#janeson

[f4iry-bell]

CANCELLED (smau)

pairing: grayson hawthorne x lyra kane

summary: lyra goes viral after posting a video calling out tobias hawthorne and his ways, also she mentions his grandsons which caught the attention of grayson hawthorne.

tagging: @unnoodles @nqds @alwaysthefangirl @clarissaweasley-10 @benny1989fredd @imaseabear @never-enough-novels @elysianwayy77 @whatsamongus @sheisntyou

warning: non canonical events??? cursing

a/n: GET HIM LYRA!!!

smau masterlist , masterlist

posted on @lyrakane 's account and story.

♥ 86k likes

lyrakane: tobias is NOT a good man and his grandons aren't worth hyping either. you guys need to stop ass licking those guys just because they're attractive. link to janeson hawthorne's arrests. grayson hawthorne looks like a spitting image of his grandfather and many people have claimed that he's rude asf to his employees. also, he covers up jameson 's arrests as well. my friend worked with their publist, follow for more tea!!!

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username: wait, no grayson is rude irl???

user1: apparently, I've heard a lot of people say that.

username: i mean he LOOKS rude but i always thought he's nicest because he always get bullied by jameson on the internet but never bullied back, yk???

username2: omg no way knew it. FINALLY THEY'RE GETTING CANCELLED, ESPECIALLY GR@YS0N

user3537: why jameson getting arrested for running around shirtless and drunk is so hot—

grayson's message

DMING LYRA:

g.h: this is grayson hawthorne, i am texting you to kindly ask you to take your video down. thank you.

l.k: kindly??? you????

g.h: if you can't tell, people spread lies.

l.k: the 'people' was my FRIEND, i trust what she says.

g.h: you don't even know me, neither does she. with one or two encounters you cannot judge someone and go on social media to ruin their image.

l.k: first of all it's a HE. second of all im ruining anything that is NOT true.

g.h: how much do you want?

l.k: excuse me?

g.h: money. how much? you probably posted that to gain money and interactions.

l.k: and you said you're not rude? don't assume shit, asshole. i posted because I'm sick of you and your brothers getting away with things. you're done.

lyrakane blocked graysonhawthrone.

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[mafiasliege]

I dare you to let me go

(this is part 2 of my fic. Enjoy reading!)

Part 1 ↓

JAMESON

Jameson was standing in a maze. Green bushes everywhere. And whichever way he went, the end was green too. Except now. Now, a 5"6' hazel-eyed brunette was standing there.

"Heiress." He tried taking a step toward her, but the distence seemed to stay the same, maybe it was getting bigger. "Where are we?"

"Not we. You. You seem… stuck."

"I'm not stuck. I'm-"

"-fine? Is that your latest lie? Then why am I here, Jameson? again?"

Where was he? And why did Avery seem younger?

"It's not a lie, heiress." Jameson was starting to get angry now, he turned around and started walking away. Avery- or the girl who at least looked like her- spoke louder.

"I'm not her, you know. Maybe the real one doesn't even exist anymore."

"Shut up."

"Maybe she just-"

"Shut up!-"

"Jamie, I'm gonna start yoddling loudly until you get your ass out here!" That was Xander, but Jameson had no regard for a yoddling threat between his gasping for air like a drowning man. Apparently, the things that plagued him during the day had started following him into his sleep now.

He pushed away the sheets and picked up his shirt from the night before. Under it was that box. They same green box. How long had he had it now? An year? Two? And did it matter, really?

You're fine. Just get this done.

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Jameson got dressed and got to the room. He was surprisingly on time, the only reason being Xander making good on his threat to yoddle. He was actually decent at it, but annoying, nonetheless.

"Do you believe you're being paid to arrange a funeral?" Grayson's tone walked the line between a question and an accusation.

"I need this entire-"

"That's enough! Thank you" Lyra inserted herself in the conversation and dragged Grayson away by his arm from the event planners, who went back to doing their thing.

The dinner last night may have been non-existent the last straw a disaster, but this party's going to be epic. Besides, Avery would at least be home for at least a while on her own birthday, right? She'd promised.

Jameson helped himself to one of the appetizers on the long table covered in platinum and shades of violet. He hadn't had breakfast. After everything was set, he excused himself to the garage and tried calling Avery.

"Your call has been-"

"You're call has-"

"You're ca-"

He plunked his phone down with force. Luckily, it landed on the soft leather of the Valkyrie's seat.

"You alright there?" Nash. It was Nash. Why was everyone so concerned all of a sudden? Avery had just missed her own birthday that he'd planned for days. Not a big deal. At all. Janeson rolled down the car's window glass.

"I am fine."

"You're staying to sound more like Gray than Gray used to himself," Nash took that as his cue to get in the passanger seat.

"Whatever you and Avery have going on, just talk to-"

"Do you think I haven't tried?" It came out slow with a hint of frustration. They were face to face now. "There's always another call, there's always another problem, there's always another person expecting the most from her and she's trying to live up to them more and more."

To that, Nash had no answer. They just say like that for a while.

"Try talking to her today. She might just listen." He patted Jamie on the shoulder and got out.

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"I can't feel my faxing legs," Max whispered, sitting in a crouch. After a long day of planning Avery's party, everyone was sitting in a crouch waiting for her to come and surprise her.

"Sit on me, then," Xander whispered back to her.

"Oh, get a room you two!" Libby whisper-yelled at them, just as the door rattled.

"SURPRISE!!"

"Oh, my God!" Said… Mrs. Laughlin, who almost dropped the tray of crab cakes in her hands.

"Ugh. I can't crouch for much longer! Where is this beach?" Max whimpered, kicking her feet.

After two hours, all the dishes were half-empty, the wine half-drunk, and half the people previously in the room had dispersed.

"So-"

"Before you say what your about to say, Gray, just like everyone else in this house, I'm okay, and so is Avery."

Grayson frowned. "I've been where you are, Jamie. If you have to keep telling yourself you're okay, you definitely aren't."

Jameson felt Grayson call out to him as he stormed out walked away.

He was done. He was so done. With his brothers' concern, with Lyra's unnecessary inputs.

With Avery.

The floodgates were open now, just like the door of his bathroom as he slammed it back shut. He was angry, no, frustrated. He was frustrated at the dinner, he was frustrated as he threw the green box from his pocket at the sink, he was frustrated as he felt the mirror shatter beneath his knuckles. He could suddenly see a thousand reflections of himself. But every reflection in every piece of the shattered mirror was a shell of what Jameson Hawthorne used to be. How he used to be.

He staggered back, still staring at his reflections until his back hit the door as he slowly sunk to the floor. And just like that, the tears and the memories came rushing out to the surface.

"Maybe the real one doesn't even exist anymore."

"She told me she's going to make it up to you"

"If you have to keep telling yourself you're okay, you definitely aren't."

"How many times have you had your heart broken over the last five years?"

And with the painful memories and the exploding bottled up feelings came crystal clarity, for the first time in a long time.

I can't do this anymore.

Loving Avery had made him love himself too, it made him realise his self-worth. He got to see what he deserved. But this, right now? He didn't deserve this. He didn't deserve to pretend to be happy. He didn't deserve to settle for a shell of what him and Avery used to be. He always says he can't imagine a life without Avery, maybe that was never a good thing. He had to start living for himself.

And there was only one way to do that.

[yoonyia]

gloriously bright Qingjao art

but shes actually glowing

and ender holding the hive queen like Jesus holds the lamb

Peter and si wang mu dancing in the outside

si wang mu teaching Qing jao how to embroider

"Achilles" delphiki with blonde hair and looking a lot like Achilles and petra smiling anyways because who cares he's dead and her sons alive

bean holding his kid and its so tiny

bean standing next to height markers as they have bigger and bigger gaps as he stares at them concerningly

comic of Jane Val running to ender and ender kissing her on the forehead

bean and petra being a power couple in general

Theresa sitting on Peter's bed stroking his hair and peter crying

John Paul getting icecream for his family and tripping and falling face first on his face

mazer sitting in enders raft

comic of the entire ender Val raft scene

Alessandra crying

dorabella smiling

ender looking far far away, around 17 years old (when he's looking at the giants corpse but you don't see that)

Graff gardening/farming

novinha and ender sleeping but like my parents

ender in drag dressing up for his kids

olhado braiding his dad's hair

novinha and libo running into the research facility together holding hands while pipo chases them with tea

miro and Jane first meeting

miro and Jane last meeting

Janeson character design (im tempted to name him Jameson just for the joke)

ender and Val meeting eachother after decades insulting eachother

Jakt and Val sitting in the lustainia grass

Peter meeting Peter 2

Abra growing up and remembering ender

Val staring at ender throughout his life but like infinity mirror style

fire and grego

quara talking to the piggies

a random speaking for the dead

jack swimming

the hivequeen in general

olhado and his wife

Quim in the tree dead

ela crying at ender in the boat

Han tzu with his head on a table exhausted

alai doing the same for completely different reasons

suriyawong sitting in Bangkok street food places

the final battle

bean and petra and that one dude scene where it goes "how the hell do you get taller then me?" "steroids" "I stretch him out with a torture machine every night" as a comic

Achilles reading

both of the "I lend a knife" scenes as one comic or animatic

volescus hand and embryos close up

Anton talking with sister carlotta on a walk

carlotta hugging bean

her dying

beans reaction to her dying

petras dad sitting at a candy shop curb

bonzo in general

ender hair timeline (for lore purposes)

battle room diagram

battle school suits (all)

old Qing jao

jack and Jane

[yoonyia]

did I summon this post right after I wrote my paragraph about janeson

he came back so normal but miro is like

"you bitch you killed my wife, but you also are kinda my wife"

even tho he's so normal

just a normal 10 year old

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[rollercoaster59]

Pass that janeson

[toontwink]

she's jilling off with her janeson

[talenlee]

johnson or janeson

[scardycatpastelbrush]

this is quite intresting. You practicly will never catch Anti with anything but green hair! Jackie having coloured hair is fitting with him being a superhero. Janeson being the unofical the only one without green hair is funny and silly. Just blue boi.

Trying to find the Hair Colour of the Egos in their appearances

Notes:

Henrik was the first ego with brown hair

JackieBoy Man never had brown hair

Every appearance of Anti with blue hair has a filter basically denying him blue hair

Jameson has never had green hair

[thecoloradophilshow]

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[glvtab-blog]

Which five duos have got the best singing chemistry?

Hmm, decisions decisions.  Obviously I’m going to remove myself from this because I sound best solo, but as for everyone else (in no particular order):

Jake Puckerman and Marley Rose, if you’re into the sappy stuff

Jane Hayward and Mason McCarthy, if you want a vintage sass kind of sound

Jesse St James and Rachel Berry, if you’re into the Broadway belting

Mike Chang and Tina Cohen-Chang, if you like that whole quirky cutesy thing

@daltonpr-lopez and @lawyer-smythe, if you’re for searching for angry hate sex music

Ohhh, I must agree with you on Santana and Sebastian. Their duets are electric and truly something to behold. I’m also taking Blaine out of the equation because he could sing with a dying cat and I’d still think it was the most beautiful thing I’d ever heard. 

Kurt Hummel and Rachel Berry- It’s truly like hearing Judy and Barbara reincarnated. Even though Barbara is still very much alive. 

Quinn Fabray and Sam Evans- So simple, so sweet. Tad boring, but overall pleasant to listen to. 

Noah Puckerman and Finn Hudson- It may not happen often, but the level of ‘bro’ is relaxing and fun. 

Elliot Gillbert and Dani...-I’m honestly horrible with names, but these two have rock vibes that play brilliantly off of each other. 

Santana Lopez and Brittany Pierce- The lesbian vibes rolling off those two make their performances that much more enticing, to be honest. 

[f4iry-bell]

we tend to forget that janeson also doesn't sleep. like he was casually roaming around the house when avery went to tobys wing after it was bricked up again.

[fuckingbi]

Jameson: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Grayson: What did you do?!

Jameson: NOBODY DIED!

Grayson: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Jameson: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?

Grayson: It’s just you.

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Janeson: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.

Grayson: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

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Xander: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.

Avery, used to Xander being dumb: Sure...

Xander: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Avery: Okay?

Xander: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

Avery:

Xander: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-

Avery: Jesus, that one is a little-

Jameson, interested: No, no, Xander, keep going.

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Jameson: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.

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Xander: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.

Grayson: Xander, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Jameson?

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Xander, shooing Grayson away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.

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Avery: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.

Avery: *slow-mo walks out of the room*

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Xander: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Grayson: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

Jameson: Fuck you.

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Grayson: Pick a card, any card.

Jameson: Fine.

Grayson: Wait, that's my credit card!

Jameson: You said any card.

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Jameson, texting Grayson: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…

Grayson′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.

Later

Grayson, texting back: Fuck you.

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Avery, to Xander: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.

Xander: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.

Avery: You just told me you're pregnant.

Jameson: Congratulations Xander, you're glowing!

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Everyone is playing a board game together

Xander: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Avery: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Jameson: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Grayson: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Jameson: *flips the board*

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Avery: Remain CALM! *slaps Jameson multiple times*

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Xander: Jameson is late again.

Grayson: How did this happen? I called him at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Max: I printed up a fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Avery: I set his clock to say PM when it’s really AM.

Xander: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.

Jameson bursts through the door

Jameson: WHAT YEAR IS IT?

[andrewbarrillustrator]

October 21, 2019: Archie Janeson (16) found plans for a ghost powered robot while going through some papers he found while helping clean out his friend and local look Dr. Larry Fauntleroy’s (67) garage workshop. When he told his friends what he was working on, their response was, “Why would you build that?”

[feel-mobile]

I can't believe I forgot to say who I switched with Gristol after I mentioned it. Anyway-

Gristol is a rich kid who got sent away to camp because his parents wanted to go on vacation. He hates it there. What do you mean they don't server caviar at meals??? Unbelievable!!! He's also the only kid Callie leaves alone besides Morry. Because he's terrified of him, and no one else can figure out why.

Meanwhile, back at the Motherlobe, I decided the person with Gristol's role is either Kitty or Frankie! Either way, they're both involved. If it's Kitty, it makes sense. She's already a spoiled rich kid. If it's Frankie, then it would be more a stretch to make her royalty, but also it does work.

If it's Kitty, then Frankie knows about her plan and is helping, or doesn't know and is being manipulated. Yes, Frankie is psychic, but Kitty is well aware Razigula was also psychic. She just needs to get Frankie out of the brainwashing of the Psychonauts, then she has an ally!

If Frankie is the gzarevna, then Kitty isn't aware of her plan, but Frankie sees her and goes "oh. she's rich too. and pretty." and so when she takes over the world (or least becoming the gzar of grulovia) she wants Kitty to be there too.

I'm probably gonna go with Frankie. Because if I'm being honest, Kitty seems too smart to make the same dumb mistakes as Gristol. But Frankie would. And Frankie would blend more into the background like Gristol did in canon. Her fake name is (I gotta come up with a new one because I gave my original fake name idea to whispering water au haha) Sally Janeson.

[misswriteress]

[Begin Image Description: An image of an old book with the words “The Codex” on top of it

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WTW PLANET PROMPTS - Day #3 Earth: Politics

One of the most important books for the supernatural world, it was created in the early 17th century as the book of every law that governs the supernatural world. However, the laws are not set in stone as several have been revised or even outright removed.

One of the most well-known laws was the one that forbid mages and fae from having relationships with mortals, which was removed rather quickly after it was created, being abolished in the 18th century.

Now, there is talk about whether the law regarding the separation of the supernatural and mortal world may be the next to follow...

Excerpt from An Analysis of The Codex: Do Its Laws Still Hold Up? by V. Janeson

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