Recorded as a gift for @flowerparrish as part of the @summerpodficswap 2024!
Summary: Q just wants tea, so of course his favorite cafe has a Bond in it.
15 minute mp3, rated G, no warnings, humor
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Knew he was a killer first time that I saw him
Wondered how many girls he had loved and left haunted
But if he's a ghost, then I can be a phantom
Holdin' him for ransom, some
Some boys are tryin' too hard, he don't try at all though
Younger than my exes, but he act like such a man, so
I see nothing better, I keep him forever
Like a vendetta-ta
I, I, I see how this is gon' go
Touch me and you'll never be alone
I-Island breeze and lights down low
No one has to know
In the middle of the night, in my dreams
You should see the things we do, baby
In the middle of the night, in my dreams
I know I'm gonna be with you, so I take my time
Are you ready for it?
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CROSSOVER James Bond (Craig Movies)/Sherlock BBC
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James Bond/Q
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A series of snippets of Q and Jim Moriarty, and how their lives intertwine as brothers.
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rian johnson knew his exact demographic when he made a movie with the main character thats essentially "james bond in an aggressively southern accent wearing fun patterned outfits and hes married to hugh grant (a househusband that spends his time baking) and hes definitely not neurotypical and he adopts every nice woman with the slightest intelligence he finds whenever he gets dragged into weird rich people shit"
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Combat
I'm ready for combat
I say I don't want that
But what if I do?
'Cause cruelty
Wins in the movies
I've got a hundred thrown-out speeches
I almost said to you
Easy they come
Easy they go
I jump from the train
I ride off alone
I never grew up
It's getting so old
Help me hold on to you
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CROSSOVER Harry Potter/James Bond (Craig Movies)
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James Bond/Q
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Petunia finds caring for two preschoolers too difficult and takes the opportunity to pass Harry off to other relatives. Being raised by intelligent, openminded and loving family does a lot to counteract the years of abuse at the hands of the Dursleys and it’s a very different Harry Potter who receives his Hogwarts letter when he turns eleven.
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