilson, son of a pc in s1 and dad of pc in s2) was transported to the titanic just b4 it hit the iceberg along with his fiance (it was either the night b4 their wedding or the day of) and that's where he found, rescued from death, and then adopted his son (lincoln, one of the player characters) and like. listen. this is The Podcast Of Wild Ass Rides(tm), after all it was only a couple arcs ago that the cast of family guy fought the fbi over who could attack the cast only for a giant flying dog to rescue the cast, brutally murdering family guy and the fbi in the process b4 flying the cast up to heaven's gates (longggg story lol), not to mention all the main characters getting married to survive the vacuum of space, HOWEVER. all of those buckwild things all had mostly reasonable explanations if you've listened to the whole show (the fbi trying to break into hell, goofs realm being a quasi-family guy reality with cursed standup, trying to rescue a half demon from the iss, that sort of thing) and the titanic is the first thing that seems to come completely out of left field. does this mean there's some great significance about the titanic that we just don't know yet??? is it supposed to tip us off to the fact that grant's husband knows more than it's seemed??? was it just to riff on the movie titanic??? who knows!!! anthony (the dm) what are you planning!!!

[philcollinsenjoyer]

tagged by @willoughbyblake hii tee happy vday doing this before going to sleep...

last song i listened to: the hand that feeds nine inch nails

three ships: oh god okay. well jarchie obviously what am i going to do not fucking say jarchie i'm saying jarchie. ripping out my tongue to say this but house/wilson WHATEVER they raised me none of you understand. last one i have decided to redacted for my emotional well being unfortunately it's deadly serious to me

currently reading: uhhhhh like at the same time the once and future king th white les luttes des classes en france au XXIe siècle emmanuel todd and the myth of sysiphus albert camus. and narnia i don't want to talk about it. and the mortal instruments n2 technically

last movie i watched: well it was 10 things i hate about you cause democracy means nothing to me. this blog is not a democracy it's a cheerocracy

craving: i want to eat a religieuse au café so bad by god

tagging: @brokenyouth @sunluvclub 🫶

[hugogetspowerbottomed]

hear me out ok so the

THE VARIGO JARCHIE AU

[stargazinglesbian]

lisa frankenstein jarchie au. is this anything.

[eastvillages]

fuck

the infamous ace_fanboy jarchie fanfiction writer stole the concept of my jarchie au. i dont know if it was intentional or not but i'm gonna cry because i know they'll get more recognition for it!

[theultimatewildcard]

JARCHIE WEEK 2022 | Day 5: AU ↳ Road Trip AU

[crazymisscarly]

“Writers in the Woods”

Now live on Ao3

This fic can be read as a standalone one-shot or as part of my Season 5 AU series.

A documentary on the Trash Bag Killer has just been released. Despite Jughead’s best efforts, now that the documentary is live, he can no longer use his online popularity to completely distract the public from his wife’s involvement in TBK’s downfall.

Betty is closing in on herself as the media forces her to relive her trauma. The nightmares are coming back, she’s jumping when their kids move too quickly, and last week Jughead found her hiding in the bathroom when the neighbours started chainsawing an old oak tree.

Jughead has to do something.

And then Tabitha tells him an old Urban Legend about humanoid moths that prey on the people who go into the forest at night…

And Jughead decides its time to make a documentary of his own.

Join Jughead, Archie, Kevin and friends on their journey to find the Mothman of Riverdale… with a twist.

[blue-screens]

Okay but Jughead as Patroclus and Archie as Achilles.