#janus sandis

[nachosforfree]

youngins

[lysainscale]

aaron pierre, queer, demi male + he/they →

isn’t that jesopp luminara? i’ve seen them wearing the crest of lysain. i hear they’re 31(108), but they’re also a high priest. they’ve risen up the ranks to become a high priest. they seem to be enchanting & epicurean, but also elusive & exigent. if you look closely, you’ll see their aesthetics include dancer in a dense pit of vipers, a cool breeze sweeping through the desert, & shapely figures in sheer silks.

[birth name] isolippe janus luminara [known alias] jesopp luminara [title] the betrothed [chronological age] 108 [appears] 31 [species] high priest [arcana] astra/esoterica [affiliation] lysain

[gender] demi male [sexuality] queer [romance] homoromantic [alignment] neutral [flexible] [+ traits] empassionate - enchanting - epicurean [- traits] eccentric - elusive - exigent

[hair] dark brown [hair length] variable [eye color] green [height] 6'7" [build] shapely [notable features] a band tribal around thigh to symbolize devotion to the serpent god of lysain - sigil of protection on left forearm - sometimes accompanied by an eerie presence that feels like it's watching over him - wears almost exclusively nudes, creams, beige, and sandy hued garments that sheer - breaks eye contact frequently

[preference] to be penetrated & foreplay

[notes] Said to have been bound by rite, Jesopp surrendered his former 'self' to act as a better servant to The Serpent God - and Lysain as a whole. Though his hands may sift through many talents, he has chosen to ascend his physicality to harness the might of the astral plane, often walking the veil 'between' and the tethers that exist. Sexually, he often allows his partner to experience a multitude of desires that can be physically attained or magically induced. He does enjoy the sense of danger as to be seen by the charming of basilisks and other serpents that may roam the desert. Whether it is through the production of potent poisons, toxins, or mental affliction, Jesopp will protect his kingdom by any means necessary.

[lesbianstufful]

10, 12, and 29!! :]

10. three favourite Halloween/spooky songs

THIS IS SO HARD BECAUSE THAT'S SO MUCH OF WHAT I LISTEN TO GRHFHFJDKD BUT:

No One Lives Forever - Oingo Boingo classic answer but i am literally not satisfied until the first time i hear it in october. quintessential halloween song

She's Fallen in Love With the Monsterman - Screamin' Lord Sutch iconic. monster banging anthem. everybody go listen to mr sutch

Kidnap The Sandy Claws - Korn SORRY FOR LISTENING TO KORN. IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN

12. three favourite songs from video games

Bury the Light - Casey Edwards do i even have to explain.

Armor-Clad Faith - Daisuke Ishiwatari HARD tossup between this one and Alone Infection (faust's theme) but potemkin wins out. honorable mentions are Just Lean and What Do You Fight For but FUCK how do you pick just one strive song

Song of Curry (Journey Version) - Naramura hold my hand. we're listening to this together (i lock the door and switch to the original version before you can leave)

29. three songs that influenced you the most (some songs change or save lives)

The Garden's Tale - Volbeat SIGHHHHSSSS this was THE volbeat song for me and my dad when i was little. i was so obsessed with it i genuinely wanted to teach myself danish. put me in the ground to this song ok?

Radio Girl - Volbeat yeah this album built me from the ground up. btw. this song still transports me to a rainy parking lot in the middle of the night & i am overjoyed every single time

Stains - Janus no context for this one. heart emojiy

[soysaucevictim]

Oh gawd.

Co-conspirator suggested I make some vent art over the heat. And I keep going back to Begotten!Remus being a dramatic puddle melting/shriveling in the heat.

I just picture him flopped out on the beach and Roman just throwing strips of dried squid at him and snickering.

Though I don't have the energy for more than that to consider drawing...

And then it evolved into Pat getting a bucket of sea water to pour onto Remus. Giggling all the way. Virgil, Logan, and Janus are not doing anything about it - but all are at least a little bit amused.

Vic has lost his shit, Carrie would think that it would be a waste of food if not for Remus munching away on the pusit happily... even if some of it got sandy and/or soggy, in between all the whining noises he's making.

Remus will probably make a cannibalism joke about it too... because kraken.

[tolf-masterposts]

Thomas Sanders/ Sanders Sides/ Roleslaying With Roman Posts

Posts are sorted by category which are sorted oldest to newest

Headcanons

Games I Think the Sides Would Play // Autistic!Remus headcanons (old) // Remus likes glitter // Remus got one of Roman’s plushies to drop kick it // Found family dynamic with Creativitwins and Karrot Kings // My favorite Sanders Sides headcanons // Remus has done the cartoon running through walls // 30 Random Remus Sanders headcanons // Found/Chosen Family C!Thomas & Creativitwins headcanons // Autistic!Remus headcanons remake //

Rants and Rambles

Remus isn’t Intrusive Thoughts // I <3 Sanders Sides // First Sanders Sides AU I ever saw // The TS critical crowd makes me want to rip off my skin //

Fanfiction

The Ghost and the Reaper // As the World Caves In (Demus Angst one-shot) //

AUs

Best TSS AU // Sanders Sides Steven Universe AU // Darkside Afton Family AU //

Remus Sanders <3

Remus end card // Remus incorrect quote // Remus canonically cannot wear a bow tie correctly // Remus Sanders gives me vocal stims whenever he speaks // Remus definitely destroyed his air fryer // I want to toss Remus Sanders into a washing machine and watch him spin // Remu Sandy :) // Remus listens to Junie & TheHutFriends // I am a Remus Sanders defender // Was going to make an April Fools joke about being Anti-Remus Sanders // Remus would unironically listen to You’re Mine // Will Remus become real if I say his name three times? // I am Remus's #1 fan, not you // Remus Sanders can be classified as a whole other special interest // Destinies Intertwined made me autistic for Remus Sanders // I need a besties Remus Sanders y/n fic // Remus's placement in the living room // Remus Sanders Instagram cape pictures // I love Remus Sanders so much, I’m gonna die // Give Remus his two large fries :( // “Remus Sanders is a monster-“ *punches you* // I love Remus Sanders so much, I start tweaking the moment he appears // I relate to Remus Sanders // New video with Remus, new Remus pfp // He's literally me for real // The Remus autism is getting too strong //

Other

Remus and Janus are husbands // “Doc” Janus // All the sides fusing = Thomas // Roman should have a villain arc // Roman’s hat should be the Pikachu hat from CLBG // Sanders Sides x Hunger Games Sim // Happy April 13th // The sides are back after a long hiatus // Sanders Sides has got me in a chokehold // Fanders is Sanders but with an “f” // Full Sanders Sides Recap // The dudes are back!!! <3 // Patton has “canonically” committed vehicular manslaughter // Remus is the only side Janus is nice to // Forbidden Fruit detail I love // Remus and Janus would be an unhinged couple // Sanders Sides logo font // Remus and Roman are Sodikken Hansel and Gretel coded // If Karrot Kings ends up being tragic I’m suing // Thomas noticed me!!! // RIP Remus and Roman, you would've loved watching the rain // Janus would be fucking blind // C!Thomas and Nico need a little more fandom love // Sanders Sides x Hunger Games Sim 2 // TS Notion Wiki in the works // Remus and Roman's emblems // Happy 8 years, Sanders Sides // YouTooz, please make Remus and Janus plushies //

Crossfandom

Working on a Sanders Sides x FNaF AU // Remus Sanders and Suction Cup Man would be besties // Autism headcanons // Sanders Sides and FNaF reference in CRK // All my comfort characters are just Remus Sanders in disguise //

[rcdiostcrs]

a continuation of this & this. most trigger warnings from the previous two apply here as well (mainly child abandonment & yelling).

Asph had made his way from New Rome to Houston and was now back in his native D.C. He hadn’t been here in fifteen years. His quest head lead him across the country. Back home. But why? Nothing in his prophecy's words would make him think about D.C. If anything, San Francisco or New York would be the American cities. Even more likely, Rome, Italy—the source of it all. Why in all that makes prophecies prophecies had Asph been lead to his hometown?

He looked around, noticing the exact house he ended up in front of. One story. Off-white. Dark red door. The only difference was the lack of children’s toys scattered around the front yard. His house of seven years.

Neglecting trying to figure out the quest, Asph moved to open the door. It still had the same code. 12021, Sheamus’s birthday with a zero interjected to break up the date. Twenty-five years of the same code. They really should change that. Someone could break in.

Well, good for Asph if nothing else. Even if this would be considered breaking in. Would his own parents even recognize him? Last they’d seen, he was a scared seven year old in his brother’s baggy hand-me-downs. Now he was twenty-two and wore clothes that actually fit. Then there were all the scars he had. The side of his head came to mind, as well as his calloused hands, and the brand on his forearm.

"Thompson?" a woman's voice called out. "I thought you wouldn't be back for another hour?"

"Then he probably won't be."

Glass shattering. A woman with skin as pale as his, hair sandy as the beach, and eyes blue as the pool water came through the door leading to the kitchen. Danielle’s eyes scanned his form, latching onto a small leather pouch tied to his belt. “Asphalt?”

“Good to know you remember the son you abandoned’s name.”

“I didn’t—you weren’t abandoned. You were left for your father. It’s what he said to do. Did… Did he not take you in?”

“The gods aren’t known for caring about their kids. Spent six years training with a wolf and another making my way to civilization. Had to take an ER detour. Super fun. Where’s Dad?” He changed the topic, not wanting to talk about his time with Lupa. Or the year-long trip from the Wolf House to New Rome. Or New Rome in general. It was a bad split-decision to enter. Curiosity was sated, but now Asph had to deal with his mom’s questions—something he was not apt to do.

“Book club,” she answered. “I’m sorry Asph, but your father—”

“The father who never claimed me.”

Silence.

“I— What?”

“He never claimed me. Still don’t know who he is.”

“Janus. It was,” she glanced at the vial around his neck, red string tying it together. “He’s Janus.”

“The bitch who fights with himself?” That... that actually explained a lot. Gods may not have DNA, but they sure did pass on traits. All of the angry kids of Mars, every Ceres kid's green thumb. A more fitting explanation for his own constant turmoil could not exist.

“Don’t talk about your father like that!�� Danielle admonished.

“Why not? He’s not my dad. I am Thompson Carpenter’s son, or did you forget that? He is the man who raised me despite not being his own blood. If any man in my life deserves the title 'father’ or 'dad,’ it’s him, not Janus.

"Or am I no longer allowed that title? Am I even your son anymore, or is that stripped from me, too?"

"Of course you're my son. Why would you— I love you, Asphalt."

"Could have fooled me."

"Asphalt, please sit down." Danielle moved to the couch, sitting and tapping the seat next to her. "We can talk about this. About why you're here and your feelings—"

"My feelings? You want to know my feelings?" He didn't move to sit down. Quite the opposite. Asph started pacing the living room, nails digging into his palms from clenching his hands so hard. "Abandonment, for starters. Regret, for being the reason you and Dad stopped working. Anger, for being left in the dark with no explanation. Hurt for the same reason."

Asph stopped. A picture on the wall caught his attention. His family, all crowded around Danielle in a hospital room. A small baby in her arms that she was giving a forehead kiss. Thompson smiled down at her. Nine year old Sheamus and his toothy grin were the only ones starring at the camera.

"I wish we could go back to that. To the tranquility of when you were first born. Of when we could all believe that it would work out. Your grandfather captured the perfect moment and we'll never get it back."

He turned to his mother. "I do to."

He hadn't even know there was a time when they were happy. His whole life something had been off. But now that he knew that there had been a time the Carpenters were happy—that was all he wanted. Not some stupid prophecy hanging over his head.

(Of course, without the stupid prophecy he wouldn't be here, but wouldn't that be just the same? The family of three had been happy before he came along.)

"I should go. Before Dad gets home. But here—" Asph ran to the kitchen, grabbed a sticky note and a pen, write down a phone number, and gave her the note. "—It's Sheamus's number. I don't have a phone, but he'll be able to get to me. Or you can just talk to him instead."

"Sheamus?"

"He cares about me. Wish I could say the same for you."

[kriskrass]

was bored so i drew Janus ( @nachosforfree’s Oc)

(click for better quality)

[nachosforfree]

Little janus and hearth comic

[catmaid-john]

im aliveeee!! @nachosforfree heres a lil doodle of janus!! an attempt was made lol

[nachosforfree]

they are !!!

i just think they’re neat @nachosforfree​

[pinkmilkyblue]

Was experimenting with monochrome color palettes, so have some Baby Dark Sides as Lock, Shock, and Barrel!!

I bet you they watched The Nightmare Before Christmas every year together (for both Halloween AND Christmas)🖤🤍

(COLORED VERSION BELOW)

[nonbinary-weirdo]

Corrupt! Sanders Sides sing "Kidnap Patton Sanders" for Uncaring!Janus and Remus?

[moxy--sanders101]

Patton is a pure SpongeBob, precious

absolutely

[nachosforfree]

Cuuuuute!!!

THEM !!

(@nachosforfree)

[never-quite-logistical]

Have You Seen My Sister Evelyn? but its Roman and Remus, specifically because i want Remus being bitchy and having the chance to use swear words affectionately

[sometimes-love-is-enough]

Loving Cassandra Fallacy! I'm not entirely sure what Janus was talking about in the first section that he was lying about killing Sandy with the sword, maybe I'm just not smart enough. I'm assuming he was lying about it?

I'm guessing you mean the 'The length of a human life is inversely proportional to said life’s intrinsic worth' bit. Someone already asked about this in the comments - I'll break it down as best I can.

To wield Thomas's sword, you need to convince it of the relative morality of whatever you're planning on using it for. If you're using it to slice a banana or open a jam jar or whatever, that'll be easy. If it's murder or violence, that's going to be hard, because the sword is a bit of a wimp and doesn't believe in taking lives unless it's for a good reason. (You probably knew all of this already, I know, just establishing the stakes.)

And in this case, Janus has set up a narrative situation for himself where to make it plausible for him to draw the sword and kill Cassandra, he needs to make a convincing argument to the sword for why that's moral and just - that also is convincing for the reader. Because, remember, this bit is (probably) just a story he's telling.

So, with that in mind:

"The length of a human life is inversely proportional to said life’s intrinsic worth." - the longer someone lives, the less worth their life has. e.g., a 17 year old should be considered more valuable to society than an 80 year old.

Janus then goes on to explain that Cassandra (ancient, has been around for a while) has used up all her value to the world and accomplished enough for her life to be forfeit. Thomas, on the other hand, is young as has potential. This is equivocation fallacy, he's comparing two things that aren't strictly comparable, and also he's a bit wrong in the sense that useful value isn't, like, a non-renewing resource.

He then levels utilitarianism at the sword, saying that because of all that, Thomas's life is worth MORE if you put all of that on a weighted scale, so killing Cassandra so she can't kill Thomas is the morally right thing to do.

Which is all bullshit, but hopefully the reader doesn't know that, which means that Janus has successfully fulfilled the narrative conditions to draw the sword and write his little murder fanfiction about him being a hero and saving everyone. Until Sandy interrupts, anyway.

You might also notice that Sandy never actually gave any indication she was planning on killing Thomas. And that the sword capitulated far too quickly to a flawed argument. Like a lot of things Janus says, if you look at any of it too closely it starts to fall apart.