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ââYOU DREAM OF ME??
SUMMARY: entering the dream world was such a strange feat.. especially seeing yourself in somebody elseâs dream.
CHARACTERS: jade leech-centric
GENRE: fluff, crackfic
WARNINGS: you act cringe because jade leech is a cringy guy with wattpad fantasies + BOOK 7 SPOILERS + canon divergence (some dialogue is not exact cause i lowkey forgot, some moments didnât actually happen, and i shortened it a lil so i donât have to write too much)
NOTES: while writing this, it turns out someone else had a similar idea so i was hesitant to upload the writing. however, Iâve decided to anyways. that being said, crediting said individual is still in order since they had the idea first.
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reader is g/n, reader is yuu
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you didnât expect this. nobody expected this, actually.
jade leech, cunning, observant, quiet, and mysterious. he was one to keep his cards close to his chest and play it safely to ensure the best outcomes. and yet, here we are, in said eels dreams. a look inside of his thoughts, how he truly saw people, how heâ
âjade youâre so cool! i love love love love loveeee the way your mind works sooooo much!â a voice, sounding similarly to yours, chimed. âfufu, you flatter me, my pearl..â
your jaw dropped, grims jaw dropped, you can hear idia falling out of his seat from behind the screen, jamilâs eyes had never been opened wider, floyd cringed, silver looked away, ortho could barely compute, and sebek had the most genuine disgust written on his face.
was that you? you thought azul and floyd looked stupid, BUT THAT WAS YOU? jamil slapped a hand over grims mouth, preventing the direbeast from cackling his lungs out at the sight of your pathetic image. âMYAHAHA, HENCHMAN YOU LOOK SO STUPIââ âkeep quiet.â jamil mutters, slightly smirking. you could tell he was also containing his laughter, making your face change in hue.
âeww, no way. i knew jade was all lovey dovey with the prefect but i dont wanna watch it. what a sap.â floyd groans, looking at dream you, real you, then at jade. âi dont wanna watch this either! if you guys are embarrassed how do you think i feel?!â you murmur, hiding your face in shame.
âmy pearl, open wide.â jade grins, holding a piece of shrimp in his hands. âoh my, jade you sweetheart!â you giggle, opening your mouth so jade can feed you. idia snickers, holding back a laugh. you can practically see his smug expression in your mind. âhe has the fantasies of a trashy middle school fanfiction, what comedy gold.â
silver clears his throat, trying to regain the attention of the group in order to free jade from his dream. while everyone with a logical mind held an equally logical discussion, you, floyd, and grim were too focused on the scene before you. âjade, you and shrimpy should just get married.â dream floyd grins, pushing you two together.
âagreed. you both are a match made in heaven!â dream azul says in between sobs, wiping his tears away with one of his tentacles. âwhy, what a splendid idea! azul, please make arrangements right away. we shall wed at once, my dear.â jade chuckles, holding you close in his arms. âj-jade!? i donât know what to say..â
âdo you not wish to marry me?â he asks, his thumb tracing your chin. his voice was low, yet soothing at the same time. âitâs not like i donât want to..â dream you mumbles, avoiding his eyes by looking at the ground with a pout. REAL you, on the other hand, canât bear the sight of it anymore. neither can floyd. or grim.
âletâs continue to overcome hardships and conquer many mountains together.â jade laughs, pulling you all in by the shoulders. as the dream variants of jades loved ones cheer, floyd swims in and swoops down, attacking his brother and his dumbed down dream him.
âI CANNOT STAND IT ANYMORE!â floyd grunts, scowling at his dear brother, who held an expression of shock. âf-floyd? thereâs two of you..?!â he stutters, looking at his dream twin and his actual twin. âtheyâre mirror images of each other! how can you tell them apart!â azul exclaims, wiping his eyes to get a better look.
âwho is this? can i hug you and eat you? hehe.â
âi originally thought you werenât interested in other people, but you have a limited memory. âi dont eat dance and eat shrimps stuck in between rocks.â floyd scoffs, staring at his dumbfounded doppelgänger. âfloyd.. doesnât eat shrimps.. or dance..?â jade ponders, feeling his mind begin to waver.
âjade! im scared!â dream you screams, curling up in the boys arms. your eyebrow twitches, tired of the humiliation you witnessed thanks to jades horrible imagination. following your impulse, you run out with floyd, despite the shouts of your name.
âPREFECT! GET BACK HERE! WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TRYING TO ACHIEVE?!â sebek shouts, but his voice falls on deaf ears. he made a point though, what were you doing? itâd be much safer to just stay back and watch this play out, so why the hell are you trying to get involved?! âp-pearl?!â jade gasps, eyes wide in disbelief.
âth-thereâs also two of you.? what in the seven is going on here?â he swam back slowly, unraveling the scene before him. two brothers, two lovers (well not officially..), and a whole school of students that seem familiar, but unsure as to where.. you could tell jade was beginning to wake up! itâs only a matter of time..
âjade, donât be fooled. floyd shouldnât be that ugly bastard, he should be more innocent and cute. and look at [MC], they love you so much they donât know what to do with themselves! donât be tricked by that fraud.â azul sneers, pointing at you and floyd, much to your dismay. just taking a glance at floyd was enough to be able to tell he was this close to breaking every bone in dream azulâs body and frankly you donât blame him.
âi see.. floyd has been very charming to his relatives and my pearl wouldnât leave my side so quickly,â jade hesitates, glancing at his two brothers. âi should go. they all really need me.â he smiled politely, swimming towards what once looked like his loved ones, now forming into large piles of dark goo. as jade was nearly consumed by the darkness, floyd swims past quickly. you stood on the eels back, landing a hit on dumb dumb floyd, crybaby azul, and cringe wattpad you.
âI DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT.â you finally yell, catching nearly everyoneâs attention. âitâs no use. we have to help out.â jamil sighs, lifting his magic pen. âletâs go!â silver shouts, rushing into the spot where you and floyd had already began your attack. as the fight rages on, the others serving as a distraction for jade, floyd had continued to land hits on the watered down versions of yourselves with ease before they finally shouted for help.
âit hurts! help us, jade!â dream floyd cries. ârescue us, jade!â azul cries. âoww! protect us, jade!â dream you screams, finally catching his attention. âhow dare you! you fake. get behind me, i got this.â jade hisses, attacking floyd directly. you felt your balance falter on floydâs back, slipping before falling near the vents. âprefect!â ortho shouts, rushing over to catch you til you fell into jamilâs arms safely. âitâs not safe, the vents are crumbling due to the fighting. retreat for now!â he directs, running towards a safer location.
âyour carelessness nearly got you killed, prefect.â jamil sighs, looking down at you with a concerned yet tired expression. âsorry, i just couldnât take it anymore!â you groan, crossing your arms angrily. âyou can set me down now, jamil.â you pat his arm, breaking him from his daze. â..right.â he mutters, placing you down gently. they began to discuss different ways to wake up jade, before sebek finally settled on just electrocuting them.
âbe careful, sebek.â silver reminds him, patting his shoulder before the boy ran out. âpierce the cloudy sky, lightning! living bolt!â
the tweels stop their fighting, electricity trickling all over their body leaving them temporarily paralyzed and passed out. after a few moments, their eyes fluttered open, being met with millions of other stares. âjade!â azul shouts, pushing floyd at the way with a grunt. âthank goodness youâre alive! i couldâve lost my cute subordinate!â he sniffles, causing jades eyebrow to raise. â..cute subordinate?â
âiâll cry if jade is gone! donât go anywhere!â dream floyd sighs with a dopey expression. âjade you idiot! you couldâve gotten seriously hurt and id never forgive you!â dream you sobs, rushing over to hold his hand hastily. âhm. thatâs strange. the floyd and azul i know would never say something like that.â jade scoffs, looking at the two with disgust.
âhuh?â they gasp, staring at him as if he said something crazy. âwas sebekâs lightning so powerful, jade is finally starting to awaken?â silver mumbles, raising a finger to his chin. âawaken.. why am i here in the first place..?â jade groans, recollecting his thoughts slowly. âso.. i am a student at night raven college.. on land? agh.â
âmy head feels like itâs going to split!â he winces in pain, holding his head as he shouts. all his memories finally began to come back to him, all the moments he had during the year turning the gears in his mind til he was finally back to his senses. âhow could i possibly have forgotten something so important?â he huffs, looking back at the doppelgängers behind him.
âfloyd would never act so obedient, heâs much more domineering. azul would give orders to others without putting himself in danger as much as possible.â he pauses for a moment, staring at your fake before shaking his head. â[MC] would have never acted so defenseless. what an embarrassing feat. i was acting quite strange.â jade sighs, turning his back towards the trio.
they had all began to complain to jade, asking why he would believe such fake things. dream you broke into tears, curling in floyds arms with a sob. jade would be lying if he said he wasnât a little jealous, but itâs not the real you so heâll hold back. a little. they all clung onto jade, begging him to reconsider his decision before he finally spared them a word.
âcan you please not touch me? creepy.â with a quick slash, the floyd and azul clones were reduced to goo. jade looked at the fake you, slightly hesitating at your trembling figure. alas, they were spared no expense and fell back into the darkness, crying his name and dragging out each syllable.
âno mercy..â idia stuttered, chewing on his nail. âhe was protecting them with his life, only to end them once he realized they were fake.â jamil states, scratching his chin while replaying the scene back in his head. âscary..â idia murmurs. âfinally awake, jade?â floyd punches his brothers arm, earning a chuckle. âyes, thank you.â
they share a laugh before hitting each other suddenly, startling each and every one of you. âfloyd, you dare have hurt your own brother? i thought my whole body was going to fall apart. have you no mercy on your own blood? how terrible.â jade wiped away a tear, floyd not buying it for a single second.
âjade leech.â his banter was cut short by the sounds of your voice, your stern tone telling that this will not end well for him. âw-why, [MC]! how might i be of service.?â jade smiles, remaining his composure well. âdonât âhow might i be of serviceâ me! you have some serious explanation to do once weâre out of this stupid dream.â you scowl, staring him down with an intimidating glare.
jade, seemed unfazed. he was certainly embarrassed, but who is he to let it show? âoh dear, is it quite wrong for one to dream of their mate while asleep?â he shakes his head, catching you off guard. âmate?â everyone collectively questions. âuhm, yeah. do you guys not notice?â floyd scratches the back of his neck as if it were the most obvious thing.
what the hell is he talking about? mate? what.. when? thatâs.. itâs not possible. âwhat are you on about, leech?â you sneer, causing him to grab your hand with a smile. âwould you care for me to show you?â he grins teasingly, pulling you in til you rested on his chest. âhey! why youââ
âenough. you two are more than free to discuss this mishap after malleus is defeated. right now, weâve got bigger problems to focus on.â jamil frowns, separating you two from each other. â..right. im not done with you yet.â you glare at the eel in front of you, much to his amusement. âi look forward to it.â
despite the topic being held for later, you couldnât help but let jadeâs words and fantasies linger in your mind for a moment longer. the statements he had said, the actions he had performed, all of it made you feel.. special.
âhe dreams of me?â
A/N: i got lazy at the end whoops. anyways what if i write a jamil one?? double anyways what if jamil and jade love trianglâ *gunshots*
im not used to writing long fics for characters by themselves and i think you can tell
date published: 8/22/24
Š temiizpalace â do not copy, steal, or put my work into ai. thank you!
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book 7 part 9 thoughts!!
***THIS POST CONTAINS MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR BOOK 7 PART 9 OF THE MAIN STORY!!*** Please note: this is NOT meant to be a summary or a translation; these are only my initial thoughts on the events that roughly unfold. There may be details overlooked or misunderstood in this post, so PLEASE do not use this as a translation.
Kind of a short update this time! It spans parts 140 to 157.
As a reminder, only Vil is following Yuu and co. into the next dream. This is because traveling around with too many people may cause a bug in Idiaâs dream hacking and/or it may make it easier for Malleus to notice them.
They land in Kalimâs dream!! There is a segment where Vil freaks out about falling and we get to see his cute squeaky-voiced vulnerable side again. (Yes, the others tease him about it đ)
They use DREAM FORM CHANGE to swap between dorm uniform (for combat) and school uniform (for general interactions within the dream).
And this new location isâŚ
HUH WHATm/s tHIS?????
It seems like the Scalding Sands, but weâve never seen this before.
OOP THEreâS THE BOY
Those colors look really good on him!! But the hat looks like itâs floating or sitting on just the scalp⌠It feels like maybe it should be further down on his head. (Sorry about the weird screenshot chsvskwguejsk)
Kalim doesnât seem to recognize our squad, nor NRC. He says that he goes to Qasr Sultanate Academy (guess thatâs where the name of his new uniform comes from). It is founded on the generous spirit of the Oasisâs Master (the Sultan). The school was established 2 years ago by his rich ass father, since this area did not have a magic school prior to that. THIS IS NEPOTISM AT ITS FINEST, FOLKS
***Note: "qasr" -> castle or palace, "sultanate" -> a place governed by a sultan!***
Idia reasons that Kalim might be this way to avoid the tragedies that play out at NRC. The dream is sheltering himâŚ
Everyone is dying of heat, so Kalim uses his UM to give them cool drinking water. He also has some servants (no Jamil) bring the roof over to them to help them cool off???
BUT THEN jAMIL PULLS UP AnD
iTâS SO WEIRD, WhYâShE SO PERKY AnD KIRAKIRAâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ âŚâŚ. âŚâŚ âŚ. ⌠. âŚâŚ. .. . ⌠âŚ. . . . HE;S SMILING TOO MUCH, IT;S SUS...... THIS iS wROng (Side note, those colors are also nice on him!)
Dream!Jamil explains that he was hired by Kalimâs father but that their families never cared about their different statuses. In this dream, they basically grew up as real childhood friends and always talk honestly with each other.
The group reminds Kalim that Jamil isnât REALLY like this. Vil especially lays into him, roasting Jamilâs character and going into how untrustworthy he is, etc.
Jamil tries to keep Kalim in the dream by using Snake Whisper. Eventually Kalim has his breakthrough, which is where the Groovy for his new card comes from. He realizes that he believed in a false yet convenient Jamil, he cannot face him anymore.
WAHHHHH look at him đ Heâs leaking like a faucet⌠but heâs also trying so hard to wipe away his tears, to be strong and stand on his own to fight against the fake Jamil! Letâs give him a round of applause, folks đ
(This also means that there is potentially a pattern being established with these new limited main story cards; the Groovies will probably be the character crying as they have their realization that this world is a fake one. Does that mean⌠Crying J word next time??????? Maybe??? Or nah??? đ GOD PLEASE NO MY HEART WOULDNâT BE ABLE TO HANDLE ITâ)
Vil tells Kalim that he also did something embarrassing in his own dream so itâs fine. Kalim callously laughs when he hears about Vil bossing Neige around, then quickly apologies because he realizes he was supposed to deny how bad it is.
Kalim joins the party!! He says it feels weird because usually Jamil is the one to wake HIM up.
They hop into Jamilâs dream!! They appear to have landed in a Silk City bazaar. Ortho takes headcount of them like theyâre students on a casual field trip, lol
Kalim enjoyed the jump but Vil seems to be having a hard time keeping up. Ortho and Silver will stay with Vil while the rest of them look for Jamil.
Yuu and co. fuck around in the market a little, getting coconut juice (well, Kalim buys 10 at once) and whatever. Guys⌠now is seriously NOT the time.
While giving them juice, the vendor suddenly becomes hostile towards Kalim and demands payment instead of letting him put it on his familyâs tab.
OMG?????? Apparently in Jamilâs dream, the Al-Asims are broke and scam free stuff from the vendors đ WHILE JAMIL IS RICH AF
The vendor is calling the POLICE
Silver comes running to save the day!! He says he will pay for his friends and we avoid being hauled off to jail â¨
We continue our search for Jamil, deciding to trek to Kalimâs home in Silk City since thatâs where the Vipers live irl. INSTEAD THEY FIND THIS DESOLATE PLACE (reusing the dried up oasis background)
A bystander explains that the Asim familtâs business failed so they had to give up their house. It got moved and repainted black and red⌠AND NOW JAMILâS THE MASTER đ
A guard comes to chase them off and recognizes Kalim as a servant. Turns out, the Vipers bought the old Asim home and employed them as servants to help them out.
⌠I saw this coming from a mile away, but the cringe of seeing it for myself is too much to bearâŚ
LMAO????? Now we get a rhythmic/twistune of Yuu and co. marching in a parade with Jamil at the head of it.
WhAT YHE FUCK iS ThiS InTERIOR DESIGN, THATâS LITERLLY A STatUE OF jAfAR DoING THE GOLFING SWING
Jamil is not enrolled in NRC; he is also enrolled in a new magic school called Jahir Sahar College (?).
***Note: "jahir" -> jewels, "sahar"/"sehri" -> wizard or magic!***
Jamil scolds Kaim for wearing a uniform of the wrong color and âcorrectsâ it for him. Kalim casually says thank you but Jamil tells him it is, âJAMIL-SAMA, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!â He reminds Kalim that the Asims owe the Vipers a debt so large that they cannot hope to repay it in their lifetime, so be sure to be useful to him.
⌠Bro is power tripping so hard đ
Jamil becomes suspicious of us but Vil plays it off like weâre students come to research the Scalding Sands for a Film Club activity. He allows us to stay but backhanded comments that we look dumb so we wonât pose a threat.
Jamil then offers to give us a tour SiNCE HEâS THE STUDENT COUNCiL PRESIDENT (Rollo called he wants his title back). Iâm guessing this is the case instead of him being dorm leader so Jamil is the ONLY top dog around.
Oh yeah!! Minor thing, magic carpet comes in at some point. Its its colors are closer to that of the magic carpet in the Aladdin film.
He orders Kalim to prepare a feast; Kalim provides water with Oasis Maker and grabs food from the kitchenâall of Jamilâs favorites! But no matter how eager to please he is, Jamil tells him off and makes remarks about how useless Kalim is đ
xbshgejwgsowkw Yuu and co. are like âWOW, Jamilâs imagination is so strong so itâs going to be hard to wake him up!!â Itâs okay, you can say heâs delusional/j
Jamil wavers a little because Kalim begins talking about their childhood memories. Itâs stirring up his own recollections, and I think the dreamâs interpretation of these evens is clashing with the reality that Kalim shares.
Blah blah blah
Dream!Kalim arrives to kiss Jamilâs ass :v aaand Jamil descends into the darknessâŚ
What we see is a potential future in which Jamil succeeded in book 4; Azul and the Scarabia mobs are under his hypnotic influence⌠Kalim is gone⌠and Jamil plans to use the dirt Azul has collected to blackmail the other dorm leaders and take them down. (This lends credence to the idea of him being student council president in his dream because he wants to be the ONLY one in charge.)
LMAO????? Jamil shit talks the dorm leaders đ Like saying that no one likes Riddle anyway, how Leona is probably another lazy nepo baby, etc.
AnD THEN AfTER THE DoRM LEADERS HEâs PlANNING ON GOInG AfTER CROWlEYâS iRRESPONSibLE aSS đ Jamil has his sights set on ruling over the entire schoolâŚ
AyO??????????
I THINK KALIM PUNCHED JAMIL AnD THEYmRE fISTFIGHTING?????? PLEASE, THIS IS PATHETIC
They shout about the things they hate the most about each other. Jamil hates Kalimâs optimism, Kalim finally FINALLY declares that he hates how two-faced Jamil is. Itâs so intense even the hypnotized students are stunned????
Sebek wants to pummel Jamil too but Silver holds him back. His reasoning??? Sometimes people get emotionally charged and itâs better for them to let those out through their fists instead of their words.
I cannot believe that Silver Vanrouge in our lord 2024 really went, âNo, no. Let them cook :)â đ¤Ą
Kalim starts laughing because this is a unique experience to him?? Apparently he and Jamil never fought for real in the 17 years they knew each other. Jamil agrees and says if he neat Kalim up âirlâ it would cause problems for everyone⌠and he realizes his wording and begins questioning the dream world because of that.
He finally wakes up! xbsnbsjwkwkwvdk Kalim is so excited his live 2D model is bouncing on the screen!
The goop returns and drags Jamil to a familiar scene where he OBs and then squares off against his Phantom, similar to what happened with Idia and Vil. Jamil calls his OB self pathetic and always looking for someone to blame. He now sees that view as narrow-minded and limiting.
His Phantom tries to goad him by likening their situation to being genies trapped in a dark and small space, existing to be used their entire lives and not being allowed the freedom they wish for. Admittedly, Jamil has pretty cool lines, saying he doesnât like the Phantom forcing its own wishes on him. Heâs reclaiming his freedom by renouncing the idea of pitying himself. He doesnât plan to spend his whole life inside that lamp and his wallowing, he is going to make his own wishes come trueânot 3 or 10 or 100, but every single one.
(Cue insane Jamil laughter here)
He of course gains the upper hand and rises victorious. Jamil tells Dream!Kalim that he is so polite and subservient itâs disgusting, then he uses Snake Whisper to send him away.
Jamil says thereâs no point in changing roles or positions because ultimately the power to decide what happens is his and his alone. He also says he is not interested in power or freedom granted to him by someone else⌠He will take what he wants on his own! (Not sure why heâs announcing this when no one asked, but pop off I guess đ Vil gave a similar speech when he was facing his own demons, but shorter and I donât think Idia just mumbled to himself before getting back in contact with Ortho.)
Meeting back up with Yuu and co., Jamil is added to the party! (Kalim tries to glomp him in a hug but Jamil expertly dodges âxbssvzjav$c(/?/)
Okay, so Vil is staying behind because he doesnât feel well and doesnât want to hold the group back. Kalim also stays behind because heâs still covered in bruises and such from fist fighting Jamil. This will probably be another pattern that occurs moving forward; only the OB boy moves on with the group.
Next time⌠Octavinelleâs dreams and maybe J word crying card đ!
I think by this time, we already know what to expect in terms of general events. Going into a dream, experiencing it for a short time, learning shocking news about the circumstances, character uses UM, character learns the truth, character cries and fights the dream (who is trying to keep them there), character joins party. If itâs an OB boy, then they will get more screen time and a dedicated segment to fighting their Phantom and then giving a speech about their character development before joining us. Then only the OB boy will dream hop with the Yuu, Grim, Silver, Sebek, Idia, and Ortho while the boys stay behind with the projected selves Ortho creates. Rinse and repeat the formula, and you can probably easily predict whatâs coming in future updates.
In terms of this update, I gotta say that Iâm impressed Kalim finally followed through on the promise of decking Jamil⌠a promise he made all the way back in book 4!! While he doesnât do it with any malicious intent, I think itâs a large stride going forward in having Kalim assert himself and acknowledge the faults that Jamil very obviously has.
As for Jamil... I think itâs becoming pretty obvious what theyâre going for in those OB boy scenes; clearly, they mean to have it be like he is speaking to his âother halfâ in the mirror, a reflection of himself. In this way, each boy confronts the worst aspects of them and comes to terms with it. Itâs meant to represent their character growth from when they first appeared in the main story. Iâm just⌠not sure if I like how itâs been handled overall; I do like everyoneâs speeches so far (they are good; Jamilâs especially slays with all the thematically appropriate allusions to genies and wish-granting), but Iâm less enthusiastic about the context under which these speeches are given. I will most likely make a separate post going into detail about this, but I figured Iâd at least lay my general thoughts out here first.
ahbfbyoqwv8yfqwv8q The highlight of this update this time was just seeing how unhinged Jamil's desires are when given no limitations. It's such a shockingly large role reversal to stick himself in the head honcho seat with zero opposition AND force Kalim into being humbled. When the tables turn on him, Jamil is so quick to being a ruthless and cold master đŚ HE'S FR THE TYPE OF GUY THAT ISNT JUST SATISFIED SUCCEEDING, HE ALSO NEEDS YOU TO FAIL The more of these dreams we see, the more we get the sense that Malleus's idea of happiness is VERY shallow. This was something already verbalized by Idia last update, but I feel it needs repeating because of how difficult to resolve Kalim and Jamil's relationship is. The way his solutions are so... absolute (Kalim and Jamil being besties and/or a complete role reversal) reminds me of the points I often hear from fans who say, "Kalim could free Jamil! Kalim should talk to his dad!" There's good intentions behind it, but it ultimately misses the forest for the trees (that being the complicated social nuances surrounding their families). It's an out-of-body experience seeing that viewpoint displayed via Malleus's magic, but it also feels cathartic to see it being dispelled as being nothing close to reality.
Those are all my thoughts for now!! Really looking forward to the next installment :)) and its potential for... crying J word... Though who knows, maybe itâs just for light trio only and Iâm deluluâ
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How good is their cooking? TW Headcanons
Hey so this is my first headcanon on twisted wonderland and it's simply how well I think they would do at cooking! Just for fun honestly!
Riddle Rosehearts
Obviously I see him as a good cook
Just a little too good. He will follow every recipe and instruction to a âTâ
Seriously, he would start over if he was off by like .0001 millilitersÂ
Granted, itâs because of his need to be perfect. Thus taking him forever to finish one set of food.
He also probably wouldnât get creative or be too big on food art.
Cater Diamond
Definitely has a cooking segment on his magicamÂ
The kitchen is a total mess and unorganized when heâs done
His food is probably a 50/50 it depends on whatâs trending
Definitely found some weird ass recipes online and He wants to try it. (might be surprisingly good)
If he is missing ingredients he improvises with what he thinks is close (oh! Donât have tomatoes, letâs use ketchup!)
Ace Trappola
I actually see him being a decent cook
He would probably mess up by trying to impress someone by doing a trick
He would literally just do something silly like trying to flip the spoon in the air but miss catching it.
He does not follow measurements, he just yolos it.
He also improvises on ingredients like Cater
Has probably gotten distracted a couple of times and burnt the food
Deuce Spade
I know dishes with eggs are his favorite but he will NOT cook an egg himself
So as long as the recipe doesnât contain eggs heâll try it
All honesty I think his food would always have a flaw
Like too little seasoning in one dish, too much in the other, too burnt, or itâs undercookedÂ
But he is trying his best, he really just needs a bit of guidance
Trey Clover
Best cook by far here
We already know he can bake
Cooking would be no differentÂ
He has the flashy tricks down and would definitely do tons of food art.
Would probably struggle a bit with gourmet foods but would overcome it fast
Never burnt a dish in his life
He enjoys cooking, itâs like therapy
Leona Kingscholar
He just doesnât
Never tried and probably never will
Heâs too lazy
Jack Howl
Only does like high protein meals
Fitness Jockey
In out deal (wonât do anything extra)
Ruggie Bucchi
actually a very good cook
My boy is poor, when he gets food he can make, heâs up for it
Steals all of his needed ingredients
Tries to conserve as much as possible (no wasting food)
Can make the best dishes out of simple items
Improv master in cooking
Azul Ashengrotto
Has a goal to perfect his cooking to add onto his list of skills
Very good at multitasking
Makes a goal to be able to cook anything (except octopus lol)
Haggles the price on every ingredientÂ
Watches the calories on everythingÂ
IDK why but I think his specialty would be soups.
Jade Leech
Imma be honest I think he would be very confused
Heâs used to raw food why we have to cook it
Can probably make simple dishes
Has probably rarely touched the kitchen
He can learn to cook if he really wanted to
Floyd Leech
Sevens forbid that this man get bored while cooking, or⌠you wonât have a kitchen anymore
The real estate value would just go up in flames
Azul sees the money seeping through his fingers
The pain I see it nowÂ
Itâs a game of Russian roulette on whether or not the kitchen isnât ash.
Kalim Al-Asim
all right we all know he canât cook
He was served his entire life and canonically blew up the kitchen on multiple occasionsÂ
He can cook with magic tho
Honestly just give him every careful instruction with supervision and NEVER let him do it by himself
Heâs a baby
He has all the party tricks down tho
E for effort
Jamil Viper
Master chef
Heâs been perfecting the art of food for years (by force)
Can make everything and anything
Can also probably do the party tricks
Gets tired of cooking tho and has plenty of lazy days, so knows how to make 5 minute dinners that still taste really good.
Epel Felmier
Master of Homemade recipes
Knows every family dish
Probably made some recipes of his own
Very neat and organized area
Lots of apple based recipes (gives him a sense of home)
Rook Hunt
Why do I see Vils face or symbol on every dish
Heâd make the food look as âBeautifulâ as he can
Tastes varies
Definitely all healthy balanced meals
Has probably made or created his own flavor.
Vil Schoenheit
Very much healthy based foods nothing else
If it doesnât have a benefit towards looks or health he wonât make it
Definitely the cleanest cook like not even a single drop will be spilled.
If something goes wrong he probably blames the pot
Idia Shroud
Whatâs cooking?
My man probably lives off instant ramen, junk food, take out, and soda
The closest he got to cooking was either microwaving something or playing cooking mama on dsi
Ortho Shroud
No cooking
Probably looks up anime dishes for Idia
Lilia Vanrouge
Oh God no
I-I have like no comment
Itâs just a straight disaster
No more needs to be said (sorry grandpa)
SilverÂ
I think he might be a good cook as long as Lilia didnât teach him
Also if it werenât for his sleeping
Heâd be midcooking and fall asleep standing and holding the spoon
Soon the place is on fire, food is charcoal
Sebek
Honestly I think heâs just normal
Not awesome but not bad either
Just casually follows instructions, Improvises when has to
Malleus Draconia
As long as it isnât a modern stove, heâll be alright.
But if it is modern, heâll stand there for hours trying to figure out how to turn it on
But I feel like he has cooked a good number of times in his life span. Heâs not stupid.
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lol will Soni ever do a casual geographic segment on the porygon line? Or imagine like during chapter 6 both porygon z and rotom are inside the main computer at STYX, like Idia tries to intimidate the overblot bois but the speakers suddenly play out some of Idiaâs more R rated animes and when he got to his computer all of his saved data for both Research and gaming are deleted and finding out the fridge froze the kitchen in solid ice, his oven some How set one of the labs on fire, the washing machine? Flooded the 2 of the 3 basements and all of his white clothes are mixed with the coloured ones. All of this happened because he rerouted the wifi to only his room, thus petty tech pokemon WHO uses the wifi as transportationare now pissed and judging his waifu tier list as trash.
Considering that these two asks are interconnected, I'll put them together in the ask! I wrote this all before and then it went poof â ď¸
Soni hasn't really interacted much with Porygons in the past, so I would say no.
Soni's Rotom is professional when it wants to be. It listens to her commands and does so due to the fact that this particular Rotom is calmer than most. However, when Episode 6 hits the fan, Soni allows Rotom to cause chaos and to make Idia's life a literal living hell until the mission's over.
Her Rotom would send out a massive distress signal throughout the world for the assistance of other Rotoms nearby. And then they get to work on the whole STYX facility.
Idia's trying to intimidate the Overblot Boys, and suddenly the speakers pop on. Leona and Azul smile like it's Pay Day for them, Jamil is quietly judging while smirking, Vil is completely done and over with the situation, and Riddle's combusted over the sounds that come out of the speakers.
Idia's running all over the place, trying to figure out why everything's suddenly malfunctioning at that moment.
"Tototototo!" The familiar cackle of the Pokemon crackles over the speakers. You wanna try and finish us off, so better try your best, buddy boy!
Fridges are breaking, washing machines are whirring and spilling over water, ovens are setting off fires, and everything is breaking down incredibly fast. The scientists are scrambling to get things back online, but the Rotoms and Porygons make a complicated code that they can't decipher. The code is a language that only code Pokemon can read/write in.
All the chaos is getting to Idia, and suddenly, Soni appears on screen. For Idia, it's like the end of the world, and in a way, it really is. The others? They're just glad not to be the focus of her rage.
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x pokemon#pokemon#ask#pokemon au#soni monet#pokemon trainer oc#episode 6#idia shroud#idia you screwed up big time#rotom#porygon#leona kingscholar#azul ashengrotto#riddle rosehearts#vil schoenheit#jamil viper#everyone's watching#they're glad its not them
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What you said! All I want to add is what I always say about representation. It is very important that said represetation is GOOD. And yeah, LS is 100% unfunny, there are only so many times you can joke about being a "brown bisexual girl" (her words) before it gets old, and her jokes got old after the first episode.
(again, i seem to have a lot to say about this, so tldr; u right lol)
EXACTLY!! i feel like when she got the show, people wanted her to show that a âbrown bisexual girl can do it, tooâ sheâs not showing that. lol. sheâs consistantly showing that she canât do it. and i think people fail to realize sometimes that while a lot of people in the spotlight (specifically talking about comedians, talk-show hosts, and people who are famous for âbeing themselvesâ rather than singing or acting, etc) do have privilege - that doesnât take away the talent that a lot of them have. John Mulaney? Hella privlieged, straight white male - hilarious, obviously celebrated and loved. as far as talk show hosts go? seth and stephen? white straight guys - but they can easily deliver jokes in ways that are funny, and will get a laugh, and they know how to smooth things over if an interview gets awkward, or anything like that (not only does lilly not have the skills to do this - she doesnât seem to notice when things are awkward.)
itâs like... she has this âi can do whatever a straight white man can doâ and itâs like... no? no you canât, because you are you, and you donât have their talent? iâm sure there are plenty brown bisexual women who could compete with the white guys in the spotlight, but it's not her lol Iâll even name some people who could take over, here:
Jameela Jamil (who may be straight, but sheâs still a woc): is hilarious, strong, and used to be a television presenter, I think she would make an amazing late night host.
Stephanie Beatriz (bisexual latina; surely busy with b99, but this is all hypothetical obv): funny, talented, sweet, and seems super great with people, i think she would do amazing.
Amber Riffin, who i mentioned before (black; i think sheâs straight): comedian, one of the writers for Seth Meyers, and she has a segment on there. Iâd watch her show for sure.
so yeah, iâm not happy with the rep. iâm white, but as a person of the lgbt community, iâm upset, and i can imagine a similar feeling when poc have to watch... her... become the âfirst woc to have a late night showâ like... sigh. we shouldnât just cling onto any kind of rep we can get, like you said, we need good rep.
and this is one of the reasons why i tend to ship more mlm than wlw, because there is so much more mlm rep out there, and i just end up shipping whatever couples i end up shipping. as a wlw iâm not just going to cling onto any kind of shred, or scraps of rep than i can find. (what tf is going on with s*ndy and d*bbie btw yuck no one cares like??)
anyway iâm upset and uncomfortable someone cancel that show please we donât need it. or replace her with any of the three listen above, or any of the many, many other talented women out there. sigh.
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