#jameson hawthorne and his traffic cones

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Inheritance games headcanons because I finished my finals

Thea pours milk into the bowl before cereal

The Brothers ways wanted a dog, but Tiramisu is the first because Tobias Hawthorne never let them

Pen whore Grayson will never admit that dollar store pens are some of his favorites @riddles-n-games

Nash has made appearances in soap operas as a heartbreaker with a heart of gold

Xander and Jameson are trying to find Atlantis

Alisa makes those how would you say ___ in legal speak videos

Max’s way of “cursing” is what everyone in Hawthorne House does now

Avery and Libby watch anime together

Grayson wants a relationship, he's just afraid of being open and vulnerable to someone only for his heart to be broken

Gigi volunteers at animal shelters so she can hang out with cats

Libby has given Grayson advice on the whole having younger sisters thing

Grayson changed Jameson’s ringtone to the “I'm just Ken” parody as a joke

Jameson has yet to retaliate

Avery is still going to major in actuarial science, because she likes it

Xander wants to sample every bakery in the world and compile a list of the best for each dessert

Max hosts a Star Wars podcast

Nash reads romance books

Libby can't read spice without blushing

Xander actually wrote “The Care and Feeding of Your Broody Twenty-Year-Old Brother” he recommends leaving a trail of pens or traffic cones leading to the desired destination

Nana insisted on giving Avery and Libby etiquette lessons (think the princess diaries movies)

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Can you please do Jameson Hawthorn x reader fics your writing is amazing

Why There's Glitter in Grayson's Bathroom

Thank you so much!! It means so much that you apprecieate my writing!!

Here's romantic partners in crime, traffic cone chaos, and my attempt at a cute/clever nickname

Prank wars, while they became less common, they got more elaborate. Grayson never should have said that he noticed everything. You knew the moment it left his mouth that Jameson would take it as an open invitation to mess with him. You were sitting on a couch watching him pace in front of a white board. Near illegible writing scattered on the mind map, detailed the intricacies of his plan.

"Vixen you’re a genius!" 

Jameson had that crooked smile that drive you crazy. You walk towards him, standing on your toes and giving him a chaste kiss. You take the marker from his hand, "your plan is good, but you forgot one thing. Cleaning schedule."

Jamie laughed, "if all goes well, we won't need to worry about that."

Jameson already had the first things he would place in Grayson's part of the house. You suggested a variation of what that comedian did with rubber ducks. He loved how clever you were, figuring out how to pull off some of his most impossible ideas. As soon as Grayson was gone, you snuck into his rooms. 

"Put them somewhere you only glance at, like between a frame and a wall or the top of a lamp," you suggested. You agreed to start with only three or four tiny traffic cones and then slowly work your way up to large ones. Jameson had put two in the bathroom and as expected, Grayson didn’t notice their presence. Jameson bugged you while studying to recount how Grayson spent all day in his rooms and didn’t notice the tiny traffic cones. Time to level up.

Xander had the next step up, legos. “Do you have anything big planned once you get to big traffic cones? Or are you just letting them sit there?” 

You smiled, “Are you familiar with the concept of the glitter bomb?” 

Jameson slammed the car door and sighed at yet another parking lot devoid of traffic cones. You leaned against the car next to him, admiring how he looked while frustrated. The crease of his brows, how he would rub his eyes, and the pouty frown that made him look in desperate need of kissing. Lack of streetlights made the idea more and more tempting until you finally gave in. Gently at first, turning him toward you before stealing his frown for yourself. No matter how many times Jameson kissed you, he acted like it would be your last. He held your face with both hands, tilting your head just right so he could savor every moment. You let your hands slide down his chest, smiling against his mouth when his abs tensed under your touch. His tongue traced your lower lip, earning a contented sigh. You tugged at his waist, his warmth surrounding you.

Jameson rested his forehead against yours, hand on the small of your back keeping you close, “What are you thinking, Vixen?” 

“You needed to stop thinking Jamie.”

At this point you, Jameson, and Xander were sure that Grayson was purposefully ignoring the traffic cones. Probably didn’t want to give you all the satisfaction of having proved him wrong. So the three of you continued this plot, until the day Grayson burst into Jameson’s room yelling and covered head to toe in rainbow glitter. 

Thank you again ❤❤

-Cherry

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Hello Confusion, I'm Claire 😂

It started as a headcanon and snowballed from there. Then it ended up in a Jameson x reader fic about why there's glitter in Grayson's bathroom

Can someone PLEASE explain to me Jameson Hawthorne and traffic cones?! What and where did that start???? I am confusion.

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TIG Characters as Things I've Said/Done

Avery: I should get an award for how social I've been today.

Gigi: *spamming friends and family with pictures of my cat* I've had so much coffee I don't think I'm human anymore.

Grayson: Is this your subtle way of saying you hate me?

Nash: I'm proud of you for doing something that's gonna help you! You deserve to be happy.

Jameson: Have you noticed the store has stopped putting traffic cones in the parking lot?

Libby: *walking aisle of Halloween decor* It's the most wonderful time of the year!

Xander: I do not need a muffin. I do not need a muffin. I do not need a muffin.

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Which Brother Hugs Best

Xander: is anyone actually surprised? He’s the sweetest and his hugs are just as warm as him. Xander is the definition of a teddy bear and his hugs are hands down the best

Jameson: He isn’t hesitant about bone crushing hugs or the kind where you also tackle the person you’re hugging. He practically envelopes the person he’s hugging. He just can’t resist the “cute aggression” and squeezes a little too tightly. Would rather be stealing traffic cones

Nash: He’s a hugger. Side hugs, full hugs, that weird handshake-backslap-hug thing guys do, all the hugs. You’re leaving? Let me hug you.   While Nash’s hugs are soothing, they sometimes become that kind where your parent or someone starts giving you a peptalk/lecture while hugging you and it just lasts way too long

Grayson: Touch and you’ll pay 

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Thoughts on Jameson Hawthorne x Street racer!Reader?

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Inheritance Games headcanona because I’m almost done with finals

Xander is ambidextrous

Nana loves true crime documentaries

Jameson gives Avery traffic cones like a penguine gives pebbles

Nash has had at least one run in with a large crime organization

There is a trampoline park in Hawthorne House

Xander has depression 

Grayson had perfect attendence until TFG happened

Libby loves to read

Jameson paints his nails (I feel like his go to color is green)

Avery drinks her coffee black and makes fun of the boys for being “coffee snobs”

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Found this while making a Pinterest board for my Grayson Hawthorne fic

Jameson getting Avery in on the traffic cone chaos

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Jameson Hawthorne about to show the school why they shouldn't paint the parking lot on a weekday

Grayson about to have an aneurysm, frustrated from telling him not to

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Wild stories about Jameson and his traffic cone chaos coming soon

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Masterlist

Suits, Scones, and Serendipity (series in progress)

Slow burn Grayson Hawthorne x reader fic. Their friendship survived the disater that was Emily Laughlin. Turns out that was just the beginning

Part 1- Late night visit from Grayson 

2: Pancakes? Panic-cakes?

3: Cat-astrophy

4: No Scones

5: Sleepless Nights

6: Good Friends

7: Rookie Mistake

8: The Perfect Moment

Soul-Touched (series in progress)

A genius abducted, a soldier experimented on, and everything in between (and after).

1: Waking The Asset

2: Captive

One-shots

Why There’s Glitter in Grayson’s Bathroom: Jameson Hawthorne x reader

Headache: Grayson Hawthorne x reader

Put Them to Better Use: Grayson Hawthorne x reader smut

Exhaustion: Grayson Hawthorne x reader

Missed You: Grayson Hawthorne x reader smut

ICU: Grayson Hawthorne x reader

Gummy Bears: Grayson x reader

Storytime: Nash x Libby

Your Favorite Kisses: Grayson Hawthorne x reader smut

A Few Minutes With His Brother: Grayson is hurt

Headcanons

Grumpy!Grayson x Sunshine!Reader

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More traffic cone antics

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This is perfection

Inheritance games headcanons because I finished my finals

Thea pours milk into the bowl before cereal

The Brothers ways wanted a dog, but Tiramisu is the first because Tobias Hawthorne never let them

Pen whore Grayson will never admit that dollar store pens are some of his favorites @riddles-n-games

Nash has made appearances in soap operas as a heartbreaker with a heart of gold

Xander and Jameson are trying to find Atlantis

Alisa makes those how would you say ___ in legal speak videos

Max’s way of “cursing” is what everyone in Hawthorne House does now

Avery and Libby watch anime together

Grayson wants a relationship, he's just afraid of being open and vulnerable to someone only for his heart to be broken

Gigi volunteers at animal shelters so she can hang out with cats

Libby has given Grayson advice on the whole having younger sisters thing

Grayson changed Jameson’s ringtone to the “I'm just Ken” parody as a joke

Jameson has yet to retaliate

Avery is still going to major in actuarial science, because she likes it

Xander wants to sample every bakery in the world and compile a list of the best for each dessert

Max hosts a Star Wars podcast

Nash reads romance books

Libby can't read spice without blushing

Xander actually wrote “The Care and Feeding of Your Broody Twenty-Year-Old Brother” he recommends leaving a trail of pens or traffic cones leading to the desired destination

Nana insisted on giving Avery and Libby etiquette lessons (think the princess diaries movies)