#jamie kane⭐headcanon

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@firelightfables​ asked for the headcanon meme...

          😳 - Three Embarrassing Head Canons from Jamie

     Given Jamie’s ‘condition’, most of his life has revolved around being as ‘normal’ as possible while also being as safe as possible - for himself and everyone around him. It’s meant he’s always been ‘the Weird Kid’ anywhere he goes - skin always covered up, not very social, never dates and keeps physical distance from everyone. He will literally flinch away from anyone who attempts to touch him if they got close enough without him moving first, and he’s been made fun of a lot for it. Possibly worse were teachers who meant well trying to get him to talk things out, assuming that the skittish behavior was for different reasons.      Jamie is not only a virgin, but hasn’t even been kissed! It’s a tragedy, for sure, but poison touch does that to someone’s love life.      He’s been puked on/nearly puked on by three drunk bridesmaids, one of whom was the maid of honor, a bride and two grooms while doing wedding photography. Mutant reflexes only help so much sometimes. He’d rather sit on a fire escape taking pictures through a window than do weddings.