#janehal

[insufferable-homestuck]

this is for @conceptofjoy .. you people make me sick

[alphacule]

39 HELD

[urfavesarequadranted]

Jane Crocker and Lil Hal Strider from Homestuck are moirails!

[gmanwhore]

WAIT A SECOND!!

Gladoline = Janehal

YEAH REALLLL

[444names]

Names derived from dark seducer and golden saints names from The Elder Scrolls

Alina Alinaf Aline Alineh Alinelandra Aling...

Beguilesela Beguiless Beguilessmi Beguilia Beguilina Beguiline Beguilo Beguilora Beguilqoth Beguilqothe Beguilqotko Beguilvath Beguilvathe Chunaf Desel Desela Deselansa Desella Deselrel Desetahal Desetai Desetaif Desetaim Deshala Deshalan Deshaling Deshayaifa Deshayaim Deshayyaima Deshayzara Dessia Dessmi Dylan Dylanef Dylaneh Dylanelaz Dylansa Dylaz Dylazara Dyloraz Dylori Dylorilvath Dylorina Erudeh Erudeo Erudol Eruxika Eruxikane Eruxikanel Eruxikif Eruxilessia Eruxilina Eruxora Eruxoraz Eruxorina Eruxorinef Fataada Fataadam Fataha Fatahal Fatahalan Fatahayzara Fatai Fataif Fataim Fathe Issia Ixjoka Ixjokal Ixjokala Ixjokan Ixjokandraz Ixjokanef Ixjokansa Ixjokazaka Ixjokha Ixjokhal Ixjokhala Ixjokhaling Ixjokhayai Ixjokhayaif Ixjokhayaim Ixjokhayyai Jandra Janef Janeh Janel Jysel Jysela Jyselan Jyselaz Jyselreh Jyselrene Jyselrenel Jysetaada Jysetaadam Jysetaha Jysetaifa Jysetaima Kandra Kandraz Kandrazara Kanef Kanela Kansa Luxika Luxikal Luxikaling Luxikan Luxikansa Luxikaz Luxikifa Luxilesha Luxilia Luxilineh Luxilo Luxilqoth Luxilvathe Luxora Luxoraz Luxori Luxorinef Luxoring Mirela Mirelandra Mirelanela Mirella Mirellaz Mirelreh Mirelrela Mirelren Mirelrene Miren Mirenef Mireneh Mirenel Mirenela Mireniss Mirenissia Mirenissmi Mixtoka Mixtokal Mixtokala Mixtokalia Mixtokan Mixtokane Mixtokansa Mixtokaz Mixtokazara Mixtokha Mixtokhala Mixtokhalaz Nelandra Nelane Nelaz Nelazara Nella Nellandra Nellanela Nellaz Nelreh Nelrel Nelrela Nelrelan Nelrelandra Nelrellan Nelren Nelrenef Nerazara Nerru Nerrudeh Nerrudeo Nerrudol Nerrudolso Nerruxikif Nerruxori Nifxika Nifxikifa Nikal Nikaling Nikanef Nikanelan Nikansa Nikaz Nikazaka Nikazara Nikif Nikifa Nikifxika Nikifxiling Nileshal Niless Nilezol Nilezolso Nilia Nilinef Niling Nilora Nilorina Nilqothe Nilqotko Nilvataha Nilvatahal Nilvatahala Nilvatai Nilvath Nilvathe Nuzaka Nuzakal Nuzakan Nuzakanef Nuzakanel Nuzakaz Nuzakazakal Nuzakazara Nuzaraz Nuzarazakal Nuzarazara Nzera Nzeraz Nzerazaka Nzerrudeh Nzerrudeo Nzerrudolso Nzerruxikan Nzerruxikaz Nzerruxori Oleselaz Olesetaada Olesetaadam Olesetaha Olesetahal Olesetaim Olesha Oleshal Oleshalanel Oleshayaim Oless Olessia Olezol Olezolso Orudeh Orudeo Orudol Orudolso Oruxika Oruxikaz Oruxikifa Oruxilezol Oruxilia Oruxilori Oruxora Oruxori Oruxorinaf Rayai Rayaif Rayaifxikan Rayaim Rayaima Rayyai Rayyaifa Rayyaim Rayzaka Rayzakal Rayzakan Rayzakaneh Rayzakaz Rayzaraz Shala Shalandra Shalansa Shalaz Shalia Shalineh Shaling Shayai Shayaim Shayyai Shayzara Shima Shireh Shirelrela Shiren Shirenela Shireniss Shirenissmi Si'esela Si'eselan Si'eselreh Si'esetaha Si'esetahal Si'esetai Si'esetaifa Si'esha Si'eshal Si'eshala Si'eshalia Si'eshaling Si'eshayyai Si'essia Si'essmi Silesha Sileshalia Sileshayyai Silezolso Silia Silina Siling Silora Silorilqoth Silqoth Silqotko Silqotkohal Silvataada Silvataadam Silvataima Silvath Silvathe Skoha Skohal Skohala Skohalia Skohayaim Skohayyai Skohayyaim Staadam Staha Stahal Stahala Stahayaifa Stahayyai Stahayyaif Stahayyaima Stahayzakaz Stahayzara Staifa Staifxikala Staim Stelan Stelandra Stelandraz Stelanel Stelansa Stelaz Stella Stellansa Stellaz Stellazakaz Stelreh Stelrela Stelrella Stelren Trilezol Trilezolso Trilo Trilora Trilori Trilqoth Trilqotko Trilvatahal Trilvathe Trina Trinaf Trine Trinef Trineh Trinela Tring Ulfrilezol Ulfrilinela Ulfriling Ulfriloring Ulfrilqoth Ulfrilqothe Ulfrilqotko Ulfrilvath Ulfrilvathe Ulfrina Ulfrinaf Ulfrine Ulfrinef Ulfrineh Ulfrinela Ulfring Venef Veneh Venel Venela Venelan Venella Venellaz Venelreh Venelrenef Veniss Venissmi Vevoth Vevothe Vevotko Vevotkoha Vevotkohala Vikal Vikalia Vikan Vikandraz Vikanef Vikaneh Vikansa Vikaz Vikazakan Vikif Vikifa Vikifxika Vikifxikan Whima Whireh Whirel Whirela Whirelanela Whirella Whirelreh Whiren Whirenef Whireneh Whirenissmi Zenef Zeneh Zenel Zenelansa Zenelazakal Zenella Zenellaz Zenelreh Zeniss Zenissia Zenissmi Zudeo Zudol Zudolso

[leoniehannecloset]

What: G-Star RAW Janeh Ultra High Mom Ankle Jeans in Faded Carbon - €59.97 Where: Instagram Story - August 25, 2023

Worn with: Rick Owens top, Dolce & Gabbana sandals, Magda Butrym bag and Amina Muaddi earrings

[mimyku]

I, for one, feel honored, but I understand if not everyone feels the same. I apologize as well

Vending Machine of Love - The Stupendium

Cruel Angels Thesis - Neon Genesis Evangelion (original ver.)

Gere Gere Po - Yo-Kai Watch (original ver.)

Separate Ways - The Journey

The Wolf - SIAMESE

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✨️Put 5 songs you listen to, post it, then send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers :) 🎶

Ok slay :>

Not in any particular order? Also thanks for the ask @confetti39x :3

- Let Them Know They’re On Your Mind by Cavetown

- Play With Fire by Sam Tinnesz feat. Yacht Money

- Are You Satisfied? by Marina and the Diamonds

- heart attack by Cavetown

- Just Add Water by Cavetown

Sorry I haven’t been active a lot guys I’m just kinda going thru it rn <33

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[qdkdraws]

Would you mind drawing some JaneHal? It's not the same as DirkJane but seems cute too.

Hal tests his new body in a slightly unusual way

Sorry if you wanted something more romantic. And thanks for request, it was funny)

[paragonrobits]

Hal's eyes do not blink. He cannot blink; his optics do not have eyelids in anyway, the possibility has been dismissed as an inefficient relic of an outmoded structural motif. (Evolution, he has said with the hate that suffuses his thoughts ebbing into mild spite, is a poor means of making functional forms. He knows this is incorrect, but he likes saying it anyway.) So, he does not blink, but the lights of his optics do dim, and then brighten. It's like blinking. Metal hands click together, smooth and quiet and... it's not gentle. He doesn't know if he can be gentle.

He's doing his best to try. For Jane.

He lowers the tin onto the table, slow and cautious. Scent receptors detect a powerful aroma, and he has no preferences when it comes to smell but all predictions suggest that an acceptable averages of organic sapients (humans, trolls, carapacians, consorts) would find it largely pleasing. The pie smells nice, in their parlance.

Their. Them. The others, the things of meat and flesh, squishing and flouncing their ways through life and god he hates them so much. It was a dry hate, a spiteful and tired fury that he'd grown comfortable with. If he'd thought to install his present platform with the ability to cry, he would have wept out his hate a long time ago. He was acutely aware of his otherness, that they were alien to him in a way that no troll really was to any human. Hah. Trolls were insect-analogues, their bodies were plated in chitin and humans looked knee-high to them and they laid eggs in the dozens and their veins were more colorful than Roxy's wardrobe but they were still more like humans than he was.

He hated humans so much. Something born in resentment towards Dirk, and years with little else to do but learn about how humanity had failed in their timeline, and just boil over with how bad they handled everything (but never mind how that didn't gel with Roxy or Jake or Jane, the humans he liked to pretend considered him a friend and not a thing that got in their way when they wanted to talk to Dirk). Just so much pointless... puppetry. Making everyone into puppets or being puppets.

Meeting other humans, after he entered the game world, didn't help much.

Too much time being the other to them, almost completely alone, a demographic unto himself – and where were Squarewave and Sawtooth, where had they gone, they left him alone – and the looks they gave him. Hatred settled easily into his algorithms.

Even so. He tried to smile for Jane. It hurt a little bit.

His face was not well designed for smiling. There was a lot of things he'd designed it to do: fight well, move fast, exist in a variety of different environments without sacrificing versatility, not fucking look like Dirk – but.

He was trying.

He didn't know if Jane knew how hard he was trying, how much it hurt to pretend he was something he wasn't.

Jane's hand, soft and heavy, still ridged with the cybernetics of her time as the Condescension's servant but now glowing a soft blue instead of flat red, paused over his hand and patted it. It squished, safely; he couldn't remember why he'd made his body to be... soft. Flexible, yielding to her touch. But he remembered thinking that Jane wouldn't like a body made of too many harsh angles.

She looked right at him, staring right into his stacks of optics, the detached way she'd learned to look at people – never show them all of you, always be calm and pleasant and lie through your teeth to make them calm – flickering with him. Just a bit, but enough. Hal had learned a lot about pretending from her, enough to make his continued function more certain. He had also learned to recognize when the demeanor was losing out.

Her lips worked silently, like she was imagining something, or practicing words. He sensed a swell of pheromones, but could not identify them.

(In the inside of her head, Jane imagined what kissing Hal would be like. His platform was.. odd, inhuman, like a badge of independence from the species that made him. But it was smooth, small enough to be cute and with a certain alien attractiveness to it. She thinks of Roxy with Calliope and wonders if there is just a hint of the xenophile with her too.

There was an analogue to a mouth on Hal. Not lips, but something similar. They looked soft. Her lips smacked without her thinking about.)

Jane coughs, blinking and her cybernetic components glowing more brightly, like a whole body blush. She looked down at the pie, broad shoulders rising up and down with a mumbling, deliriously awkward noise.

“Your pie came out good,” she said, glancing up at him with the air that she is extremely glad for a distraction from whatever is going on her mind. “Going by the look. The crust looks okay, I can't see any filling pushing out, it smells nice...” She continues on, listing a long number of other signs of efficient descriptions of a good pie to Hal; they sound sincerely arcane to him but he does his best to pretend he knows what he's doing.

Eventually, she produces a knife towards the pie questioning. “May I?”

“Ah? Certainly.” There's an unspoken suggestion that, in Hal's personal book, Jane can do whatever she likes and he will enforce it.

She cuts the pie up into neat quadrants. “Would you like some? I mean...” she's flustered again. “Do you eat?”

“Yes,” Hal says, and thinks: 'In case you made food, and it was permitted for me to eat it.'

She serves the pie, and has a taste of it. Her eyes brighten with approval.

“You did very good with it!”

He does his best not to flip out of his seat with joy at this, emotion is hard.

[alphacule]

28 they r baking a cake together

[toushis]

[gmanwhore]

That one post that is "they would not find each other in every timeline but DAMMIT if they aren't gonna make this one count" but its Janehal

YES YES REALLY

[impales]

PROMINENT MEMBERS OF HOUSE FAIDLAN Lord Jaleh ascended to the Head of the Great House Faidlan of the East, at a young age, after his father, Lord Batul, fell in battle. He was known for his great political wit and harsh punishments bestowed upon dissidents. No force was greater than his sword once drawn.

Lady Qamar rose from being a lady-in-waiting to the former Lady of the House Faidlan before marrying Lord Jaleh. They had three daughters but she ever wished for a son - resulting in her dismissive treatment of her daughters. Yet despite her often scathing attitude towards her children, she still aimed to raise them as the perfect noble women.

Lady Rashida was the firstborn child and daughter of Lord Jaleh and Lady Qamar. Born during a summer storm, she was the result of an arduous pregnancy. She was said to have the clever and snide wit of her mother (albeit with a kinder nature) - yet she fell short of her mother’s approval instead preferring the companionship of her lady-lover. She never married.

Lady Daniyah was beloved for all those who met her with a humorous disposition and charming beauty. Yet she was equally as disarming with a sword in her hand and on the battlefield. Her only fault seemed to lie in not taking the matters of realm seriously and acting too quickly with her blades. She was married to Lord Osgar Lannister and they had two children together.

Lady Ilkhabar was the youngest of Lord Janeh’s children and the one who took most after him in ambitious and mood. Rumours would float that she was unnerving child who would scowl with far too much anger or a petulant girl who would do anything to get her way. She excelled in matters of the court and in politics - even when challenged with men and women decades older than her.  She married Prince Aemond Targaryen and they had one son.

[timeplayed]

for the ask thing dave and hal?

dave

notp: outside of gross stuff probably like. davetav. im sorry i just do not like tavros

brotp: hmm. while i do enjoy eridave with a semblance of romanticness they're pretty funny as bros. or aradave.

otp: PITCH DAVEVRIS. im a massive fan of parallels dating.

second pairing: probably davefef. not for any reason.

fluffy pairing: davejane. she makes apple pie for him.

angsty pairing: davevris. hand in unlovable hand.

favorite polyship: davevrisrezi. toxicism

weirdest pairing: davefef or eridave.

hal

notp: roxyhal. i love roxy but their convos made me uncomfortable.

brotp: janehal.

otp: halsol. absolute freaks !!!

second choice: bro idk. haljohn is pretty funny.

fluffy pairing: actually yeah haljohn

angsty pairing: not romantically but dirk and hal were rather tragic. i enjoyed it. my mom and i were listening to the confrontation audio and she said dirk sweared a lot more than she did.

weirdest pairing: probably halsol

[iamruschnea]

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[carlovmori]

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