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ultjade · 9 months

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jane as the absolute worst of the alpha kids at actually cooking anything. dirk and roxy the apocalypse kids can make a reasonably good meal out of pretty much whatever and jake at the very least understands his grandma's arcane cooking technology but jane doesnt know how a stove works. has like three Proper Meals she can make and they're all as desperately baking-adjacent as she could manage. cannot make anything without a recipe to work from. lived off of really pathetic sandwiches and inviting herself over for dinner for the first few months in the medium until roxy took pity on her and showed her how to make a casserole and then she lived off of really pathetic sandwiches and also the same casserole every week

#barking #idk the idea entertained me. ppl who can bake but not cook rise up #homestuck #jane approaching a cookalizer the same way one might approach a bomb or a hyena #obvious unabashed terror whole time jakes just standing there like :B #she can put bread in a toaster and she can make the best bread youve ever had in your life #but she cannot fry an egg and is not even going to try #jane staring at a box of spaghetti like the betty crocker brand cookbooks didnt prepare me for this.

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