#james corden ugh

[just-an-enby-lemon]

The thing about Netflix The Prom is that it sucks. It is really bad. It genuinally ruins a good musical. Also It was during the James Gorden unfortunate golden age and his portray of Barry is genuinally offensive.

That all being said Andrew Rannels song slaps so hard. I have no idea what that man was doing there but he absolutly served.

(Kidman was sort of good and look Meryl Streep was alright but I do think that it was one of her worst performances, not the worst - for me that one goes to Into The Woods - but far far from her best.)

Edit: OMG I forgot Ariana DeBose! Her perfomance was really good (tho I do think she and in a minor level Jo Ellen Pellman would slap soo much more if they were doing it on theater instead).

[larentslovechaos]

so like deadass do louis and harry just like ... not talk for weeks or months at a time and just... stay together like the idea if that seems insane to me but whatever works for them 😭😭

[noys-boise]

I know it isn't halloween but I thought I'd give you a scare

💀THE INTO THE WOODS MOVIE💀

(Luckily it isn't real lol)

aaaaargh that's so scary next time put a trigger warning or something /j

[mrs-johansson]

Strangers in the night - Scarlett Johansson x Fem!Reader

Part 20:

“Today we are joined by an amazing actress, director, and screenwriter. You’ve seen her in films like Red Sparrow, Lady Bird, and the Divergent trilogy. Please welcome, Y/n Cole,” called out James Corden and I walked out from the back.

I sat on the sofa and before we started he introduced the other guest. Ellen fucking Pompeo. “Oh my god hi,” I stood up and Ellen spread her arms with a wide smile. “Hi!” She said and we hugged. “I am fangirling, so sorry,” we all sat down. “I’m guessing you’re a Grey’s Anatomy fan, Y/n,” started James. “Are you kidding? I live and breathe by Grey’s Anatomy,” I said and the crowd laughed along with Ellen. “It’s season 15 now, who is your favorite character at the moment?” “Ugh… I looove Meredith,” I glanced at Ellen and she smiled. “I truly think since Derek died, she’s a better character in general. I love Jo, oh Amelia, she’s the best. Alex is one of my favorites too, along with Bailey. I can’t choose!” I sighed and shook my head. “Do you watch the show often?” Asked James. “Oh yeah. Very often. Actually, I made my girlfriend watch it with me, so we started at the beginning,” I said, already nervous about what was coming now that I mentioned Scarlett. James saw the opportunity and with a smile, he started talking. “Now that you’ve mentioned, you just went public with your girlfriend who’s none other than Scarlett Johansson,” he said and the crowd erupted in cheers and I just shyly smiled. “I was genuinely surprised when I saw your post. I haven’t heard any rumors or that kind of talk around the two of you,” he said. “That was a struggle, believe me,” I chuckled, and then so did the crowd. “We did our very best to lay low at all times. And we just shot Jojo Rabbit so it was very important for us not to look like we’re just trying to promote the movie, so we just laid low for a while now.” “But you’re happy?” Asked James and I smiled very widely just knowing how happy I actually am. “I can’t even describe how happy I am. It just feels… right,” I explained even though I could barely put my feelings into words.

***

“Please water them Scar, they're gonna die if you don’t,” I basically whined as she helped me move my suitcases into the car outside. “I will water your plants every day,” she let the suitcase over to my driver who put it in the truck. “Thank you,” I said and he sat behind the wheel. “Have fun and text me when you can. I’ll bring Rose when I can,” Scarlett took my hands. Smiling cutely. “I will. I’ll miss you but it’s gonna be fun when I come home,” I smiled and she nodded. “It sure will.” “Okay, I need to leave. I love you,” I gave her a long kiss before pulling her in a hug. “I love you too.”

I got into the car and we made our way to the airport where I got on the plane and took off to Massachusetts.

On the plane I’ve read the script multiple times, memorizing my bigger parts.

When I touched down I checked into the hotel and because we have a tight schedule, the table read was just 2 hours after my landing.

Getting all my essentials for the rest of the day and I was at the office in no time.

I don’t think I’ve ever been so comfortable going into a new project. I’ve worked with the director before, I’ll have Flo there and Timmy, and the only thing I was nervous about is Meryl Streep. I don’t think I need to explain that.

I walked into the room and I spotted Florence right away, who was speaking to Emma Watson and Eliza Scanlen. There was Greta Gerwig at the front table talking with probably the producers. I didn’t see Timothée anywhere so I quickly texted him but then I felt a gentle hand on my shoulder. I turned around and I was faced with the icon herself, Meryl Streep. “I didn’t mean to scare you, sorry. I just wanted to say hi, before we start,” she said and I was just standing there, my mouth dry. The next thing I know something just hit me in the back. Like a crumpled piece of paper. Quickly cleaned my throat and answered. “Sorry,” I chuckled. “It’s so nice to meet you. I’m such a big fan of yours, but I’m sure you get this from everyone,” I mumbled, trying to not faint. “Oh well, it’s not the same from everyone, so thank you. But, I must say I’m also a fan of your work. Red Sparrow was amazing,” said MERYL STREEP. I can’t wait to tell my dad about this. “Wow, uhm… thank you so much. It means a lot,” I smiled and with a hand on my shoulder once again she stepped away and went over to Greta. Timmy literally jumped to my side and I’m sure he heard everything because he had a big smile on his face, his eyebrows almost meeting with his hairline from the excitement. “That was siiick,” he whisper-yelled and shook me by the shoulders. “I just can’t believe that happened,” I said. I spoke with everyone a little, and I was really excited about this movie.

After we all got our seats, Greta spoke a few words and we started.

We had such a great time. Everyone was laughing and when something emotional happened we all paid attention to those who were in the scene.

Around 8 pm we finished and it was amazing. We all had great chemistry with each other so I think this is gonna work out really well.

“Do you guys want to go have dinner? I know a great place,” I suggested and most of them accepted the invite.

Timothée, Florence and I got into one car and Emma, Eliza, James and Laura into the other one. Laura needed a little convincing to tag along because she said “I’m too old to go with all of you”, but she’s way too cool not to come with us.

We all fell into conversation pretty quickly as we got to the restaurant. Everyone was talking to someone and I think everyone felt comfortable with one another. “So you get to experience both Noah and Greta’s directing methods, that must be interesting,” I said to Laura who was sitting next to me. “Yeah, it’s so fun. Both of them are so different but I’m sure they’ll have some similarities.” “You guys shot the whole of Marriage Story on film, right?” “Yes, but I’m sure Scarlett told you all about it,” she smiled cheekily. I smiled shyly and nodded. “She did, yeah. I love the story so much, it’s just so full of love and your character just seems so fun and cool,” I said. “It is an amazing story. Noah did such a great job with the script. But let’s not talk about work in off time too, I could barely get Scarlett away from her phone while working,” she bumped her shoulder to mine and I just smiled. “I uhm… we talked a lot that time yeah,” I said and Laura smiled knowingly. “Ah well her smile was different. She was happy and glowing. I think you surprised everyone, but I could tell it’s genuine. I’m glad you have each other.”

***

“Hello?” Heard the voice over the phone. “Scarlett? Baby, hi,” I mumbled as I saw her beautiful face on the screen. “Okay, you’re drunk. First day went well then,” she chuckled adorably. “It was so fun! Oh my God, Meryl Streep is amazing. She said Red Sparrow was amazing. Funny because I’m naked in that one,” I said while taking my dress off, but I accidentally stumbled onto the couch. “Careful there.” “I’m fine,” I threw the dress on the floor and made my way to the bed. “Take off your makeup before you go to bed, baby,” said Scarlett over the phone. “I don’t want to though,” I whined as I sat on the fluffy bed. “You’ll thank me tomorrow.” “Fine,” I sighed and moved to the bathroom. “How was your day?” I mumbled as I fidgeted with my skincare bag. “It was good. We had some reshoots for Endgame so it was fun,” she said. “Oh don’t tell me any spoilers or I’m gonna cry,” I started to take my makeup off. “I won’t, I won’t. I think you’re gonna like it though.” “Yeah? I’m sure you’ll look hot in it so I’m not worried,” I smirked at the screen and she just laughed. “I’ve never seen you this drunk before, how much did you have?” “Just a couple glasses to be honest,” I shrugged. “Aha, I’m not so sure about that.” “I’m telling you, it wasn’t a lot.” “If I text Laura, are you sure she’s gonna say the same thing?” I glanced down at the phone and a smile pulled on my lips. “No.” “Yeah, that’s what I thought, but I’m glad you’re already having fun. I’m sure it’s gonna be a great shoot.” “Oh my god, yeeees. I love everyone so much,” I threw the makeup wipes in the trash and rinsed my face with cold water before going back to the bedroom. “Take a painkiller in case this all goes to hell. And drink a lot of water.” “I’ve been drunk before, I know how this works Mom,” I chuckled. “I just want to make sure you’re okay, baby.” “I know, I know. Thank you for that,” I blew a kiss towards the screen. “Always. What’s the plan tomorrow?” She asked. As I could see, she was just lying in bed with glasses and a big sweatshirt on. The TV reflected from her glasses making it a bit difficult to see her eyes. “Rehearsals for the next week and just after that we start shooting. But I can’t waaaait, I’m so excited for this one. I just know that it’s gonna be so so good and fun,” I laid down in bed and pulled the covers up to my chin. “I’m excited for you and to see it. Have you done a period movie yet, I don’t think so, right?” “Not this old, no. The latest was the Gatsby I think,” I yawned while trying hard to focus on the conversation. “You should go to bed, Y/n,” Scarlett said as she got up from her bed. “I really should but I love talking to my girlfriend, she’s kinda fun you know,” I rolled over to my stomach, trying to get comfortable. “Yeah? Well, your girlfriend is not going anywhere so you can speak to her whenever you’re free.” “I know,” I said slowly, just looking at the screen and admiring how amazing she was. “I love you,” I said, still feeling the booze. “I love you too, you drunk. Go to bed, honey. Text me when you wake up, okay?” She said softly with the cutest smile on her face. “I will. I love you.” “I love you too, sleep well.” “You too.”

***

All the cast members filled up the room as we were waiting for Greta. Florence on my right side and Timothée on the left. Sunglasses on both of their faces, sliding off their chairs, heads tilted back. “How are you not dead?” Murmured Timmy as he pulled the hood of his sweater over his head. “I have an amazing girlfriend who takes care of me. And you crazy people just downed every glass you found on the table,” I gave him a bottle of water. “Thanks.”

“Alright everybody, I hope you had a good night's sleep. Today is like to go through some of the bigger monologues so we can work on those if it’s necessary,” Greta explained and as I looked at my friends, I quietly chuckled. “Today’s gonna be fun.”

[goongiveusnothing]

the holding their train thing was one of the things i hated most from his PR disasterclass.//

ugh that was sooo annoying. and like ok if you’re going to do it do it once. but he did it the whooooleee night. and david seemed so annoyed by him too. he couldn’t even shut up while david was giving his acceptance speech. same as when he was trying to be silly like a child during the dwd press conference in venice while other people were trying to speak.

he never remains friends with anyone he works with. not friends with olivia, florence, chris pine. not friends with david, emma. not friends with anyone from dunkirk. not friends with anyone from marvel.

it's a weird thing where we get told he's the nicest most likeable guy who everyone loves... yet all of his closest people are james corden, ben winston, the azoffs, xander, and his personal trainer.

[ao3feed-larry]

Pink and Fizzy

by IvyMichaelson

“And what are you supposed to be, Nialler?” Louis asks.

“I’m the pit,” he says mockingly, as if he doesn’t understand the question.

“The pit?!” Harry squeaks, averting his eyes and looking at the ceiling as Niall turns around nonchalantly before he has put himself away fully. What was it with everyone with their dicks out tonight?

“The pit!” Niall confirms and turns on the tap to wash his hands, splashing Harry and Louis with cold water in the process. Why were they still under the sink? Nobody knows.

“And stop being such a prude, H, nothing you haven’t seen before. At least I’m not flaunting it like Tommo over there.” He gestures down at Louis’ crotch with a smirk and wiggles his eyebrows.

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.” Louis tries to hide himself with his beer.

“I don’t think that’ll cover it,” Harry giggles happily while taking a big gulp from Niall’s glass. “Ugh, I hate Chardonnay, s’got too much vanilla, this one,” he frowns before taking another sip.

---

Or, the one where Harry is a writer who knows nothing about wine and has a huge crush on his co-worker. But they're just friends. It's fine... or is it?

Words: 4255, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: One Direction (Band)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, Lewis Capaldi, James Corden

Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik/Liam Payne

Additional Tags: OT5 Friendship (One Direction), OT5 Feels (One Direction), OT5-centric (One Direction), OT5 Fluff (One Direction), Light Angst, Banter, Slow Burn, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, Fluff and Humor, Pining, Mutual Pining, Friends to Lovers, Friendship/Love, Wine App, There is so much wine, Writer Harry Styles, Writer Louis Tomlinson, Road Trips, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Cabin, Sharing a Bed, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Past Relationship(s), Niall Horan & Harry Styles Friendship, Niall Horan & Louis Tomlinson Friendship, Niall Horan & Lewis Capaldi Friendship, Halloween Costumes

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[agaypanic]

do you have any music recs??? any except country

only country song i like is before he cheats lol btw i also have playlists for some (key word some lol) characters that i write for, so if yall wanna see that lmk :)

My Music Recs

(for a broad rec, i'll list some of the artists i listen to and then if you want more specific recs, i'll put my favorite album and then favorite song from that album)

5 Seconds of Summer - CALM - Teeth (the live version is superior to the recorded imo, the best one i could find is the one they do on the james corden show)

Avril Lavigne - Let Go - Complicated

Bea Miller - Not An Apology - Dracula

Billie Eilish - Happier Than Ever - Billie Bossa Nova

Bloodwitch - I Am Not Okay With This - I'm Yours Tonight

Britney Spears - Circus - Circus

Conan Gray - Superache - Family Line

Demi Lovato - HOLY FVCK - 29

Hayley Kiyoko - Expectations - Wanna Be Missed

Jack Harlow - Come Home The Kids Miss You - Nail Tech

Lady Gaga - The Fame Monster - Paparazzi

Lana Del Rey - Born To Die - Radio

Lemonade Mouth - Lemonade Mouth - She's So Gone

Lewis Capaldi - Divinely Uninspired To A Hellish Extent - Before You Go

Lizzy McAlpine - five seconds flat - reckless driving

Melanie Martinez - PORTALS - BATTLE OF THE LARYNX (i saw her in concert a few months ago and it was the highlight of my week it was so good, and i was graduating later that week lmao)

Olivia Rodrigo - GUTS - vampire

R5 - Heart Made Up On You - Stay With Me (i saw them in concert when i was like 10 and i got a high five from ross lynch and i think either riker or rocky. AND i have a poster that's signed by all of them, i gotta find it)

Sabrina Carpenter - emails i can't send fwd: - opposite (sabrina carpenter is the loml UGH)

Shawn Mendes - Illuminate - Lights On

Tate McRae - all the things i never said - that way

Taylor Swift - Speak Now - Dear John

The Vamps - Cherry Blossom - Married In Vegas (i wanna see them in concert so bad, i wanna see bradley simpson irl with my own eyes)

[sunflowervoltwentyeight]

https://www.tumblr.com/sunflowervoltwentyeight/762746312540225536/ive-just-seen-a-video-of-james-corden-being?source=share

this sometimes makes me wonder.. does he find all of this okay? these ellen and corden and ben winston and kardashians of the world.. or is he one of those people who thinks as long as they didnt hurt him, it doesnt matter what they do to others...

at what point is such a circle just one too many friends.. is what he gets back from them really worth the stains on his own soul

Ugh idk which person I can't stand the most in the list lmao 😭 I wish I knew...

[lunatic-fandom-space]

ugh someone just requested a james corden song on musicalradio.de because its his birthday apparently

[myfairkatiecat]

Honest thoughts on all of these, realistically:

1. I can see them adding a sad ballad for Oscar bait unfortunately 😭

2. Fiyero still being white wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world (since in my brain he just… IS Derek Klena and Aaron Tveit combined) but I would like to see diversity. Either way I don’t think I’d be upset

3. Ew not the baby shark teeth

4. Ugh why do I feel like they will TOTALLY do a bully arc with Pfannee and ShenShen.

5. DORTHY AS JUDY GARLAND CGI 😭😭 hopefully they don’t but honestly they totally might—

6. James Corden—I SWEAR if they like, cast him as dillamond or the wizard or something I will throw a fit

7. Ew honestly they’re definitely going to make ALAYM a little weird and uncomfy, like I’ve just accepted it at this point, but I have enough faith in humanity to believe it won’t be THAT bad

8. Dramatic extended battle in WICKED? Wait no they’ll do that NOOO

9. Melena/Wizard affair scene with green bottle close up? Ofc. They’re totally going to do that, again I’ve just accepted it at this point

10. I hope they don’t do too much with Crope and Tibbett just because they’ll completely mischaracterize them if they try

11. Ew not the morrible wizard romance subplot. I feel like the writers are going to think about it, consider it, and edit it out so we don’t get traumatized (they should at least make that good decision)

12. See but again that’s literally GOING TO HAPPEN, Ari is so going to sing the credits. (Ari as Glinda is either going to be amazing or really bad. Like she’s either going to slay or make us theater fans cry. It all depends on her ability to train her voice back to a theater style, but I honestly think she could act the role pretty well. We don’t want whistle tone Glinda tho) no Ari is in the movie therefore she will sing the credits. (The credits SHOULD be an instrumental.)

We always love defying gravity

13. Yes and they’re going to do it during Wonderful. Like a flashback to he wizard’s tragic childhood and why he accepted all the praise. (All jokes aside I think they’ll probably think better of this one, but it’s a possibility.)

14. They’d better not I love Nessa

15. NO THEY CAN’T GIVE EVERY STUDENT A DEAR OLD SHIZ SOLO! I think that’s not something they’ll definitely do but I can see it.

17. Oh Boq 😭 they wouldn’t do that to the character. They wouldn’t. Like, I’m 80% sure they won’t do that.

18. I know this is a scorching hot take but I never liked Gelphie, I feel like the idea of a sisterly friendship was more profound in the story without making it romantic. But “What is this Feeling” absolutely MUST remain the way it is, where it toes the line of “gay,” bc I LOVE that and it had better not go away.

19. I don’t want to accept it, but we might as well: they are definitely going to cats style cgi the animals.

20. Morrible becomes a red herring… nah I don’t think they’d do that.

21. THE GREEN BABY DOLL 😭😭 no they’re just going to have a green baby I’m sure of it.

22. Not the terrible CGI flying 😭 maybe good CGI flying tho

23. Oh now that’s just silly but still a horrifying picture

24. Guys Glinda is a by definition pick me but we love her anyway

Ok so those are my takes (I know I dropped the “I don’t like Gelphie” bomb don’t kill me 😭)

Made a bingo out of all your worst suggestions (and added a few).

[mistlekissy]

i feel like knee surgery just fucks it in a different way lmao // hard agree! I got very similar if not the same surgery on my left knee (niall and I are besties fr!) and I CANNOT lean on my knee anymore. If you look back at him and Julia doing that escape room on James corden, you'll see he doesn't bear any weight on it either during that crawl. I felt for him when he dropped to his knees on stage, but suppose adrenaline kinda does take the pain away 🫠 (but don't think he'll do it again 😂)

the way he was jumping around during flicker tour tho, crazy ass 😭 ugh we have bad knees running in our family, 2 of my uncles had surgeries on theirs and both of my parents will prob have to go thru it too at one point 🥲

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 172

LARP and the Real Girl/Closing Time

“LARP and the Real Girl”

Plot Description: Sam and Dean investigate the mysterious deaths of two LARPers who were engaged in a game involving a real fairy

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: I mean…if the fae get you, the fae get you…

I did cut out the part in the description where they said what LARP stood for, just full disclosure

Honestly, they DESERVE to go see a movie or hit up a bar. Just one night off

Omg I love that Dean really has accepted Garth as the new Bobby

God…I’d love that LotR poster.

Fuck you, small town cop. Look. I don’t know what this guy’s whole deal was, but as long as he treated women right and wasn’t a gatekeeping asshole, “toys” on display at your residence (read: replicas of weapons from fantasy series and probably figurines of some sort. (Remind me to make a post about how much I’ve spent on the anime figures at my work desk…and the look on my work bestie’s face when she saw the amount)) are not a sign that you can’t be in a relationship or get laid.

“These kids today with their texting and murder…” I wanna kiss whoever wrote that line of dialogue on the mouth.

Felicia Day’s hair is so pretty

The dramatic thunder is…well, it’s something

Sometimes I get so sad about how much Dean has missed out on due to John. THIS is one of those times. He’s so excited to help Charlie with her battle strategy!! And he never got to foster that because he had to grow up WAY too fast and ALWAYS had to keep the tough guy persona. He’s such a little nerd at heart

Dean and Charlie should have gotten wayyyyyy more time together

You know, for being known as the nerdier of the two brothers, Sam is having zero fun with this and really just wants to get the job done. Dean’s in costume and following Charlie around as she flirts with every woman she encounters in their investigation

Noooooo don’t abduct Charlieeeeeeee

Oh. Looks like Charlie is no longer disappointed in her kidnapping

I love the boys getting sidelined in favor of the rules of this LARPing community

Of COURSE it’s that dude

Did he really think that the sword, once it turned back into foam, was going to stop Dean??

Omg is he……….HE’S GIVING THE SPEECH FROM BRAVEHEART. Deeeeeeeean

“Closing Time”

Plot Description: The Doctor, in his final days of life, encounters a mystery as he visits an old friend

Don’t love that we’re back with James Corden

What is happening with the…no that’s not how you ask about lighting in this show. Hey, who turned out the lights?

The cybermen? Maybe

Stormaggedon, Dark Lord of All is quite the name for a baby to give themself

This Farewell Tour he’s on doesn’t hit as hard as Ten’s because he’s really been with just Amy and Rory and River most of the time, with the exception of Craig (who he’s visiting now), also I know he has at least two more seasons

Hmmmmmmmm a motorized toy…the cybermen are hijacking TOYS??

Omg…I don’t like how often Moffat-run shows have the joke “oh these two men seen together and/or show any sort of affection toward each other MUST be gay.”

He just went straight for the lingerie department?? Come on…

Oh they didn’t hijack shit, they just put a weird robotic rat thing in a department store

I forgot we jumped ahead some time….we still get a little bit of Amy and Rory, but Amy’s already a perfume model

The cybermen gave the cybermat TEETH??? WHY???

These….oh, yeah. Those are things to cry about later. For sure

Oh…that baby’s ceiling is the ideal. Like, real project galaxies

Aw man, James Corden only ALMOST got mauled by the lil rat thingy

Ugh, the Doctor is doing the whole “I shouldn’t have anyone around me” thing again

Did they actually kill Craig???? What is happening???? Ahhh, rats. Like, of course they didn’t but STILL

So the cybermen just exploded? Because Craig felt emotion again??

This episode is just eh. Except for the Doctor’s coat. The coat’s good

Why DOES linear time affect him now??

Oh that’s where he got the hat River’s about to shoot off

[albonoo]

yeah lando…same 😒

[hymnostic]

we are currently facing two pandemics: coronavirus and james corden in movie musicals

[expelliarmus]

[sircolinmorgan]

Colin Morgan has been cast in new series Mammals with James Corden and Sally Hawkins on Amazon Prime!