#janglin

[karlstad]

jan glin 5/22

[landfilloftrash]

(has no digital art ideas) (tosses random OC bullshit at you and disappears for the next five weeks)

[telestoapologist]

holy fuck i forgot u gotta chase the nightmare of taniks into a small room, where he then proceeds to CHASE YOU DOWN every time u run from him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[itstimeforstarwars]

People at work can recognize me by the jingle of my carabiner that goes so fast because I walk like a city person but sometimes they mistake me for the other person who jingles as they walk, the cashier who has 542 pins on her vest AND a lanyard AND a carabiner.

[witchblade]

come.on over rat nao !!

[dykeslimecicle]

something something the jingling of her carabiner when her pants hit the floor

[zombeegutz]

re: ur recent reblog of fandom etiquette post: the phrase was taken out very different context than you seem to assume. the original post wasn't about concrit or any normal interaction, it was about ppl making money off fanfiction, publicizing that, and putting themselves and others at risk of lawsuits. the comparison to OSHA is a little dramatic, sure, but it's about real life fans who were sued into the ground for writing fanfiction before.

I'll take "things that should have been said in the original post" for 500, Alex.

[abirdepisode]

This is the best product video I’ve ever seen. Sound up!

[video ID: video shows a series of different colored, extra large skeleton keys being used as a keychain for regular sized house keys against a white background. Colors are in order pink, white, red, yellow, green, orange, blue, black. All of the large keys hold 3-5 keys except the blue key which holds 15-20 keys. Through the entire video the sound of jingling keys is playing.]

[fauvester]

the prince thanks you for your kind gift!

tcgfau henry clay three ways

[bilehwit]

Hi, another ask kinda indirectly related to the Bilehwit AU

But what are some of your personal headcannons about the bishops, that may or may not be in this au but as a personal interpretation of their character?

+ Who's your fav Bishop(excluding Narinder for now) ?

Favourite has to be Kallamar - gay coward??? Me coded fr fr.

That being said, I somehow always write more about Shamura???

But headcanons!

Kallamar:

🐙My man has a skin tone for gold, and he lets it be known by wearing enough to be heard janglin' a mile away.

🐙He has never once in his life done that! (He has done it 1 billion times, but he must appear better than thou.)

🐙Scared of Shamura when they're not lucid.

🐙Once drunk Leshy under the table only to then get decimated by Heket.

🐙Many spouses, does not like sexual activity. In my eyes he's asexual but a hopeless romantic.

🐙Will stop whole processions to look at bacterial growths on the floor.

🐙East Asian - South Korean, modern day would be a K-Pop beauty influencer.

Leshy:

🌱 Is Chaotic, but not in a fun way, more in a "Oh my God 3 people are dead" way.

🌱Used to biting to show affection.

🌱Cries when he's angry.

🌱Wants Shamura to be proud (they are.)

🌱Turns spouses into Witnesses. Also doesnt know what a spouse is/is for.

🌱Is the most physically violent.

🌱Ate scraps of metal on a dare (digested with no problems.)

🌱Russian.

Heket:

🐸Hates mushrooms (shockingly).

🐸Bought a cowboy hat.

🐸Likes to garden and cook but hates washing up.

🐸Says shit like "four score and twelve moons ago" to piss off Kallamar.

🐸Likes writing on Papyrus.

🐸Egyptian and will complain about heat.

🐸Lesbiab. Lesbaen. WOMAN LIKER.

🐸Tells you to go fuck yourself if you compliment her looks.

Shamura:

🕷When lucid, talks about the good old days.

🕷Most crimes committed as a mortal.

🕷Writes nursery rhymes for their followers.

🕷Used to have dancing rituals to gather sin - now can barely twitch their legs to a beat.

🕷"Oh, thank you Leshy- sorry, Narinder." "I'm Kallamar." "That's what I said." - common occurrence even before.

🕷Wants a pet so so bad. Do not give them one.

🕷Attracted to people with long hair and excellent grammar.

🕷Once did a kickflip so bad they had to kill the elderly congregation watching them.

🕷Tanzanian and speaks swahili when angry.

Narinder:

🪦Likes to bite Kallamar ("I can't help it, cats love fish." "I AM NOT EVEN CLASSIFIED AS A FISH." "You could be.")

🪦Indian, but spent so long in Purgatory he can no longer handle flavourful foods. At least at the start.

🪦Didn't realise Bilehwit had an ACTUAL CRUSH on him and thought they were like. Just that devoted. Pious. That's why they never took a lover.

🪦Cat baths when no one looks - gotta look constantly refined.

🪦Uses his third eye to scare people, namely children.

🪦I Would Never pt, except he definitely is still doing it while you watch.

🪦Finds children hilarious (to torment).

🪦Best dancer, worst singer of the Bishops. Can play music very well though.

🪦First time in Bilehwit's tent, he paid no attention because they were arguing. Then snuck in later to actually see the place.

And that's all my headcanons!

[maladaptivedaydreamsx]

brain was doing the brainworm daydreaming thing again only this time it decided to have rio drop the funniest silvio nickname instead

"brojangles"

cause he's a bro and he be janglin

"tf you just call me?" "you heard me, brojangles"

[madam-o]

TBB 3x10 (spoilers)

The apex of hilarity is hearing Cad Bane's spurs loudly jingle-janglin' through a door that he's sneaking up on. That's real stealthy there, buckaroo.

Then he gets like maybe three whole minutes of screentime. And they do pack some quality character moments into every minute, really, but it's over all too quickly. And while I know characters like Cad Bane are most effective in small doses, this was barely a spoonful. All he does is another vile infant abduction and then pass the kid off.

And though my first reaction was "jfc this shit is so beneath you, Bane", it's really not. Cad Bane's whole brand is doing any fucking job, no matter how dangerous/immoral/degrading, so long as the client pays his exorbitant fees. He will be completely professional and dispassionate in his work and almost always get it done, so long as nothing out of his control fucks it up.

The one thing he won't do that makes him superior to many others in the same profession is get off on being cruel or go on a power trip. He's a true neutral character. He knows what he's doing is wrong, he just doesn't care. Being the best at his job and getting the financial benefits of that is all that matters to him.

But he's not totally without feeling. He can expertly read the thoughts and emotions of others, and even almost seem sympathetic. But he clearly believes that the rules of life in the galaxy are harsh and cruel, and the only way to survive is by serving yourself.

One glimmer of hope I see is that now the Batch will have to find another way to get to Tantiss, and someone might give Bane's name up as the guy who's been acquiring all those "assets" for Hemlock. So maybe more Bane is yet to come?

Additional thought: were the Batch gonna take the other clone kids with them or just leave them there?

[landfilloftrash]

[Saint Barbarian Rollo Enters The Fight]

oh yeah normal church occurance dw about it

[euphraisette]

ursa's les amis modern au - jehan prouvaire

| 1. drops of jupiter {train} 2. all you need is love {the beatles} 3. stars fell on alabama {ella fitzgerald & louis armstrong} 4. bloom {the paper kites} 5. michigan {ed prosek} 6. beautiful {ben caplan} 7.flowers in your hair {the lumineers} 8. i melt with you {modern english} 9. inner ninja {classified ft. david myles} 10. janglin {edward sharpe & the magnetic zeros} 11. lady stardust {david bowie} 12. only wanna be with you {hootie & the blowfish} 13. season of the witch {donovan} |

[maz737]

I was meant to be an old timey Western movie doctor, where someone bursts through the door dragging an injured man, and I jump up from my whiskey with my spurs janglin’, and I shout “put him on the table” cause I’m a simple man and I heal where I eat, and they drag the injured man onto my table groaning cause he done been shot, and I have to remove the bullet to save his life. I put on my pince-nez and say with gravitas to hold him down and I grab my rusty metal tools and splash the whole scene with whiskey to sterilize, and take a swig myself, and then dig the bullet out. And it’s very gruesome and horrible and also brave of me, and a little sexy bc I’m so competent with so little, and can withstand working through making a man scream which is kinda tough and masc, and when I drop the bent little slug to the table with a metal clank sound everyone including the audience breathes a sigh of relief.