#japhettheprophet

[crucifuckoff]

THAT POST ABOUT THE SITTING THING MAKES ME SO UPSET. LIKE. JESUS GUYS HAVE A DICK BETWEEN THEIR LEGS THEY DONT WANNA SIT CROSS LEGGED THATS PROBABLY PAINFUL. HONESTLY THEY ARENT DOING A SPLIT ACROSS FOUR SEATS ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL

[spelviin]

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Song: Brick House by the Commodores

Favourite Lyrics: (quite predictably) She's a brick...... HAAAUUUUSSSSS

[pytza]

My Tumblr Crushes:

donttouchthebooty (14%)

knight--of--blood (4%)

undeadarminarlert (3%)

meeping-kankri (2%)

japhettheprophet (2%)

disneyprincesslevi (2%)

spoopy-jake (2%)

lovenottrauma (2%)

kyoukai-no-boundary (2%)

Laughs because its expected.

[pastelroyalty]

VIRGINITY IS A CONSTRUCT THAT WAS MADE SO MEN FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE GAINED SOMETHING BY HAVING SEX AND WOMEN FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE LOST SOMETHING!!!!!!! (not a fact btw just my opinion)

i agree with your opinion and other thins added to it but yea

[jellytier-blog]

My Tumblr Crushes:

banjokuzuryuu

blankshank

berik.co.vu/

japhettheprophet

meulinstail

triptrippy

marcobodt

rohancest

bombisbomb

I'M SO SORRY CHASE

[cryptidfuckery]

has your icon always had that hat on it because I NEVER NOTICED IT BEFORE AND NOW I DONT KNOW IF IT WAS ALWAYS THERE OR IF IM JUST REALLY UNOBSERVANT

yeah thats been there for hella long

[improbablequail-blog]

penniavaswen said: YOU HAVE THE POWER! (careful to not overdraw. fees are a bitch and a half)

I had two thinkgeek giftcards so I got an Iron Man costume hoodie and a Doctor Who belt for $30. It would have been closer to $100. Whoo smart spending!

japhettheprophet said: will you buy me the drugs and a liquor store?

how about just two drug? I do two drug.

[theflyingmongoose]

SEE THEY'RE STILL THE SAME TO ME SO I FEEL LIKE I'M NOT EXPERIENCING THIS SAME REVELATION AS EVERYONE ELSE

I FEAR CHANGE

PLEASE NO

[fluentinmetaphor-blog]

my friend seb (japhettheprophet) and i accidentally robbed a walmart today

we went to buy jello so we could make jello souls (we never made the souls, we just ate the jello) and we got like seven dollars worth of jello. we paid with a ten dollar bill and we got THREE FIVE DOLLAR BILLS back

we made five bucks on this deal yo

shopping at walmart forever now

[cryptidfuckery]

japhettheprophet replied to your post: ...

why dont you make you ask tag “PEOPLE AX SHIT” because it’s your name but it also sounds like people ask shit

ive passed up an extremely amazing chance

[fluentinmetaphor-blog]

okay guys

crack fic i wrote for seb (japhettheprophet)

As Soul dropped the Kishan egg into his mouth, the flavor burst on his tongue and his eyes fell shut. Then he felt it. The overwhelming urge. 

Not again, he thought, trying to suppress it. He couldn’t quite stop it though. He glanced at Maka, making sure she wasn’t paying attention, then let it slip out.

“Om nom nom,” he whispered, gulping down the soul.

“Hm?” said Maka. “Did you say something, Soul?”

Soul almost choked on the corrupted soul. “What? I didn’t say anything, you must be hearing things, Maka. I have no idea what you’re talking about,” he stammered, face red.

Maka leaned over towards him, one eyebrow raised and a shit-eating grin on her face. “Oh really? I thought I heard you say something... Something like... Om nom nom?”

Soul’s jaw dropped open. Well, I'm screwed. And I’d managed to hide it so well too. Man, saying “om nom nom” when you eat souls isn’t cool. Alright, just play it off, play it off.

“Please don’t tell Blackstar! He’ll never let me live it down!” Nailed it. 

[fluentinmetaphor-blog]

Stop with these paranoid delusions, dear brother!