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The Killing Moon (steve harrington x reader)

based off the song The Killing Moon by Echo and the Bunnymen

can be read as a part two to this fic or on its own

warnings: Unrequited (????) love, hurt no comfort, angst, kissing, alcohol, parties, swearing and a guy that smells like cabbage (lmk if i missed any) no use of Y/N, reader is described to be wearing a dress but no other description other then that

1.1K words <3

Steve Harrington is a stupid, stupid man. He knew that, really, he did. It was being proven to him time and time again, his own stupidity and poor decisions were being thrown back in his face. His poorest decision to date was not confessing his perennial love for you before you found someone else. It's not like he didn't have a chance to tell you, you're his best friend, you see each other everyday without fail. He'd had an infinite amount of chances but ultimately was too much of a wuss to do anything. 

Steve sighed as he grabbed another drink from the makeshift bar that had been set up on Tina's kitchen table and started shoving through the crowds of people to find somewhere quiet to wallow in self pity. The banging music and general cheerful mood of the party was getting too much for him. Unfortunately fate was not on his side, it rarely was. Karma for being such a dick in highschool he supposed as he heard a laugh. A laugh he has heard a thousand times before. A laugh that haunts him. Your laugh. 

You were here. With him. 

You hadn't seen Steve, not when He was distracting your every sense. You looked….. Ethereal. Too good for this world, far too good for Steve and definitely too good for that guy. Steve didn't even know what you saw in him, you had told Steve about him, raving about how great he was and how you were sure that they'd get along. His name was  James or Jake, maybe josh? Steve couldn't remember, it's Jeremy’s own fault really, he should get a better name. Steve watched as Jack-Josh-Jake’s half smirk bewitched you and his hands wandered to the hem of your dress. Steve stood staring, never occurring to him that he probably looked rather creepy, as he cursed whatever higher power there was for letting that smug bastard be born. He just couldn't understand, this guy was barely 6’, had god awful hair and vaguely smelt like cabbage. What was the attraction? 

After around two minutes of Steve trying to explode Jason (?) with his mind he spotted the door to the back garden and started to make his way over there whilst vowing to brush up on his telekinesis skills so he could throw that guy through a wall or something. 

He sat on a lonely bench on the porch facing the garden, watching the moon as it cast dancing shadows, holding his drink with white knuckles and trying not to let his thoughts linger where they shouldn't. 

“Hey stranger”

The sound of your voice made him jump which made you giggle slightly. He would make a fool of himself again and again if it meant that he could hear that noise every time. 

“What you doin’ sitting out here all by yourself hmm ?” 

you said as you sat down next to him, close enough that he could smell the liquor on your breath and the heat radiating off you. 

“Oh nothin’ just .. chillin’” 

Steve grimaced at his response 

“Well can I just chill with you? ” 

You chuckle while nudging his shoulder slightly.

Steve looked you in the eyes for the first time that night and gave a small nod. He didn't trust himself not to say something absolutely insane like how he was so in love with you that the smell of your perfume was more intoxicating than the beer he had been half heartedly sipping on or that the feeling of your arm against him was occupying so many of his thoughts that he probably couldn't even tell you where he was right now or how-

“Stevie, can I ask you something ?” 

Stevie, oh god you could ask him for his arm and he would saw it off and present it to you without hesitation. 

“Yeah whats- whats up ?” 

“I don't know, it's probably stupid, I'm just worried about you, y’know? you've been acting… different?”

“You're worried about me?”

“Steve, I’m always worried about you” 

Steve couldn't fight off the grin that erupted on his face. His entire body felt hot at your confession. He was pathetic. 

“Why are you smiling Steve, I'm serious, is something going on?”

It was his chance, probably his last one. He was going to do it, tell you he loved you and wanted to date you and have children and get married, well probably not all that, he might come off a bit intense. You sat looking at him expectantly as he turned to face you. The words died on his tongue as he realised how close together the two of you were. 

“I-” Steve started “ I just wanted to tell you-” he couldn't finish the sentence.

“Tell me what, steve ple-” 

He cut you off as he cupped your cheek and kissed you.

A surprised sound left your mouth before you slowly close your eyes and sunk into his lips.

Your kiss was cruel, cruel as he knew he would spend the rest of his life trying to find some semblance of it and would fail to. Cruel in the way your lips fit so perfectly with his, flawlessly moulding together and cruel in the way that he knew that there was no coming back from this. He was absolutely fucked. He was kissing his best friend, his best friend who was the one person he could not lose, his best friend who belonged to someone else. 

Maybe it was fate ,he thought, maybe he was meant to be sat out here and you were meant to find him and this was meant to happen, or maybe it was the sheer might of human will and his lack of self control or maybe it was cheap beer and hormones. Whatever it was he was glad of it. 

Slowly, you pull away, your forehead resting against his, eyes closed and expression unreadable. 

Steve had never felt so content, he was in such a state of bliss that it was a rather rude awakening then the patio door banged open shattering the delicate bubble that surrounded you both. 

You jumped up at the noise, whipping around toward the door. 

“babe, i've been lookin’ for you” 

His speech was slurred as he sauntered towards you. Steve thought Jackson’s face had never looked so punchable.

You walked towards the unwelcome intruder and grabbed his arm, giving him a small smile as you dragged him back inside, not sparing Steve a glance. 

Steve felt his heart crack and dread fill his stomach. This was it, you would never speak to him again, he would become a drunken mistake, a mere annotation in your story. His own thoughts devastated him as he looked back up at the sky, the blue moon looking back down at him. The only thing that comforted him now was the knowledge that he was yours, unabashedly and perpetually, his heart lay with you and it was yours to keep. Steve just hoped you would be a little more careful with it from now on.

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HURT// COLBY BROCK

As I walk into the party with Tara to my left, a wave of anxiety hits as soon as I realize I am actually here. In the same house as him. But not with him. I haven’t stepped foot in this house for over a month, because the last time I was here hurt me more than anything.

“You okay?” Tara asks sensing my mood change “Just nervous,” I say while playing with the ring on my finger

“I’ll be here the whole night, if we get split up just text me and we’ll meet back up,” She says softly and I smile “Thank you,”

“Now let’s go get drinks and have a good time,” Tara says before grabbing my hand and dragging me toward the kitchen. As we make our way into the kitchen our whole friend group comes into view.

I haven’t seen most of them in quite a while, after what happened I just needed time for myself and I’ve only seen Tara, Kat, Sam, Jake, and Devyn. Tara, Kat, Devyn, and I hung out last week and I explained to them why I haven’t been around and they understood.

“Kenna!,” Kat says while running to give me a hug “Wow I feel loved,” Tara jokes

“Shut up, I saw you this morning,” Kat laughs before hugging Tara “Wow, Kenna finally decided to grace up with her presence,” Sam laughs

“I just knew your guys’ lives were boring without me so I decided to come,” I laugh before giving Sam a quick hug “Actually my life has been pretty good,” Kevin jokes and I roll my eyes before he pulls me in for a hug

“We’re doing shots,” Kat says and I nod before walking over to the table where the drinks are. Kat pours four shots, one for me, Tara, Devyn, and herself. “We’re getting you fucked up tonight and you’re going to hook up with some hot random guy,” Tara says

“Hell yeah!” Kat says “To Kenna getting laid,” Devyn says while holding her shot up and we all cheers before downing them

We all made our way into the living room where the music was and where everyone was dancing, at first it started with all of us girls dancing together but the girls’ boyfriends had made their way over to them so I let them be and went into the kitchen to get another drink

“Why aren’t you dancing anymore?” I heard a voice say from behind me and my heart dropped “Because,” I said trying my best to ignore him

“Do you want to dance?” He says and I scoff “With you? No.” I say not looking at him

“Why?” He says “Because I said so,” I said before walking away

“Hey,” Crawford says while walking over toward me “Hey Crawf,” I smile

“How’ve you been?” He asks while leaning on the wall next to us “I’ve been good, How have you been?” I say softly

“I’ve been alright. Why you over here alone?” He asks “Eh, just not in the mood for this party,” I say

“You wanna go outside?” He asks and I nod, He grabs my hand and leads me through the crowds of people. We make it outside and we go sit by the pool

We don’t speak we just sit in silence and look up at the sky “What are you guys doing?” I hear someone say and I mentally curse

“We just chillin’,” Crawford says to Colby “What are you doing out here?” I ask him

“I saw you guys walk out here and needed to make sure no one was hooking up outside,” He says and I roll my eyes “Nah, we ain’t doing that,” Crawf laughs

“Good,” Colby says while making eye contact with me “Hey, Crawf, it’s a little cold out here so I’m gonna go back in,” I say with a smile

“Alright, stay safe,” He says while lifting his cup and tilting it toward me “You too, no drunk swimming,” I point at him

“Don’t worry, I’m all good,” He laughs. I get off the chair and run my hands over my dress to make sure it’s straight “You want a hoodie?” Colby asks

“No,” I say rudely while walking away “Kenna what is your problem,” Colby asks while catching up to me

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” I say while shutting the door in his face “There you are,” Kat says

“Hey,” I smile “We’re doing more shots, come on,” Kat says while grabbing my hand and pulling me into the kitchen

We do about four or five shots before we all make our way back to the dance floor, this time the girls’ boyfriends don’t interfere so it was just us dancing. I look to my left to see Colby talking to some girl leaning on the wall, I roll my eyes and look away.

“Hey, Kenna,” Justin says “Hey,” I smile as he dances closer to me

“You look really good,” He says and I smile “So do you,” I say and he snakes his hands around my waist

“You know, I’ve been thinking about you for a while,” He whispers in my ear “Have you?” I tease

“I always just thought you had a thing going on with Colby so I stayed away but now that I just saw him with that girl, I know that you’re available,” He says

“Yeah, don’t worry, I’m available,” I smile “Good,” He says while moving a hand up to my neck and pulling me in for a kiss

I move my hands to the back of his neck and run my hands through his hair as he pulls me closer by the hand on my waist. He moves his mouth to my neck and starts leaving trails of kisses

“Okay, that’s enough, she’s drunk,” Colby says while pulling Justin away from me “So am I,” Justin says and I try to push Colby away from me

“Colby leave me alone,” I say while trying to get my arm out of his grip “Yeah, dude, leave her alone, we were having fun,” Justin says while grabbing onto my other arm with a tight grip

“She’s drunk, I’m not gonna let her get taken advantage of,” Colby says and I scoff “She wants this,” Justin says while tightening his grip on my arm and it starts to sting

“Justin, let go,” I say trying to pull my arm away but his grip gets tighter “Why aren’t you telling Colby to let you go?” He says

“Because he isn’t hurting me,” I say while trying to pull my arm away “Let her go,” Colby says to Justin

“How about you let her go and we get back to what we were doing,” Justin says “How about no,” Colby says

“Whatever man,” Justin says while letting my arm go and I let out a sigh of relief “Are you okay?” Colby asks while grabbing my arm and looking at it

“I’m fine, don’t pretend like you care,” I roll my eyes before trying to walk away from him but he steps in front of me

“You’re drunk,” He says “So is like every person here, plus I’ve barely had any drinks,” I say

“Well you’re never the type to get drunk and hook up with random people,” he says “I did it with you,” I say, and his face drops

“That was different and you know that,” He says and I laugh “Sure it was, now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go find Justin again,” I say trying to walk around him but I feel arms go around my waist and suddenly I’m thrown over Colby’s shoulder

“Colby put me down,” I say as he walks toward the stairs “No,” He says as I wiggle in his grip

We make it up the stairs and to his room and he sets me down in the middle of his floor “Colby what the hell,” I yell

“Why are you so fucking pissed with me,” He says raising his voice “Are you dumb,” I say pissed off

“Colby, we hooked up, so many times, you treated me like your girlfriend, and told me I wasn’t allowed to hang out with other guys. You told me so many things that made me fall in love with you. Then when I told you, you had the nerve to get mad at me for having fucking feelings!” I yell

“I told you that I didn’t want anything serious!” He says “I know, and that’s my fault for thinking that you’d get over yourself and realize that you do deserve love but clearly I was fucking wrong,” I laugh

“You hurt me, Colby. I poured my heart out to you and you had the nerve to say I was never anything to you and you just used me to pass the time,” I say “So don’t get mad at me for not wanting to talk to a guy who made me feel like shit about myself,”

“Kenna,” He says softly “No don’t even fucking say anything,” I say while walking past him but he grabs my hand and turns me around, and pulls me in to kiss him

I push him away “Fuck you,” I say before walking out of his room and back down to the party. “You okay?” Tara asks me

“I’m perfect, you wanna do more shots?” I ask and she nods

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First story on here! LMK if you want a part two!!

[televisionsavedme-blog]

If brooklyn 99 and psych had a crossover, Shawn and Jake would start out super competitive because they love solving shit and have big little man egos. But one-upping each other would be too much fun and they'd low-key enjoy each other's quips and maybe even make a few of the same references. And they won't end the day as besties because they both already have two men of culture for best friends (who would in fact bond on occassion, Charles would be impressed with Shawn but he'd try to suppress it because he is loyal to Jake, Gus is going to be super done with both of them!!) As would Henry but he'd appreciate that Jake does actual police work. Amy and Jules are gonna act embarrassed but they'd be competing on the down-low too. Lassy would want to impress Holt who might just chill with Karen, can't predict how Holt eould feel about the whole psychic stuff (my man is so unpredictable, also can't recall if there was a psychic episode on b99) Gus is going to be attracted to Rosa, more so when she rejects him, I feel like Gus, Terry and Holt might have some kind of a moment (because Psych was kinda like that) Terry and McNab are just going to remain wholesome and Gina will... well she'll be Gina to everyone. But we might see her chillin with Woody, just have some out of box conversation about a shady past idk. Pimento's a friend of Woody's don't ask why. Hitchcock and Scully have received an extensive list of eateries from Shawn and Gus and they are out exploring Santa Barbara.

Anyway, Jake and Shawn are going to part ways as competitors who kinda like each other but still say they're better than the other one.

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

So I've been thinking about the 3 day yeerk time limit and something that has come to mind is that I think it might be less like filling up a three day tank and more like gorging yourself and then starving yourself for three days before repeating the process. I think this would be noticable especially towards the end of that cycle and could cause some weird actions on the yeerks part.

My headcanon is that yeerks eat not like humans, but like snakes. Snakes eat huge meals — they get those food bulges after swallowing a rat or bird that's twice their own diameter — and they only eat about one meal a week. It's not healthy for them to eat more often because they digest really slowly and can end up with serious health problems if they outgrow (and then have to shed) too many skins. The internet is full of vets begging people not to feed their pet snakes too often, even though one meal a week seems like that "gorge then starve" pattern to us humans.

This theory fits what you're saying that we don't see yeerks' behavior slipping as they get closer to that three-hour limit; they're not that hungry. Obviously the snake-yeerk parallel isn't perfect, since the yeerks' margin for error is "miss a single meal by a few hours and starve to death", but I also think it would've come up more (in #19) if most hosted yeerks are in poor health due to crappy diet.

I also wonder how firm the three-day limit is. The most in-depth we see it is in #6 with Temrash 114, but it's not clear to me if:

Temrash infests Jake late on Day 1, spends Day 2 and Day 3 in the cabin, and dies near dawn on Day 4, OR

Temrash infests Jake early on Day 1, spends the rest of Day 1 and all of Day 2 in the cabin, and dies near dawn on Day 3

Because it's full daylight when Jake gets infested, but Temrash dies just after sunrise. Either "three days" is "72 hours until the fugue state, then another ~6 hours before you kick it", or it's "72 hours is the longest anyone's ever lived, but most kick it after 65 or so." Or maybe it is exactly 72 hours on the nose, and Temrash was just chillin' in the whirlpool with no kandrona for a while before Jake came along. There are interesting implications for how much security any given controller would have, and how much they'd be dependent on each other.

[ticklishbeans4]

Ok well now I gotta give my Finn, Jake, and Prismo headcanons. It's law.

I've been getting sucked back into Adventure Time as of late, so this is law lol

Finn The Human

Ler-

He's became more of a ler as he got older and got more practice with tickling.

He's generally a playful ler and loves to play tickle games with his friends.

His favorite thing to do is wiggle his fingers just over his lees tickle spot and tease them with stuff like "I'm gonna get you!" or "I'm not even touching you!"

He'll challenge the lee to see how long they can last being tickled/keep their arms up/keep still.

He'll definitely laugh along with his lee, no doubt about it.

Lee-

He's a silly lee, very wiggly and tends to kick or punch, so he usually needs to be held down.

His worst spots are his knees, belly, ribs, and feet.

He has a high pitched squeaky tickle laugh, sometimes does his scream when a really bad spot gets targeted.

His biggests lers are Jake (obviously), Bubblegum, and Marceline. Though Bubblegum usually disguises it as "needing help with an experiment"

He was a huge lee as a kid, loved getting tickle senseless by his friends. As he got older he still enjoyed being tickled, but not as much as he used too.

It was especially rare that he let anyone tickle him after Jake died, but it happened occasionally, usually only with Marceline or Bubblegum.

Jake-

You just KNOW Jake is the biggest ler in all of Ooo.

His ability to stretch and shrink and bend his body in all types of ways makes him near unstoppable.

He targets Finn, Prismo, Lady, and his kids the most, but he's definitely not afraid to attack other people.

He usually goes for an all out attack, getting a lees worst spots and utterly wrecking them. But he can be gentler if he needs too.

Definitely will tease a lee for being so ticklish, and uses the old "Tickle tickle tickle" or "Coochie coochie coo!" And if he finds out a lee can't say tickle, he'll keep going till they say it.

He sometimes doesn't realize when someones had enough, but he's usually really good about it.

Has definitely ratted out Finns worst spots and has tickled him in front of people before to embarrass him.

Lee-

Not as big as lee as he is a ler, but still enjoys being tickled.

Not super ticklish, but his spots are his belly, behind his ears, his feet, and the lower part of his ribs.

His powers make him tougher than most when it comes to tickling, so it takes a lot to get him to tap out.

He is hella weak to raspberries though, those take him out, same with feathers or anything buzzy. Once Finn jokingly attacked him with an electric toothbrush and Jake banned them from the tree house.

Mans is almost not tease-able. He can't be flustered by most teases. But if a ler tells him a bunch of bad jokes while tickling him he'll get flustered.

The people that get him the most are Finn and Lady. His kids used to gang up on him, but not so much anymore. Sometimes Marceline pretends to be about to eat him, just to blow a raspberry on him.

Prismo-

Ler-

He's not much of a ler, but he does like messing with his friends now and again.

Jake is his favorite target, but he's also gotten Finn and even Simon once or twice.

It's hard to be playful like that with the other cosmic entities.

He technically can't touch anyone, but he can summon things, or even just snap his fingers and make someone feel like their being tickled.

He laughs along with a lee cause he thinks their reactions are funny, and often teases a lee about how silly their face is or how funny the noises they make are.

Lee-

He really really likes being tickled, but absolutely cannot for the life of his ask for it.

He's summoned Jake more than once just for a tickle fight, though he had to pretend it was for other stuff. Jake always sees through it though.

He actually had no idea he was ticklish till Jake decided to test it out when they were chillin once. Jake just scratched at the spot where Prismo's belly would be and both of them were shocked when Prismo laughed.

Turns out his worst spots are his belly, neck, hips, and thighs.

His usual lers are Finn and Jake, really they're the only ones who tickle him, as no one else has ever tried, and he's way to nervous to ask anyone else.

He does his best to keep still when being tickled, but sometimes can't handle it and disappears somewhere in the cube. He'll come back pretty quickly, but only if the ler promises to not make fun of him for running.

[gloryundimmed]

Get to know the mun ! repost, don’t reblog .

——— BASICS.

NICK NAME : Gray/Grayson

PRONOUNS : He/him

ZODIAC SIGN : Aquarius— fits me, right?

TAKEN OR SINGLE : Single, but a flirt and I'm sorry

ANYTHING ELSE ? : Nah I'm just chillin'

——— THREE SERIOUS FACTS.

I currently make money off of freelancing in web design and graphic design. I've worked for four literary journals now in some capacity, and I usually take the roll of web editor/graphic designer plus a reader. I'm also the web editor for my school's newspaper. My hands are always full, but that's the way I like it. I like commotion and stimulation.

I tend to keep people at an arms length even if I don't mean to, so if I ever feel distant, I apologize. I can just get weird when I'm too attached to someone, and I hate that feeling. Though it comes back to bite me in the ass because sometimes I feel like I have a ton of friends and I'm very social and love people, but I've got no "best friends."

I've got ADHD, which in my case means that I say yes to anything new and shiny despite how busy I may be. Sometimes I can be bad at gauging how much I can do at once, which leads to things slipping off my plate. Plus, the executive dysfunction is real af and I sometimes need a kick in the ass to get things done. Sorryyyy but you love me, right?

——— THREE RANDOM FACTS.

I have a dog named Romeo and I love him soooooo much

Death and knowing I'll die one day doesn't really scare me. Not that I want to die or anything, but letting people down scares me much, much more. It's my worst fear yet I feel like it happens all the time.

I love attending concerts, and music is a big inspiration for my writing. I'm always listening to something!

——— EXPERIENCE.

I've been into creative writing since I was at least 12, and at that age I began rp on a website called wetpaint.com with an elf OC because I was so into LOTR back then. Shortly after, I made an OC named Jake who I wrote with a lot. Wetpaint was like wordpress, a service where you could create little privately owned websites that could be made for any purpose with a forum/comment-like setup on most pages, and I would write with my in-person friends. I took a bit of a break from rp in my first three years of high school, but still wrote short stories. During my senior year, I got back into the rp scene, but that time here on tumblr. I've been writing here on and off ever since, with the creation of Kai in July 2014. Currently, I'm getting my bachelors in creative writing, so I guess that might count as experience, too. Sometimes I even write fanfiction lmao.

——— MUSE PREFERENCE.

Gosh, idk. I tend to go for a lot of different types of muses as long as they are written well and don't feel empty. I do lean toward more action/fantasy/romance than regular slice of life or platonic stuff, though. The muses I find most interesting have a lot of depth. I tend to find people with 20+ muses on their blog a little intimidating because I can't imagine having so many and it's hard to choose between them all. Also, it may not be true, but sometimes I can't help but think if they have so many, they can't possibly be at the depth that I'm looking for, but I'm probably just wrong on that. I barely have my 6 guys and write Kai the most of all, so it's hard for me to understand.

——— FLUFF / ANGST / SMUT.

FLUFF : I think I like cute stuff as much as the next guy. Sometimes I can find it a little boring, though. LMAO

ANGST : I LOVE angst. I love two characters who don't get along or have some sort of friction between them. It's my lifeblood, and that's probably obvious to see since I have a muse like Kai as my main. Conflict, heartbreak, violence, despair— I love it all.

SMUT : Can you guess? Again, with a muse like Kai, I think its clear that writing sex and sexuality is a big part of my journey as a writer. It's not a must-have for me in any rp, but it certainly spices things up and goes hand in hand with angst. Anything you catch me writing solo is bound to have smut in it somewhere, and I'm not afraid to admit it. Sex is such a huge part of life for a lot of people, and I think the Puritan guilt of society has caused many to shy away from it. I strive to be a sex-positive writer. If it's not your bag, though, I can certainly understand that as well.

——— PLOT / MEMES : They don't call me the idea guy for nothing! I love plotting, even if it doesn't always come to fruition or never comes to fruition. Plotting sustains me. It has the thrill of imagining scenes without having to go through the slog of writing them. Don't get me wrong, I really enjoy writing, but I don't always have the energy to roll up my sleeves and get to it. I also love memes! Any meme someone sends feels like a love letter to me and my muses. They're great because they can start things off with no plotting required. I send them in as often as I can, but sometimes I'm not around and don't see them.

TAGGED BY : @shishitoren-vc tyvm!! love u

TAGGING: @lured-into-wonderland @incandescentia @eraba-reta-unmei and anyone else who wants to. I chose some people I don't know as well but would like to!

[icequeenlila]

Avatar Human AU- Christmas (slight Locorro)

It's Christmas Day

Spider comes over to the Sully household

the holidays turn Neytiri soft enough to let him stay the night

Neteyam and Neytiri are in the kitchen, preparing for dinner

Jake and the rest of the kids are in the living room, decorating the tree

there are christmas songs playing through the house and Jake, Lo'ak and Spider are singing along, horribly out of tune

they think they are hilarious, but Kiri is actually considering violence

also, she is annoyed bc the boys and Tuk have no sense of aesthetic

she has her own vision for the christmas tree, but dosen't stand a chance against her family's chaos

but she's having fun ofc

Lo'ak and Spider are goofing around as always

Spider almost lands in the tree at one point, Tuk screaming at the top of her lungs

when they are done, Neteyam comes from the kitchen to lift Tuk up, so she can put the star onto the top of the tree

Lo'ak and Spider are badly pining, and painfully oblivious

Kiri is SO done with them, and Neteyam is laughing at her misery

uncle Norm is chillin on the couch, tipsy from one eggnog too many

tipsy enough to laugh at Jake's dad jokes

later that day, Tuk freaks out bc Jake forgott to set a timer for her christmas cookies

they turn out slightly on the burnt side

what is she supposed to leave for Santa now? He won't leave her any presents! Dad, you had one job!

everyone helps trying to save her cookies with a hideous amount of frosting

Tuk: "But they won't taste good!"

Jake: "Don't worry, Santa eats so many cookies in one night. Most of them, he only takes with him, so the children won't be sad. I heard we are pretty much the last house on his list, so he'll just save them for his elves. He'll never know."

Tuk is impressed with her father's knowledge

Neytiri is torn between smiling and frowning

she never was too big of a fan, telling their kids the lie of an old man climbing down their chimney, bringing them gifts

her parents never made her and Sylwanin believe in Santa

but still, she loves the way her daughter's eyes light up, and how fond the smile on Jake's face is when talking about it

so she says nothing

Lo'ak actually believed in Santa until he was fourteen

Jake was already starting to sweat when he realized his youngest son wasn't taking the hint

how do you explain to your child that you basically lied to them their whole life?

Easy. You let your daughter handle it.

Kiri did the job

Lo'ak was surprisingly chill when she finally opened his eyes

Lo'ak: "Actually, that makes a lot more sense."

Spider is super happy to spend christmas with his friends, since the relationship with his dad isn't the best

the Sully kids have a present prepared for him

they have worked on it collectively

it's a collage with pictures of all of them:

the freak trio (Kiri, Lo'ak, Spider) on the ice rink, Spider and Lo'ak to each of Kiri's sides, holding her hands so she won't lose her balance

Neteyam holding Spider in a headlock, grinning widely at the camera (Spider bet he could beat him in a fight)

Spider sitting on the ground, bows all over his hair, eyes closed shut as Tuk sprays glitter all over his head

Spider in Jake's wheel chair, screaming, Lo'ak behind him, laughing his ass off as he drives both of them down an empty steep road (it's actually a screen shot from the video they had took to send Kiri)

(they had stolen some weed from Norm before doing this, hence their stupidity)

(Lo'ak got grounded for a month after this, and Spider wasn't allowed to come over during that time)

Neteyam was the one to go to the copy shop to print out the pictures

Tuk had colored the frame herself (very colourful, with a heavy use of glitter)

Lo'ak was the one to work strictly under Kiri's command, cutting out the pictures neatly as she arranged them to look good (Kiri could get a tiny bit scary when it came to her aesthetic, Lo'ak didn't argue once)

Spider smiles and laughs over the pics they had chosen, but everyone can see that he's barely holding back tears

they don't make it a big deal, the present says it all (they care!)

Kiri secretly gifts him another framed picture, one of the time the trio had a movie nigh

the boys both fell asleep on the couch, and somehow Lo'ak ended up on Spider's chest

Kiri had taken several pictures (as blackmail)

Spider blushes madly when he sees it, and immediately stuffs it into his bag

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This is vague, but it's just supposed to be something short and cute, sooo....

I came up with all of this while decorating our tree. I have a vague part 2. The Locorro part to be more clear. If I get the impression you like this, I'll give it more thought.

A happy Christmas to all of you! I hope you are well and healthy and I wish you all the best!!!✨

[gimyung]

Who do you think has the best room of the four crews?

um hmm! it's probably workers. these mfs rich enough to own cars and nice condo units and a fucking villa. samuel literally lives in cheongdam too and that's crazy 😭

the BH129 in one of the panels (see below) is probs a parody for PH129 aka the most expensive apartment. mans livin lavish

more rich!samuel panels for the seoussy enjoyers 🤤 (i'm very normal abt him)

also yoojin's got enough bribe money for everyone, owns cars for the workers, plays tennis, is able to contact vivi & mitsuki and other rich kids... literally more chaebol behavior than crystal atp.. he's pictured at these locations too which cld be his apartment. fancy shmency

meanwhile lua lives like this. dont even know if homegirl got a mattress and where does she do the research shit jake makes her work on 😭 like nice van babylove BUT you deserve better

altho i fw jake's traditional home too! his mom jos chillin w her bonsai trees and watering succulents.

not lavish, but peaceful in the very least. it's very fitting for him (and for gapryong), traditional home for ppl who's made marks in ppl's lives, as if the kim blood is of nobility (? what the fuck am i talkin bout) (you catch the drift)

im tired of the flavor of talking but hostel is literally THAT building (although sally's room probs cute) and idk where johan lives 😭 my hc is that their rooms aint better than these !

[taylor-swift-fosters-it-again]

girl I love Taylor Swift and Kotlc

ME TOO ✨🌈☺️💜💌🎀🩵❤️🎉📣🥳🌟 (im sorry this took so long)

(If you look back through my *many* posts you will find the characters as taylor swift albums so I am picking five ships to give albums)

fitzphie - they are giving off serious red vibes. I’m angry at myself! at the world! at everybody! I also think the ups and downs of the album really provide some of Sophie’s feelings during this relationship. This being said I am not comparing Fitz to Jake Gyllenhaal.

sokeefe - lover. This might be kinda cliche but I truly do not care because they just love each other. (For these purposes we can skip over the denial part of the Lover album.) Also sygb is SUCH a keefe hanging out in the healing center while sophie recovers kinda song. I really have no other explanation.

dexiana - they are fearless, because they’re just both so cute and smol and perfect together. (I’m sorry tiana fans. Please still like me.) The love songs are perfect for them, and the breakup songs are not about breaking up in these circumstances, more about them being angry at their families and friends for keeping things from them and stuff. Anyway I just love them.

tiana - the tiana truthers will hopefully be happy with me giving this ship reputation. This is not based off of Tam’s Vibe™ alone, but on the two aspects of reputation. That being said the two vibes are “fuck the world” and “just chillin with my baby ☺️🌈✨” I don’t think I need to explain more.

marelinh - I believe these two are a mix of several albums, including Lover, Debut, folklore, and Midnights. Lover and Debut only included for the gay references. Folklore and Midnights are included for the cute sweet little songs (seven, sweet nothing) because I feel like they’d have that kind of relationship. NO DENIAL!!!

Anyway thanks for the ask I’m sorry it took so long these usually don’t

[st0r-fruit]

Guys i just realized something of trolls 3 while watching b99

In episode 9-8, Jake introduces his first partner Steven chillin and then he mentioned the multiple taglines for the beatsie boys reunion which is "boys will always be boys, no wait, some boys will never change, no wait, boys to men back to boys, no wait, boy-ees!"

And i just realized something.

Poppy said something similar like that too.

When getting the band back, poppy said "we're getting band back together! Brozone reunion...."

I dont remember the exact quote, but im positive poppy was quoting jake. Its a b99 reference!

The crew knew what they were doing. It's an esster egg.

[bitchinbarzal]

https://www.tumblr.com/bitchinbarzal/769222222404534272/christmas-stories-mini-midsy-au?source=share

morgan and mav will go outside in like 7 layers of clothing, jackets, scarves, hats, etc. and then you have maise and midsy with just a single sweater on. morgan and mav can never have too many layers on in the winter, they are as covered as they can be

morgan loves to match with her babies 🥹 she was already used to buying two of each for her and maisie and now she gets to add a third for mav. it's so bittersweet watching them grow bc she wants them to stay little forever but she also adores the little humans they're turning into right in front of her and jake

maise and jake are outside playing and she's a girl who loves a snack, so she brings her bag of cuties outside with her. when she goes to sit and grab one she knocks the bag down and narley is sitting there mouth watering, ready to swoop in and clean up the oranges if maisie doesn't start moving a little faster

they're taking their trip to get their christmas tree, morgan and mids each having one of the kiddos in their arms as they weave through all of the other families. jake's got maisie who is fighting to get down while maverick is chillin in his mamas arms looking at all the trees

mav is the cutest, squishiest baby ever. even though morgan and mav don't like the cold, morgan still likes to take him for walks when it's not absolutely freezing to give him a change of scenery. he likes it for a little bit, but then she looks down and he's staring up at her like this and she sees his rosy little cheeks and nose and decides it's time to head back home and snuggle up by the fireplace

yes, morgan is posting this to show off her cute as fuck family, but she's also flexing her sexy as fuck husband carrying their two adorable kids around - as part of her quarterly reminder to the girlies that jake is very happily taken - it's also her quarterly reminder that everything works out in the end and things may have been rough when she was 21, things are so much better now, she's got her perfect guy, two amazing children, and the best support system she could ever imagine

morgan loves benny and brynn so much!!! she loves that her and maeve figured everything out with their relationship, that maeve and matt were able to have these two perfect twin girls, and her sister is finally getting to be the mother she's always dreamed of while she gets to be the best auntie

they're celebrating the holidays at the middleton's, maeve wanted to get out of the house and knew if she needed anything, morgan would have it at her place, but they're outside playing with mav and mais while the twins are taking a nap. morgan is trying to tell maeve to take it easy, but she feels good in the moment and wants to play with her niece and nephew, she does in fact regret this in about 20 minutes and needs to rest

the midsy's have a family tradition where they all get matching pjs on christmas eve to wear that night and then they spend the next morning in them. it goes all the way back to morgan and jake's first christmas together, morgan very sheepishly asked jake to match and they've done it every year since. as their minnesota family expands so does the tradition, brock and nurse join one year, then maeve and matt, and eventually benny and brynn too

it is a very long night. jake "jokes" that they should lock maisie in her bedroom. they try the "santa won't come until you're asleep" but that doesn't work. they eventually nestle her in between them in their bed and practically squish her between them so she can't get up again, until she does at like 5am and then she's squealing "santa came!! mommy santa came! daddy wake up" and jake and morgan cannot coax her back into bed for some more sleep

-linkedin anon

love love love these 🥹🥹

Heavy on the last one that Mav is so jealous when he realises they had a sleepover without him

[cardsagainstthelibrarians]

Hi! I always love your librarians posts so I wanted to ask but I hope this hasn’t been asked before. I know everyone is talking about how the next chapter could go since Jake stone is the only returning character. Do you think they’ll mention Eve at all? I mean I feel like Eve had such an influence on all the librarians so for Jake to be the only one returning I would hope they would reference his development into a librarian somehow (without just saying the others got killed off/ eve tied to the library etc). I think I’m just gonna really miss the mamma bear Eve energy with the other librarians. Jake will obviously be a more developed character depending on how long it’s been since the show has ended so I’m curious how they’re going to explain the new librarians and guardian. (@no-e-estelle posted something earlier about how there should be more librarians world wide so I’m hoping this might play into it and they’re all just fine and Eve is chillin in the library or something).

I hope this ramble made sense. Thank you for any response I love talking the librarians rn it’s time for a rewatch!

Okay so bear with me with me if I sound rambly...I just woke up and am lying in bed trying to pysch myself up to get up and get dressed for work but decided to answer this now.

I personally do agree that yeah it's gonna be kind of weird if they really truly do only show Stone and never even mention the others...and yeah, Eve, Jenkins, and Flynn were my favorites from the first TV series (okay, Eve, Jenkins, Flynn and Moriarty but I'm trying to think about the mains before I think of him) but I have a few theories about what could happen.

1. Theory one is the one we don't want which is that they really are just going to show mention Jake. I try not to think about this one too much because as mentioned before Jake is my least favorite and I see Christian Kane as a generic actor who plays the same general character over and over again. But also it would just feel...weird.

2. Theory two as to why they just seem to show/mention Jake. Most of the main actors in the new series are British. Maybe I'm the only one who noticed it because I got sucked into a bunch of British TV by random despite living in the Midwest, but this gives the implication that this new series might not take place in Portland...I guess Stone's the one they were able to put on lone and he might seem like a good supplement for busy Eve because she taught him the fighting stuff.

3. Kind of ties in with two, but what if Stone won't be the only one guesting at times, but he's the one we were told about. We know Noah Wyle will be there in a behind the scenes/brains capacity so he might be coming up with storyline. Also, not to circle back to British TV but there's a show I watch that finished the 13th season a couple months ago. At the start of the season a couple months ago. You know which notable guest star we knew about beforehand? One of the main actress's biological son (which no ragging on him...I was super excited to see him). You know who else appeared? Past character A who was giving birth on another continent. Past character B who lived on a different island. Past character C who had been traveling the world and is again a series lead. Past character D who had been in witness protection. Which is to say maybe there will be others but they're just good at keeping them under wraps.

[elvishdemigod]

DCAS is honestly starting to bore me.

Season 3 in general is meh. And you can tell the quality story-wise lowered when they started releasing episodes weekly instead of every 2 weeks.

And there will be spoilers ahead.

First off, getting it out of the way, but the TikTok dance challenge I didn't have much of an issue with. UNTIL I realized if Fiore had won the return chance, she'd be doing the WAP dance. SHE'S 9 YEARS OLD SHE'S BARELY JUST STARTED PUBERTY, SHE'S EXTREMLY YOUNG!!! There's a line between "Child who cusses a lot" and "Child doing a challenge with the Wet Ass Pussy dance."

Then Tom and Jake. They should've just finally fully parted ways and realize they're not compatible. Like I've said, they have more chemistry as exes than as lovers. Tom already proved his word is worth shit, and his promise before leaving didn't feel concrete enough. He could just ghost Jake again. He doesn't know, we don't know.

The drama with Krystal, Derek, and Trevor. I get there have been Trevek shippers since the beginning. But sometimes what makes a ship fun is the "What could've been" and not the "what is." Derek and Krystal seem happy together, and both take joy in the harsh challenges, they feel like they could actually be something.

Meanwhile Trevor literally acts like a pouty toddler. The plot of "Fired employee wanting to get the show shut down" could've worked, if it weren't for the guy acting like his playground crush just rejected his marriage goldfish cracker. It's not even that, Derek actually tries to communicate with Trevor, but Trevor just blows him off! Again, like a toddler, but when they plug their ears and go "LALALA I'M NOT LISTENING" Trevor's the one who didn't say shit until it was too late, that's his fault. And because of it, he's trying to get the show the guy he likes cancelled as if it wouldn't piss Derek off? Can we get a Yandere Trevor AU fanfic, because that feels fitting right about now.

The plot of Emily getting Trevor to work with her to get the show shut down would work if it didn't get 2 minutes of screen time each episode, if it were handled more like the Jensen situation in the first season, and if Trevor wasn't such a baby. Emily though is smart to be using the guy with the brain and emotional power of a child, I'll give her that.

And then there's the current final 4.

Connor and Riya are both rich. They don't really need the money. Not to mention that Riya is getting extremely annoying.

Unless Jake is in a similar situation as me, being an adult who never learned how to drive and can't really get a job, he doesn't really need the money. He's chillin with Miriam, who was a winner of the first season. Maybe he needs the money to help take care of Mirium? But storywise, it doesn't really make sense to let the character living with a previous winner win this time.

Ally is such an unlikeable character now. Though she is the one gonna need the money the most because she's gonna need to flee the country and get a new identity-

Before them, Grett was the most worthy of winning.

The beef with Ally and Jake is like watching two siblings who genuinely hate each other but don't do much outside of slap fights and insults. (Ally leaving Jake for dead by bear because of that?) It's pointless, boring, and this time around most of it is Ally's doing. It was annoying when Jake did it, yet it's supposed to be great when Ally does it?

I'm predicting either Jake is going to win, or Connor but he's going to split the money with someone or a few other contestants. In which in the Connor case, Jake's still gonna get money.

I love the show, but it's really starting to bore me this season.

[ariendiel]

I have an agenda. Levi x Mason enemies-to-lovers

Ohhhhh, I love it when you have an agenda as I just know something good will come from it 👀

Levi x Mason Relationship (EtL) headcanons

Okay, but they'd initially become enemies over MC right? Both of them being into her, chasing her etc. It's just too good to not utilise Cherry gate and the other S1 drama for this.

But they're more focused on each other than MC, which of course they don't realise. Everyone else are totally watching them argue in the gym while being shirtless and sweaty all 👀🍿 though (especially Talia and Tim, Jake and Rohan are busy with their own thing).

They're the perfect example of the "two bros chillin' in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they're not gay" meme, because they spend all their time together even when they 'hate' each other and totally aren't just dealing with heaps of sexual tension through anger and denial.

In this headcanon, MC gets with Jake or Talia, and they're both left looking at each other all "what now" and finally start opening up to each other.

I love to imagine them realising how much they have in common, and how much they've actually bonded without realising it. Maybe they share a hug that goes on just a bit longer than it should? Maybe there's prolonged eye contact? Hands almost touching? I want this to be a ✨slow burn✨

Denial, denial, denial until the end of the show. Maybe they get drunk once it's all over, maybe they have a last fight that ends in the most passionate kiss? I'm not sure, but with these two I think it'd be strong passion and a sense of despair over it, because who doesn't love seeing two macho men giving in to their feelings of love?

Friendships and relationships headcanons masterpost

[hamausagi]

YES IT IS LIKE THAT AND NOW I WANT ALL OF THEM FOR YOU TOO I AM EYES EMOJING U SO HARD RN

YAYAYAY I AM EYES EMOJING YOU TOO

What is your nickname?

i don't really have one these days, but i suppose jake or august are still two of my favorite names i go by ^^

When is your birthday?

10/21/03 <3

What was your longest relationship?

1 year and 2 months (ended) (thank god)

What is your favorite book?

six of crows - leigh bardugo !

What is something you're insecure about?

the way i speak LMAO i cringe so much hearing my own voice or hearing the things i say. i feel like im so socially awkward and i hate it so bad 😭😭😭

5 Male celebrity crushes

uhhhhhh i dont rlly keep up with celebs like at all anymore but i used to be literally head over heels for chris pine when i was younger HELP

5 Female celebrity crushes

ZENDAYA and maybe saorise ronan ???? (help me i dont rlly care abt celebs)

What is your dream job?

concept/character artist for a game company !!!! (and to make my own games) (which i am currently working on)

What do you consider your biggest accomplishment?

finding out about my dream college last september after literally never knowing about it prior (besides a friend making an offhand comment abt it in like. 2017 that i forgot abt), finishing a portfolio in less than 2 months, and getting accepted LMAO

What is a fact about you that nobody would believe?

i used to play indoor and outdoor soccer year round, my indoor team competed in a lot of big brackets for the state (i now play no sports and i can barely go up more than 2 flights of stairs or run more than a few meters without dying) (thank you asthma and anemia 💪)

What were your highs and lows for this last month?

highs: FINSHED MY FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE WAHOOOO passed all my classes 🔥 made some new friends :D (and regained some old)

lows: uhhhhh mental health struggles mostly

Where is somewhere you'd like to visit?

i reeeeeaaalllyyyy really wanna go to japan so bad. im literally japanese and ive never been there, and i have family there ive never met that i want to see

How do you de-stress?

sleeping, drawing, playing some games, bothering the bf, gams with friends (unless its helldivers) (then i am stressed more)

What are your favorite apps besides tumblr?

pinterest my beloved <3

Describe yourself in one sentence.

good intentions, but poor execution

What do you think makes you attractive?

uhhhhh i have big eyes, smallish waist ???? i really try and prioritize other people (help i rlly dont know how to answer this)

What is something you're really good at?

drawing :3

What is something you're really bad at?

cooking LOL (im trying to get better)

A time that you told a lie.

telling the kid in my prj group that it was okay after he apologized for being literally the worst group member i have ever worked with (he literally did NOTHING and almost cost us the project several times)

What's a totally random and useless fact that you know?

bearded dragons can puff their eyes out along with puffing their chins when they get scared or feel threatened (thanks to ron for scaring the absolute shit out of me one day) (i thought he was dying)

Who knows you the best?

either my bf or my irl best friend :3

What is your most prized possession?

a wooden box my dad mae me a really really long time ago. that or this little sterling silver flip flop necklace my grandpa gave me a few years before he died when i was a kid

What is your longest friendship?

with my irl bsf, been friends 13 years now

When did you first feel like an adult?

either when my dad finally started actually swearing when talking to me or when i changed my car's oil myself for the first time

Do you/ Have you played any sports?

played soccer for like 11 years and did archery for 5 :3

How are you feeling right now?

im really tired and my cramps are killing me 👍 but im chillin

Are you an early bird or a night owl?

night owl even tho i rlly wish i was an early bird so bad. no matter when i go to bed or how many hrs of sleep i get its so hard to wake up before 9 am bro

Do you believe in love at first sight?

for ocs? yes. irl? absolutely not

Favorite song lyrics right now?

literally loving all the lyrics in a feeling - whxami but more specifically i am thinking abt waiting room - phoebe bridgers "if you were a teacher, i would fail your class take it over and over til you noticed me if you were a waiting room, i would never see a doctor i would sit there with my first aid kit and bleed"

also saw a robin edit to espresso - sabrina carpenter and now my brain is IM WORKING LAAAAATEEEE CAUSE IM A SINGERRRRRRR

What does self care look like for you?

taking showers and making myself food. i hate actually taking showers but the post shower untainted clean feeling is so unmatched bro its the best

Describe yourself with 3 singers.

RONEN, wave to earth, and two door cinema club

What makes you nervous?

meeting friends of friends (meeting new people is fine but its scarier if someone i know is introducing me), going to people's houses that i don't know very well

What’s a pet peeve you have?

trying to talk to someone but getting dry ass responses or no response at all

What will always make you cry?

bro. those tiktoks that are like. "if you know yourself which one are you picking". oh my god. those destroy me so bad

What kind of first impression do you think you make on people?

i honestly have zero idea bro 😭😭 if im meeting people at school im probably a little overwhelming (im loud asf at school) but if like. im meeting my friends parents or my bfs friends. i am a ghost