#jamoncio

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Don Porccini Needs To Have His Own Orientation Video

Even if he did betray his contract to Black Hat, I am sure he would be good as a lesson to villains in three things.

3. Listen To Your Minions When They Bring Up Something Important

Listen to what your subordinates (including your son) have to tell you it might be important and can save you headaches. If they can point out stuff that could be crucial to focus on and address then don't easily dismiss them until it can bite you in the ass.

2. Don't Trust PEACE Or Another Person/Organization Can Make you A Hero In Exchange For Doing Something For Them

Seriously, if they are corrupt enough to do deals with villains what makes you think they will want to actually keep their promises to you. Any deal with them will end up with them discarding you once you are finished and even arrested for your part.

1. Don't fucking betray the hand that made you the contract to give you power!!!!

Don't fucking betray Black Hat and think you can get away with it. You can't and won't. They will do what they can to hunt you down and kill you. No matter what anyone offers you the consequences will always be dire whether or not they can fulfill it.

Now that we have seen all of examples of Don Porccini's failures let us remember the cost of breaking your deal with Black Hat will end with the side effect of your elimination!

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Os presento a Jamoncio, el espíritu de nuestro jamón navideño.

Os presento a Jamoncio, el espíritu de nuestro jamón navideño.

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Mawrasite Totally Took Heed Lessons From The Orientation About Monologuing

I seriously think she probably had a feeling he would take the bait of monologuing due to what an arrogant pig he was.

Given she was in the orientation videos I think she would have taken those lessons to heart and was always skeptical of why Porccini assigned them this mission that would be more up for a more experienced level. And again she would have seen him be up to fall into this tendency and thankfully it paid off for awhile.

And again he remembers not to get distracted when his son points out they didn't tell who escaped being caught by PEACE. And sadly, he still gets hit for pointing this out because his dad is a pos who even when his son is right he still hurts him because it seems like a natural thing to him at this point.

Well, thanks to that monologue it gave them time until King Cassino came in with the girls and Humiko. Thank goodness using monologuing can save another villain's life. Mawrasite really is a better student of villainy than people give her for.

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The Biggest Red Flag Should Have Been How Many People Were Hired By Porccini

Seriously, the biggest tip off something wasn't right was the amount of people who were hired for this job. I know a lot of them were hired to get back at Heed, but on the other hand if he was really about kidnapping her he wouldn't have hired so many. You could say at least one to three but seventeen is just suspicious. It makes you think he might have an ulterior motive than just kidnapping Heed.

Also it runs counter to his claim that he hates messy jobs if he hires this many people for one assignment and many of them could mess it up and cause it to fail.

If you put the pieces together from the beginning you can tell this was a set up job and that he played everyone for suckers because they couldn't see a man of great standing in the villain community doing this. The red flags were there but people again can downplay it if the person has a certain image they cultivated through the years.

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Man, He Even Calls His Son His Assistant In Front Of Other People

Seriously, is he that embarrassed to acknowledge his own kid in public that he will just address him as an assistant. Depending on what other dads we see Porccini really is one of the worst dads the series has to offer who is not Black Hat (if you see him as a dad figure to 505). It just gives vibes and hints that Porccini doesn't see his own as fit to inherit his empire someday and it's a reason why he hits him around. Seriously, poor guy and I hope he gets a better life after his dad is dead.

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I Really Gotta Feel For Don Porccini's Son

Seriously, he gets nothing but abuse from his old man who publicly slaps him and even says he would have been turned into pork if he wasn't his kid.

And because he followed his father's plan he's probably going to Mitclan for his trouble. Also again getting in trouble with Black Hat if he considers the guy under contract. But then again he could get off the hook if he swears loyalty again but he also will get hate from his fellow prisoners for helping his father put out this plan.

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How I Imagine Jamoncio And Porccini's Relatinship Was Like Growing Up

[Don Porccini misses a target on the dart board.]

King Cassino snickered: Too bad, Porccini. Almost.

[Porccini looked frustrated until he grinned with an idea]

Don Porccini: Almost? Heh! Watch this! Jamoncio!!

Jamoncio: [he comes to his father's request.] Here, Sir! Coming, Sir! Yes, Sir!

[Don Porccini points at the dart. Jamoncio goes over, picks up the missed dart, and puts it in its intended target.]

Don Porccini: Woohoo! On the dot! Yeeha! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! And the crowd goes wild!

[He goes to do a hive five but backs out as a mean joke.]

Don Porccini: High five, Jam! Psych!

[Jamoncio looks sad after his father's meanspirted gesture.]

(If Don Porccini had a English voice actor he so would be voiced by Jim Cummings while Jamonio would be voiced by Rob Paulsen.)

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Jam Mentioning His Mother Is Confirmed Porccini Is Or Was Married

Porccini seems like a guy whose been divorced. He just has that divorced energy. Probably has more than one. I also think his mom is unaware of the abuse Jamoncio endures because he doesn't tell her because he still loved his dad and had a misplaced loyalty that made him not want to rat him out to him so he can continue seeing him and want to be apart of his life so he can see him as his son in public.

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I Noticed How Jamoncio Always Calls His Father By His Real Name (And Yeah Is Always Crying After Being Hit By His Father)

Seriously, you would only think they are just subordinate and boss if he didn't spell it out he was his father, but with the way he acts towards him he really has no true love for his son. It makes me think he really doesn't even see him as an heir but another mook to boss around and he has another person in mind to run his empire if he bites the dust. I think he might have forbidden his son from ever calling him father/dad in public because he's so embarrassed by him to the point it's not general knowledge he has a son.

Seriously, just look at how much he cried and feels hurt after being slapped around by his father. I think this is a regular occurence where he showed no hesitation to hit him whenever he displeased. Just thinking what if he has hit as a child which would make him an even more disturbing villain if he's been treating his son this way since he was a kid and his mooks treat it as normal. And even worse the times he's slapped is after he's trying to inform his father of something important and afterwards his father scapegoats him for not listening when he had the chance. His father treats him like an idiot but he really should have listened to him instead of brushing him off. It would have saved him from his troubles later. Jamoncio just screams someone who want his dad's approval but he thinks of him as inferior and doesn't even give him a right to call him dad. I think it makes me think he's always trying to make sure he does what he can to please him but either way does something that usually ends with him hit. But seriously Don Porccini can contend for one of the worst fathers with the way he treats his own son.

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I should have long made a response to this older post, but yeah my assumption was so wrong he doesn't give a shit about Heed and her father personally and was just hired by Mr. Kelly to watch over her due to his connections with the underworld. In my opinion, I think Don Porccini would see her too much of a brat for his taste to have as a sugar baby.

Miss Heed I Am Going To Shame You For A Bit

You chose that as your sugar daddy when ...

You have this built like a brick specimen around!!!

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Tentacrush (Villainous Oc)

Name: Herberta Bierce

Age: Same Age As Jamoncio

Headcannon Voice Actor: Mae Whiteman (Spanish); Martina Panno (English)

Love Interest: Jamoncio

Abilities: Eldritch-human which grants her various powers including telepathy, pherensible tentacles for arms, limited shapeshifting based on eldritch physiology, long lived, etc Residence: Marin City ; Noctis City (formerly); Mictlan (Formerly)

Occupation: Supervillain

Species: Human-Great Old One Hyrbid

Sexuality: Straight

Relatives: Hasthur (father); Cthulhu (uncle); Roberta Bierce (mother)

Personality: She is a plucky villainess with great ambitions of fame. She desires to one day make her father proud and show she's worthy heir to his name. Despite her ambitions she values personal relationships in her lives, like how she was happy that she saw Jamoncio again after not seeing him for years. She is very supportive of him due to the abuse he endured under his dad and also sees potential in him being even better the villain he is if he just got the support he needs. She also also holds a large grudge against Miss Heed due to her brainwashing her, stealing her money, and even getting her sent to Mictlan. She plans on trying to get back at her one way or another. Despite Jamoncio's participation in the cover up to frame other villains, she forgives him for it due to him always being under his father's thumb and not always knowing better for himself. As a result, she really does despises Don Porccini for his abuse and wants to one day also get back at him even from beyond the grave. She also despises how much he was willing to sell out his fellow villains to be a coddled fake hero. She can be pretty ruthless and unforgiving towards those she hates and will not hold back in hurting them. She is also a big daddy's girl and is very close to him.

Background: The daughter of Hasthur and a human follower named Roberta Bierce she was raised to be his heir and follow in his footsteps. She would enlist in the Black Hat Institute as a student to get a formal education in evil and where she would meet Jamoncio, son of Don Porccini. They would become friends and form a tight bond with one another, especially giving some relief from his parent's divorce and his abuse by his father. After they graduated they drifted apart and both went into villainy somehow. During her time as a villain, she was brainwashed by Miss Heed and forced to be her simp. She was soon snapped out and unlike many others was unluckily sent to Mictlan. She would reside there for months and wouldn't have a shimmer of hope until see Jamoncio who she was glad to see again but was sad it had to be through prison. She and him would bond through prison and Jamoncio admit the reason why he's there is because PEACE betrayed him and his father's gang when his father tried to get in their favor and become a hero. However, they double crossed them and made them all except his father be put in prison. He would also tell about the abuse he endured under his father and made her angry. It was through this bonding they would fall in love and officially become a couple. They would then bide their time in prison until a break out happened and they were freed. She would then join him to help make him into a crime boss that can outdo his father.

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* She is friends with Chimera

* Like many she gave up all her savings when she was brainwashed by Heed. And now wants to get back at her after being in prison.

* She is close with her Uncle Cthulhu even though her father and him don't get along. He often spoils her.

* Her and Jamoncio's relationship is similar to Beret Girl and PJ's relationship which a guy with an abusive parent gets with a girl during his older years and finds happiness with her.

* Her mother lives in Marin City.

* Her relationship with Jamoncio could be a reverse of Miss Heed and Flug's relationship where instead of it being a case where a former classmate uses the guy for her own needs and manipulates his feelings here she genuinely cares for him and tries to support him. It also has her remain a villain till graduation and later hook up with him years later.

* She used to live in Noctis before being brainwashed and sent to prison.